Show TIMES GARLAND THE GARLAND and Persons in the Current Scenes - ‘ BEVERLY HILLS— Well til I know Just what I read In the paper or what I overhear when folk finally get me stopped talking t for a minute Had ome fun out here at old Uno k Dos Mortgage Rancho (first and second mortgage Ranch) a couple of Sunday ago O O Mclntlre and Irvin Cobb and Will Bill Hayes Hayes wife and Odd's wife and Irvin’s daughter (and a bright one too)) and this elderly aunt of Odd's I was telling you about’last week and Mrs Billie Burke Zelgfeld Well to kinder make O O and Irvin sub and feel like Paducah Kentucky Ohio we hitched up a team Galopolls of big grey mules to a three seated I took the ribbons and Cobb hack eald “There Is wheie you should have been all these years telling jokes to a span of grey mules" Well never mind what the Chamber of Commerce says this is at In ait a have some dry mountainous country dirt roads around our patch but they are so Imbedded up against the mountains side that really have yet to see derive any groat enjoyment anybody out of driving around eni Take those four Hunter boys that broke the endurance record in planes I took them around there In a Fold and If they had had parachutes they would have “Bailed Out” on the second turn We drov e up on a Kind of a high lookout Its our local Pike3 Peak Must be at least 400 feet above sea level (But I have never known the Pacific to be level never when I was on it pointed out Catalina Island or where I had seen it the day when there wau no fog I pointed distant screen stars homes out I Just had heard they lived within a nnlo of where pointed but there was no place for anyone to argue with a diiver Then turned my mules down hill and toward the barn Lika a real old stage coach driver I reached for my side brake I throwed her on but she had jarred loose and she dldent connect with the wheel She had been an awful nice hack in “’Atmosphere" tied out in a estei n street in a movie scene but she was a little rksty on mountain werk Well when the brakes dident work she commenced going up on these old mule heels those singletrees commenced popping em on the hind leg3 and they comim need to hit quite a nice gentle loap Cobb is In the very rear seat and cant do the coaching that I figured he would be able to aid me with 7r 1 sT i UTAH News BRISBANE W fj' THIS WEEK May Day Not Merry Giant Bootleg Industry Good News New Homes Converting Criminals ( Is He is itauiug in toward the mountain side at an ang’e that must a been about Mclntire aint on this excurhorizontal sion or he would a busted a spat but his fe i and this S2 y ear young aunt ts sitting up with old Casey Jones Rogers and having the time of her life A mighty narrow road a real drop down side into a deep canyon down bill mules picking up momentum here and there Sounds kinder komical now but not so hot at the time got an awful good boy with me Buddy Sterwhen kinder suspicioned ling and we started out that we might need a pick up man so he was along on a good horse Will II Hayes was along and also an outrider but Bill could only shout enin a ease lke tint He couragement could have cut aov thing he wanted too it of the scene if had been In a ovie bu author there had to he uscular Buddy isfaed us like a reak and picked l up Had to reach er one’s neck and ill dog the second le too We got opped and lost l r e e customei s rs Rogers wife of the diiver of who had never urse Mrs Ziigfeld en anything that wild in the Follies ne dident mind d Mr Cobh Said to see the tying in hut he dident like lies walk down the hill alone as no ling what leading man might attack wheel to i We hobbled one hind In enjoy-m- t body and went on down The old Aunt Mrs Hayes and Entire and Mrs Brody Irv's daugh-I had another (about a ten acre tch) that I wanted to show em but ouldent seem to get anybody lnter-teWell It was a flop I dident have time a give point out a thing I couldent a plot of ground and throwed In the lies Still the thing wasent as bad as could have been I got some horse it If those old single trees started we bit em on the shins I believe I got iuld have had seme real fun brake fixed now and am looking new surkers JSUl Syidutll Ductless Tome n this brave world of our not even heaviest and most learned tomes A library permitted to gather dust with a sue-Washington Is equipped device mounted on a cart so that to rack to may be rolled from rack tw up the dust from the shelves and i s May 1 was the day Europe devotes to labor and radical demonstrations Fortunately this country selects a later date for Labor day Even so Chicago and New York were on the alert feariDg that American branches of Europe's radicalism might become In Parla alone active by contagion 40000 guards many tanks and hine-gun patrols filled the streets Several were injured There was a general strike In Spain and Cuba was worried about attacks on United States property Such was the early news The advantage really dictates of a dictator who was shown In Italy In those Russia Turkey no May day or Labor day The people get ordevelops obey them In Germany the day was devoted to Nazi speeches telling how much la under Hitthe workingman happier ler than he ever was before In Italy Turkey and Russia It was “business as usual" with the dictator In command The dictator Idea may spread before the world gets over Its crop of troubles Germany countries agitation ders and — fleiatlug children lt Uev 2— and as Catholic auxiliary bishop of New York Cardinal Hayes of Stephen Donohue who was consecrated before the board of visitors Naval academy dress parade of the year at Annapolis 3— Mother across the Penobscot river to safety during the serious floods In Maine family cow being transported Firt the Jack Has a Day Ashore in Panama While the welcome shore United leave States fleet was at Panama and thronged the cities A JAVELIN THROWER The government turns an army of 2r)O0 agents loose against bootlegging which has become a serious matter only bootleggers During prohibition Now they flouted the Constitution cut down government Income H by Joseph Figures supplied Choate Jr director of federal alcohol are show that bootleggers control the than more whisky manufacturing And the