Show Gunnison Valley June Thursday 25 queiuon cw§ Gunnison Valley Kews SECO Talaphono Gunnison Utah 04434 h Main Street for n Valley News (SECD 232 020) Is published each Thursday Gunnison Valley 08 00 year In Utah and $10 00 per year out of Utah by class postage 04434 Second Utah Gunnison Street Main South News '10 address Send changes to paid at Gunnison Utah 84434 POSTMASTER: Gunnison Valley News Box 403 Gunnison Utah 84434 Single Copy: 25c Publisher Mark G Fuellenbach Hal C Edwards Editor Just Stuff by Jan Sorenson Called To LDS Mission lng Center July Quick Chefs Mrs C Lynn Sorenson of Axtell has been called to mission serve a for the IDS Church In the Taiwan Kaohsiung Mission der Sorenson grafrom Gunnison duated Valley High School In 1980 where he was a high honor roll student a Elder Brett Clifford son of Mr and Sorenson Meeting of the Quick Club Creative Chefs was held June 18 at pm at leader Joyce Spencer’s home The first year cooking class and the made pudding second year class made rice crispies squares varsity wrestler and an active member of the FFA He also was a 1980 LDS Seminary graduate where he serv ed as president his senior year This past year he has completed his freshman year at Harvard r Oder Brett Sorenson University of the Week Business Gunnison Mr Valley News Wendy Buys 4lU Publishers Printers Letterpress— Offset & PLACE ADS HERE FOR Southern Utah MG 9101 MAIN OUNNISON FIND WHITE & I 528-311- 1 THIS BUSINESS ON GREEN PHONE BOOK YOUR COVER Wendy Buys celebrated her first birthday on June 23 1981 She is the of Mike and daughter Judy Buys of Gunnison Wendy has two brothers Brian 8 and Greg 6 and one sister Julie 4 are Mr Grandparents and Mrs Robert S Buys of El Cajon CA and Mr W and Mrs Steven Roberts of Gunnison are Fritz Schwarz of Escondido CA and Mr and Mrs Martlnus Andersen 1 of Salt Lake City Roger Says Vigorous exercise after 40 is especially harmful you do it with a knife and fork — if Most speakers are like steers — a point here a point there and a lot of bull in between The guy who said "Go west" never had to figure out how to do it at a cloverleaf - NOTE (EDITOR’S Jan Is in Europe on a Tbii i otudy program another column from the man who urges his son to follow has probably forgotten a few in his footsteps husband is someone who after emptying an ashtray manages to look as though he's ust A finished cleaning the house No "butts" about it — folks around town are Saving that nest egg for the future at Gunnison Valley Bank in a Savings Passbook account where they now receive daily interest cit 5V4 Your Home Owned Independent FDIC all DEPOSITS now fedfral Bank to $100 000 00 deposit insurance corporation INSURED la that said ‘cause the the solves all Phone Directory Going to Press Southern Utah The telephone book will soon be going to press to Dennis According Wood residence manaBell ger for Mountain business and residence directory numbers Pont Medal We played one game called horse races A list of horses names is flashed on the screen each player Is given a sum of money and they can either bet to win place or show You type in the name of your horse the amount you want to bet and how well you think he’ll do Then the horses are off These little numbers race across the the screen representing horses probably looked really silly standing around a computer terminal yelling “Go We come on go Ace’s Wild!” LOW-COS- Gunnery Sgt Leland K Deuel son of Barton W and LeAnna K and Deuel Centerfield whose wife Kaye la the daughter of Gam and Shirley Haycock Tropic was awarded the Good Conduct Medal The Good Conduct Medal signifies faithful and obedient service during a r period To earn it enlisted marines must achieve and maintain an unblemished conduct record for the entire another game play Finally we got desperate and I called Mark to find out the magic trick “Oh Just tell it to log off’’ which we did and it worked we played which is “psychiatrist” probably the dumbest game on there First the computer asks you what your problem is which we “No said was: boyfriends” The con- versation then went something like this: Computer: Why? Us: Well if we knew we’d do something about it Computer: That’s understandable Computer: I Us: Well? don’t un- derstand