Show THE GUNNISON VALLEY NEWS GUNNISON UTAH BROADWAY ‘AND MAIN STREET TO A CONVALESCENT Wilson Held Up the War For Fast Shorthand Lesson So By BILLY ROSE God grant you patience that you may wait bravely God grant you courage for these days and when The healing comes as come it will I pray Health may be yours for many a useful day "The out Mr Wilson blushed prettily "I don’t gat much chance to predict thtst days" be tid like 4 fisherman apologizing for 4 LAyUEN OF NOTRE 0MAE£lMEB JtM CROWLEY DON MILLER AND HARRY THE GREATEST a£XHELD EVER ASSEMBLED CNTHESANCT1 AVERAGE WEGHT trout "Mr Baruch I tilt tun writ 200 words 4 I wonder if you’d giv m 4 lilll t demonstration" He handed me a pad and a pencil and picked up a New York newspaper on his desk Then in his clipped precise speech hq read one of the editorials at about 130 words a minute When he had finished the President said “Now let's hear you read it back" six inch ena you minuh - friend TILDEN UNITED EVER HAVE STATES CAPTURED THE TENNIS TWICE CROWN SINGLES than SPORTUGHT- Tba back Wbn I told I bins bo bad tba Prasidnt who has just By H Wilkinson T WAS one of the Saturday night Informal dances at the college gym They had been dancing together for perhaps 60 seconds when Delia looked up at him and said: Aren't you the boy who can imitate a dog howling at the moon?" Her eyes twinkled Percy reddened to the ears He felt a chill a horrible apprehension "No" he bleated "Nol Whoever told you that la crazy I" Delia didn't press the subject but Percy knew he was sunk He let a month 'slip by befors he could conjure enough courage to ask for a date felt pitifully grateful when she assented Within the following month ha kept five dates with Delia bu It was always the tame the "thing" was always there between them lie thought she must think him ridiculous She pitied him ME SW Asia 10 Republic (So Am) II Trap 12 Creek letter (last) 14 Belonging to him 15 Therefore 18 Weep 17 Tart of "to be" 18 Falls short 2L Principle! of right conduct 23 Liva tem- 27 28 porarily aa in a tent River (Fr) A Christmas song 29 Woody perennial Roof of the mouth IL A tea cake (Scot) 83 Hypothetical fores 10 Re looked at the moos and from hi throat there came rich tones of a baying bound ' was now unhampered by the frcihmen rules that had last year cramped his activities One aophomore caused Percy's bTain to swim Here was loveliness and intelligence and femininity all combined Unhappily it took him a fortnight to negotiate an introduction Her came wai Delia Winter IT HEN DEAN MARTIN and Jer- During the Intermission ot the ry Lewis (NBC Friday eve Dartmouth victory dance Percy and Delia (trolled out onto the now nings) teamed up for the first rink and aat down time at an Atlantic City night dry on the bulwark and looked up at club they were so unfunny that he manager warned them they'd the moon Because of his great and better pick up fast or they'd be hopeless love Percy was moody out of work Jerry says’ they used unhappy thoughtful Suddenly be ihe old formula— “All you gotta do was startled by the petulant tone of 10 get a laugh Is kill yourself” his beloved While Dean sang Jerry rattled "1 think It must be wonderful" she said "What must?” asked PerclvaL "To be able to Imitate things I mean anyone can play football or learn to skate or dance well but it takes genius to be able to Imitate things" "Do— you mean that?" "Why of course I dot I’ve always admired people who— have creative ability Genius Of course I mean it!" She looked squarely at him and the laat trace of doubt vanished from Percy's soul like mist from a river bed before a rising sun He MARTIN AND LEWIS stood up he threw back his head he looked at the moon and from hla dishes threw food took up collet throat there came the clear tlons among (he audience They indeep rich tones of a baying hound sulted the patrons who howled wlthjaughter and begged for more That routine paid off 'they have LAST week:s clicked in pictures C'My Friend Irma") on the air and at night ANSWCI clubs now make about $10000 a week ' and the was as popular aa she was beautiful This was discouraging and disheartening Percy