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Show j hiiTirrfffirfrifWfwrlTiirriffiiiiiiiiri- iSfc iiiHililili r THE PAYSON CIIRONHLE, PAYSON, I'TAH LEia SL: Min!s,et Invisib The THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE a ioe 3ai33: THE FEATHERHEADS T'rrr--iE23- Words Without Music By OaLorn VJELL SHE ( I FiMALLV So ? vhat DID WAMT ? Lh t T sub WAS Tickets For. THE MUSICAL ALL TwS THAT TiCKeTS To A COM CERT '4 YOU I SUPPOSE: SOMEBOLlSHT To SELL MU CM HOW J(HeS- Cof -l S copal Ciiiiri h, tot from evio me noises, so in Heroes of the Southwest. LLIjT, N. M. Through ihe (lint of vanished yes-- tt J da) s we've just traveled the Ji i rinses of the earlier pis-I. oi s Pat Garrett of the iwliv t natter linger; and John AVeshv Hardin, the Texas i 1, 1 I iv.u-2 ,c Z. l i turned scorpion ; anil r' lli..l.u.o, the couching dentist with his nervous mannerism of shooting people; 'T - oiguMi.Mi.nsoffe V ai arI)t. O. L, liev. A. B. 1 years s Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young bc Invisible by A. hearing, L.lt hecan& nary c.mn and hear vllhoutdJh ami iu , v. many I. aird, Iae,V: O. A- - lifth avu.ue. FiruVV More ( 'he inn New recofdT a Madame Tibe, a i ranee. Hearing f,f the . disc, e t Fleartmt Oy&&1 cd failures '0 obtain Ion for Ins ehts, s!ieHAPTIR accompany him. This si, - and that babyish king of all the kill-erlittle sawed-of- f Billy the Kid, 4, 1784, in a balloon cjGrdsfi't tave, wiiici, ascended who smiled his difth bar fident buck toothed the presei e of royally tel bill- -' smile even as he blasted out a life COYS! for every one of Read the Grape NnteihSUl P one the twerty comma of this paper his of life, years to the Iizzy DeajfLm, , gte not counting, as winjoin valuable free Mexicans be himself would say, praei detail ami Injuns." We viewed the historic bullet tbvIah 8 thv recreat,0 iffor tbit! po ks and their personal burying lest tbot s pounds, and we discovered just ilave to thy recreatioa-t- j' one survivor of those ancient two-gu- n clans a rancid octogenarian, wearing the look about him of a venerable, shamefaced sheep where he sat with a gingham apron draping the withered flanks which once had supported his artillery, and he shilling peas by the kitchen door of his present wife's boarding s, u ! 1 QetomU SMATTER POP A Thats All That WtW,)E5TtRAT vAMHiovth You ) oA, VJtJo 'Yes. M, Am RT .c C5YoT'P0 I'D "P CUT UHH. By C. M. PAYNE Saver! the Guy! Jr Pairs Nsafo CB.TCTAIHLV je v SocK'ap I iT1aovJa VIaWT -- y T3B.KJJ 8:Tsy ll'illM. Destructive Pests. THOUGH it weren't bad enough already with a Presidential campaign on this year, grasshoppers have threatened growing tilings in the Midwest True to their advance notices, the IT v car locusts are popping out along the eastern seaboard. In Ontario n plague of caterpillars covered the railroad tracks so thickly trains could not run on schedule. There is no word yet from our little southern friend, the boll weevil, but news is expected. Maybe 8 Bell Syndicate, Inc Th MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY The Mail Must Go On PD2T &nz 1 c xPr e:T, -- TlCK. T,c. , n. Hi y hes waiting for the cotton crops tick! tic. fPoDN FINNEY OF THE FORCE bvS, L. Huntley, Trade Mark Reg. tJ rlpht. g. pat, Oflee) last-name- d, C Wwir By DID Carping Critic Union Th WAL GiT ROBBERS Naess 'tetz. LET'S SoiMS-HOLoMS-HAM- up z E DObTT WORK HEREi'm I SEZ VsiURRKED HERE 7-- ThE BOSS 't ADAMSONS that we used to plant for the export trade when we had an export cotton trade. The pine borer is reported on the Job in the north woods. To date, out here, we have only the regular resident pests, including the white termite, the red ant and the mother who can prove her child is another Shirley Temple, if somebody would only listen. Of the we already have upwards of op.uoo and more arriving every ADVENTURES An All-roun- d Varnishing Job By 0. JACOBSSON day. Still, we cannot hope to escape. Presently the party who