Show TIMES THE GARLAND UTAH GARLAND Ax As Englishman Set's Or- - American Humor also entertained a Mrs Bettcnson at a bridge few friends In the evening refreshments party Following bridge were King and Kinghts Spring Canyon Utah’s Best Coal r Alfred Michaelis Coal Yard Bell Phone 23 Utah Garland J BLUE BELL Confectionery OUpLINE OF CHRISTMAS CANDIES IS COMPLETE-Come in and inspect them J LET US HELP YOU If Yous Should Burn Would you have adequate insurance if YOUR property sliould hum tonight ? Somewhere every minute— day or night v FIRE INSURANCE li p4 protection It is too late to secure adequate tion after a fire has occurred protec- NOW is the time! 'K V" ini John J Shumway Phones: Bell lt I — V iM mt:' M T W INNES fibr': ! I T S D D L BETENSON Phjsican Bank Dentist tr-- i St Vt tkirc ktt f j ' r Both Fhonee Residence Bell 64 Farmer Office flours I a m to J p m S Building UTAU 'rV Telephones I’tah Garland Bank Building M D and Surgeon GARLAND Arnnteun fluim" “It is well renernlred As a shin’ng example of American dry humor he offers this: to he In A stranger who happened one of the New England states being doubtful about Ms exact wheieubouta met: he whom one asked some “Can you tel! me how far It Is to O GEO NYE and Instructor of Plano Vocal Band Instrument W all PAINTER PIANO TUNING A SPECIALTY For Appointment Call Paper and K EXPERT PLASTERING AD Louis Petersen Barber ft “Well the way you It’s about 24U1KI miles around and go the about a mile and a also mining §&&& UTAH frc CHAS J TRIBE THE BARBER The Beat Plan for a True Garland Boy to Doll Up UTAH Tremonton Banking Tremonton Utah answer of American Another characteristic declares Lord Aberdeen is a subtlety w blob suggests an Innot always too obvious but which creaies amusement even before A “perfect specior without analysis men” of this particular type of humor over-- " 'conversation Is" furnished by henrd hefween two men “Do you play golfr asked the one “No but I can’t give it op" answered the other A Good Place L far a Have Your Harness Oiled $125 Per Set At ' Good Balreat WE SPECIALIZE CENTS Mc’s ON LADIES HARNESS " HAIRCUTTING AND SHOE SnOP r ' i ORIAN PETERSON DAILY PERMANENT ON MONDAY WAVING OF EACH WEEK ppobtmt Call BUSS TO DEWEY ANY BUSS SERVICE AT TIME TO ANT PLACE PRICES REASONABLE Bell Phone 60 and Res DAILY - E ALLRED Prep Boots and Shoes made to order TREMONTON W - UTAH GETZ E Expert Eye Testing WATCHES-DIAMOND- S JEWELRY- t Tremonton 4 i Santa Come In and Inspect Them Toys and Gifts for AH and Hyrum Jensen Furniture Bolivar Well Earned Title of "Liberator” who was born at Simon Bolivar Hardware Co GARLAND UTAH J Caracas Venezuela on July 24 1773 has been called the “Liberator" In recognition of the heroic part he played as a valiant soldier and a wise statesman in gaining the Independence of Venezuela New Granada and Bolivia lie was a m m of good birth and lib-During a visit to Eu ernl education with the passion rope be wis c’ for freedom and resolved to devote to life liberation of South the his In America from the yoke of Spain 1S19 he became the first President of the republic of Colombia and In dictator of the 3S24 'was appointed newly formed republic of North Peru known as Bowhich was afterward livia after Ms name Unable to control the warring factions amt broken In health he retired Into prlvnte life and was preparing to leave the country when he died of fever at San Tedro near Santa Marta on December 17 18110 Yell Relieves Dizziness Attacks of sudden dizziness while flying in an airplane can sometimes be relieved by giving a loud yell emitting ns little breath as possible naval flight surgeons declare This forces blood into the smaller veins In the region of the head An aerial “Jolt often enuses the Mood to leave the veins temporarily resulting In a sensation of dizziness During certain maneuvers at high speeds a decrease in a blood supply to the brain max the effects cause fainting although vary with the Individual Yelling contracts the abdominal muscles the pressure head and chest muscles and forces more blood toward AirCi It the Truth? the the You Face Wintery Winds A Cap Serves You Best Always plenty of good Styles here to choose from $135 $195 $225 Coombs ard and Presson Co Utah Garland ’ Some people seem to feel bound to discover family resemblances between nnd their parents children “How much like you your little girl Is