could offer nothing she had her pick of the college 9 Klngdonv 84 87 88 89 41 Aloft Unit of work Ter to a tooth Sturdy cart 43 44 45 46 Impolite Coddcsaof discord (CkJ Headland Trial 5 6 7 8 11 13 13 18 (Gk) French writer Most timid Jewish month Little girl Money payments for offenses JKK Jr KM WtboiSaia" mil WHEN 10 iwat SLEEP t COME AGO 1 FEEL CUCl ‘ BY INEZ GERHARD Evil Macaws Distant Piece out Bobbin Garment border Cod of war dll I - By Corner 1 2 S 4 I jS3& WITHOUT STRIKING OUT' Pro and Con on Big and Little iE5CBEI I Poulta TO OONSECLITIVF- perky and Bill FREO players more Richard DOWN roam (009 8 Only two THE MOON ACROSS Secure ntle of king of Persia pOLLTRTiA)ici six Jot 5S"'UJE KEELED ONCE WENT The ALPHA Alpha Alpha Alpha fraternity at Boynton university Is responsible for the fate of Perdval Oakea It happened this way During his freshman year the AAAA'i pledged Percy to membership tnd initiated him into the mystie thres R's (Rites Rituals and Regulations) Percy took it like a man When ordered to Imitate a dog howling at the moon he did his level best The result was astonishingly successful Percy surprised even himself The bi other AAAA’s cheered loudly and clamored for encores Percy' obliged a second time and a third He was Immensely pleated with the applause and at the attention be attracted The next day en route to class Percy was stopped by a sophomore and asked to give his Imitation of a dog howling at the moon For a moment he hesitated conscious of a circle of grinning faces that had silently formed about him faintly resentful of the fact that tha brothers of the AAAA had mada public tha discovery of his hidden genlui He glanced once more Into the grave face of the youth who had accosted him and then threw back hit head and bayed lustily A mighty roar of applause There greeted the rendition were cries of "More!" "More!" Perdval obliged a second time and thea once mere Returning to college in the fall Percy had completely put from his mind the cause and fact of his last year's popularity Thera wert other and more Important things to occupy his interest He was now a sophomore with all thj rights and liberties and sensations of Importance that are synonymous with that lofty position' Best of aQ he own pru and un pew rV At right Wil Som eftam crown 01 GRACE NOLL CROWELL had no sooner gotten to my desk than the phone rang "Mr mada mo mistahas wants to see ’you" said his Baruch tigbad lika a kid secretary I PICKED UP the New York pafinisbad playing Tba Elvaf for Delancey good “Pretty s’ and handed the Paderewski and Walt for per pad pencil “II you street" I said to myself ss I walked to Mr Wilson "I wonder if you'd I picked up hit notes Wilson don’t mind sir" I said mind writing for me Mr Presi"I’d like down the halL "Woodrow and Bernie Baruch in one hour" to keep them" dent" I said The girl In Mr Baruch's office Wilson rubbed his glasses on his Woodrow Wilson reached lor my looked up as I bounced in sleeve "Don’t go too fast" he shorthand notes "We’ll exchange ’’ "The boss wants you to get him he aaid warned a chocolate soda" she said I walked out of the White House f read tba editorial ut about and floated back to my office via out bundrrd words 4 minuta the rooftops and thru asktd him to rtad it BAYING 138 LBS 3 g toacb smile As looked with up a happy spoke to me— is tba greatest yter I’ve known" He said with a look be turned and be "This of glee "This is my finest season yet Whatever tba old grads say And I say my prayers as I go to bed For what fate’s sent W baddy a mean" 19 Betsy Blair decided when she married Gene Kelly that her marriage was going to be more im portant than her career She was well set on Broadway but she gave up the stage to be with him in Hollywood So she's very happy over being signed for sn Important role In "Mystery Street" at the studio where he works Ills nexi musical is "Summer Stock" Highest card 20 Climb 22 Hasten 24 Constella- tion 23 One 26 28 30 32 34 who habitually motors A guaranty Is able Small explosion Restores health Tart of "to be" 33 Nee 38 Color 38 A shield 40 Advertise- ments 41 Wager 41 Coin (Swe4 He IS