Show THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND Friday May 27 1932 The Garland - Times WEEKLY THAT NEWSY VALLEY A BEAR RIVER INSTITUTION Eubulishtd ever Box Elder B Publisher DALE GIBSON Entered at Utah Friday at Garland Utah County the Postofflce as Second August Subscription Price Class at Garland Matter In 1928 1150 A Year A PLEA FOR DOCTORS ' By Peter B Kyne In Chicago Herald and Examiner tell me friends Some of my docter that during these dark days they are not as busy as they used to be People cannot afford to be sick whlthering of the bank roll has denied them the health and those who Joy of do become get up out of their sick beds promptly and start hustling a living Surgeons are just as busy as they can be but neither Internal medicine men nor surgeons are making the money they used to make and arg not collect ing very much of what they earn It is a rare thing for a docter to sue one for his bill for to a very great exare tent physician a sympathetic lot and If a patient cannot pay his bill they never bother him very much about it or else make their fee so reasonable that none but those lost to a sense of shame will evade payment of It Once I heard a very rich man scream In agony because a noted surgeon had charged him a thousand dollars for re Now this man moving his appendix knew he could afford the best and he wanted the best and got it He would have been afraid to entrust his fat person to a doctor who would have done perhaps a Job equally good for a hundred dollars Yes he wanted the best but alter he had had the best he graded it with the mediocre— as far as remuneration was concerned He submitted to that operation feelhe ing secure and serene because skillful knew he was in unusually hands and he forgot such skill and such a reputation for skill had not save by long years of been acquired apprenticeship during which thousands of appendixes had been removed without charge He forgot that his life was worth than that of more to the community a charity patient and he refused to In a pay the bill without Indulging disgusting tirade and pleading pover ' ty and oppression People Jforget that the doctor like the concert slngea may not adhere to one price that the rich patient of the must bear the responsibilities rich and the strong to society's gen era) health by taking up the slack of the where doctor’s poor the support and weak fall The true physician has In him a He has a vast Christlike quality sympathy tor sick people a vast pity So he is for the poor and helpless imposed upon for most human beings are alert to not quick and unstinted sympathy and are not at all averse to trading upon It And the doctor who knows human better than they beings co much know thomsehes is osmehow neither shocked distressed nor made bitter by evidence of Ingratitude Few persons realize how hard earn ed is the doctor's competence which nin times out of ten Is surprlslnglly He Is the last relic of civil modest ized slavery He goes to the theatre telling him self he shouldn't because Old Lady Gazoo Lis Is In the hospital and she's Just the sort to whom a minor gas mean will a pain capital operation Bo the doctor leaves his seat number and name at the box office and in the middle of the second act an usher comes and whispers that the doctor is wanted on the telephone And it's Old Lady Gazooklsl If a doctor Is the proprietor of a half decent practice he seldom eats a meal in peace and in his middle what with hastily eaten meals years and broken rest and overwork he to surrenders angina the pectoris scourge of the medical profession and a youthful hopeful steps into his practice and goes the same route in the fullness of time' Doctors and army and navy officers have in them something of the same holy zeal of a monk Their porfessions call for a renunciation of worldly wealth and place they work for the Joy of Job and get little thanks ani much criticism for it and are never really appreciated until a grave emergency arises I am much in favor of doctors The only one I never liked waa an army' name medico who got a private by ef Kyne mixed up with another pri UTAH Friday May 27 1932 vate by the name of Klein and slip three large breakers of ped Kyne At for Klein epsom salts Intended that the poor doctor was terribly sorry and I suppose Kyne would have forBy HENRY ANSLEY given him If he hadn't been suffering (Reprinted from ‘The Buzz Saw) from tropical dysentery at tlie time he Soma sentimentalist (I suspect I like the depression No more I never went home to lunch About as a florist) invented Mother’s Day me twice a week I went home for dinner I believe we ought to have Doctor'll piosperlty for more fun