Show THE GARLAND should go over the 'hirncsr and do such mending as Is needed We should get all our tools In shai e provide a place for them and 'ce tlau their pin c Wc they aie should make a list of those vaich we need and supply ourselves wt them We should make cur plan Hr the spring garden and draw out t’c platLet ur plan to set out some fiuit u make-- he laet shade trees These v We The Garland TimesTHAT NEWSY WEEKLY BEAR RIVER A VALLEY INSTITUTION Published more at Every Thursday Box Elder County Garland Utah “The Smiling Lieutenant B DALE GIBSON Publ! her if act In A tremendous combination i wii1 mg directorial genius have nun and in Utah as Second Class Matter In LVen woven into a thrilling a "Thentertainment picture August 1928 f Smiling Lieutenant" Bringing Maurice Chevalier back t his European tour in' aft'T screen the Price $150 - A Year Subscription which another roTi'’ii" romanee combines all the attractive natures of "The his former screen successes to the t am s Smiling Lieutcrniii r a three day Paramount theatre run starting SundUj next the ladies Two goigeous leading brunette Claudette '’ollVrt the blonde lively op Hungs There will be conslderaL'ie propagan- Miriam Hopkins whose da In the near future to "Ovn Your for the rmiling Inedmmn voice recently given t thrilling radio Own Home’ v ill audiences ie full opiortunity - - When the builder says this he may to expiess his rsonahty in song in mean “Build Your Own Home” Charlie When the real estate man says it The Smiling lieutenant’ inebriate of a the Jojmis Itugqles" Home” Your Own he may mean “Buy score of film litis gives of his Hamilton Now comes the Alexander to this new pctuie talents Institute saying that the most import a sprightly The stoiy deals with ant thing for the present is to "occupy in cf the pimicLs madly a home of your own" That i ocrupy lieutenant a with love cabaret enterdimming If financially able a home alone Is for whom he willing tn sacpeople should not share a home with tainer Beof bachelor hood relatives or Iriends as so many have rifice the joys been forced to do to reduce expenses fore lie can arciunplisli his pui pose he is sualdied up by a pi however But why one may ask a prowho mahikes his smite lor pimply this Although home building and forces him into unwilling for several years posal has been forthe vacancies aie excessive Vucaneie? matrimony After lmmiaite he his dowdy wife fur happiness sakes mean mean foreclosures Foreelosmes But his uf Ills choice freezing of credits and bank failures will) thetern'hi!rmt to wm his regard Bank failures Intensify all other evils wife dt the ‘ecrets of charm from hs and ‘federal aid has LVen required to sweetluait and tiuis his heart bemeet the emergency without Why vancancles after so little build tween hee vvth limy cr ing? Because according to gil reports families hurt by the depression have doubled up with relatives and other Entered at the Postofflce at Garland talent Occupy Your Home Alone t' friends “Own Your Own Home’ may well be directed at these people as soon as they pick themselves up But says the Institute If it is likely to tempt them to buy on e basis it would be better to say "Occupy Your Home Alone" Every family now doubing up with another will when It finds work and obtains sufficient Income benefit the hole comunlty by at least renting Its own home Every regained tenant creases the value of existing Homes As their prices arise the more prosperous folks will find It better to build This mean a safer procedure for the and sounder business when It comes for the builder Reviving Mining Important If the value of Box Elder Counly Poultry Day Mar — By L A Hawkins Agricultural Extension Department International Harvester Company What about those things which we have been planning to do perhaps for years? What of the many Improvements alAiut the place that we have been intending to make? What about the many tilings on the farm that need attention to put them In good shape? We are aw’ays so busy during spring summer and iafl(I that we du not have time to attend to them But in winter months we do not have so much to do and these things should be looked after We should whitewash the inside of the bam and henhouse We should see that they are made as warm and comfortable as possible If we have no machine shed and tool house we should build one We should get all our farm machine We should examine every together machine carefully tighten the bolts apply paint to wood nnd metal who needed and make a list of all the repairs that are inquired to put the machine In shape An order for these repairs should be placed In the hands of the local dealer at once This will save delay and perhaps loss of time later In the season Box Elder