Show - THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH Thrills Here for the Young Lady' THIS WEEK - V National Topics Interpreted HILLS Well all BEVERLY I by William know Is just what I read In the papers ever tell you about going up to Did ashlugton— The administration at the strike in Frisco last has taken advantage Well had as I told of the the you been to the given Oliver Chief by strike In general Problem cgress In the sil England away back ver in 1920 So wanted purchase law and has ‘'nationalized" silver It has to see what one( itself the position where It that we would put placed becomes Jjjrtuully the sole purchaser on would do Over of silver In the Culled States and from in England I never which position it controls by license as saw anything the release of silver stocks for use In quiet In my life Industry and the arts Why used to walk still surrounds the Mystery the streets wishing of the nationalization order would two dogs Secretary Morgenthau at tbe treasury fight just to scarce up some excitement has coutlmied to hold the reasons Not even a newspaper was published therefor within big own and breast Well I had always been going around the result is that a thousand and one met an (and every time bragging him on Interpretations have been placed on complimenting Englishman) tlie uctioru The uctlon so many the stability of his race the feet on having to do with the like currency has the ground attitude that the Englith-ma- proved first because of disconcerting used to say why is famous for Rip it and secondstrike in )y secrecy surrounding if we ever had a general because it lias la a way added any part of our country one half would In many lines of commercial certainty kill of the other half endeavor Well then along comes this one up That it is Inllitlonnry In character and so I grabbed In San Francisco there can lie no doubt The extent the quickest plane and up went (lot however Is another matter and one was as about which experts disagree in there at night It will Everything mean taxino of addl-- i flotation obvious the quiet no street cars running cabs and the pilot had to drive us in tinnal silver certificates In response to tlie amount of silver acquired and from the airport Just a few restauTills fact rants was open 13 to be exact'This stored by tlie treasury doubtless will frighten many persons was the night of the first day of the Followers of the administration howThe allowed strike strikers general ever have taken fresh heart from tlie them to open As you went to enter action and tlie nationalization order your hotel there was a guard or two on gave such Inflationists as Senator deck to see you dident enter unless Democrat Thomas the Oklahoma they knew you or if you had previouscause for great Joy although the senthere and had your reg ator believes the Inflationary policy ly registered lstration card from the clerk of the should be extended almost to the point hotel Prowled around quit a bit that of free printing press operation In night Quite a few private cars not business circles as that opinion is remany people on the streets but all flected in Washington there has been quiet The National Guard soldiers that a determined stand taken already were on guard there and had been for against what these men fear to he an a couple of weeks They were stationed uncontrolled move toward Important down on the water front dident see and unrestrained inflation them till the next day The best opinion I have been aide to obtain — it amounts went over to see Well then to a consensus Johnson Found a bell boy (Oh yes of authorities In whom I have faith — all the hotel help had to stay in tho Is that the action just taken on silver hotel as they wore supposed to strike In and of itself will not ho disastrous Tlie danger so I am Informed lies to) Cafes were closed hut they served not in tlie purchase of silver therefore Well this you meals in youi rooms and the Issuing of silver certificates was JohnGencial bellboy delivering tint In tlie potentialities of the moveso sons pants that he had pressed ment There enn be no doubt that grabbed them and delivered em to him 'once gets the silver movement If It hadent been for me the thoroughly underway that It Is only a in person had have General wouldont to tlie use of any short step easily taken breeches He was just going to start printing presses and fiat money out that morning to break the strike It will be recalled that Mr Rooseof velt sabl In his inaugural address that He was to go to the University N'orJiTn Cal at Berkley tints the he would support an “adequate and In the opinion of sound currency” branch of the University of Cal which !! was to he eiven is at Los many observers If he goes no further tlmn tbe recent silver order lie can or the Pay Sigma Gama the still find justification for repeating Ills club or some one of those Greek c!l: declaration Inaugural affairs lie was to get a key Well its funny but ttie whole aspect of tlie dolthe devaluation Obviously of the strike changed when it was made lar taken nhont this time last year has proved Inadequate to general and it began to interfere with price Hope to accomplish the your business You can be in favor of to Boost Prices (and lots of good folks something level — a projnlse were) but when they saw the trucks mode Roosevelt which Mr that was moving moving with a sign during his campaign frequently His advisors adon em saying it was by permission of mit with some freedom that the gold tbe strike committee well all that reduction program has not forced tlie This being rubbed em thq wrong way They got to anticipated price boost thinking “Here look what this