since the I have had — at 6:30 o’clock I never had time Day and on that day send In started than I ever had in my to go anywhere with her If I did checks for all we owe our doctor of life I had forgotten how to live and on a party I couldn't even locate her cash and try to express something meant to have real friends Since there was always a “blond” or what we owe him for the things that what it was like to eat it common a "redhead” available I didn't much what money can never buy Fact is I was getting everyday food worry about it just a little high hat My wife belonged to all the clubs DANGERS IN Three years ago only one man of in town She even Joined the young e DRIVING the organization could be mothers' club We didn't have any out of town at a time and he had to children but she was studying — and leave at the last minute and get back between playing bridge and going to as soon as possible Many times I clubs she was never at homo Mental lapses are a far more Import have arven a hundred accident miles to a We We got stuck up and hifalutin’ ant cause of automobile While banquet sat through three hours of even took down the old family bed believed than is commonly give lAink in cider to make a may ana bought a set of twin beds — on of accidents the report and drive then speech the hundred the Installment plan caues such as reckless driv physical In miles back so as to be ready for woik When I would come home at night Ing wrong side of the road cutting next morning If my wife was at home she would etc those may only be symptoms of i the as many e Nowadays H Dr disturbed mental state asseits already tfe in her bed and I would — In are as sight are Invited crawl in mine If she came in last Bureau of employes J Stacks of the Natinal rd we stay as It was vice versa who to make the Casualty and Surety Underwriters long as we want to The whole outfit We like the depression We have ) says: could leave the office now and it come off our pedestal and are really “Extreme hurry or worry causing wouldn’t make any difference at my house now The twin elation living intense preoccupationfatlgue I like the depression I have time beds are stored in the garage and the or slowed down reactor excitement to visit my friends to make new ones old We family affair is being used ion as a result of the indulgence in the Two when I went to years ago are enjoying life Instead of taking alcholsor ether narcotics may be betowns I always stayed at the a hot water bottle to bed these cold menof these accident hind an Many Now I go home with my good hotel nights she sticks her heels In my our control" tal conditions are within friends stay all night and enjoy good back Just like she did before Hoover the following precaut- home cooking He suggests I have even spent the was elected ions as preventative: d with some of the boys who I havn't been out on a party in Take a short rest or let someone have been kind enough to invite me I have lost my eighteen months car when you have else drive your It's great to drop into a store and book of telephone numbers My wife at a for period been long driving feel that you can spend an hour or has dropped all the clubs I believe two or three or a half day Just visitnight we are falling in love all' over again 2 Be especially alert when hurrying ing and not feel that you are wasting I am pretty well satisfied with my ' valuable time can wife to work so that you Think I will keep her at least keep your I like the depression mind on your driving until she is 40 years old and then I am getting acquainted with my 3 The best place for the confirmed have become folks acquainted with driver Is at home who have' been living next door to me 4 dream Don't day driving a car In the last six months I neighbors or crossing the street I am following the for three years 5 Control your temper If the traffic Biblcal admonition “Love your neighofficer calls you down probab'y you bors” One of my neighbors has one deserve it of the best looking wives I have ever 6 If you have asuperiority complex seen She is a dandy I am getting it when you get behind the forget acquainted with my neighbors an am : : 3teerlng wheel to love them 7 Don't manic learning become a speeder Three years ago I ordered my This mental disorder Is serious and a from two merchant tailor— A serious accident seems clothing contagious KODAK and three suits at a time An my to be the only cure for its victims and Minting £ Developing clothes were good ones I was alvajs V PROMPT SERVICE dressed But now up I haven't and I ami bought a suit in two years Compton’s mighty proud of my Music Co When I dress up i! ft meeting clothes am dressed up and I don't