Counly Annual Poultry Day Will be held in Bilgham City on Saturday March 19 All details have been fully worked out by the Central Committee and everything gives promise for a real educational "Poultry Day’’ celebration who have To meow age lAoedois some real good birds mnt wish to show them ribbons and cash pilses will under be awarded Tie merchants the leadership of the Merchants Committee will provide finances for the clay's In addttii n to the poultry exhibit to be held In the J C Kivulson Building an educational turning will be held at 10 a m in the Alberta Theatre nnd at 2 p m in the Commercial Club liKims The following committees are at work General Committee: Vernal Willey Chairman Rebeit If Stewart Pctrj Peters Norman Ieisonf Henry Holst C E Merrill N L Ilnnscn Publicity Committee: Hebert H Stewart Wesley Antlei son Terry Peters W n Holmes C W Wlxoin Mcuhants Committee: C E Men'Ll1 Jarvis Koford Dcvnrell Petersen N L Hansen Chester H Hamilton Ilervin Bundersen Hemy Frogley John C ex ENGINEERS TO MEET Engineers from all parts of the state will gather at the Union Pul kl mg of the Unheislty of Utah Wednesday March 30th nt evening o'clock to attend a banquet honoring Engineers' Week Dr D A Lyon of he Utah Engineerreports that ing Experiment Station the annual event this year will take place from Match 28th to April 2nd and will stress the activities of mining engineering Mr A' B Young nationally known mining man and assistant manager of the International Smelting: Company will Seak after the banquet in Kingsbury hall to engineers and the general public who are Interested in one cl Utah's greatest Industries Mr Young's Illustrated lecture will be on the sub ject of "future economic development of Utah’ President George Thomas the board of regents end members of the faculty will receive the members of seveial engineering societies and their vm os Thru sd ay afternoon March 31 st in the Union bunding between the hours cl and rlx O’clock Paients of engineering students are also Invited to tills reception AH engineering laboratories will be open for Inspection during1 that time and guides will e present to explain the equipment and processes to visit-ors Pr TIMFM '!!IND Office in Many State Smith Carolina lias a provision in its constitution requiring a man taking oath of office to declare that lie bad not dialleuged anyone to a duel nor fought a duel since being nominated Irgiulu required an oath of this kind until 1:28 when this parOthticular provision Ivan eliminated er states have in their constitutions office holders or sections forbidding In to participate legislators dueling AVMIe the pradhe-odueling hng been dead In this country for practically many years there wns a time when t It was popular particularly of Henry Clay Among legMutors fought two famous duels Kentucky A Kentucky one with John Randolph nn1 Graves ied and fought eorigres'iniin killed a Maine congressman named hi IS'ik Political arguments a 'll hundred jears ago often ended in chalTo preterit scandals lenges lo duels of Oils kind at least during their terms of office many of pie states passed some Inserting laws ngaliet dueling there prohibitions In their state constitutions and oaths of office Yet May Have’ Weather Made to Order Mankind The rainmaker Is no longer the only acweather dispenser of cording to the St Paul Pioneer Press of the gentry who once Counterpart roamed the prairies In dry years mol bombarded the heavens for moisture at the behest and after the payment Is of communities the Porto Rican tornado buster The theory Is tlmt a shell exploded In a tornado will break It tip The theory as the rainsounds Jnd ns plausible maker's conviction that a e'nillar operation would Jolt the sky Into surrendering a thunder shower The Porto Rleo Progress only English periodieal on the Island presents theories of a conthe tributor who has even more Ingenious He proplans for worsting the wind conposes a system of underground duits with oemsional air upright A tornado slinfts sueh u striking shaft In Ids opinion would stick into Itself a volume of nlr that would destroy the vacuum of which tornadoes deflate the tire made and immediately storm Two Expense Accounts of English Statesmen Is a tradition that elections "had old days” were Put many candidates expetiMvo think may enviously of the days when a candidate could do the thing as cheaply us Mr Harrington of Kelstor member for I’ath In the year 1GIG writes a column's! in the Manchester There exists a Guardian (England) and expenrecord of his experiences diture "Thursday r’cembor 31 went to Bath— Dined at the George Inn with the mayor and four citizens Ment at dinner six shillings (about "'I Mb in wine Laid out in victuals ut the George inn Enid