Show Faee Three THE S K A II C H I Feature Suggests Unusual Method Of Applying Yells At could Bear River high school yells be applied to more than For instance to go to first when preparing hour you could yell this while throwing your things out of the just athletic games locker: Got my Got my Got my DeLon Hunsaker Inland Stone Gordon Peterson and Denny Nicholas members of the senior class qut Uie finishing (ouches on the cattleguard under the direction of Guy Bosley and Charles Last - Students Complete Project To Safeguard ‘BR’ on Hill Another practical project the construction of a caltleguard by the school and comsponsored pleted by a representative group of boys from shop and industrial arts classes was recently completed near the hill on which the ofBR stands ficial The construction of the was necessary to keep the livestock grazing in that area lrom straying into the neighboring fields The numerous times for students to repair necessary paint and light the school’s emblem necessitated the opening and closing of several gates The cattleguard will eliminate this need Forms for cement were made in wood shop classes under the direction of Charles Last instrucOther tor senior boys under the Hansen supervision of Clifford Bears Make Play On Yule Songs To Show Feelings Varied are the songs and carols sung at Bear River this Christmas Mr In boys' glee Jorgensen “God croons Rest Ye wearily Gentlemen” while Jay Merry hums Westergard quietly in the “All I Want for third row Front Christmas Is My Two Teeth” “Lo How a Geranium E’er Is Blooming” warbles Miss Johnson as she prepart's her flowers for w inter “Ring Out O Bells Your Joyous Song” and with the first to the school ring newcomers shriek "Whence Comes the Rush of Wings” as the halls are instantly filled with swirling forms speeding toward the cafeteria the Beams “How Brightly Star” Morning sleeply drawled early birds Dee Benson and Nielson as they help each other up ReNee’s front steps the few Very fearfully of the football squad for next year chant “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” hoping to scare up one or two more football recruits from somewhere “I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas” proclaim the seniors with their hop worries a thing of the past “Hark! Ten Thousand Voices" and what with all the confusion there is little wonder that all are yearning for a good Bears "Silent Night” and December 22 Mr you ing give Morris in English: When boys in the rear finish flirtwith the girls I hope you’ll me a chance You can say she’s a vision can’t say she’s a sight And no woman is skinny she’s slender and slight she burns' you up say she sets you afire And you'll always be welcome you tricky old liar If instructor Hid the necessary digging after which the cement was poured and the rails laid by a group of Bear River students All told the boys and instructors 150 spent approximately hours on the project The support given the undertaking by Principal Frank Stevens represents his policy of backing a better projects conducive to Bear River Pink Is Were Pink? Not So Sure it’s pink' Now it’s blue' Dear me this’ is so confusing' Just what color is it anyway? Fourth hour chemistry students could well be heard to utter these exclamations after a rather unique chemistry lab experiment Now recently Camille Cutler started the ball rolling by pouring sulfuric acid test tube through a bottomless all down the front of Lou Jean Ballard's dress legs and shoes Presto! The next day the dress legs and shoes were badly eaten But let’s by thq acid get to the story The group continued making hydrochloric acid the fumes from which escaped and floated around the lab When the class the experiment and tested it with blue litmus paper the paper turned pink (a test for acid) The budding chemists then returned to write lip the experiment When aprons were removed Connie Rae Christensen disto her dismay that she covered no longer wore a pink blouse It was blue Ted Fessler’s maroon shirt now was also a bcauti- pencil pen kooks AH set then! Let’s go Bears! When a teacher walks into the room he could caU the class to order with something like this: All right yon kids Get on the ball That work must be done First of all! To get the full effect the and students could jump up down in their seats banging with their books and shouting: Okeh Teacher we’re raring to go ' Give us the “dope” Don’t be so slow To get the kids to be quiet Mr - Stevens assembly durjng could stomp his feet shake his fist and do this yell: Now’ listen my children If you'd behave More assembly time You’d save Do not whistle Do not boo Or that's all the assemblies My dears for you During the noon time rush pt the Pie Dump Gordon beating time with the frosty machine could yell: We got hamburgers We got bar Deques They taste swell to me But how about youse! (ouch) As day draws to a close and old we leave our dear high school with a joyful heart for Christmas vacation the could yell: ’cause we’re We’re happy leaving For this