Show THE GARLAND FELL THROUGH IF PRESIDENT There' d Be Re-Joisti- TIMES GARLAND UTAH FLOOR -- in the White House ng THE WORLD WOULD STAND AGHAST H TRUMAN AND THE TUB President Truman In explaining the probable cost of around five million dollars to repair the White House declared — "My bathroom sagged so that I had begun to fear it would go through the floor” I "On This Spot Harry S Truman Made the First Crash Landing Ever Made in a White House Bathtub Glider Type” For a century there might have been signs In the White House: "President Harry 8 Truman 32nd President of the UnitLanded ed States Here” or Had Harry kept his mouth shut let the building deteriorate and bravely crashed through the floor in his tub it might have been far from a calamity ao far as his fortunes are concerned People love the dramatic these days They crave entertainment and action as never before There on the r in his bathtub amid the rubble his head unbowed he would have won a new grip on the public The picture might have taken a place beside Washington and the Delaware in water exploits We can imagine aome painter it with an oil entitled glorifying ‘Truman Crossing the Dilapidated The Mosaic gl Grace Noll Crowell HE who lives the ChriSt life day by day creates Unknowingly A betutiful mosaic bouquet Of jewels set in gold an offering place within God's hsmls when life brave resplendent thing of light and Each little priceless jewel one by one done To is A shade dial life itself has made lo s design And God will mark the Will note the lovely inset gems glowing rubies that are prayers amethySi of patience the clear items Of jade where courage has outlived despairs The diamonds that are faith the topaz light Of hope that shone across the dirkeft days The ' And $ surely He to Hu Mosaic will take that little bean with words bright of praiseji Truman Threatens to Take Battle Legislative Program to People On MacArthur Sees PHILLIPS the first president ever to have fallen from one floor to another in his bath it would have made history We can’t see why the President was alarmed He would have been dent is doing well ing from bis own but still suffer- amazement” Noon— The President la resting His face is not so red by 10 degrees as was after the mishap 1 P M —Mra Trumar waa allowed to visit the President this She asked him simply afternoon “It seems mighty funny to me that you and the tub went down two flights but your bathrobe remained on the hook upstairsl" NOTE: (EDITOR’S Westera Newspaper Robert Taylor Stars in Western By INEZ GERHARD to a poll taken exhibitors there never has been a first class westfailern that has been a ure Even the cheap quickies make Next money in some localities According among on the moneymaking list come outdoor pictures in which action is more than dialogue important Those musicals are spectacular fourth on tbs list Indicative of ROBERT TAYLOR what we can expect comes Metro’s announcement that they will make three westerns the first now under way being “Devil’s Doorway" Robert Taylor Just back starring from Europe The other two are “The Outriders” and “Ambush” No stars have been announced for them as yet but no doubt they’ll be big ones Hedy Lamsrr also Is beaded for a westera Paramount has her slated for "Copper with Canyon" Ray Milland and MacDonald Carey At the same studio Burt Lancaster gets another of those tough roles that he’d like to abandon He’ll be a gambler in “No Escape" But first be plans to make "William Tell” as an independent in Italy production hundred head of for the stamAllied Artists' Rod Cameron "Stampede” starring said When I watched them filming Aiose scenes it seemed there was nothing for miles hat bawling T e a a cattle peding were used scene tn steers’ George Burnt had bitter argu menu with his laundry over the of some at his best disappearance shirts — then found that his daugb ter Sandra was wearing them to outside chooL with the ankle length her skirt dangling “Oh you're the troupe from the opery house” grinned the operator there was "Thought two girts lu the party” “One of us Is a female Impersonator haw! haw!” laughed the The operator laughed spokesman too and began stamping the tickets “Train’s not due for thirty minutes yet” he apologized “0 K brother we’ll put on a little show while we’re waiting ” He strode over to Paula "Smile sister SMILE” he hissed and out loud ’Come on Sally Rand give the gentleman your best imitation “ a fan dance of Paula was ready to faint but entered into the game by dancing a whirling tap number that had the operator’s eyes popping Some singand a bottle waa ing followed No Russian Attack ars expressed In these columns they are those ot analysts and not necessarily U this newspaper) TRUMAN: Wins Film Award Aboard! President Truman who obviously regards himself as the "man with a mandate" was tossing some not too subtle threats toward con- to hi legisgressmen Inhospitable lative proposals Keep fooling with me he said In effect and I’ll hit the old stump again — and you know what that means The President meant that If congress didn't set about soon enactP M— President Truman got a he made ing into law the pledge to the people during the November telegram from Thomas E' Dewey It read: “I Join the bathtub user he’d hit the trail again campaign of America in my deepest gratitude and take the issue to the people — that you piloted the tub to a safe the way Franklin D Roosevelt used landing and I sincerely hope you to do will soon be bathing again In the felt MR TRUMAN apparenUy Beams” and security which you happiness that by so doing he could whip pubhave a right to expect from our lic sentiment up to such a pitch The accident would have given country" that congress would be forced to go the people a new appreciation of or else along with his program Wave Virginia what a