out In drinking I aid ill tobacco and drinking vessels January — My father' gave me four pounds ’(about $20) for my expenses ut Bath" lie did not actually need so much “Note — I for there Is a summary gave the city niesenger two shillings for bearing the mayor's letter to me Laid out In nil three pounds seven drink and horse shillings for victuals hire together with divers gifts” That expenses In the county of Somerset rose considerably as time went on may be Judged from that record of “charges for one day’s expenses at a small at Ilehester in the contest for the county of Somerset in 1S13” Seven hundred and 853 bottles dinners of rum and gin 07 bottles of French brandy nnd 514 gallons of beer were given at a total of £304 17s 2d the In Monument Records of UTAH as FOR PUBLICATION NOTICE all of C P Hansen Park Valley Utalu Result of Inner Urge Deparment of the Interior ELI F TAYLOR U S Land office at Salt Lake City Register sprung by I’rof HenArlstogeiiesls February 29 1932 First pub March 3 1933 ry Fairfield Osborn on the National NOTICE is hereby given that Ouy Lost pub March 31 1932 Academy of Sciences at Yak seems Axel Rose of Park Valley Utah who but some of to be a modification ortho- gn February 8 1927 made stock raishave been calling biologists — ' ing homstead entry No 040038 for fur yeiirs By orthogenesis genesis All 'i 8 13 North Section ViiTr lines lu Township Is straight believe In this view have Range 12 West Salt Lake Meridian! made much of the bom the camel has filed notice' of intention to make and the titanothere In proving that final Proof to establish claim to the Thus land above described before Albert there Is direction In evolution millions of years ngo when they were Crandell at' Kelton Notary Public about as big as St Bernard dogs Utah on the 12th day of April 1923 Claimant names as witnesses: horses started to got rid of the'r toes Roy : They be- Carter Lee Rose Oscar 7arsen and and to lengthen their legs gan with live toes and wound up with on stilts TYTTTVY V one They raised themselves VS VfVYY YY f TV 7 TYYYYY V ST' ' nnd grew blqger and us It were What made WANT TO GIVE YOU A FULL SET OF 3 speedier In the process Not his surroundchange? the hors nor nriy definite orings apparently 3 OsSo Professor ganic advantage 3 born and those who hold wit h him exAbsolutely plain evolution ns a result of some ner urge to change In a particular will call If store it will our how we explain Mien Natural selection proceeds way is possible to standardize lhc species us to do so Opponents of Professor Osborn and argue that there are very orthogenesis 4 evoluof straight-linfew examples 4 4 There are for example nbortlve tion 4 “Everything to Build Anything” fossil horses In South America —crea their limbs and iiiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAA tures that thickened There are also spread out the hoof abortive tltanotheres fr- Equally' puzzling are creates for example) that evolved along Neither lines that led to extinction Darwinism imr orthoold fashioned genesis can tell us why Everything For The Home Explain Evolution fiarretl From There 19 various plans to restore the sliver succeed the nation will be in two ways — by renewed opportunities for foreign trade which will result In stimulated Industrial activity at home and by a revival of mining operations In the western states mining is one of the largest Industries— in some states It normally employs more men than any other industry pays more In Wasulas — — taxes fco the state and Is the largest on Attendance: Norman Committee purchaser of supplies “Poverty prices” Iverson N L Hansen Henry Holst for metal have forced the industry to on Committee Arrangements: Perry retrench and the effects of that have Peters been felt thsouglwut the nation Anon Building arrangeCommittee ything that will again make mining ments: Norman Iverson profitable will do much to help the Exhibits on Commercial Committee country at large to solve the problem Wesley Amletson brought on by depression cn Poultry Exhibits: EdCommittee am d Ward “Fix Things’ Duelists Deed Heroine woman has been honored by a monument at Hartwell Ga Nancy llart whose memory is thus and her husband built a preserved cabin In the hills and were rearing a family when the Revolutionary war broke out While the men were awny five redcoats surprised Nancy and a little girl In the cabin and ordered the woman to prepare a meal for them Nanfor an opportunity cy watching grabbed one of the muskets nnd killed one of the soldiers She then seised another gun nnd threatened to shoot any of the four that niadjt resistance Because of her crossed eyes none of King George's men could tell which one Nancy was looking at so they all stood still until