Show a THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH 'Americans Are Toe Fast Says Visitor From India - SOUTH BEND IND- -A Matron's Nightdress ' news- paper woman from Lucknow India after a month's visit In the United States says Americans are too fast too selfish too nervous and too greedy Mrs Rsjlni C Asranl 34 subof the English language visiting South Lucknow Pioneer that Ameralso charged Bend icans lack knowledge of other landa and lack peace of mind The native of India said of editor Wfl New York City: "I got the impression of a and pulsating humanthrobbing The high buildings towity ering on both sides felt like theI closed room a walls of had the strangest desire to run out and get a breath of fresh fyluJJ&M air" KEEP LOSiN'THE BALL IN THE SHOW AND SPRING WILL BE OVER BEFORE WE FINISH THE FIRST INNING1" VELL YOU'VE ONLY GOT TWO THIN6S TO WORRY ABOUT KITHER HE LOVES YOU OR H£ DOESN'T By Ernie Bushmiller NANCY U S Scientist Hunts Snail's Foe To Save Guam Base in Somewhere an American mission He is hunting a preferably a hungry one If he succeeds he’s to take the animal to Guam by the fastest route This unusual story has come to light in hearings before a house on the navy approsubcommittee priation bill Capt W F Jennings assistant chlaf of naval operations for island told the story at segovernments WASHINGTON — the African jungles is scientist —on a mighty cret LITTLE f REGGIE GOING WIRE By Margarita TO THE THEATER REGGIE hearings The Japanese are a clan When they took over Guam during the war they brought their anaila along When they quit the island In the war they left a lot of things including their snails be- Cool Nightdress graceful slenderizing nightdress is designed especially for the slightly larger figure Cool and comfortable with brief cap sleeves — and so easy to sew too! To obtain complete pattern finishing sizes 42 44 Instructions Nightdress and Included (Pittern No S04S) send your name 20 cents In and pattern for coin number SEWING US South No address CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK HL Weils SL Chicago Name hind The snails started producing by millions about to take over the “They’re island" cried Captain Jennings They art “about four to six inches long and weight about a pound to a and a quarter” pound The captain said those snails are A good thick gravy can be made about to eat tha navy out of busiby using the water in which rice ness on the island There are has been cooked arable acres on Guam good — — for raising corn potatoes peas Keep french dressing in the reand sugar —without melons any frigerator and then drop an ice from the snails cube in it just before serving— When the situation got out of that is hand the navy yelped for help Na- if you like it thick —a— tional Research council and the deAlways store peanut butter jars partment of agriculture answered search for upside down It will help keep the They started a In Africa losing its oil (The offend- peanut butter from — — ing snail happens to be a giant When you forget to put salt in African one which the Japs somethe cooked cereal dissolve salt how imported) Captain Jennings remarked that in a little boiling water and mix we may not be too safe from this that with the cereal so the taste be will uniform snail In San Diego Waterloo or — — Norfolk Ton can usually remove rust from iron frying pans with scourKansas Postoffica Is Stuck ing powder and steel wool —a— With 115 Cases of Whisky Add a little salt to the water u FORT SCOTT KAS— There was a double boiler and it will come $5000 worth of whisky sitting back to a boil more quickly of the postoffice here and nobody — — was willing to try to move it Tweezers are handy for getting The whisky 115 cases of it was out of a chicken but pinfeathers seized by the federal alcohol unit so if Pour melted paraffparaffin when found in a truck near Oswego in all over the bird let it harden the By Arthur Pointer JITTER SO WWTTO MOLD TMI UMBRKlLA FOR MS WHILI INAPV THATS Kas Marion Ernest Kirk Perry Gklav charged with a federal liquor and tha liquor ordered violation But forfeited to the government the government later dismissed the Then a fedaction against Kirk eral court order was Issued rescinding the confiscation order Then a truck driver appeared at the back of the postofflce and called for the liquor It was understood that it was to be shipped to Joplin Mo Russell Sheriff Simmons and Daniel O Lardner county attorney weren’t sure who was doing the but they advised the truck shipping driver that If he moved the liquor off the postofflce property they would seize both the truck and the liquor under Kansas' dry law The liquor was unloaded and 00 cases were left on the platform in the rear of the postofflce State authorities are watching it closely The other 35 cases are in the post office vault Postofflce officials say they’d like to get rid of the liquor But 10 far no one who might have an Interest In the liquor had found any way to move it without running Into the state's dry law was By Gene Byrnes REG’LAR FELLERS YJ- IF THE 'UMFUte CALLED A STWlKg WHY THCY STILL WORKING THCY ARREST THE MAM WHO A Ml stole ' - V HOW UV TO PAT TIN DOLLARS TO TO filTOOSe AN OL0 SALCOAMt 30M& MtM AR8 T ) THAT ONfc MARY— 5TUPI0 HOMETEAM Mill PARK trt- UaChu kit ONLY 3v SUNNYSIDE TJT by Qark S Haas then peel it off The feathers should come "It pesky pinwith lL truly is a Laxative Food” fAnyone troubled with constipation as I was should try eating Kellogg's regularly It has done m much good 1"— Mrs Henry Kennyvood Pi If your diet lscks the bulk you need for regular elimination eat an ounce of so KELLOGG’S BRAN ALL- every day — and in milk drink plenty of water If not satisfied sifter ten days trial tend empty carton to Kellogg Co Battle Creek Mich and get doubui Youruonex back Order Kellogg’s today fi re" from itelimg si Skinb dry eczema Don t delay— apply toothing akilfally medicated te the irritated skml Note hvw this famous ointment telievee and burning helps to many sufferers be it good Coeta little at your druRgiet'e Renol Escapid Baboon Terrorizes on Ocean Liner Passenger ENGLAND-PLYMOUTH Pa sengers aboard the Dutch liner told the story of how a Amstelkerk baboon broke out of its cage bit a crew member and terrorized all aboard until it was cap- tured The Amstelkerk sel was en route VIRGIL By Len Kleis a vesfrom West Africa to England when the baboon broke Crew members chased the loose tall animal up the masts the bulwarks and through along the first class accommodations where soma 80 passengers were quietly drinking tea Passenger quickly disappeared Into the cabins with the baboon in hot pursuit Steward! 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