goes around taking straw votes on the election will start multiplying rapidly, and then professional California spellbinders will be binding. What Makes News. COME gentleman who must work at the post office because, seemingly, stamps dont mean a tiling in the world to 1dm, keeps taking issue with me for saying the reason why successful new simpers feature sensations above news of art and science and literature is not through any desire to pander morbid or vulgar tastes, but because the average publisher, being a smart merchandiser, puts such wares in his shop window, wddeh is his front page, ns are calculated to catch the eje and win the trade of the general public. My correspondent demands an answer. All right, lets make it a paralde: Suppose, mister, that tomorrow, through the town where you live passes a train bearing a distil guished savant who 1ms made some great dlsenvery-- y, the cause and (lire of botts and on another train there is a Our Pet Peeve By M.G. KETTNER. Up and Down The old lady from the country protested vigorously. No, sir," she exclaimed to the bell boy, I wont take this dinky little rooml If. you think Get in, maam," Interrupted the boy in a disgusted tone, get Ini This aint yonr room. This is the elevator I Or Hi Only Pail Wife (speaking of her husbands coming retirement) Tes, my husband has burned his bridges behind him. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS UNITED BV3 ib,n M. ,UP,With I.arkloy 1790 OH HE HUP HIR PPCK.WD ft TblP 1b 8NN6 IHE PI1E w othes RWtl raori his BRiNfft RllE, WHICH ISN'T The pile To 60 into Trunk, mother MEANT pat Tb THtfS BR1N6 The ON THE m Tb His ROOM SHOOft U ISN'T ON RETURNS AND The bed, itj on ft Told Ves, and it he RV, AND CARRIES a BOAT, chair beside The bed. PfiCKrf, ft ihaT what" She means? TAKE ASK No IN CAN HED IT LIKE AICN6 Hft SHE fy ("WW r TW pm 0 yhM h,) AWED 5!S Tb HELP u Tori LUm3 Iter. ou II.11 VV ni JAM MU11 tinj for T01 ,PS REll 'Sore,!rri!aleil Wherever it is surface-freel- :der led, howeverbn y oki sosi apply - Democratic convention until the rafters warped. Besides being a grand person and senator, hes one d uio ti make a song of a syllable and turn authemS011at,ly ,0ng WOrd lnto an the only district in the Unioncongressional that never has aTr 1I,uPUbllcan though, when ran, it had a dose call from going comparative Baptist. IRVN S. COBB. C WNC 8rvio, V t, d m lian tin then me lote r, a ed ni? e so DOLLARS & The successful HEAD Dont let yourself be sick headaches, a sluggish stomach nerves and other signs of 0 sc s bt person is y 4 Db 0 :i over-acidit- ted tna ocei 1); t( me! re," . MiLNESIA FOR HW1 milk Milnesia, the orV isl neutralizes in wafer form, 1 ncsia.Tasty,too. Z eve utlm ;ers Yo eliniM-- " quick, pleasant Wafer equals 4 tc- - poonfuls "S to ma j. ,35c&.60cftt' a WNU W is ere W pen all own fr keynoted for the 1,rilI- timers 14 New Beoidway, rs. Ptrtdik Rubber lers And does he come from the place miire,fthe trUe faith Pvnils? The ,jUSt s soon e go tYS111 to quit voting for Jeff Davis. We weaned them on W. J. Bryan. Ours Is prob o States PeKo Ed y. wen fi 5s. - i S - A v Be Sure THey Pf0f Cleanse the Blow hard-workin- g MOTHER STATES RU8BEIR Uoited tafTy-hnire- d lady who. n.tor a spectacular murder trial has Just been triumphantly acquit! on ted tiie ground of seif defense for shooting a gentleman friend eight r nine times in the bnck Mhlch one of these two travelers wil draw the biggest crowd down t,onJ An brother, which tra,n J'u meet? Favorite Son Keynoter ,h'n,e tl,e fl"ks Dear Old Thing (slightly deaf) Oh, but how very annoying. I hops they were not his best pair. Window Breaker Teacher Correct the sentence, Before any damage could be done, the Are was put out by the volunteer Are brigade." Boy The fire was put out before any damage conld be done by the volunteer fire brigade." ti In kidneys are fro ing waste matter son stream. 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