president has to go through face possible defeat In the 1950 3 P M— Henry Wallace was asked films' star receives the annual It would have kindled a mood of elections to comment on the President’s bathaward as the best actress of rewarm sympathy and understanding Not having the vocal equipment "It was ligions films from the American What man has ever stepped into a tub accident and replied of his predecessor who could get association of religions film disbathtub without at least a fleeting too far away for me to know the desired results with his "fireside tributors for her work In the film fear of an accident? And how many exact facts All I know is that you to would have Truman chats” Mr of nothing like that happening Fisherman” in "Simon Peter have known what it is to take a hear climb aboard a train if he wanted which ahe portrayed Concordia tumble in one? Can you fancy their in Russia” to influence the masses i feelings for a President who had dldn1 congress enough Strangely S P M — The doctors said they stepped into' a tub powi the slan attack on Japan held a bizarre seem unduly at perturbed would permit the President to be gone down a flight or two President's threat Things went aspect With the US as chief ocinterviewed by radio and television cupation force how could the along in congressional procedure "I only regret” Mr Truman said This Is an era of ramor gosSoviets launch an attack of the about as usual with Republicans “that I have but one ceiling to give the story sip and anspicion is Japanese without in effect making the 81st congress charging that for my country" wonld have apread that the Rewar on the United States? also a “do nothing” congress had undermined the publicans General MacArthur evidentBut while Democratic members were timbers and this would have inA New Jersey court has ruled Inviting comparison with the "do ly held the subject serious enough creased pity for the President to comment about it nothing” 80th congress watchman a that night sleeping From coast to coast acrosa “In case of another war we do IT WAS READILY evident that en the premises is entitled te mountains over and valleys Mr Truman was needled by lack not want Japan to fight" Macovertime If awake during hie brooks and rivers from log Arthur said “Japan’s role is to be of congressional action on his prosleeping hours U he Bleeps durcabin to mansion the one cry the Switzerland of the Pacific” he his campaign gram Reiterating ing his waking hours does the would have gone up: "How’s boss get a refund? explained pledges of last fall in which he de Harry?” The werld would have THEN HE MADE a telling point dared the central issue was the awaited breathlessly the hourly In speculation of a Russian attack “welfare of all the people” Mr bulletins from the White House: We just beard of a fellow who on Japan: Truman asserted that lobbyists needing rest and quiet was ordered "Even if the Soviet government pressure groups and controlled edi It AM— The White House morn- - by his doctor to spend six months torial pages intentions columnists and com' had aggressive toward ing statement read: “The Presi in Wall street mentators deter Japan Russia would be incapable offering of carrying them out unless she mined opposition to his legislative could secure mastery of the air and program "All we have on our aide” he either had a far Eastern fleet of said "is the people” her own or possessed the means of Pointing out that he found on his neutralizing any action by our fleet By CHARLES DORIAN tour that the people of "Russia could not obtain air precampaign the nation about dominance” are concerned he went on “On their government Mr Okinawa Truman I had constructed at the around whisked out into them the termed that concern a “tine thing" end of the war 25 airfields passed country with ordered “Now where they got out In front of a big another dance” "I propose to do all I can to help the capacity to dispatch house the master of ceremonies It along” be added Then he hurled then our largest bombers on 3500 "Just a slow one” pleaded Paula the threat: “In fact I may even missions a day The whole of eastEvery shadow exuded a police "I’m very tired” officer Eight of them had pinioned ern Asia from Singapore get on the train again and make anto Vladithe four felbefore all thd “Oh "collegians” other tour around tjie country to vostok would lie within range of right yawned the and two more seized low She made a long slow stride door opened tell the people how their govern' those machines” ment is getting on” straight to the operator and whis- the servant HE DID NOT point out that with Paula promptly fainted Two ofshe perThen pered “Listen! development of the bombing arm to ficers carried her formed a painfully punctuated safety of the air force since the war even INFLATION: “Thia house has susbeen dance with more body undulations under farther distances for bombing purHas Two Faces picion for a long time” said an ofthan footwork poses could be covered by present-daficer to Paula "When that operaObservers purportedly on the "inThe bottle around missile carriers passed tor’s message mentioned ‘Sargo’ in side” of re Washington Of the function of Japan in the things again and the operator went to we posted a squad at the house gard approval of the congressional his key took an order sent one American strategy of defense MacHere’s the car now which followed committee on the economic report Arthur said: and In a few minutes the train their taxi from the depot" — Mr Truman’s was in They boarded 1L proposal for con“We never intended to use Oh yes Paula’s dad had been Japan trols to ward off inflation— as lip as an ally All we want her to Sargo was a small city A taxi a station agent and had taught her ervice only and argue that none neutral” was ready waiting for them and to