Show THE GARLAND THE GARLAND TIMES THAT A NEWSY RIVER BEAU VALLEY INSTITUTION Every Thursday at Garland Box Elder County Utah Published Wahlen Bros at the Eatered Second mouth the government is his opinion wrong the people are vindictive and the K W K world is ruled by wickedness attempt Publishers Postoffice at Garland Class Matter In August City Utah FRIENDS as 1928 A FAILURE A failure came into my office today He approached me on the matter of insurance which soon led to the thing upper most in my mind Self' He had lost his bureau as had job in a governmental others Weak minded legislators were now discussing annihilating this bureau as one of the it being a department which doles out to the aged and indigent a small amount of relief enough sufficient of the poorest and JJo purchase cheapest food to'sustain life This man is an encyclopedia of information gleaned from books His brain stuffed with data and formula from several colleges At one time rather a prominent man in educational circles Through some peculiar quirk of nature his personality is nil He is emotionless self centered thrifty with a capital T childless and at this time almost friendless In his young manhood he concentrated so thoroughly on preparing for his own comfort in his later years that his name was synonymous with parsimony and many a quip and anecdote went the rounds of his acquaintances his extreme frugality He tookregarding no trou- ble to make friends assuming the attitude like me or leave me as you wish” Cold austere and self righteous he has fallen step by step down the line of retrogress-ion recently having lost his position as a clerk now resorting to the selling of in- - HOLIDAY Fresh surance In WEEKLY FAVORS-HOLID- ' TIMES GARLAND OF THE CRIMINAL its UTAH comers upturned in a pathetic at easy geniality very graciously he statin a high falsetto voice into the office of the auditor Following closely upon his crestfallen exit some seconds later the virile head of that department appeared in his simdoorway and with mincing gait and pering manner faltered “No No GeneApproaching ed his business and was shown There has been more enthusiasm than cures for crime logic Ceaseless demands for more and more vieve Sorry’ laws more and more restrictions have unconsciously been an ally to the under“Lord help me to enjoy the human world If America is a ‘‘lawless” country race its follies as well as its wisdom its it is largely the fault of our lawmakers annoying habit of doing things wrong as 'The wealthiest securest and most ag- well as its noble capacity for standing gressive underworld in existence has be- more punishment than it deserves and come established Recently we have been hoping in spite of experience” K W K treated to exposos of the relations between criminals and police and judges We have been shown how clever lawyers’ A PARADE OF THE UNEMPLOYED aided by technicalities cap save the most hardened thug or murderer from justice There was a parade in Salt Lake the We should have learned by now the utter other day From a window high up in a of more in laws the hope of local office building I looked down on folly passing curbing the criminal' The statute bocks the street below just as the leaders came through their complications are often his into view two men one of whom carried best friends a large American flag My heart leaped Since first that banner was flung to the breeze it has thrilled the souls of those WHAT IS IT? before whom it has been unfurled but from the group which followed this parThat little thing called personality ticular flag no martial music sounded no Some are born with it Some acquire it cheer was heard only a deep ominous The school of hard knocks silence as the line unconsciously dragged wearily along to it and to some it comes not others gives Following the flag bearers they came at all four abreast First walking raggedly With an assumed nonchalance a man came a score or so of women followed by of the latter type stepped into an office men unfortunate men beaten shiftless the other day His face was long and men flooaters and bolsheviks Two of thin and the color of ripe plums The our soldier boys in the uniform of their only feature of any prominence being the country One man carried a small child another led a small boy by the hand the child toddling along dressed in little blue overalls clean but faded from many washings topped by a bright red sweater What varied thoughts these pathetic sights provoke Some few' men in the line carried roughly made banners only one of which I was able to read from my high perch This bore the words “Work or Wages” No doubt many of those in that hushed line would gladly welcome work no doubt many were worthy citizens and should be given employment or sustenof this great ance by the government country where there is plenty of food for On the other hand many were of all the class which works today in order to move to greener pastures tomorrow then some others were those who boastfully world owes me a say living”KWK BOON TO THE HOME OWNERS Modern invention has made few more salutary than contributions to domestic life the automatic furnace ' Such furnaces fed by gas or other fuel have given the once despised basement a place in the sun Their cleanliness econ omy efficiency and automatic control have made them almost as essential as electricity or water in modern homes GREETINGS high grade Candies are always appre- ciated at times like this tx Blue Bell Confectionery IBSS3X53SS Order Your Supply of That Good Today and be prepared for all emergencies Just Phone 23-- J Alfred Michaelis Coal Co ATTENTION” You DAIRYMEN ! pay less for milk by feeding the celebrated PURINA DAIRY RATION $185 Pew Cwt Garland-Tremont- Milling Co on The Store With the Checkerboard Sign gSSSSSSSES!BS3SSSSSS3SSBSSBS3BESS33SSESS3SSMSESSBSSSSSS8B3k We carry Burnsright the Best in Let Us Fill Your Order BESS1NGER BROS ! 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