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He Need T Your Budget Obtaining Attractive Lawn Furniture By DONALD R BRANN Out Break Forecatl of Death Dame May Whiffy lived In an house on DeLongpre partment avenue In Hollywood and had to limb a long flight of stairs from the street to her front door The lamps lighting the stairs had She been broken for months kept complaining that they ought to be fixed so she wouldn't have to make the precarious climb in the One day she wearily told dark a neighbor “By the time they have be those lights fixed I'll probably dead!” The day she died the tights nent on again offers this sequel Vic Earlson titled to our recent paragraph "An "The Hail of the Emcee”: audlenie like this can be Instruol In actors out mental keeping work” “Is this an audience “If I don’t get a or a Jury?” laugh soon I’ll be the best dressed “I can do layoff In Llndy’s” better in the wax museum” "When I was In the army I used to dream of coming home This audience makes me wish ‘I was back in the army” Facts About Shaw: George BerShaw still detests teaching the wrote and recently methods Times pedaLondon castigating their charges for loading gogues When with burdensome homework asked to permit a scene from “Saint Joan” to be published in a textI “NO my he lay book replied ternal curse on whomsoever shall now or at any time hereafter make achool books of my works and make me hated as Shakespeare is hated InMy plays were not designed as struments of torture All the schools that lust after them get this answer and will never get any other from G Bernard Shaw” He wrote five novels during his first years in London His initial novel "Immaturity” was turned down by every publisher in town Fifty years later he published it Shaw is an inveterate himself He did not piano thumper become a vegetarian until he was It was a siege of readmg Shel25 Ha ley that converted him covered art and books before becoming s music — then a drama-cri- tic nard Midtown Vignette: It happened In a midtown barber shop the Hoover ether sundown a newspassing by recognised The paper man' and went in people teasing FBI cjilef enjoys "Didn’t I who gape at him meet you once In Alcatras?” he aternly asked the bootblack "You never seen me no place” was Uie "And the you was as 1934 th ramAS FAR BACK of the St Louis pant spirit Cardinals brought them the title of the Gas House Gang Their 1948 outfit hasn’t a Dean aboard —“Ms and Paul” —a but it has a Pepper Martin much of the same spirit that has carried the team along so many Increasing Toll Noted Over Widespread Area The dread Dutch elm disease li killer of thousands of trees spreading rapidly over large areas Control should elude: (1) PrunrViJ ing and burning 5? of all dead from elms (2) removing of the bark before elm wood is j stored or dumped if the wood is destroyed (3) piling of stored elm wood in a (4) removing dry building or cellar and burning promptly all elm trees killed by the disease There are three good clues for spotting the diseased trees accordof Massachusetts ing to University Evidence of woodpeckspecialists er work is one Where strips of bark have been removed from tree limbs it may indicate that woodpeckers are feeding on elm bark beetles carriers of the Dutch elm disease Shepherd’s crooks are another sign of the disease These crooks are twisted twigs branching out at the end of last season's growth' Third lack of spring buds may indicate that the trees have been attacked by the disease Early detection of the disease will aid control measures foresters say years Spirit Is almost as Indefinable It as color but it lasts longer which color can become a heritage "yi can’t not -'t - looks like a well scrubbed memos i BUlraon "there’s one comforting thought Russia won't drop an atom bomb on us while Wallace Is still here” Big Town Cinderella: The magic took Lana Turner Rita HayLamour from and Dorothy a to stardom hovered around girl hostess at the 5th avenue The press agent cf Rail the spot seeking a plug for the management placed the girl on the "Models on Parade” program from the Copacabana originating She ran away with first prize- -si Next day model' contract gent brought film and television offers a photographer hired her to pose for a mag cover and the Copa lotharios are sending gifts on the So she quit her restaurant hour Job of directing patrons to tables Name: Muriel Oofly pretty Tall green orb'd blonde Hanley tfnAt President Truman made more news BUT HE FORGOT HIS SKIS on his barnstorming Junket of the West than 10 average men could in their combined lifetimes He hit one of the sly high spots of the trip at Sun Valley Ida when he gaily Insisted on riding (unescorted) a ski He farther stunned everyone within rangb lift up to Dollar mountain bv stating blandly that the reason he had come to Sun Valley was to help business for his friend Averell Uarrlman whose Union Pacific railroad established the mountain resort Electricity Serves New Chore in Poultry House has added one more Electricity chore to its list of poultry operations It has invaded the egg storage room in a battle against mold and musty odors Accompanying picture shows how this battle is being fought on a The “arrpament” Virginia farm consists of two bactericidal lights From a central place on the ceiling the lights