Show THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH WORDS ne makes To make another tongue be you first should You MARY GRAHAM BONMER Vhlllk aW$U NICE BATS A “It Is sad to think that there are so many people who don’t like bats" said Mr But ‘‘It is very very sad" said Mr Bat "But there Is beauty there at the same time" said Mr Bat "I don’t see bow” said Mr Bat "There’s beauty to bats" "Most people don't think so” said Mrs Bat "But I think so" said Air Bat "I think you are beautiful my love "1 think you're Just as nice an old do bat as can be not say you And are old because I think you are old but because I call you old out of affection" "What’s that?" asked Mrs Bat “Is It a Jug or a pitcher or a bowl or something of the sort! "You say that you call me old out of affection I wondered what was out of" “Oh no” said Mr But "you do not understand” And he laughed a good bat’s laugh “Then trust you will explain' It to me" said Mrs Bat “Affection my dear Is devotion or I have affection for love or fondness you which means that I love you and am fond of you and cure for you “So when I said that called you old out of affection I meant that I called you old because I was fond of In a deold and word used the you voted way “One will say to another: “‘You’re a nice old thing Not that the one will mean that theother-old or a thing but that the one will it By ELMO SCOTT WATSON 5 is the anniCTOBEIt versary of a battle not nearly sc well known to as la the average American il 0f less characterized by a number of which features unusual make It one of the most engagements interesting It Is the battle in American history of the Thames fought In Canada on October 5 1813 when American troopR led ny Gen William Henry Harrison defeated the allied British nnd Indian forces led by General Proctor and so Tecumseh The victory Chief added to the military prestige of Harrison as to aid materially In his election to the Presidency by the Whig In that same year party in 1840 candidate for Vice the Democratic M JohnRichard Col was President son who had fought under Harrison st the battle of the Thames and the chief factor In his securing the Demhad been the claim ocratic nomination made for him by his friends that he with his own had slain Tecumseh hand at the battle of the Thames Thus more than a quarter of a century after the death of the great Shawnee leader his name was heard Curiously in a political campaign enough It was heard In that connecAt a tion again half a century later national meeting of the Republican committee in Washington to select a city In which to hold a Presidential one committeenominating convention man during an eloquent plea for the selection of Detroit promised to take the visitors thirty miles over Into Canada to view the spot where Tecumseh "the greatest Indian the American continent ever knew was slain’ That last quotation affords the best reason why the battle of the Thames is notable For the committeeman had the authority of more than one of for bis characterization historian Tecumseh- unquak exiflediy that “He was the most Indian that has ever aptraordinary was peared In history” In 1768 there of the born to Chief Puckeshlnwau Shawnees at the Shawnee village of Plqua on the Mad river near the present site of Springfield Ohio a son who was given the name of Tlkamthl "Crouching mennlng or Tecumtha When Stair" or "Shooting Panther" the boy was velx years old his father was killed in the famous battle oi he Before W Va Point Pleasant had leached his majority he had diswartinguished himself as a fearless rior but one who was more humane towards his enemies and chivalrous than was common among the Indians of that period Tecumseh fought in two great battles of that period against the whites the St Claire defeat and the bottle of Fallen Timbers where Mnl Anof the thony Wayne crushed the tribes The young Shawnee reOhio valley fused to take part In the Treaty of Greenville and gathering about him a band of warriors he spent several years roving about before accepting an invitation from the Delawares and on the White river Hi Insettled This was In 1798 and for the diana High Divorce Rate marriage The chances for a seem according to the In California latest statistics to be about two out of three marriages At any rate dur Ing 192S 46945 couples stepped forth to proclaim to the world that they were true lovers who "never that more should part” and during told the courts same year 14458 their attomejs that It through wouldn't do and that they yearned Feather of tht salutes the historic flag with which the British covered the body of the great Shawnee chief Tscumeeh during the military funeral ceremony after the battle of the Thames during the War of 1812 Tecumseh held the rank of brigadier