Show RAY OF LIGHT IN DARKNESS Conscienceless Hubby Had Thought of oft t Great Scheme to Deceive His Trusting Wife I f- f It was a n bitter hot day in James lames X was worried He took several steps to and approximately approximate approximate- A ly the same number of steps fro He saw at once this was the wrong course He began to add the remainder and subtract it from the quotient That didn't work too so he bethought him to try another way He doubled up his fist and laid it down where it would be handy if he needed it Suddenly he looked for his fist and saw it was gone and in its place was nothing but bub a hand He put the hand band in his pocket and in doing so found round that the hole he had carefully placed in his pocket In the morning was was still sun there But he found somethIng something something some some- thing else that gave him a start Mart His face tace went pale Plague take it I h he gnarled On second thought his face brightened brightened bright bright- ened and he slapped his thigh Jove Jovel 1 I he wife This letter my gave me two weeks ago to mall snail aslIng asking ask ing her mother to come Ill I'll hold it and mall man it on its first birthday Shell She'll never notice the year on the postmark How perfectly stupid of me to forget It I Then lIe he winked at himself I |