the problem Us: We don’t have enough boyfriends Computer: is that bad? Us: Yes! I’ll Computer: Because it Why? is! Do you really Computer feel that way about it? Us: Yes! Computer: This could be the root of your Us: What problem could: Computer: You’re not making any sense Us: Neither are you: Computer: Is that bad? Us: Yes! The old computer was doing all right for awhile and I thought we might find an answer to our problem but then I guess we asked the wrong PUCE AN AD IN OUR CLASSIFIEDS! Runnlson Voltty Wowo I kri T MeoDosos! lift Tna period Deuel is currently serving at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Kll llw Tut jggijff31 Mm 4 " M hill i Diego News Of Record VldtoDUc Gunnison Valley Hospital Nine babies were bom the past week to the following families: Mr and Mrs Lee R Redmond Sorensen a boy 6 lbs Vi oz June 15 1981 Mr and Mrs Ellis a boy Nay Centerfield 9 lbs 2 oz June 16 In another game there are four missionaries and 1981 who all four cannibals Mr and Mrs Sherman have to cross the river in Miller Redmond a girl a boat The boat wll only 8 lbs 13 oz June 16 hold three people and if 1981 you let the number of Mr and Mrs Craig cannibals in one spot out McKean Gunnison a number the number of girl 10 lbs 6 oz June missionaries a little sign 17 1981 flashes and says: “Well Mr and Mrs Larry now you’ve done it The ChrlsUuufita Centerfield cannibal Just ate the a boy 6 Tbs IVi oz missionary” so you have June 20 1981 to watch who is going Mr and Mrs Thomas If you put too R where Bailey Manti a boy many people in the boat 8 lbs 5 oz June 20 the computer really gets 1981 upset: “Well stupid! Do Mr and Mrs Arthur you want to try again?” Kiesel Manti a boy 9 We programmed it to lbs 8 oz June 22 1981 Mr and Mrs Robert play “Housefly” It asked Bown Fayette a boy 7 if we wanted instructions 4 lbs oz June 22 and since we had no Idea how to play we said yes It flashed about 10 pages of instructions which made absolute no sense at all then a little astrics shaped thing came on and ran all over the screen bleeping here and there but it didn’t matter what we keys we punched couldn’t do anything to it We couldn’t get it to stop change directions we couldn’t even clear the stupid screen so we could that are actually Tne Southern Utah book will be delivered in October all Interne oci RCA’s Tr TM CENTER and I Some friends went down the other night and started playing with the silly computer ’’ ‘‘Just for a minute We didn’t leave until 2:30 in the morning! only those in service on the deadline date will be included in the book Wood says that cuswho share the tomers same address telephone number and surname can Favorite Movies Sgt Duell Gets Good Have you ever played We with a computer? have one at The Reaper that you can program to play all ktnda of games that li If you can talk your brother into giving you the pass word Say!! Us: should request changes in their directory listings by July I In order to improve the accuracy of this year’s customers have both names listed if they desire MOTMmjjoy Your your problems pait) Then A thing It’s pretty bad when you have a computer mad at you he won’t play fair on any of the games but we found (hat when they tart cheating Just reach over and write ‘‘off’’ and JU Gur His farewell program will be held June 28 at In the Axtell Ward He will "depart C'haprl for the Missionary Train or it old: to us !(?4-then it said: “And same to you buddy!" wrong flashed 1981 Player Modal SFT100 PLAYS THRU YOUR TV Easier to Operate than a Record Player! MTU TMIll Mm Mm Tin dozews OF M fitir videodiscs SOON! HUNDREDS MORE Ciublini Prices Per Movie Stert 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Q q 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 9:00 am 0V(B4il Ml Low As: Collection Now Start Your Own Ml lm lu See VldeoDIsc In ImM him tillllnjir - 115 NORTH MAIN - MiMimn Initnt FIM our Store TodayTRY IT YOURSELF! Jim 1981 Mr and Mrs Karl Humphrey Axtell a boy 5 lbs 7 oz bom June 13 1981 and received June 22 1981 Umforf 9:00 pm THURSDAY JUNE RICHFIELD FRIDAY SATURDAY 25 26 27 FANTASTIC BUYS EVERYTHING MUST GO! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO BUY BERNINA SEWING MACHINES 30 AND ROBERTS CABINETS AT 40 |