general In tha British army After the military funeral the Indians took the body down the Thames river and buried it In a secret The flag Is now owned by P place W A Fitzsimmons of Detroit IChlefEagla next few years Tecumseh remained there peacefully occupied In hunting More furseelng than most Indians of his time Tecumseh early In life realized that the red man was doomed to go down before the greater numbers of the whites unless they were stopped So1ip undertook the formation of a greut confederacy of all the Western and Southern tribes for the purthe Ohio river the pose of making permanent boundary between the two races Tecumseh’s dream of an Indian con with the British leader and declining to retreat farther ho forced Proctor federficy was not a new one King Pontiac the to make a stand on the Thames river Philip the Wapanoag Ottawa and Little Turtle the Miami near the present Chatham Ontario had tried the same scheme and all had Even then Tecumseh was not sure failed So perhaps Tecumseh the that Proctor would fight If he could Shawnee was doomed to failure from help It and for that reason the Indian the start but the chances are that his leader took his position at the Junction of the British and Indian lines attempt to hold back the tide of white would have come nearer settlement o as to have a near and direct com with the British leader realization munlcatlon than any of these others had It not been for his brother Hla low opinion of Proctor was im The Tenskwatawa for at the first the Justified mediately Prophet vain onset boastful of Harrison's a charlatan troops Proctor Prophet had little of the greatness of Tecumfled In his carriage with his personal seh In his make-ua few dragoons and some bqt he was s staff and through his mounted Indians clever demagogue As the American broke the British line Procpowers as a prophet excavalry Influence over the tor’s soldiers surrendered as fast at erted considerable It was an savages superstitious they could throw down their a rail fluence which Tecumseh although he and within five minutes after the first must have realized that his brother hot wna fired the whole British force was a faker was glad to use In his of 800 men aas beaten and most of A more severe them were prisoners grand scheme for uniting the tribes The only thing which he could not engagement took place when the forci riflemen struck foresee was that the character of his of mounted Kentucky brother might make him a liability the Indians and Tecumseh who was in as well as an asset to his cause the thick of the fight was shot down And this was exactly what hapAccording to one tradition Tecum While Tecumseh was absent seh bad wounded Colonel Johnson pened with a rifle bullet and was springing among the Southern tribes organizing the them the Prophet forward to finish hla work with hla precipitated when 7 November tomahawk battle of Tippecanoe the officer drew a 1811 and his forces were disastrously pistol and shot the Indian through After the head defeated by General Harrison During the political cam when wae a candidate Johnson the Influthat historic engagement palgn his friends refor Vice President ence of the Prophet was gone forvived the story and made much of this More than that It dampened ever feat most ftf4heirttiaforlha supposed Johnson himself the t It never affirmed or denied the story cause In which they had enlisted and Tecumseh saw his elaborate plans Is true that he killed an Indian under When the war of such circumstances and after the batcrash to earth out Tecumseh 1812 broke tle two Indians one of whom waa bejoined In Canada lieved to be Tecumseh wna found the army English dead there Some of the Kentuckians Nearly all of the war chiefs folaa savage by nature and training at lowed bis lead and the Shawnee head of their enemies believing that one of found himself the nominal more than 700 warriors The value of these Indians waa Tecumseh flayed when dimost of the skin from the body and these allies’ and especially This fact made it into razor strops rected by the genius of Tecumseh la vouched for by reputable historians was Immediately recognized by Genbut It la also pretty definitely estaberal Brock commander of the British forces and the friendship of the two lished that the victim of this example of brutality men based upon mutual respect and white man waa by the With continued until the death not the great Shawnee leader admiration Brock at the battle of a presentiment of death before the of General battle Tecumseh had discarded his Queenstown was a general's uniform and dressed him Brock's successor Proctor So there and self In bis Indian deorskln very different sort from Brock was nothing In his appearance to dislacked all of the qualities which had