the men came back to see what all the shooting was for nnd hanged the four soldiers tbe town of Hartwell Subsequently’ and Hart county of which It Is the county seat were named for the crossheroine eyed Congress voted a fund for the erection of a monument to Nancy Hart A More Overproduction Tall stories from Florida are pretty thick (in more ways than one) but this one from the Sanford (Fla) deserves repetition: ’The soil around Sanford Is so tortile the other day a follow dropped his corncob pipe Before he could pick It In the sand up It had sprouted and by the time he got It In hi mouth he was eating roasting ears" Matching this an Edmonton (Mich) farmer claims to have grown two cabbages so large “that a stump puller had to he used td pull hem while a tractor dragged them to tbs house" v Utah ' ????¥ I WE Chromium Plated Kitchen Tools I Free at you t for 2 Wilson Lumber Company STOHL FURNITURE STOHL MORTUARY Mortician Thompson Probably Was New York’s First Rordhouse This It miM have been New York's first Mention of It was made roadhouse an advertisement that appeared In the New York Packet on May 23 1735 which informed the public that Hall had fitted up the "elegant house on Ilaerlom Heights” owned !v Isaac Ixalyard "for the accommodation of ladies and gentlemen from town ns well as gentlemen travelers" and had gathered together “ready und obedient and the best fare that the servants country nnd town affords" The advertisement well on In this “Parties from town and travelers may he served with breakfasts dinners suppers relishes tea punch ole at ten minutes'’ notire lb (Hall) keeps tbe choicest liquors ami promises that Ills guest 4 shall have the most lie lias provided prompt attendance ulso genteel lodgings nnd stablings COMPANY B M EFFICIENT DAY rilONE SYMPATHETIC Brigham City Utah SERVICE 29 NIGIIT PHONE 575 In r KNIGHTS and KING SIZES OF COALS THAT WE ALWAYS HAVE ON HAND pasture “The Octagon room Is very happily calculated for a turtle parly and his guests shall have for deserts peaches nectar apricots gooseberries pears ines cherries currants and strawberries In their seasons” — New York Sun PEA— STOVE— LUMP— NUT BOB SLEIGH FOR SALE REASONABLE C ALFRED MICIIAELIS S3 Old Lighthouse Florida lighthouse was built in by tli federal government Jt wns not of Spanish origin although Its somewhat dilapidated appearance lias no doubt given rke to the belief that it dates lml to the days of The tower was Spanish occupation partly destroyed by Indkns In July JS3G It was not ngu'n relighted until the old tower v as demolished and a new tower built In In 1SC1 the lighting appamtm was destroyed by a band of lawless persons nnd the light was tint II relighted 1SG0 The I'glit wns finally April In 873 discontinued when was first exhibFowey Rocks I:gl ited SPRING CANYON (I Cape r— a FAVORITE LAYING MASH nt Had ’Em on Wrong Limb Mrs Nitwit giggled once too often and the head of the during dinne house Insisted on knowing the reason for his wife’s mirth “It’s Just another Joke on the MHs Blank” she told him "We had a TuTimmge sale at our club this afternoon and right In the middle of It In marched Miss Blank with a pair of wet stockings over one arm She said she had rinsed Ahem out hung them over a radiator and then decided she ought to put them some place else since she was going out So she took them down draped them on one arm ami forgot they were there until she gut to the club”— New York Sun SI 60 per G arland -Tr emonton Milling Co Service With A Smile Citixenthip of tire United ‘The Constitution States of America" a book published says on the subby the government ject of a person being a citizen of a state without being a United States Pep citizen In the United "Citizenship States and citizenship In a state are acdistinct nnd may be separately A resident of the District of quired Columbia may be a citizen of the Stntea hut not a citizen of United any state and It would eeein that one might be a citizen of a state without being a citizen of the United States although the authorities differ on this point” The Five Agee of Man I know how to do every“Daddy thing” said the little boy of five I don't know Isn’t north “What knowing" said the young man of twenty “Well trade A I do know my own anyway to Z" said the man of “There are very few matters I am that I am really quite said the man of fifty “I have learned a bit but not much since I was born but knowledge Is so vast that one cannot become wise In a short lifetime” said the man of sorry to say sure about” cw 88 Gas Vico Oil Firestone Tires And Tubes Car Washing And Greasing House Gleaning Time Liquid Duck Back Harness Oil Wax Blue Light Service No 1 1 WLWood Mgr Garland 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