tap dance the Morse code of the committee expect the profavor posal to win congressional UNIVERSE: It was said the favorable committee report was made only to 'lo Limits? "save face” for the President as Since the first man lifted his he seeks to implement the pledges head and gazed in puzzled awe at he made in his election campaign mankind has sky THE COMMITTEE vote which been trying to discover the secrets will send the measure to the floor of the universe of congress was 7 to 4 for approval Acress To that end the huge to Next Isii and that came only after the proflolntton Palomar mountain telescope was 1 Contest of posals of the President had been built and put into operation speed toned down But the telescope’s first contribu5 Sloping Critics of the Truman plan say tion to the sum of man’s roadway knowledge It pose the unique theory that the 9 A swelling of the universe served only to deepcountry is In the midst of an 10 Sandarac en the mystery flation and deflation period at the trees Astronomers found it using 12 Swiftly that same time — a condition admittedly there is no outer edge to the uni13 Asiatic difficult of comprehension verse of stars and the look they country too assert It They that would 14 Writing took waa twice as far as man has to the give dangerous controls table ever looked before President at a time when they ac 15 Elongated The astronomers got some picfish tually are not needed tures of nebulae a billion 18 Toward One commentator observed that distant and spaced about a 17 If any members of the committee million itanzas apart Each one the proposal had had is a world considering 19 Through of stars like the Milky any idea it would be enacted by the 20 Constellation Way The star worlds are about congress It would have been killed 21 Skating area uniformly spread up to the previcompletely before it ever got to the ous 22 Once more limits of sight about a floor of the house or senate 25 Wards off light years 26 Labor THE NEXT STUDY will be to 27 Sphere JAPAN: fmd whether there is any thinning 28 Ancient of the celestial families as Reds Answered 29 Punish sight is extended outward The Russians had an severely One stunning fact the 33 Measure what would happen if discovery brought home was that there is (Chin ) moved on Japan more than one star for 34 Crested Gem Douglas MacArthur every huNo 26 In a man being who ever lived Nearly apecial Interview declared that he 35 Appendage condid not expect any attack upon every star family or nebulae 7 Queen of 29 Scorch 36 Rabbit fur 34 A suggestion tains more than a hundred million 30 Lift Japan by the Russians but if that 37 Outer 38 Silent the fairiee cover stars 31 Man's name occurred 8 Feign “we” meaning the individual 39 Prick ing of brain Now it is science 32 Old 38 Body of United in 9 States LitUe "should concurring painfully certainly de- the psalm: "The heavens measures water 40 Relieves fend her” children declare me glory of God 11 41 Detest and the firmaTHE ENTIRE IDEA of a Rus- Anwtr to rinli Niaku M ment showeth Hi handiwork 42 Malt birds 15 Greek letter beverage DENTURES: 18 Sea eagle Phom Aid Advances Save Life Down 19 Fasten In Sault 21 Refutation Ste Marie Ontario A house Coin (India) subcommittee 22 has apGeorge Hatfield put the barrel of a 2 Accumulate proved a bill to let the government 22 calibre rifle in hit coral- reefs mouth and 3 An alcoholic make loans for a vast expansion of 23 Biblical pulled the trigger drink telephone service to The farm character areas bullet ran around the Inside 4 Before The unanimous 24 Help action cam of hi false teeth came out hi 5 Values after the committee had 25 Back mouth 6 External adopted amendments aimed at Dr J E Grlmby who treated 27 Tuber seed protecting existing telephone (So Am) Hatfield covering and companies — cut K for encouragtongue said the brill (S ing the development man waa alive because: of rural telephone by private industry The bullet lo years old The bill authorizes REA to make The false teeth were in It way loans at 2 per cen interest Cathedral DANCING SHOES WHILE a vast throng of th p ised through exits of the Or heum the beautiful blonde attractio left quietly by the stage door on the arm of her most ardent admirer the owner of the theatre and string of others At the curb stood Max Berber's limousine and just ahead of it taxi Four maudlin "Collegians’ having a obstructed the entrance to Berber’s car but made in way while the lady stepped Then suddenly three of them gave Berber the bum's rush while the fourth clambered in beside Paula Pauleen tap dancer extraordinary Max spluttered and fumed while the three kidded him A letter was pressed into his fist and clenching his car keys were frisked from him The taxi Jumped forward and in a moment was followed by the limthe dancer and ousine carrying four members of the notorious Scarlet Gang in evening clothes and top hats still simulating drunken collegians singing to drown out the cries of the distressed dancer In the Holland Tunnel the singsong ceased and one of the gang said to the girl: “This is something new in kidWe’re all Jolly good naps sister fellows members of a theatrical troupe (to the general public) But don’t get us wrong We’d rub you out as quick as any Broadway mug if you failed for a minute to join the spirit of our little game Your big boy has just read our demands in a note left with him” ’Til— I'll pay you” chatted the little dancer “Please — my con- tract must dance every nighL” rpHE CAR sped along for thirty miles and turned into a narrow road License were plates switched and another fifty miles at a railsped by They stopped road village and parked the car on a side street They changed their toppers for peak caps and entered the railroad station Whea opinions news Union’ All were STAR DUST WEEKLY NEWS ANALYSIS- - wj |