him from non the high regard of the Indian tinguish any of the other leader for the former British comwarrior dead Chief Blackhawk of the Sacs and mander Despite the eld of TecumFoxes who was present at the battle seh and the 2000 warriors of the al Procof the Thames later declared that lied tribes under hla command tor proved himself such a bungler If Tecumseb’s wan carried from body not actually s coward that the Indian the field by his followers but where be wae burled no one ever learned leader foresaw the eventual trlnmpb Tecumseh covered To this day the site of his grave Is one of the Americans of the unsolved mysteries of American Proctor’s retreat after Perry's decisive victory on Lake Erie nntil disgusted history — Los once more for their freedom Angeles was especially hard hit for were dmpplne while the marriages off about a thousand over 1927 the more than 300 vorces Jumped Hash Daddy I and mother took little Father Mary rose to church When the congregation to sing father and mother Joined In Little Mary who was ihe singing standing next to her father whispered to b'lm “Hush daddy don't sing ao bear you" loud somebody’ll World Brightens th The man who rail Hites good cheer wbo makes Ilfs happier wherever he meets It Is always a roan of vision and of fnltb He sees the blossoming flower in the tiny seed the sliver lin and s beautiful Ing In every cloud In the darkest tomorrow today— Ed win Osgood Grover Catuea of 3aii All men tlat are ruined are ruini-on' the side of their Datura! propwI ties— Burke but others sonlus the truth person hold silent — Seneca with apdisposition will surmount every difficulty— friend's No a prove Fletcher It Is not the disease but neglect of the remedy which generally destroys lIfe—Froro the Latin There Light la the first of painters no object so foul that Intense light not make It beautiful— Emerson Is will It Is good discretion not to make too much of any man at the first because one cannot hold out that pro“ portion — Bacon who differ most from the of their fellowmen are the moRt confident of the truth of their own— Ma ck In tosh Those opinions The devours Mississippi the sea All more wood river five ton of sweeps tons of suspended matter every year into the Important varieties of wheat cultivated enn be traced back to wheat that still grows on ML to blame blackdumnge to crops soys an ornitholo- gist “i 'Next to the United States the counan try with the most automobiles habitant la Ilawail with eight people to each car Bantam Hatched Quail a bantam hen ou the farm of H W Fry Edwardsville Mo is mothering her second brood of quail They were hatched from a setting of waa he when found mow eggs by Fry ing Whitney was pressed Into werv Ice last year after Fry had found oth er quail eggs and had concluded tha' hla hens were too large to hatch them The bantam batched the eggs and took care of the qualt until Before they flew away In the fall they left they had become tame enough to eat from Fry’s band open and Mllllonsjof foreigners dose American doors as they go to and from their homes More than 2000000 were exported last year about 80 per cent going to Great Britain petrified skeleton of a frog may have done Its jumping In the Eocene period was found at s depth of 355 feet by workmen sinking a shaft In the construction of San Francisco’s aqueduct system Men’s Toys Edgar aged eight Imagined him self quite grown up One morning he for and his mother went shopping toys for his birthday Nothing Boomed All too childish to stilt nlm however be said Finally he came up to the clerk and said In disgust "Say don't you keep any me 't toy In this abop?” is also worth) Breezy conversation is apt to ba tinctured with the breath of scandal' It Just them makes some fellows feel chesty to think of the medals coming to' Perhaps of valor faster on ice discretion Is the better parti it can run' merely because Maude dear It Isn’t always posto keep a secret by putting it is a good asset but lots of people hav more of it than they are entitled to You can never tell a mulitltude of sins may show through Charity but some covcrethj bf then If you doubt that there is plenty of oorn at the top ask the man who baa been there and fallen off Blobbs — “Oh clothes don’t make tha man or the woman either” Slobba that why she wears so few F' v t Churches are always fuller In winter than in summer It is easier to mak a cloak of your religion than bathing suit —‘‘Is Muggins— “In spite of being so that tha Puffdup complains world Is all wrong I wonder why” because God Bugglns — “Probably made It without consulting him"— Philadelphia Ledger HERE THERE AND The which Why Liawyeri Suddenly Lost Interest in Cate In able Michigan by death Fortune and of prosecutors — the only Is crime punish- treason