Show TIIE GARLAND TIMES UTAH GARLAND CLASSIFIED Notes of a City Slicker: Alexander Wowllcott gradu- from Hamilton College be nev-- r stopped talking about hi alma mater ®° when the dramatic critic passed on it wai natural that his ashes be Interred at Hamilton College Cemetery— with a few intimate friends and associates attending the ervlces It rained hard for a whole day and night before the urn containing his ashes was lowered into the ground However someone miscalculated The ribbons which the urn was lowered by And so proved two feet short the urn had to be dropped (into the hole partly filled with mud and waand fell— when ter) it all the mourners standing around the grave were splashed ‘‘Just like Alec!” said a bespattered pal “To the last— a criticl" Katina Paxinou ene of the stars “For Whom the Bell Tolls" is of the world’s bitterest lighters Katina learned how to hate them before she left her native Greece in one Too can’t get a work of art out of if you are not an Italian citiaccording to Billy Rose an art collector himself A pal of his in Italy not long ago offered $100000 for a Rembrandt and was informed that he could take it with him by having a likeness of Mussolini painted over it The paint it was' explained could easily be washed1 off without damaging the Rembrandt ‘‘If they see you with a picture of II Duce” said the dealer' will not ‘‘they stop you” And so the art lover paid the $100000 and had no trouble bringing the picture into the United States 'Where he easily washed away the painting of Mussolini to discover it was an oil of Mussolini! Italy zen asked a mevle director of them acquired great He offered this exam-pA famous character actor in one of his early films was doing a desert scene in which he was to portray a man dying of thirst The director tried to get the actor to register the proper emotion but the terrible ham only managed to look farcical Finally after repeated failure the director gave To get the Idea across up however he decided to photograph the actor’s feet throughout the scene —showing him staggering along the desert — dropping one of his possesafter the other: sions First he dropped his pack then his gun and The critics finally his canteen voted that scene the outstanding one In the film! We Hecklers of the administration are having a field day with this one In Sicily they’d have you believe a peasant invited a comrade After to his home for a feast two bowls of soup double offerings American of entree and a sirloin steak plus several ears of Indiana com on the cob (loaded with Maryland butter) Idaho potatoes (with more butter) and Georgia watermelon and oodles of New York cream for their delicious Yankee coffee the guest beamed Doodle his appreciation the host ’’Not yet!” Interrupted "Now comes dessert!" "What kinda dessert? How can we eat any more?” "Now comes Tootsie Rolls!” said the host "Tootsie Rolls?” asked the guest "What’s Tootsie Rolls?” “Who knows?” shrugged the host The Magatines: Liberty scoops the field with a report alleging that New York school children find their lessons so exciting they hate going 1 home when the bell rings Newsweek don’t believe It states that the 4th year of the war produced only one great Allied general — Sir Harold Alexander Zatso? How about Gen Eisenhower who may be FDR’s running mate race? in the 1944 Presidential Sumner Welles’ typewriter ran away from him Judging by his text in Coronet Diplomatic jobs he noted and bring success are if worked at hard enough In the Would he say that now? SEP there is a nice warm tale of the newspaper men covering the The biggest peril of South Pacific the Job warns the author Is capital H Brubaker’s "I” poisoning best item in his New Yorker kidWashding: “The housing crisis in worse than ever ington is evidently Drew Pearson has had to move into - the doghouse" enCoL Elliott Roosevelt furlough in joying a the Stork Club the other night was being congratulated by intimates are thinner in the face” “You man and then said a newspaper "but pointing to hia ribbons added a lot heavier across the chest’’ "The only decoration that really counts” was the reply "is the Purwish 1 ple Heart Medal which I had!” The Purple Heart is awarded only Elliott's to the wounded cost him 43 pounds Lieut D C Washington INDIA AND V S Despite the Churchill visit and the Impending campaign In Burma Inside India still remain one resore spot where lations frank and friendly as they re could stand some cleaning up All of the President’s special advisers have brought home more or less the same reports They clude: Laughlln Currie member of the White House staff of War Louis Johnson Special Ambassador Billy Phillips Latest evidence of Indian sore spots is a report to Leo Crowley new Economic Warfare administrator from his New Delhi representative John Fischer who writes: "The government of India the British army and many Indian businessmen view the opening of an OEW (Economic office Warfare) here with frank and This suspicion is not directed at us alone it falls on all American representatives in India “The American Mission was established here in 1941 in the face of considerable on the part reluctance of the