Show THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH WORDS OF WISDOM Morrow Teaches Mexican Children Miss Fame Is the perfume deeds— Socrates What la done cannot ed — Shakespeare 4 MARY GRAHAM BONNER— — Will Mtvwslu : 'S n THE FUNNY ONE Certainly Saxophone Sc-- "'1 V ' Y:f JLf ¥ i£iev ills Elizabeth Morrow daughter of la thown here delivering her first lesson In whom she Is Instructing English the American to the pupils '”' '""" of Colonel Lindbergh for girls In Mexico City '— ”'" "" Oakland’s Troop of Mounted Girl Scouts i Here la the Shongehon Riding troop— second Girl Scout equestrienne organization after the Investiture ceremonies at Oukland Calif The other the world — photographed Kan Is at Fort Leavenworth HAS MABEL'S Germany Has a Fast New Cruiser sr mmmm Germany's form to the Girl formed anywhere In Scout mounted troop k JOB ' jk Y ri 14 '"If newest cruiser the Leipzig Just after Its launching at It will be one of the fastest cruisers afloat and Is built to agreement of the allied powers sr G Aaron Toungqulst attorney general of Minnesota who has been nominated by President Hoover to be an assistant attorney general succeeding who Mrs Mabel Walker Wlllebrandt r Mr Youngqulat is resigned years old was born In Sweden and politically dry" and Is "personally General a close friend of Attorney Mitchell Ills duties will be largely of dry the detection and prosecution law violators FOSHAY FAILS con- here” the said I Metro- that not at- was she p Grouchy" group The handsome and youthful King Ahmed Zogu of Albania during the national celebration of his photographed fogn Is seldom photographed with his birthday aides King Tongas Twisters to Try saw six long slim slick saplings for sale Stringer Strict Stephen strong snared slickly six silky snakes Sadie Sethernny saw Sandy soaped and shaving Sheila saw a shot silk sash shop full of shot silk sashes when the sun shone on the shop! — The Pathfinder Dry Clesned Johnny— Well as hard as you over those to be level— nmn likes of his own The way to his stomach— what you surpassed Livy by Timid husbands are wearing those pajamus that shriek In ordei to be the Big Noise around the bouse A contortionist hna nothing on the average married couple these days la trying to make both ends meet Those foolish Americans who look upon French money as a Joke find that the French can take a joke And like it a man’s heart Is through Mrs Sarah Payson Heaven sends ua - good t devil sends us cooks— David Gar- A London back to clothes far to go the ting few rick ask a fool then— John may and FAINT DERISION genius Is a A slag where they BU- Y- WOMEN Ninety per cent of all Qf cent of silk 'sold the country In per per t nlture and home goods sold In fur per cent department of all stores per cent Capper's of all Weekly leather goods— Nine times out of ten when asks for a candid opinion heto get It candled of all cent of furnishings FAMILIAR Men blush for their Laws act committed them both less for their primes weaknesses and vanity after crimes hnve been prevention goes before after her II and pale right she V third attack of "says Mrs Turnage a men expects FIBS will" "I obey?" was 1" perfectly klsal" my very first can rely soul" dear on me "Here are your things really go? I’m so sorry!" 1 Must you "Well five dollars then? You have It back on Friday without shall fail" Bird Rafnge bird refuge hos been establa group of Islands off the tip of Florida by executive order of The group conslsta President Hoover of Snake key North key and Dench It will be known a Man or Bird key the Cedar keys bird refuge and will by the biological survey of Department of the United StntP A my little birthdayConnie had flu "Oh you won’t tell a new ished This Utile Girl Cot Well Quick "Just 217 agreed with her “Our physician told us to give her It made some California Fig Syrup her pick up right away and now she Is as robust and happy as any child 1 give California In our neighborhood Fig Syrup full credit for her wonderful condition It Is a great thing for on Agriculture Confucius said that the way to reform society Is to call things by tbelr proper nn roes San Cadwalder St "It Antonio Texas left her very weak act wouldn’t ller bowels had no appetite and nothing Children like the rich fruity taste oTCalifornla Fig Syrup and you can give It to them as often as they need It because It Is purely vegetable For over 60 years leading physicians have recommended It and its overwhelming sales record of over four million bottles a year shows It gives satisfaction Nothing compares with it ts a g(ntle but certain laxative and It goes further thitn this It regulates the stomach and bowels and gives tone end strength to these organs so they continue to act normally of their own Accord There are many Imitations sf California Fig Fyrup so look for the name “California" on the carton to be sure you get the gennlne Flapper of 60 skirls nrc coining hack" "Grandma says she’s too old changes’ BADACHB ? 