Mrs Brown” remnrked an acquaintance who met them on the street one afternoon “How odd that you should think so” replied Mrs Brown “She's my first husband’s child by tils first wife" “Indeed At all events I don’t think I’m wrong in saving your little boy Is the Image of Mr Brown" “He's my son by my first husband Mr Green!” es Well good afternoon M rs “Ah Co CITY SHOE REPAIR Sb are now going but it you turn otlmr way It’s half” was the :—I Thought As he wns passing under a ladder up to the windows of a rereaching cently built house the Irascible colonel was struck on the head by a large piece of putty lie seized the putty In one hnnd and racing up the at sirens of the house entered the room from which It had been thrown He win confronted by three stalwart navvies “Who threw thla?" he cried angrily the biggest of the 1 did" retorted three “What are ye goln to do abnlit It eh?" “Oh I Just thought I’d return jour putty”— The Scotsmen ¥r Work Guranteed GARLAND Shop GARLAND B GLENN Largest Line Of T oys and Presents for rrTnrrnir On Second dWTxf' that the typi- humor of America Is usually of the dry quality” he says disavowing any connection between his assertion and a certuin amendment to the Constitution cal j Brown” Uif Farmers II Bell ill a devotes tiirics uud auecdotea Lord Aberdeen a general of Curmdu r to “Samples of humor sort of ference Fielding Notes Garland Business Directory jrxd 4 Bear River 129 proprietors Saturday Mrs Blanche Woods of Farmington at Fielding Is visiting relatives On a recent Elk hunt Ezra Packer Henry Hess Owen Johnson were successful each one securing sin elk Mrs P A Justenson has been visiting at the home of her daughter Mrs Ralph C rover Utah Garland Mr and Mrs Frank Fraizerof Fort Colins Colorado Mrs 8 H Bingham of Ogden and Mrs Joseph Law of City were guests during the Brigham past week of Mr and Mrs Fralzer of the Garland Hotel daughter Ogden on Bank Building r Mrs W R Van Fleet returned SunIn Ogden day from a few days spent with her daughter and family Mr and Mrs Ernest Jensen Mr and Mrs Frank Wood announce the marriage of their daughter Isabel The marriage to Mr Claud Allrerd took place Wednesday Nov 28th and Coombs Mr and Mrs Geo day with family spent Thanksgiving Thomas Mr and Mrs Harper and family of Brigham City Mr and Mrs Ole Peterson and Mr and Mrs Earl J Holt and family spent Thanksgiving at Ogden thetr gave The Fielding Primary annual program Nov 23rd It was a great success from all standpoints The hil was well filled and all acts went off in good shape All the children of primary age In the ward took part Dwight Smith of Holbrook Idaho Alice A Smith Is visiting with Mrs and Mr and Mrs Joseph H Smith Vlrgina and Nora Smith spent Thanksgiving with their parents Mr and Mrs J H Smith Mb and Mrs John H Laub and In were Gertrude visiting flames are causing losses to property which should have ADEQUATE STOCK ar and one Those prereleased from the board Jack sent were Messrs and Mesdamea Garret Lewis Lillywhlte Alva Rhodes Wllford W Richards P J Limb John Mlllen Peck Nathaniel Gam Benson Mrs Ezra Packer and Mrs Nate Tonight tl Orian Peterrn Clarence AuUi Jimmy motored to Snowvdie tills week on business son day The Bee hive Girls entertained their mothers Jast Tuesday at jhe homeof j J Holt Those their leader present were Della Coombs and Mrs John Coombs Fay Standing and Mrs Farnsworth L A Btandlng Carmen Rhea Johnand Mrs Leo Farnsworth Orpha son and Mrs James Johnson A Wood Zelda Hess and Viola Holt was furnished by the girls program were served after which refreshments Mrs Ole Peterson was guest The Primary Stake Board were at the home of Mrs Clara Gam In honor of Mrs Albert Grover and Mrs Charles Last who are being TTATDRIG GS Manager r served Mrs Rose Manning and sons Hugh trip to and Alfred made a business City Friday Biigham f In his bool Me At T(‘!1 fxiier Utah intelligent Dogs In the board room of King’s Colpicture lege hospital London hangs of two fox terriers bringing a colli Tb Incident octhere for ireutment well authencurred In 18ST and Is ticated The owner f the dogs was Mr Hunt a well known bookseller Ills explanation of the d"g’ sagacity was that they lived so neur the hospital they must have seen peoide who had met with accidents taken there for treatment and they used their benefit of their for th knowledge 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