Show THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAn OUR COMIC SECTION D Events in the Lives of Little Men y ' CTAKT jour breakfast with a heaping bowl of crisp Post Toasties in milk with fruit —and you’ve made a grand start on the day what is people need In the morning Energy Food is the flere in Poet Toasties the Wake-u- O golden LinJ of energy that gets to ly It’s called the Wake-ureason! work for yon quickFood just for that And it’s so good for boy and girls and grown folks because It is so easy to digest They all that ust delicious take to wholesome j naturally corn flavor FINNEY OF THE FORCE Tumble the crisp flakes right out of the package into the bowl — they’re easy to serve Don’t forget— there’s just one way to get the Wake-uFood Ask your grocer for Post Toasties— in the red and 'yellow wax wrapped package Too Great a Reward rosTuja co a raw r me battle 53 ckbee wich 0 1929 P Co Punished for Short Skirts Willing to Work Short dresses worn some of the Way oa Ocean Linen maidens of Buchan by Czechoslovakia Women Modern women bear the call of the as do their ad Just as Insistently venturous brothers judging by ship ping companies’ long waiting lists ol seeking Jobs on ocean liners Hundreds of applicants for position? nurses ts stewardesses conductresses manicurists hairdressers and shop at tendants on shlpltoard present them selves to shipping companies weekly Many of them are women of good and with a lore olrth and education of travel but who cannot afTord worhi tours and are willing to work theli way in order to get them Shipping officials point out however that shipboard Jobs are so strenuou? and exacting that there Is no chance for the woman who takes them as means of cheap travel getting to so much of the world while she Is work tng In a liner sea were spell for the severe responsible In Europe So declared cold the preacher of the Buchau church recently He announced from the pulpit that a spirit appeared to him and explained about the weather and the acdresses fils pious congregation of the phecepted this Interpretation nomenon and on leaving the church after the services set upon four girls whose dresses were particularly abbreviated severely beating them until the police rescued the girls Lucky Mua Father — So you're finding that martied life can be difficult? 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