Show Scenes and 'Persons in the Current News Joins Santa Sew-Your-O- about: How to Be MONICA Fair CAME — SANTA time the hens to nn undivided est ite stmt liti I think i'f i decision uhuli hnd in it nnue wisdom inoyr common sense and more fulness than even Kine Solomon’s id jintue nn't remeirber lnspn I whether or a ui on t1 o t none w n hot huivh d d wn tl s I t rm n two bi o' s h out o i r a pt di f n of t'u io 's Ac OIll HISS( IS Oils tin v i ai nod lot the d ute to a tug! or i mu t of tt e lai d So Ins m ji stv or his wi or h's honor ns ihe r c m a ni iqs 5 n the ‘tw is jut o ip —President Franklin P Kooscelt pictured on the ietr platform of the Presidential special as he r £ southern fishing trip 2— Chinese in conquered Shanghai waiting in line for the handtiil of rue departed that will 3— Homer Graber liiuiU: : Off Starvation t eighteen ot Mineral Point Wis shown with his Hereford won the that grand championship in the junior feeding lontest at the International Livestock show ib C cago ' asf NEW CARDINAL FS Lamb-Raisin- Champ g ft T Ft' U ib't haj r ps ob esk ft? 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almost as great as the average number of persons who will be wiped out in traffic fatalities on American highways during any given 12 months sea serpent which required 50 men to hold It down wm one of the features Of a recent holiday In India owing to the refusal of Is shown as cable 8300 It feet of passed 'e in New York eity The balloon with a helium capacity through those benighted Hindus to destroy bus circle It was entered by a leading department store 20000 inhabiany living creature tants annually are killed by venomous serpents whereas in this counShe’s Best Canner try in 1938 we spent only 13 billions for crime or 18 times as much as Among 4-- Girls we spent on national defense yet Mis Mary Frances Thompson ot managed to let many poisonous hur r Durham JS C given tho title ot man snakes go free to build up mur “ national canning champion by the der statistics v In Japan geisha girls are n y club congress beld recently In ''A licensed and protected which is Indeed an affront to the principles of an enlightened people who patronize world'a fairs that are dependent on unabashed nudity for popular favor and shows r’ dependent on foul lines and nasty situations IRVIN 8 COBB Copyright— WNU Srvtr ' '4 mi IN BORNEO r-- pviD jou know MiIhIv tlmt Snnti Cl uis uni Own hnve loirud furies to nuke tins the bripliti’t chat mitu’ost Christmas tmi’to ever knimn’ Yes it’s a fact! 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