radiate powerful rays Into every part of the room The egg storage room has been free of mold and musty odors since the equipment was installed three years ago As a result eggs stored there have been rated as "top As millions of AmeriFRANCIS CARDINAL SPELLMAN IN JAPAN GIs found out kids are cute in any country and apparently Francis Cardinal Spellman of New York is one who agrees with that sentiment tours that brought of his one shown is here in during Visiting Japan he him to a Catholic church which had been bombed out during the war lie talks to three of the children who attend the school that is taught by nuns snd maids can As Eddie Dyer put It: “It was nothing but sheer spirit that carried our team from a bad last to second When we lost place last summer nine straight games to sink deeper into the cellar there was every excuse to quit — especially ai we had so many sick or injured men on the But the team refused to squad quit and that gave me further proof it was about as game a bunch as I ever saw "We have many of the same men on our tquad thle year that came from 10 games behind In August to win some six years ago Moore — Marlon— Terry Marty Slaughter Stan Musial— Country — Whltey Kurowskl — some of our pitchers although we've lost from White snd Beazley that 1912 squad But the same old spirit Is still there last spring In St "Remember Petersburg Ducky Med wick was man In camp the A —and one of the best hustlers lot of years had passed since 1934 —but they couldn’t affect his spirit I’ve seen too many of our men out there hustling when they should have been in a hospitaL "I’ll admit we haven’t the youngest team in the league but It Isn’t It still has the spirit of too old six years ago when they beat the four out of five World Yankees Series games “This is still an open race The big improvement in the Pirate and And Phillies will make a difference the Reds no longer will be a soft touch with Blackwell back It’s a set to which in up a tough league streak There are too winning many good teams end too many good pitchers In your road This will be the toughest of all races” Disappointing Red Sox Last year it was the Cardinals The This year it’s the Red Sox favorite a Cardinals still were trying to wiggle off the date this around hook last place r j Making a home la traditionally American The strength of the who country rests on the people have built a home for themselves lawn and their families Building furniture or any other home equipment Is not difficult You can do It! Each pattern Is deIf you try signed so that no special tools or Build this lawn skill are required set for Immediate use You’ll save money and have fun building it All materials pattern specifies are stock size and readily obtainable at lumber yards everywhere 8end 25c for Lawn Chair Pattern 35c for Lawn Settee PatNo M tern No 55 and 35c for Lawn Table Pattern Pattern No 75 to N Y Co Dept W Pleasantville Swine Vaccination Successful Mors than eight million pigs have been vaccinated against swine erysipelas in the past 10 years in the largest single animal disease conhistrol experiment In American tory livestock health authorities proreport The huge experimental serand ject using the um method of vaccination has been carried on since 1938 under the federal and state supervision th American Foundation for Aniand mal Health reports results have been “entirely satisfactory" Swint erysipelas runs quickly many through the herd killing hogs and making other victims unfor market Moreover profitable from contracted be the disease can swine by other animals and poultry si well as human beings last year The Red Sox would have been the quarter mark this season If the Ignoble White Sox hadn’t been in the same league— the worst team in big league baseball Yet the Boston ball club carries Ted Dorn Williams Bobby Doerr and Vern Johnny Pesky Stephens rated among the best men All this — plus Jo In basebalL last at Virginia farmer his egg room with lights McCarthy Yet for the first elx weeks ef the race this club couldn’t keep pace with the Browns tabbed as It might be Jokes the here that the home mentioned has given the Browns support must proved sgsln thle franchise leave St Louis snd let the Cardinals have an exclusive roost the Red But this Isn’t explaining One answer Is shoddy pitchSox ing but this can’t be the only answer They did far better last summer with about the same pitch- fights mold In bactericidal two at premium and sold quality” prices also lends a hand in Electricity and Incubating brooding operations cleaning and grading eggs ventilating and Lghting poultry houses watering and finally after killing-i- n removing feathers pnd freezing for delayed home use or commercial sale Use of electricity on farms has made marked strides recently Farm (T’' Saw Frame £££ W ing The Ryk$ox dropped from second deplace In team batting to fifth hitspite Ted Williams’ consistent Their first pitcher was in th ting 23rd spot in th league ranking and they have only one regular who was above 500 But still they had the same staff as they had last year plus Kramer and Kinder Hesds bared PresiANOTHER AMERICAN SHRINE IN FRANCE dent Vincent Auriol of France (left) and U 8 Ambassador Jefferson that CafTery stand silently before the jlaque In a field In Normandy marks the site of the