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Tom— Millions hope fulr daughter a serious and "Obi That not condemned ne who overlooks one crime Invites the commission of another thab madam " CRIME Is place It somethnea takes a yonng married man a couple of mouth to wake' to the fact that he has been hogging an Illusion— Midweek Feature Section of the Chicago Dally News "It suits When a criminal the judge Is a usually Many a man- wishes he could throttle down his wife as he does bis car all laundry cent time ahead of bis only thlug that mokes blush Is rouge About the modern bride gro- ceries Ninety per service not party Is stagger Honesty is the best policy and so la laughing at the boss' Jokes all Jewelry per cent doctor says girls are get-nature Judging by tbe they wear they haven't Police are getting pretty snooty these days When a yonng fellow necks his girl In public the arm of the law necks him A Maybe Mother (at dinner table) : — Johnny are you sure you washed your face? It doesn’t look like that whe1 wash it It la tormenting to fear cannot overcome — Ausonlus No If this speed mania In traveling continues we shall soon take all tb see out of scenery for many things them children” thinking Slwas an glad of that for otherwise she would not have been let In here but she made up her herself quietly mind and promised that some day she would he Important — — enougtr' to he Included- - In the Wilbur Burton Foshay forty eight head of the W B Foshay company of which filed s voluntary Minneapolis The combankruptcy petition In pany's holdings extend throughout the Canada Alaska and United States Central America A short while ago the new Foshay tower constructed to resemble the Washington monument was dedicated In Minneapolis with Secretary of War Good and many other notables present madneaa of Pope Prosperity consists of buying we don't need and owing for few-- Coquetry Is the essential character-Stiand the prevalent hnmor of worn-ibut they do not all practice It bemuse the coquetry of soma Is retrained by fear of reason— could was much She an old composer pretty grouchy can tell you” Minna paying tent on comes to The greatest men sh question now (Volcot and well that understand But she thought It best not to One could terrupt never contradict a Metronome “I keep things up to the mark right up to time I never did have the best of dispositions hut now lliut I’m la the of a his a h anyone hardly uses roe any more Albania’s King on His Birthday Party tho gain The only way to make a car foolproof is to park the fool outside within stay wouldn’t have bad the heart to tell him so "There was an Berlioz" "I'm a Descend- - named beant of That Horn” the Saxophone "He gan happily did a lot of composing and be liked to make all sorts of different sounds Just as our music often Is today He In various fixed up Instruments ways and of course new they produced sounds did he try trick Particularly with a horn Invented by a gentleman named Adolphe Saxe and which was culled the Sux Horn I’m a descendant of that horn am Let none make too much fun of me!” The Saxophone now hurried away He had seen a very new piece of music he wanted to know The Violin was standing near Minna He smiled at her gently "Won’t you talk to me a little?" Minna asked About tmselP’ Minna nodded At "Oh I'in like a person I think tlms I’m sad and agnln I'm gay and dancing When I'm sad I make others feel like weeping But too then I can be Just as gay and fairly I dance over my notes Sometimes and that put a mute upon myself softens and sweetens my tone My real worry Is that I mny be given to some one who Inis no ear for music That Is the worry of every violin "But oh Minna the Joy It Is when I am all tuned up ready for playing one who loves me and cares by some for me and who understands me "If I’m outside the shop I can't play I can only do that here when myself we're all alone and when we use plenty of magic I" "I would so love to hear you" But Just then the Minna begged Plano Stool turned around and the squeaking noise reminded her of the voice which had spoken to her before she came In the shop "Were you the one heard speaking to me?’ the Plano Minna asked Stool “1 was the one” the Plano Stool said in a squeaking voice "I'm sat upon so much of the time that dear Mother IMano let me have that treat Besides I’m the only one left here You see It’s not modern to use piano I’m an old fushluned kind stools now of a thing" Mlnmr' rtnule the Hano— Stool feel happier when she suld that she had a piano stool at borne and of course Minna feel Stool made the riano happy In telling her that tiey considered it a treat to have her In the It was certainly a trent to herl shop Now the Metronome cauie over and "I'm the Monitor talked to her nome Minna should Ovid A man’s character Is often shown by what be considers laughable heroic now be amend- The longest day toon enL— rilny the Younger Minna thought that tha was a funny one In fact he waa the funnleat on in the whole of tho music shop She laughed at he ethe way xpressed himself "I’d like to bear your story" she She told — him meant It too but even if she hadn’t wanted to hear the Saxophone's history ambassador to Mexico and of the "Lopes Cot a" a school Every man own fortune— of MaJdeo gttcura PBIHTY r |