boottotal legal consumption legging distilleries are not little “moondistilafTalrs but enormous shine" leries “with stills tall enough to extend through three or four stories of well equipped buildings” In the first quarter of 1934 stllll were seized with a capnclty for pro08000000 gallons of alcohol ducing enterBootlegging spirits a year prises involve robbing the government of millions a year of hundreds on its way from the Puciflc to the Atlantic party Is here seen leaving one of the ships the sailors were given Organizing Fourth Internationale I tr Mr notorious Jail breakLeland Harvey er of Georgia recently pardoned by with the advice Governor Talmadge “Go and sin no more” takes the adHe attended a revival vice seriously conducted by Rev Wade II meeting House at Macon Ga and Joined the church This offers an Idea to police that chase bandits and can’t catch any Let the police buy Salvation Army uniand forms drums flutes tambourines hjmn books and try converting criminals that they can’t catch than more be could jpleaslng Nothing to see Dlllinger accompanied by two policemen In Salvation Army uniforms walking up a sawdust trail shouting “Hallelujah I’m saved!" f J fJ X- y j I P S i h I The brain trust using big words called the small farm on automatically which a man might make a living for himself and his family the “subsistence homestead" Now it appears that subsistence some can't pronounce others don't know what It means and What do a new short name is sought you suggest? Fq n t V i - I" V 7 i la f1 VTV'Ma iKp A IlaKton Le Core of North Carolina hurled the Javelin better thnn anyone else at the Penn relny meet In Philand so won that event adelphia DRAFTED "A car in every garnge and two fur coats for every scrub lady" Is the platform outlined by Arne Swabeck organizer In New York for Leon Trotzky’s Fourth Internationale His organization has brandies in all American Industrial centers and differs from the Communistic party only in its policy of International rather than national socialism will work out" lie says “Everything "after the government has seized the factories railroads Btores and steamships i ' v bank” Iowa Farmers Get Corn-Ho- g iV VwJ‘-- Money rK 7 i ' Vy rift V A fAjvf Ji4 r fn J f ' e ' 1 I i’t-- ’u ‘ I A v f it Iowa bursement back to ciation ' ' who thought she Emma Goldman until she went to was a Communist Russia and learned that reality Is unher has left for Toronto like theory 90 day permit'to visit the United States she says: Leaving having expired more “The New Deal here is nothing than an artificial and temporary susof the capitalistic system" pension Some capitalists would assure her that the new arrangement could not be too to suit them “temporary” even with all enTills depression to news — “500o 00 put couraging work" etc — reminds you of the voymariner" who age of the “ancient “the first that went drifting along ever burst” into an unknown sea Who or what It was that shot our albatross and brought all these troubles on us Wall Street technocracy overproduction the war or what nobody knows But we have them and can only sail on through the gloomy waters thankvoices ful for occasional encouraging Mfv Ark being The men of Washington t o busy to bold office called on the women to run the town and Mrs was drafted as Moss Williams mayor though she Is years old and a grandmother She said that set of women offiwith her complete “do a little bouse cials she would cleaning" 414011000 in China China’s population Is estimated at and Is the largest about 411011000 In the world with that of India next at 312290000 and Russia third at 147- 000 Food for Game Birds The black locust tree which has been widely planted In this country Is especially-vainable as a producer of winter food Its seeds art for game birds sought In bad weather by the the Hungarian partridge and In tha the pheasants especially Northwest reports the United States Department of Agriculture The seeds are rated aa one of the more valuable foods for bobwhlta California Raffed gronse quail mourning doves In the West and several of the larger nongame birds of the East also eat them Besides furnishing food for game birds the black locust tree yields timber for the farmer and nectar for the honey bee It grows rapidly to Its inpost pole and timber size tricate root system is well adapted for holding soil and checking erosion Aa a member of the legume family the locust tree Axes nitrogen enriching the soil With these several points In its favor black locust Is one of the fawoodlands vorites for planting groves eroded areas and odd pieces of waste land about the farm On account of the presence of harmful Insects In certain localities it is advisable to consult with state forestry agencies before planting on a large scale Your local dealer carries Ferry’s Pure Bred Vegetable Seeds Now only 5 cents t package Adr Too Troo “It Is a mistake for a motorist to try to beat a train over a crossing “Yes It often proves a grave ml take"— Cincinnati Enquirer ttiEHSYiWRYiTOJRON! 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Ml COUPAWT IVOKMA ( ht It Ml—onri j I i isirit farmers receiving their government checks as part of their reimunder the curtailment program of the AAA Seated with hi the camera la Lawrence Goff treasurer pf the Marlon County asso- 4 In The birth rate falls alarmingly It is even suggested by “reScotland that “some form people spectable” be of polygamy” may necessary head of the AssocW II Phillips iation of Registrars fears a reduction In population births have been numerIllegitimate ous and not too severely criticized In Information conScotland cerning birth control mnv have diminand caused tha ished their number polvgamy suggestion Any falling off in the Scotch birth rate would be a loss to the world It needs ns many Scotch men and women as It can get vndiaat la © King Feature WXU srvfc I I I 55 Luckily for Anglers be bought if they Fish may be caught can’t What SHE TOLD HUSBAND WORN-OUCHE mmU hav reproached kin (or hi fits o trroper— ha “all But w taely tha complaint hi in hi frequent cold “fagged out" “oo edge“ the very trouble the ber—lf bad whipped Corot ipeuoc! 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