Haide Goransen the Swedish model whose picture was on the cover of a recent copy of "Life" hae been deluged with movie offers as a result Producers Roberli Smith and Robert Briskln made plans for her to take a screen test in Stockholm Fox and Universal executives also approached her She says she'd like to come to Hollywood but it must be on ber honeymoon Doa MacLanghUa "Dr Jim Brent" aa "Road ef Life" wonders how he dared de It— his first andltioa was also his first appearance la a stndle and his first broadcast And It was "live" heard by several thoosaad radio listeners no good bums— You’ve lost five games and you’ll lose soma more lefora December comes" I know that pal but remember this ia said with bis ayes aflame— I don’t have to play Minnesota kid— And f don’t Dame" have e Notre e What Prlea Big Mini On a recent football excursion with Gene Tunney Bernard Gim-band General Reed Kilpatrick a alight argument arose as to the value of weight and size It wajs Bernie Glmbel’s idea that a player weighing 190 pounds was big enough for anybody "Hew much better football players do yon want than Doak Walker of SMU or Charley Justice of North Carolina?" Glmbei asked "They stand at 165 or 168 Red Grange was 173 Jim Thorpe was around 180 I'm not a great believer in these 240 er 250 pound mastodons" "It depends on how they can move around" General Kilpatrick said "If they can move weight’s bound to help" Kilpatrick was a 210 pounder at Yale— one of the greats Anyway the debate took us westward to a pair of teams known as Notre Dame and Minnesota Bernie Glmbel's side of the argument was right most of'the time But recalling what happened to Tulane and Ohio State we felt something like Steve Owen who saw Minnesota practice— "I was glad I was on the side lines" Steve said "at least 60 yards away" The men 1 happened te think about were Jim Martin Leon Hart and tackle Bob Toneff of Notre Dame— Clayton Lee Nomellinl and Jerry Ekberg of Minnesota Leon Hart at the age of 20 Is 6 feet 4 Inches weighing 243 pounds Toneff at tackle Is only 240 Msrtin st the other tackle is sround 220 Minnesota goes far beyond (his Tonnemaker at center is only 240 A great center Nomellinl a tackle is 253 Ekberg the other tackle is 255 So here are three linemen who have a total displacement of 750 a Whee you roll md to ! headachy and Just awful tat alaxaUve-dChow o thia gum laxative The qctloo m pedal medicine “icrocw tfcf That le It doesn't act tblli a J ach but only when farthee ft? lower digestive tract wtwny1 to act You feel One trail y And eclentlsti ny tbtt fine Dwhdu a It the system It might be mentioned that Martin Hart Toneff Tonnemaker Ekberg and Nona el- linl can all move There If nothing lumbering In their work Hart of Notre Dame is as fast as most backs In ad-dltion to being a great end and a fine tackle he is also an able pass receiver 1 doubt that football has another man qnite as valuable as Leon Hart — 243 pounds of speed experience and about aQ It takes Imagine such fast backs as Wilz liams Sitko Coutre Gay Spaniel Mazur and others working back of that crashing Notre Dame line? Or such backs as Bye Gregory and others working back of Minnesota’s set of mastodons and mammoths including one or two dinosauri — comparatively speaking of course? drug It Bon rm 4 Get oounter-2- motto or !: FGEII-A-JAFAMOUS uu Be Prepared Ut With Aa LIGHT PUNT AuU GEE i sill j b (rigl finner poses !ep I ter L4(H 671 Electricity (Item AO Eleetrleal AyyiUittt a Fast Meters Electrtt Kta frif orators laesktlsrs tta 790 watts et 1800 RPM intof gasoline engine SUPPLIED WITH VltmUf via DRIVE— ter shaft with kayvar s1 an hratet two hearings eesrlaf ss yt'ii aratcly te prevail Protection tor emersenelei hi freer stoker ell burner pump and lights These nit exacting Signal Corpa ipect re the answer to your ugai& nts evil spirits title over in south ation of app ltsitl Football’s Bis Gap One main trouble with football’s schedules Is the big gap that often rivals For example separates Cornell was 50 points better than Yale and Army was st least 70 points better than Harvard Notre Dame could have run well over SO points against