holiday However we'll be back If the faculty have their way We know these yells are corny but anyway here’s wishing: A merry Christmas to all And a happy New Year May Santa be generous And provide loads of cheer G H T Tup1hv December Shop Boys Sub for Santa By Creating Unique Gifts all appearances Santa has will be LaVar IIai)sen’s Yuletide his workshop right here gift to some lucky individuaL At any rate River high In creating gifts from plastics and sounds that way to “Flash" Earl and Orpar Ander-owho visit Charles Last’s are making frames picture while Sterl Miller and Don Garworkshop during the day All types of gifts are being field are fashioning hearts of colors various "interior and using made by the boys Members of the freshman shop class have carvings" to supplement their made “BR” bookends to bnghten gift lists Yes it relatives certainly looks as if for or holiday at Bear Kiver friends Carter Rich Jack Fronk Santa were and other frosh are making small jewel boxes out of cedar When finished they will have the appearance and texture of suede From set up at Bear it looks students the buy leather Other ingenious Bears such as Bud Grover are building bookcases while Donald Peterson and Morns Christensen are tooling lamp bases in preparation for Santa's coming Thayne Oyler Max Michaelis and Ray Sessions are working with leather cresting such items as belts and purses A unique gift a checker table made of cedar ancL pine squares A Cadillac? Bears BoastIdeal Santa Well No! Take a Ford She’ll in places It destroyeth my soul It leadeth me in paths of ridicule for its name sake It prepareth a breakdown for me in the midst of mine enemies I will fear more is with me evd when comes to it It anointeth my face with oil Its water boileth over Surely to goodness if Lizzie followeth me all the days of my life I shall dwell in the house of nuts forever — The Norcachian Q If you stay here Carolyn tonight you will have to make your own bed Diane N: That’s all right Here is a hammer Carolyn-and saw Good night Mr Jorgensen can’t be Not with nuts and randy But with charm that a treat With a that’s smile catching And a merry twinkle eye As a sub for old Kris Coach Hughes could really in his Krlngle qualify For sparkling eyes and cherry red nose Our Santa’s crowa to Mr Taylor goes And Mr Puzey as we all know Still makes his rounds in snow deepest A mixture of this genial group With this or that from each Could easily provide a Saint Who would really prove a peach! stood beneath the mistletoe He knew not what to do For he was only five feet tall And she was six feet two They Contact! Christmas Eve and with old Saint Nick tour over some leading Bear SEASON’S beaL proves The hearty laugh of Stevens And his beaming genial smile Denote the Yuletide Santa Who’s definitely in style ful blue To this day the blue color still remains Just try and tell fourth hour students chem that gnomes didn’t follow them into the lab that day The question with them still remains: “When are you sure pink is pink or blue is blue?” It’s lot or one of “Evan's blockades"? away we go No! It is merely the home of on his annual the Peterson girls Santa doesn’t the homes of need to help them get their men Riventes Setting the course for Tremon-todown on Portage on we soon soar through the Swooping the wings of a blizzard The first person we see we spy clouds ‘Calvin Gibbs and Burt Rose just is Karen Johnson hanging mistleEvidentcompleting a “booby trap” in a toe on her front porch chimney Ted Fessler is setting ly she is going to take advantage up his tripod camera and infra- of Blaine’s boy friends who are red to calling flashbulbs preparatory gent in catching the bewjiiskered After chocking on other loyal an action shot Poor Santa! Rivermen we pass on to GarLucky we saw the activities first land where we watch Santa Flying southward over Fielding chock closely the homes of Janice we spot Janice Grover and Carla Last and Newell Whitney who Wood hopefully been indulging evidently up a have pinning stocking just large enough to hold in too many indulgences handsome man We also see Ann Taylor and Colleen Boss "drooling’ over a we Circling over Collinston novel apparently unaware pass over the home pf Leland “hot” tomorrow is Christmas Stone Guess what Leland is do- that of ing at this hour? Sleeping Time is short but before we go course What else?!! we cut a Jew air capers to leave Flying over DeweyviUe we a smoke message in the frosty Is it air of “peace on earth good will see quite a group of cars an outdoor theatre or a parking to men” stocki- filling ngs 1 wet Claus For Santa’s snowy tresses "’Mr King steals the show I wonder what the effect would be If he let his whiskers grow When It Go The Ford is my chariot shall not want for another It maketh me to lie down That there i no Santa Is impossible 'to say Because at Bear River We we him every day Trip With Kris Discloses Secret Christmas Activities Ready! HH1 20 GREETINGS! May we Continue to aerve you through the NEW YEAR The Pie Dump |