government of India (Previously the United States had not been' permitted even a consulate in New The OWI OSS and even Delhi) representatives have told us that they have been received here with open misgivings — and in the case of the first two agencies sometimes with hostility Before our arrival the government of India reraised a number of questions garding our mission with the American Mission "We have reason to believe that our movements have been under close observation both here and in is and that surveillance England likely to continue Reasons for Coolness "There seem to be two main reasons for this attitude” Fischer reported to Crowley "1 The fear that American representatives may send to Washington through channels not subject to conBritish censorship information cerning the internal situation in India This the government of India seems to believe might stimulate American sympathy for the Nationalist movement and criticism of the adminisIneffective government’s trative techniques r "2 Fear of American commercial This concompetition cern seems to be shared alike by the British and many large Indian businessmen It has been so pronounced that the mission thought it shortly before our arrivexpedient al to assure the government that OEW activity in India is in no way concerned with trade promotion cool "To offset the attitude of the of India the American government Mission has received us with a helpfulness and kindliness which has exwe are ceeded expectations all this we confident that despite can manage fairly welL” TO RELAX RATIONING OF FARM MACHINERY officials have been Agricultural closeted for several days working on which will be good an announcement news to farmers They are planning to relax the rationing of farm machinery will take two forms Relaxation One will be to permit farm machinery companies more latitude in their products to differdistributing ent parts of the country The other will be to take certain machines definitely off the ration list Although plans are not quite complete it is probable that most farm will be unrationed from machinery now on except tractors combines hay bailers beet lifters and similar mechanized equipment In general tractor implements will be taken off the list though tractors will stay cm It will still be necessary for farmers to go to their ration boards to get permission to buy certain farm but this will be only for machinery the purpose of making sure that and they are legitimate farmers The old really need the equipment system of strict rationing on most farm machinery will go by the boards Hitherto farm implement companies have been required to distribute their products equally throughout the United States so that some counties where little wheat is raised have received as many binders as counties in the middle of the wheat belt too much corn Or in some cases has been sent to counmachinery ties where little corn is raised while corn belt counties have been slight- ed The new order wjll permit farm to use more companies implement discretion in order to avoid ineffi cient distribution CHAFF CAPITAL C While congressional solons were have been away the on SightAll the paintings busy seers’ Row have been cleaned statues have been given a and the bath subways leading to the senate and house office buildings are resplendent with a fresh coat of paint C Looking at the hefty girth of Sen Edwin C Johnson of Colorado who tips the beam above 225 pounds you would never guess that he eats only one meal a day Sending $5000000 a day to dependents of our fighting men is typical of the tasks which make the Office of Dependency Benefits at Newark N J one of the busiest spots in America Its 10000 hustling employees speed miles of mechanical processes and recordings to get Uncle Sam’s green checks to families throughout the nation Applications flow in at the rate of 12000 a day Only a year old this rapidly growing office has had an exhilarating effect on the Newark post office There since O D B began to function every day is a “Christmas rush” Great mailbags of government checks keep moving out while huge volumes of mail come in The work of the O p B is not simply a matter of writing out so many checks and sticking them Jn the mails For there are those who would take money from the men who are fighting for America by making illegal applications for dependency benefits Few if any get away with it be- cause all applications are thoroughly investigated and long rows of clerks read every DEPARTMENT FEATHERS WANTED PTITtirnflW kf1 A I HrtfN FrtoM Left I IILiiw I By VIRGINIA VALE Released oy Western Newspaper PflAOW MIL CO OFFICE HAWK CBS of “Thanks to the Yanks” manages to spend at least two nights a week perarmed forming for men in services When a camp calls for a show Hawk sends out a WE PUae BUt IS call to his many friends a LAKE Brwfniy SELL Office Pareltara Adding Uackluw Sifa DESK EXCHANGE Utah Brit Leke City INDIAN RELICS PAID for curtain Indies Illustrated identification chart SSe 9100 00 GROVES Oehitoeh FARM world well- and immediately rounded show of varied acts organizes to help “Thanks to tlie Yanks” Bob who taught junior high school English when he was 18 