might true it Is only natural as many oblead too to have somebody tell you servers hold that tbe move regarding th“ Just what you can do” Well the old silver is Intended to supplement which cut the gold content of American spirit bobbed up and that action tlie dollar from one hundred cents to really was the beginning of the end of Whether below sixty rents slightly the general strike fids further change in the monelary have read that one never did v In the desired Lots of structure will accomplish It just is not in the cards to lie course of remains level price :hny time individual strikes seen Administration leaders are hopeJust and conducted ful sound money men nnd fair along tlie consorvatlxe thought of the countheii won have try are distressed case and t h e In some quarters I hear a discusshould for manu which places sion of the silver action facturtrs have as tlie possible interpretation upon it that for theii sociatlons It is nothing more than a confiscation mutual betterment of commercial stocks of bar silver at bankers have asso a price arbitrarily fixed by t he governciations to see how ment Among tills school of thought they can help each In addition some hold to the opinion other out and there that tbe step Is not particularly sigIs nothing fairer nificant than workmen hav Fellow oliservers I believp pretty lng unions for their have accepted the silver namutual Benefit Its helped to keep generally tionalization as having been partly due wages up in Ban Francisco and its a to the serious agitation for inflation the people stroDg union town but when about which I reported several weeks felt that the Reds were running the ago It Is easy to understand how this really done thing and that it would come about and why the date for the sole benefit of the striking men of August 9 was selected for promulgabut Just to raise the devil generally Out through tion of the new order em Even why the folks turned against the drouth stricken areas and In Mr Green head of the whole Federasections where employment dustrial tion said It was a mistake Is seasonal summer doldrums of the But what I want to get over is that first ordef are existent Discontent the people were just as down to earth along with distress always has and as peaceful and as law abiding as you probably always will breed radicalism ever saw Again a dog fight would have The Inflation agitation now surely can constitued excitement There is lots of he said to be fostered mainly by the left wing and the more radical of the but you would Reds in the Country politicians Would It not thpn be only be surprised at the amount of Whites natural that having the power accord-eThis comes when the’ real showdown him under the silver act Mr strike will do more to get em weeded Roosevelt should seek to alleviate out than any strike for it3 been proven this condition by utilizing the disthat they ‘'Gummed'' this one up So authority for acquisition of the minute one starts telling some cretionary silver? other union gathering what to do someYeah yhat about body will holler Everywhere is the question: what San Francisco” will he the effect upon the man In the Things are brightening up men with street? As far as I money for industry when they see they Hit Man can learn there Is have a good chance to' run their bus"ne answer and If we £jrecf only iness will start running it again that comes out of Just had some more jobs Thats whats Without any official explanahistory seeded tion of the reasons for the current action observers generally and obviously lines Bruckart Thus they ccnnot to the past avoid the conclusion that the man In the street the individual on a salIs going to suffer basis or wage ary inunless program the President’s volves some hitherto unknown and undisclosed treatment of this phase of the problem Is simply this: The circumstance F’ayrolls and wages almost never rise as rapidly as commodity prices — the things you buy In the corner grocery Necesund the clothes and shoes sarily then the wage earner or the white collar worker has less In his number of dollars with which to buy the commodities upon which the Inflaprocess has operated to Intionary crease the prices As one who has spent some eighteen years as a writer on business and financial topics It seems to me that probably the worst effect from the silver nationalization order is the added which It creates The uncertainty tiling that business generally is recognized as needing most Is assurance and Mr Roosevelt has repeatedsecurity ly made this statement and It may lie that later on he will explain how the silver order provides some new turn security In the meantime the sudden acquisition by the government of all the sila nice profit ver stocks has provided for holders of domestic silver and has effect prothrough the pyschological vided aD equally nice profit for the owners of common stocks of corporaAuthorities tions tell me that this to result was natural and therefore be expected The Federal Housing administration newest and regarded by many as the most potent of the FHA Makes alphabetical organl- mtlonah" mart® Rapid Strides rapid strides In the lust few weeks toward getting set for To my mind three me operation have been responsible These chiefly are Tames A Moffett the administrator Ward Canady his assistant and Lambert Bt Clair The latter came down from New York on a loan from Ids own outfit blit tlie fact that he Is here three days nnd In New York three days cacti week lias not appeared to lessen Ids accepted value as an nizer Tlie law under which the housing administration operates was drafted for the purpose of enabling householders to make repairs and do