mean may- bfe I like the depression imuunmuiiiuiiiiiiinmiiiHiiiinimiimmuimnimiinmiiimii4 Three years ago I was busy and enter Mrs E E Lefler delightfully 1 wife was so busy that we didn't LOW PRICES tained the Renzivon cluL" at her home my see of much each at the other Saturday afternoon 17 members being we sort of lost Interest inconsequently each other Invited Co present with three specially WE CALL AND DELIVER a delicious § guests and they enjoyed Phone or Write us at Brigham luncheon Elder Joseph Durfey gave ss s his of some interesting accounts BiiiiiiinniiiiiiiinniismniiinniiiiiiHiiniBininiiininnmmir Mike Elder mission and Australlian giniinniiiiiiiiiiiM Erickson represented Denmark in the sk e native costumes and gave some amuslife of his missionary ing stories which the club members highly enjoyMr and Mrs Mark Nichols and ed small daughter Merlyn spent SaturThe social hour club met at the day and Sunday in Brigham City home of Mr and Mrs Clark Bowen where ten couples Mr and Mrs Harry Bingham reSaturday evening thoroughly enjoyed the pot luck turned home from Ogden after spendvhlch wag a sight to behold ing a week in that city M and Mis J A Bigler son ClarMrs ence and Olga Mrs Lydia Rowley mother of Mis Wheatley of motored to Malad Idaho Frank Hansen left for Murtah Idaho Honeyville Sunday morning to be present at a where she expects to visit for a shoit held In Mrs their honor time by banquet Julia Covert and family and Mr and Vance Bigler The long table was Mr and Mrs J J White spent the centered with a crystal in Ogden with their son d beautifully bowl of pansy a In all their pastel Tom White and family shades Covers were laid for twenty-twwho greatly enjoyed the Mr and Mrs Wreno Bowel's from guests four course dinner after which they Logan visited at the home of Mr and were taken to the beautiful home of "Mrs J J tyhlte Sunday Mr and Mrs Wm Clark where Misses Betty and June White are splendid musical concert was given H We are equipped and ex- Gordon Covert of Los visiting In Ogden with their brother Angelos to give car oerlenced your Is Tom White and family California g formerly of Collinston the necessary work to insure p having a pleasant visit with his §§ good driving conditions We mother Mrs Julia Covert and other Mr and Mrs Dean Hall entertained guarantee good workmanship g relatives In Malad Idaho the Social Hour Club Friday at the back of our uid are 100 Mr and Mrs Wallace Simmons and home of Mr and Mrs 0 Thomas E work children spent Sunday In Brigham King The evening was spent In y of the Mr playing progressive rook and a delicguests their parents City ious and Mrs J A Simmons and family tray luncheon was served to Mr and Mrs Calvin Erickson and thirty members and the following Mr and Mrs Monroe were guests: Mr and Mrs Ralph King Mr Horsley Bundy and Mellen g and Mrs Thomas E King and Mr shopping in Logan Saturday Mrs A A Loveland and Mrs Jim Smith of Deweyvllle Is spending several days with her daughter Mrs Juanita Bigler A large crowd from Beaver Dam atSLIM TIM tended the dance at Mendon Satur- I Like The Depression Tremonton — if I feel like I do now I may trade her for two twenties I am feeling better since the deI take more exercise I pression walk to town and a lot of folks who used to drive Cadlllacse are wa!klrj with me I llket the depression I haven’t My digestion is better been to see a doctor in a year I I am getting real ness food Three years ago we had filet mignon once a week now we have round steak and flour gravy Then we had roast breast of guinea now we are glad to get sow bosom with the buttons on it I has like the depression My salary been cut to where I can’t afford to buy lettuce and spinach and parsley and we can’t afford to have sandwiches and frozen desserts and all that damfoolishness which has killed more good men than the war I like the depression Three years ago I never had time to go to church I played golf all day Sunday and sides I was so darned smart that a preacher in West1 there wasn’t Texas who could tell me anything Now I go to church regularly never miss a Sunday And If this depression keeps on I will be going to prayer meeting before long I like the depression NOTICE Estate CREDITORS TO De- Silvester of Frederick ceased Creditors will present claims with vouchers to the undersigned at Plymouth Utah on or before the 11th day of July A D 1932 ALVIRA B SILVESTER administratrix of the estate of Frederick Silvester Deceased Lewis Jones Brigham City Utah torney for administratrix Date of first publication May 13 At- A D 1932 Date of last publication Two furnished rooms Mrs Charles Munns June 1932 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