first American cemetery on the European continent In World War II The cemetery since removed was at Omaha beach where the American spearhead of the Allied invasion forces fought Its ago way ashore through a hall of Nazi shells and bullets four years President Auriol visited the site on a recent tour of the historic beaches Arthur Mriay tells vulture” of a bloke who found the racetrack closed He didn’t want the entire to a be total wreck— so he tore day up his money which worth atorea pretty Brass ¥ wl vat inii only time I in the newsreels!” The Broadway Wags: Agent Paul Small was being bored by the conversation of a famed ham seated at "Lissen to him the next table works even brag” said Paul “He and for the less than Joe Frisco Fowler inGene same dough!" an actor: “Meet Roland' troducing Young the fellow with the permanent novocaine in his gums ” Joe E Lewis’ intro of Basil "Well” a ' retort ever seen Lat Hassenpheffer: Broadway est head to roll over at Collier's to according Is the art director’s The mag Writer’s Newsletter owners feel that considerable good will has been kicked right out of the window —and so they will kick out most at the helm for being so careless with j the stockholders’ Adrug store on Avemoney! nue U (Bklyn) offers’ “Penicillin The Balsams Soda Candy” resort New Hampshire luxurious now is valued at 12 million bux It Is located on property once forfeited to the state by Daniel Webster (Because of a $30 unpaid tax "And the Poor Get Chibill!) ldren Dep't”: H Hughes (who Just bought RKO) got back almost million already m that stock zoom “He Four Measures Listed Elm Disease To Curb Make your porch terrace or lawn an outdoor living room — - turn your backyard Into a picnic ground You’ll be agreeably surprised to aee what fun dining out can be Food takes on an added seat when flavored with the thrill of a picnic You can build wonderful pieces of lawn furniture at very low cost The set llllust rated above was built These patterns take from patterns all the mystery out of woodworking Each shows the full size shape and length for cutting each part Wherever two parts are fastened together the exact location la Indicated on the pattern - Vj The table for this saw frame la an welded Job which Is not The damaged by heavy poles frame at the back of the table and the safety guard were made from The guard on the scrap pieces back of the saw also is sn example of fabricating useful equipment from metal scraps with an aro welder :Vtt y Wisconsin Notes Drop In Dairy Cow Numbers WisconAt the beginning of sin America’s greatest dairy state had 2580000 cows and heifers two kept for milk years old or over calves and lso 1015000 heifer heifers one to two years old kept for milk cows Compared with a year ago the number of milk cows declined pi 000 and the number of young stock kept for futura milk tows decreased 10000 ' V'v 1 C 1948 -- a— ' ' ulj£Bi!Mak When It comes to fisherman HERE’S A LILY OF A FISH STORY long what you generally get Is a hyperbolic story about a fish In Puerto Rico however they tell about the size of the lilies they sit on Teddy Hume 4 drops his line from a gargantuan lily of the world’s largest species It is 53 Inches in diameter This giant is one of many unch flattops growing at theU 8 government agricultural experiment station at Mayagues Puerto Rico McCarthy Brood a Jo McCarthy has nearly always been a winning manager There la no other manager whq broods as So anyone can much over defeat see the miserable spring and early summer the Buffalo leader has known to date Have his Red Sox dumped themselves out of the pennant race? The isn’t the problem now pThat problem Is— can they finish In the first division’ none of this Red Sox Certainly misery can be laid to Williams At last reports Williams was leading American the league in Individual He snd In batting was second In home runs H was well above his record of a year ago and hot on the trail of Ken Keltner of the Cleveland Indians But It couldn't be Williams Doerr Stephens and DiMaggio-we- r not too hot They are better than also is J50 hitters Johnny Pesky below his than 00 points more normal average The Red Sox have nothing like the team spirit carried by the or the the Indians Athletics Browns TTjfy lack the urge and the lift —th desire to win They have looked dazed and bewildered in many gamea as if they still dent believe they have spent aver six weeks beaded for the cellar vsm mw Jr Jfa we 700 The juice of a lemon in a glass of water when taken first thing on arising is all that most people need to insure prompt normal elimination N mere harK laxa'lvti that irritate the digestive tract and impair nutrition! Lemon in water is good for you! f American! have taken deaerations lemons for health— snd generations of doctors have recommended them They are rich in vitamin C: supply valuable amounts of Bi and P They alkalinize aid digestion r tour lemon In water Net tee ihar has a refreshing tang — clears the mouth wakes you up It’s not — simply helps purgative your system regulaU ttitty Try it 10 days vti caiiroaNM tUNKitt umonm Believes Distress oi MONTHLY fEMflU miss Also Helps BuILt Op Red Elood! Do female functional periodic disturbances make you Buffer pain feel to nervous Irritable — at auch times? 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