the other odd Jobs around a residence and small business building which so easily are allowed to go undone during periods when money is not flowing freely It in Its scope It will Is countrywide operate through the medium of the and It hanks and local organizations is the firm conviction of the officials that charged with this responsibility offers to loan money will come from tlie hunks in greater number now that a federal agency is prepared to tlie borrower the note which gives that these It must he understood loans are not going to be made with reckless abandon tlie prospective borrower must after all have some support financially nnd must he able to show that there Is a reasonable chance But the point is that a of repayment national campaign Is about to get underway which will awaken It is Imped to tlie fact hundreds of homeowners that the roof needs repairing or the front porch steps are In bad shape or should be that paper or plumbing looked after Tlie law apparently has left several which did not appear to openings those who drafted It For example one of the housing officials told me that he could see no reason why a farmer would he precluded from Imild lng a pond on tils land with tlie aid of loans under the net It occurred to me that this suggestion was very timely because it is certain that If more farms hnd had ponds on them a considerable amount of live stock could have been watered during this current drouth I do not assume that the housing ad Is going ministration to make an es pedal drive for a pond on every farm but this Illustrates the extent to which the credit will be employed In connection with the organization of the housing administraprocedure tion I want to call attention to a con dltion that exists In Washington about which Individuals the throughout country who are seeking Jobs ought to know There were more than thirty thousand applicants for Jobs at the housing administration offices It will employ not to exceed five hundred persons and more than half of the up polntments already have been made Among those wtio showed up at the were several housing headquarters men who had come almost the full ' distance across the continent They told the personnel officer that there was no work In their home towns s little grips arid they packed their came to Washington liecause there was a new agency created Others had come from lesser distances and It had come for the same reason seemed to me that a condition- - like and the this ought to’ be disclosed I reofficials that housing requested port tbe facts In order that others as to make may not be so misguided Just In the long trek to Washington the hope that a Job la here— it Isn't Wftttcrft Ualoa XwsDftDr 6 Herr Gocbbels Brags One American at Rest Mother Was “Mean” Another Ilapsburg In Berlin Ilerr Goebbels minister of propaganda praising Hitler There will be no kaiser or says king” lie might have added that none Is needed since In Hitler Germany has a kaiser king and dictaHerr Goebbels tor boasts ‘‘Hitler does not start the day asking ‘What do leading bankers say? Rather banker! begin the dny asking ‘What doea Hitler sav?’ " Germany has no monopoly of that condition Ilerr Goebbels will be surprised to hear how many bankers and other gentlemen In thia who once thought they country had money begin the day asking “What doea Roosevelt say?" One American at least Is out of his troubles forever Mr Medlock t years old rents cotton land In Greenville county South Carolina and thought he knew how much cotton he ought to plant to pay rent for his farm After he had finished planting measured government Inspectors his cotton fields and ordered him to plow under three acres He had Medgone beyond his allowance lock complained to his family for two or three days then went behind the barn and Shot himself through the heart deciding (hat he Instead of the excess cotton Should be “plowed under” Little Nora Ruth N'Iciforas may confidence recite the prayer: “Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those that trespass against ns" Becnuse she hnd been disobedient her mother as shown In court held the child’s fingers over a gas flume "burning them severely” The child’s mother sentenced to 35 days In Jail was freed when the little girl told the Judge: “I love my mommy I was a had hnd girl and picked tilings up after she told me not to She never was mean to me before" It Is to he imped that the mother will never lie "mean” to her again GENIUS First little Jones ran excitedly from the room and fetched his wife Then he went out Into the garden and called the twins who were telling the children next door what they would do when they arrived at the seaside After that he persuaded to abandon for the young Albert moment his efforts to get Radio Parle on the wireless brought cook io from the kitchen and even asked nurse to lift baby from the peramb- PATTERN I75J As to fashions for the younger sef — they're cute and pert as can be with necklines and sleeves designed to thrill any young heart The adorable model sketched here has several possibilities all of which Mother will want to work up Tbe complete way Is the frock boasting the high collar youthful shoulder ruffle and adorable sleeves Tbe ruffle may be omitted If you like and for summer days yie frock would be cool and Just ae smart without the collar and sleeves The new waist line and front panel are designed to make you look divinely talL Perfect for gayly printed cottons Pattern 1752 Is available In sixes 8 10 and 12 4 Size 6 takes 2 ulator And to his delight he found that when they all eat on ' the largest trunk at once ha could Just manage to fasten the lid — London Opinion