Want were tbe names at the North London x And That’s That Need of tbe times: More firesides Enand fewer roadsides — Cincinnati quirer Peter Guthrie Jones the Baltimore historian waa talking about the scam over American divorces that bai broken out in Parts "It seems" he said "that French lawyers and court officials were takto push these divorces ing bribes Who laid bare the scandals? through American Because they lawyers were horrified at the sinfulness of No It was bethis cause these cheap Paris divorces save divorcing Americans a lot of money at our American lawyers' expense A Wow Exterminator that lawyers are expenWon’t Kill Uveetock Poultry sive That is tbelr main character Doga Cota er even Baby Cblcke A ebap stood up In an Amert latlc een be oaed about the Sotnebwn or poultry can court one day to answer very yirdwiLbaboluteiifetyuitcofiUiniMiiM4tf it mid of Squill recomserious embezzlement charge mended by Ue 8 Dept of Acricnitura tmdto which intortt nuiliiHUt "‘How Is It' the Judge said to tht ContuiMt pfotew killed trtnfth Two ctmt S7f rate ot Axkut— hlm Jthat you have no lawyertede-fen- Stitifaittti Hondrcdi ol other tcatimoniJt eld on m youT Goar antee Inert upon th oOiul Squill nun "The chap answered aunator 75c Lnrenda (four time “‘Your honor as soon as they M much) All $100 piract If dealer Ox Springfield O found out 1 hadn’t stolen the money you would touch the esse’ none of them —Detroit Tree Press dal Kill Rats Without Poison Q Walled Up cat which bad been beneath the concrete Imprisoned church In the process of steps of was rescued by the Philconstruction had Workmen adelphia 8 P C A left the steps at the end of day complete save for a low opening In front It Is thought the cat crawled In during the night and was Imprisoned unintentionally by the workmen the next day when they finished the steps KILLS'RATS-ONL- Pasty An Whitney Wanted III ' An ounce of prevention a pound of remorse Bible today so ‘strong or so la not afraid of (bat somebody Is I I No used before cormorant a year The flsb In now Is happy and trouble or WISE AND OTHER WISE SCRAPS There than ever if who goes about he had never been the only one who No man Is great that he somebody and a woman The blindness of men Is the most effect of their pride— La dangerous Rochefoucauld ' - Farmers are apt and owls for done by rats Call" The man wishing that born Is not regrets IL a friend till he shall friend — Beaumont and fame barometer the human mean sunshine and mean frst If you would bo content never borrow lend money dodle plication Manlius hinny a college owes its Us football team In smiles frowns forgive many things in nothing In yourself— Au birds really “Let Ua Go and to his the Wild Ilermon be so fond of the other that he will say It in Just such a tone of voice that the other will know It means devotion “Did you notice that I said you were a nice old bat In a very nice tons of voice?" "I did" said Mrs Bah "Well" said Mr Bat “of course I do think you are right In saying that my thoughts were rather sad but that people didn't think we were beaut! ful or that they don't think we are beautiful Is something I do not bother about T don’t care for people the way they think I do They think I admire their hair and want to fly Into IL “As I have said many a time I did not want to be caught In s trap — par tlcularly a trap of hair “Oh no— that silly saying has been used too much and too many people believe It "But now my love let ns not talk about the things people think we do “Let os go out and call on out friends before It Is time for a long long long sleep "You look so well and our friends — glad “They have such a nice dark house Our cave Is “How I do hate lights fine for the daytime for a home because it la dark too have chosen a "Onr friend Dice sleeping place under the corner of an attic roof “But In the dark evenings we can enjoy ourselves and have a good flying party and a good chat” “ves” said Mrs Rat “let us not waste onr time In talking about those who don't like ua "Let us go out and call on our friends who care for us and who give us a good time and who don't say “ ‘Oh do see the horrid bats’ “No onr good friend say “ ‘See here come the nice bats “ 4i I H FH BRAINWAVES WISE MEN OF the freeman whom free — Cowper Is I emaciated More Thaa Enough Sammy (aged seven)— Mamma hatfe some more puddin'7 Mother — No Ssmmy you’ve enough Sammy enough Answers — But I want sStmsaslaIiafG AU Winter long Mamlamae CBautr-CHatde— TwiiH gaada— Gerg—u a Moaataia Caaep Views The tmandwrfui dssart assrr a the Waal SpladM had r Tre Fwnteermaoaene PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM can mother I don’t want too much — London Y Health Giving Brut? 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