Show In my view Off the top ail or EEK-ma- il by Lori Olsen Join the 90s! Get hooked up to or is it hyberspace hyperspace When you hook up to the Internet it can be pretty SCARY You need to know a new nomenclature (new language) My dictionary doesn't have the correct spelling for or modem With my limited knowledge (the phone number of a net expert) I am beginning to understand about COM ports my domain the server and my host I know what slip enable and slip disabled means I'm suppose to know my baud rate and did you know that Yahoo is a very popular place on the net? (Okay if you are under 16 years of age you know all this stuff) I've been on America Online for a year and with my slow modem it worked fine didn't cruise the net and didn't let my kids get on and play The only thing used was It has been great fun to go and hear a little computerized voice say "You've got mail" and "Goodbye" when sign off Well am finally on the Internet through our local telephone company and have a new super fast modem Now can cruise the net without long distance phone charges This opens a BIG door My kids want time on the net! They just want to zoom around to see what they can see still need some instruction on speedy access to information But I'll just give the kids a few weeks and they'll be able to teach me all I'd ever want to know My address book is really skimpy need to have a pad and pencil ready when read a magazine or watch TV address to so I can get those the TV networks big advertisers October Clinton takes no prisoners in his war on the west 9 996 Salina SunGunnison Valley News Page 3 Todd’s Wheelin’ It’s obvious! by Todd Wheeler to kill the $250 million a year indusby William Perry Pendley Mountain States Legal Foundation try in which 1200 Westerners allow Sports officials have a firm grasp n basketball the official holds up For the second consecutive 800000 tourists annually to see the on the obvious and make sure that the (Pespi Ford Nike General Foods) Grand Canyon in the only way poshis hand on the foul while the ball month President Clinton came West spectators know it consumer advocate groups Utah TV sible for many of them by overflight rolls around the rim and falls through sat in a beautiful place surrounded a recent football game During stations the legislature government the hoop The officials bring his hand himself with environmental leaders along carefully regulated corridors watched an official signal a touchoffices or political candidates Hey As if that weren’t enough the Clinton down He did it with such enthusiasm down speedily and forcefully to show and did an ugly thing On August 12 even some of the funnies in the state Administration plans to release the and excitement that you would have the ball went into the hoop Why? No in Yellowstone National Park Clinton addresses newspapers have announced a plan to prevent the minendangered condor in southern Utah thought the receiver had leaped high one thinks it didn't go through the are showing up everywhere They ing of a $650 million ore body in to fly over an area the size of the State into the air and snatched the ball out hoop It is a wasted gesture by the ofThe only addresses in my book of Ohio further threatening economic ficial Montana A month later on Septemof the clutches of four defenders just are family members and a few outfits Some officials think want to let ber 18 in Grand Canyon National activity as the final gun sounded to give his with whom I do business Clinton’s Utah land lock up may team the one point victory But such the fan know they are all powerful and Park Clinton decreed a land lockup I communicate weekly with my twice the size of Yellowstone in an also be illegal The Antiquities Act of was not the case The receiver had they control the game Some referees siblings and my parents We all have 1906 under whose authority Clinton caught the ball at he 20 yard and ran may signal emphatically to break up attempt to kill development of a $1 and so we write access to took his unilateral action limits the into the end zone without being the boredom and monotony trillion coal deposit-thnation’s largweekly and keep in touch with the A friend of mine was officiating of the president to “historic touched by a defender This gave his est power comings and goings of each family In both instances historic and prehistoric Clinton not landmarks team a 27 point lead ajuniorhigh school football game He Some day soon I need to call my said that was the last lime he would structures and other objects of historic the will of WesternThen noticed that the officials only disregarded mean really talk family members ers but refused to advise the states’ or scientific interest” My reading of did this on every single play where ever ref because it was so boring is to them on the phone what was said at Clinton’s photo opelected officials of what he was about the out come was obvious An incomDuring the game he became so bored great but after awhile I just need to to do that on an extra point attempt that Clinton’s actions are not only portunity on the edge of the Grand plete pass that sailed 20 yards beyond hear their voices their laughter and disdainful of the West they are detriCanyon reveals frequent mention of the receiver a holding call where the clearly went through the uprights he the confusion of kids in the backmental to the nation: Americans will things “beautiful” but next to nothoffensive lineman wrestled the designaled “No good'' just to see if anyground Typed words on a page be denied hundreds of billions of dolfender to the ground (it was a great one was even pay ing attention le said ing about things of “historic or scienwell it just doesn't contain the voice three or four of the players looked at lars of new wealth that would have tific interest” In addition despite the take down had it been wrestling seafluctuations that help convey a requirement of the Antiquities Act that son) and a pass interference when the him quizzically but ignored him pulsed through the nation’s economy thought Oh yeah this is a typed realize that having officials helps and tax presidential action “be confined to the defender jumped onto the receiver's generating jobs opportunity without color message on a page maintain order and control of the revenues The greatest impact will be smallest area” possible Clinton’s de- back before the pass arrived motion and spectacular graphics the West where hundreds of cree was exceedingly broad For exWhile watching sports over the game but is it really necessary for all upon Well newspaper isn't as scary as the the senseless and useless gestures realized this behavior high paying jobs will be lost to local ample swept up in Clinton’s expan- weekend in the net Maybe