Of Courie Notl Voice on the Telephone — I ordered that crab meat three hours ago and It hasn’t come yet Grocer— We expected a fresh this morning and I've been waiting for It Voice on the Telephone — But my husband Is here complaining because his dinner’s not ready Grocer — Rut you wouldn't want to serve an old crab would you? — London (Ont) Free Press Jut Whet Did He Meea? “What do you think? The chief clerk had the nerve to tell me 1 was a blithering Idiot The chief clerk mark you I I don’t mind that sort of thing from the boss of course After all he'a known me for over fifteen years 1" — London Answers Mrs Upset Har Ilelgho— “Old Jonas Naturally Hards- crabble fell plumb off the roof of his house while he wus shingling It" Mrs Whyso — “Didn’t his wife feel swful?” “Awful Is no name for It — he fell right Into her bed of sweet peas” — Brooklyn Eagle Modern In Prince Von Btnrhemherg a conference saw Dictator private Mussolini and gossips suggest that Mussolini will encourage Austria to restore a Ilapsburg the young Otto to Austria's throne s Otto young heir of the Is extremely good looking: would deeply Interest any movie director But why people ns Intelligent as should think of takitlie Austrians ng on another llapsburg after wlmt the last Hupsburg did to them Is hard to understand There Is little enough left of Austria now Do tlie Austrians want to take that litItaly or Germany tle or divide It between them? Never adopt a plan unless you know all about It William Bryant In the Louisiana read about Dlllliiger'a penitentiary “escaping from prison with the aid of a toy pistol mnde of wood terrorizing guards by the dozen taking away their weapons” A newspaper dipping about that pistol was found on Bryunt's body after he had been shot (lend trying the same “wooden pistol” method It Is a pleasure to hear from the United States Chamber of Commerce that there are “only” seven millions out of work in tills country Mr Green union labor hend says ten millions but the cliniiilier says that Is "exaggeration" Ou the other hand statistics show one family in every ten In New York city Is "pci ting home relief” which Is our substitute expression for the dole In Now York 671 SCO persons are on tlie dole 7939 more than the previous highest record That does not Indicate diminished unemployment that Government says It will "bar on food following the profiteering” drouth Many administrations have said th1t many times but there Is no “bar” Where there Is a scarcity there will be profiteering and there Is a carcity Secretary Wallace says It will Increase the cot of living 0 to 7 per cent next winter who made tlie biggest Sikorsky passenger plane now fldng success- the fully Brazilian clipper aircraft ” three predicts times as big as The hen vier than air ship will come puss and seem like a with real airships of toy compared the future In Ills Columbus tiny caravel might have predated a He could ship 300 feet- long not have dreamed of a ship 1000 feet long driven by steam Tlie San ’rancNco Chamber of Commerce reasonably objects to removal of the government's gold from California to Colorado with "earthquake hazard" offered as an excuse California wonders If the government’s real reason was tea f of attack from across the Pacific why It does not say so 4 King Featu” Svnrtloat Im WNU iWrvtr Politician seen the candidate “nave you yet?" “Yes bo flew over our house thfa morning and dropped down a lot of Illustrated literature and threw a kiss to the yards 3G Inch fabric sewing Instructions Inbaby” — Pathfinder Magazine cluded with eaeh pattern Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In HIS SOLE OCCUPATION? coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pnttern Write plainly name address nnd style number HE SURE) TO STATE SIZE Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department West Seventeenth Street New York City PREPAREDNESS Jim — Will you marry me If I stop smoking cigarettes? Maude — No Jim I couldn't think of marrying a mnn who did nothing Johnny was very hard on trousers One day while with a shopping friend his mother bought cloth for a pair of trousers for Johnny but ordered a good bit more than seemed necessary “Why do you get so much?" asked the friend who was with her “Oh" was the reply “this Is for reserved seats" REAL FIGHTERS Invaluable Knowledge “Aw what good Is percentage?’ growled little Tommy "Now Tommy” asked his teacher “don't you want to reproachfully learn how to figure batting averages?” — Toronto Globe Mortgage Included Customer— But yoir didn't tell me on the house? shout the mortgage I Owner— Don't you remember? told you It had all the modern Improvements — Vancouver Province Couldn’t Daunt Him “I must tell you that my daughter can bring a husband only her beauty and her Intellect” don’t mind — many young couples have started in a very small way” Funny “A Mrs very Thing handsome Age woman Miller" ought to have seen her 20 years ago when she was 10 younger" — London “You Service Walter — Tea or coffee? Guest — Chocolate Walter (shouting)— Mixum that 15 or years retreat? Captain — Why did you You hnd the other side outnumbered defeated and technically Sergeant — I know captain but a nest of hornets got Into the game Couldn't Stand Himself An elderly man became somewhat worried about himself and went to see a doctor The doctor listened and smiled “My dear sir” he said “this little habit of talking to yourself Isn't anything to worry about" “Isn't It?" said the patient Indig“You don’t know what a nantly darned bore I am" Tbe Moan Thing First Actress— I like to play that brings tears Second Actress— Won’t you’re In do that? act In a any play i |