Tulane Army and Navy should have exchanged schedules these last two years Army was equipped to face schedule— and Navy could Navy’s have done extremely well witb Army’s schedule One of the main features ef the year far is the rise of Captain Tom namlltou’g Pittsburgh Panthers They have beaten the team that beat Michigan Here's a nod to coach Walter Milligan who has turned in ono of tho season's best Jobs And wo might as well slip another chaplet of wild plum blossoms to Paul Bryant Kentucky's coach Paul Bryant Is one of the best of the younger coaches He Is am old Alabama end brought up under Frank Thomas one of the masters Mississippi was rated a good chance against Kentucky and Kentucky won 47 to 0 Kentucky beat Georgia 23 to 0 Delia: Chewing-Gu- Shipping wt 60 lbs Aa Outstanding Teles Write for ear— MEW FREE aatalal Fltast waad ms AO Usfct riast Gaserstaf sselsse (IChtsk (lXsaey Order I 11W Km iAIlrni' I r iiiajJJ (Dfl lifl'M ifcatEi SCOTH U: Tkeertsj folks 4 Mw get wen LTryKl£i' Q — By Harold Arnett nf HERE A WAY TO DISPENSE POWDERED AND GRANULAR SUBSTANCES IN TOUR PANTRY mount severalempty PRUIT JARS UPSIDE DOWN ON A RACK A HOLE IN THE CENTER OF EACH JAR UD IS PROVIDED WITH A PIVOTED TIN COVER CUT AS ILLUSTRATED FOR MEASURING OUT THE CONTENTS OF EACH JAR nr xr Switiu ‘gefiahed -- Betty Dark ABCs blind soprano his been the subject of more than a dozen mags line articles this past year and hs managed to mention her sing ing Idol In almost every Interview He'e Vlo Damone once Brook lyn neighbor of Betty's Vic and Betty are close friends and never miss chance to boost each oth ers talents meat to Try This - pounds And my way Grantland Rice RICE- GRANTLAND I said to him With all those Fiction of America chos- being “tic City 5 of I Indian! Mi U In the meantime rest and know the everlasting Arms are close about you that they will Sustain you and a gentle voice commands you “Know that I am God be still be still" And heeding him his healing touch will mend Your weary heart and mind God bless you Well as every stenographer knows it’s the reading back that Said ynt O'—s counts I shot the editorial back at 1 got trembly inside I was pushing him a good deal faster than he had 18 at the time-fr-esh dictated it An$ then I started at out of the the bottom of the page and read the East Side and also editorial backwards Wilson chuckled He asked me plain fresh But my dealings with Presquestions about Gregg shorthand— idents had been limited to the one he was a Pitman writer By this 1 had seen on dollar bills time I was patronizing him a little— the caddie who a 61 shoots Mr Wilson smiled when he saw when he disme "I understand you're quite a isn't cusses mashie shots with a Rockeshorthand writer" was his greetfeller ing MT TREMBLES vanished 1 knew the President was a shorthand writer of sorts—the tachygraphy magazines were always bragging about it "I hear you’re pretty good yourself Mr President" 1 blurted the" 1&1J&1 Wbn their Wilson The White House that day was a Jumble of senators Cabinet members ambassadors and Important brass Nows of the Armistice was expected any hour and the tension was like the last few seconds of the Dempsey-Firpfight ! handed the letter to one of Mr Wilson's secretaries and was asked to wait in case of a reply A few minutes later the secretary re- turned looking j puZZied f 'if i President wouldfee 1 like to see you" 'rora HORSEMEN again During the closing days of World War I I took the President of the United States out of play for 15 minutes I did it with my little shorthand pencil At the time I was working for the War Industries Board In Wash tngton as a stenographer and running out to get chocolate sodas for Mr Baruch Its chairman A few days before the Armistice a Board executive handed me a let ter and told me to deliver it to the proper party The proper party was Woodrow THE AM praying for you friend while you are waiting The long hour through for strength to come tArXuaBRU5HES OP VtoOR WORN SO CLEANER HAVE THEY DO NOT Touch the nvmh carpet and K0 CEMENTED After acuustment nr can bg made BVtOVVLRlNG T TO teller to work WW THS CLAMP f Ill Hill |