communication sive ban are lands granted to the State among officials is not just in football economies struggling to hang on “Hey ump! Yea you that's spin890s wasn't so bad In baseball the umpire signals safe What Clinton did with his Utah of Utah for the education of its chilning your hand in a circle Was that decision (announced from more than dren another potential violation of when the runner crosses home plate ball that flew over the outfield fence This column is the product of 100 miles law and the throw goes to second Not a and into the upper deck really a home away in Arizona) was not Lori’s rambling and often disjointed Clinton’s promise to protect person watching the game suspects run?” as US Senator Orrin Hatch said to thoughts This conversational style “declare war on the West” Hedid that "valid existing rights” within the new the runner may be out It was obviThis column does not necesin early 993 What he d id was to monument will last as long as in Conous to everyone in the stadium So sarily reflect the opinion of this piece does not reflect the opinion of this newspaper You can reach whs sianal it that in his war on the West he gresswoman Susan Molinari’s words newspaper Lori at newsgtelconet would take no prisoners While Bob “a Big Mac aboard Air Force One” Dole and Jack Kemp openly court the Clinton's Justice Department has voted gued before an entire US Court of vote of African Americans-whAppeals that the phrase “valid existoverwhelmingly for Clinton in Please note The ing rights" in the words of one judge Westerners punishes The Gunnison Library will soon be media is virtually silent about such who heard it is “meaningless” class a the Internet on holding Many Clinton's actions in Utah mean mean spiritedness local libraries are a great door to the cynical one thing: he is beholden to the most It isn't just mean For a politician Internet You can cruise the net on radical element of his party extremwho campaigned that “it’s the their system with little or no charge economy” it’s stupid Mining of the ists who demand the sacrifice of coal deposit would have meant 000 people upon the altar of environmental purity In his war on the West jobs in Utah $1 million in annual revenues for Utah’s Kane County and Clinton is willing to make that sacrifice $ 0 million a year in state and federal William Perry Pendley is the taxes not to mention $2 billion or more in royalties to Utah’s public President and Chief Legal Officer Representative Hansen voted as Farm school system Clinton's asinine re of Mountain States Legal Founda- Bureau recommended on 87 percent mark “We can’t have mines tion which is a nonprofit public everyof 39 selected votes and Representa- where” demonstrates his ignorance of interest legal center didicated to tive Orton voted as Farm Bureau ad- the rarity of a coal deposit like the one individual liberty limited governvised on 67 percent of the bills ment and the free enterprise sysat the Kaiparowits Plateau “We cannot adequately express Nor does Clinton favor jobs in tem Phone number our gratitude to the members of our tourism over those in in Denver Colorado While mining congressional delegation who time at the Grand Canyon he had planned and time again have defended agriculture and the rights of Utah’s rural HAUNTED FOREST people” Ashby said “In these days 1 of increasing pressure on farmers and ranchers by government regulators (Except 5un) Chris Cannon supports school districts to teach that :00" 1O:O0pm environmental activists animal rights tickets $4:00 sexual abstinence is the only effective method of birth groups and others it’s gratifying to Just Cast of tbe know that there are those in our nacontrol and preventing sexually transmitted diseases Tftt Pleasant tions capitol who truly care about our Cemetery ” ALSO voted to eliminate a requirement that local rural people and the work they do to feed us all at least three times a day school districts teach abstinence (Unsoeld Amendment “And to Senators Hatch and Come take 0 stroll bourn dx 6 Amendment Bennett and Representatives Hansen Pumpkin Path fun for tbe Greene and Orton we sincerely want ) whole family! of the 446 ways Chris Cannon will vote like you For a complete them to know we appreciate their sup1 Hatch Bennett Hansen Orton named friends of Farm Bureau Four members of Utah’s congressional delegation have been honored for their support of agriculture by the nation’s largest farm and ranch organization Utah Farm Bureau Federation President Ken Ashby said the organization had many successes in getting the 104th Congress to either pass bills or modify regulations on key issues that impact farmers and ranchers ability to produce food and fiber efficiently Ashby said Farm Bureau ceived strong support from Utah’s congressional delegation “Who listened to our concerns and in general supported Farm Bureau on key votes” Ashby said Because of this support he said the American Farm Bureau has named Senators Orrin Hatch and Robert Jim and Representatives Bennett Hansen and Bill Orton as “Friends of Farm Bureau” an award which can be approved for Members of Congress who vote as Farm Bureau recommends at least 60 percent of the time He added that Representative Enid Greene for the would also have qualified award but was ineligible since she did not seek reelection Ashby said voting records compiled by the American Farm Bureau showed Hatch and Bennett supported Farm Bureau 100 percent of the time on a series of key votes in the Senate CANNON VOTE Bill Orton Year to Date 1996 - 214 to Date 1995 - 247 Total 1995 Fatalities - ONy port” Ashby said Oct list call 32294) or wwwchriscannonorg “Je're more than just a power company As your neighbors its important for us to actively support the Sevier Valley Multi-Event- s Center project environmental and educational programs or local events that enrich our entire community" S important provided energy doesn't travel 326 flow through Driving Tip: Airbags with seat belts provide the best occupant protection available today Proper occupant use Is a must when using airbag systems Always wear your lap and shoulder belts position yourself about 12 inches from the steering wheel and keep your hands to the sides of the steering wheel at the 9 and 3 o'clock to HR to Doolittle Utah’s Highway Death Toll As of October 4 1996 Year 165 Teaching Sexual Abstinence power any meter a difference— events It's our power it could position to and programs our community can't light bulb help our entire to make we do supporting unique True this kind of energy single utility poles lines or pass through something by actively special by Utah Power along a illuminate But over time community shine Mark Cox (801) w UTAH POWER A Division of PuafiCorp i |