Has broadcast everything from grand opera to wrestling matches — says his toughest assignment was giving a description of a miniature golf tournament He’s never done better work than tie’s doing now for the men in the service EQUIPMENT AND Typewriters SALT Wm the the entertainment Sk Xxpr— Street 9LUeta Me Union BOB in f wiW"WAintaTo0 !etr bAlUfMtoif 2Z19Ceie Chicago relic GLEM lilinole MACHINERY Mo wr Attachment for Fordxm tractors also bar raka Intermtad In C E PETERSON other farm machinery 1385 Pacifia Av Balt Laka - Ph WANTED— USED CARS— TRAILERS — piece of mail Just 11 years ago Lucille Ball went to Hollywood as a show girl to appear in Eddie Cantor’s "Roman Scandals” along with 11 others You’ll see her as a show girl In Attention ' RABBIT RAISERS for RABBIT We ere HEADQUARTERS BRINS Ship your RABBIT BUNS to a end receive HIGHEST MARKET PRICES NORTHWESTERN Hide and Fur Co 463 South DAIRY 3rd West EQUIPMENT ATTENTION DAIRYMEN Conplata dairy aquipmant of 1713 Vina 8L Murray flualaaa 1 ataam JLwJl BALL LUCILLE "Meet the People” clear to the top of meantime Right crowding to see her “Hu Some clever lad at MGM Is composing a new song for Lena Home who will wow audiences everywhere the studio predicts In "I Dood It” the Red Powell picThe song Is called we’re told ture "Moonlight Sinatra” — of Renee Terry One photograph of CBS’s "Bright Horizon” Inspired 241 proposals of marriage immea New diately after it appeared York newspaper It showed her la her Nurses Alda uniform feeding a of a the children’s in ward baby bospitaL in — Fraak Sinatra seems to like Hollylie’s gowood and g ing back In November to make “Mr fel RKO and they do Cinderella” say that the story of the picture Is pretty much the story of Use young man’s life When Bob Hope got back from that trip that took him to England wasn't Africa Sicily and Iceland return sura whether he'd be able not— to the air September 21 said Bing Crosby would pinch hit He for him if he couldn’t pretty tired but forgot that when he talked about hia trip "The greatest thing that ever happened to me” said he And "Believe me the programs we do from the States are going to mean more than ever to us now that we know what they mtan to the men” he to or war — Last season hundreds of service men had to be turned away from the Edgar McCarthy of lack of room shows because This year Bergen will put on a preas it goes on view of the show just the air plus added entertainment by Songstress Dale Evans and the cast for service men on furlough in the So every SaturLot Angeles area day night there'll be fun for soldiers sailors and marines MECHANIZED ACCOUNTING — Top left: This machine signs General Gilbert's name to millions of checks every month Top right: One hundred and fifty checks a minute pour from this collator Bottom: From holes in master payment cards this mar chine writes a complete voucher INFORMATION— Special problems are r J liicl f f 'r “s— who’s - - Tr- ODDS AND ENDS—Myrrsa toy made no pictures for a year re turns to Hollywood to in "I ho Thin Man Coes Home" with If illiam Hunt Stromberg's “lady oj Powell Barbara Stanwyck starring Burlesque and Michael O’Shea is one of the most pular films being shown at mihtsry Each studio tiiitor to the nipilals Chamber Music Society ol Loever sin Streep' gets a card asking him to name three celebrities uhom he’d like to hate appear on the program Lyn borrow ed from 20th Century Ban Fox to play the glamorous dancer in I’niled Artists’ " The Bridge of San Luis Rey" cleared up at the pub- lic relations office 'Sr 1 - ” S ki ' t Dairy with MTSC with yah AimCLEg RABBIT SKIN Barry SORTER — Above: SCHOOL —New employees take courses to prepare for their duties and to become acquainted with the machinery and operations of the agency O D B is the largest mail order business ever operated anywhere cans ALSO now in Utah recording thermometer indicating thermometer atainleu eteel pipe and fitting atamleea eteel receiving bottling machine capacity aeroator with unit Compressor milk crates wire and wooden she’s climbed ladder In the people are the Was a Lady” She’s the only one of the original twelve who’s still in A high speed machine pictures — used by O D B for quickly sortHostels American Youttx Those ing completed authorizations that have become so popular get in ‘‘Song of the Open their inning BRIG GEti HAROLD N Road” for which Sammy Kaye and Gilbert left it director of the hia orchestra have been signed RedO D B His 27 years of army headed Peggy O'Neill makes her debut in the starring role experience have given him first $— hand knowledge of a soldier's Leatrice Joy Gilbert has been under contract to Metro for some lie has been awardproblems ed the Distinguished Service time but It’s only now tliat she’s going to get her chance— ss role In Cross Distinguished Service "Kismet” She worked In summer Medal and the and stock last season Purple Heart If there’s anything In heredity this daughter of Leatrice Joy and the late Ja A Gilbert certainly nght to go f ar as an Her father was one of actress Metro’s big stars for years CIRCULAR 1 3 1 1 60 Houston boiler pasteuriser pump 1 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