Show t THE HARD NOT TO MAKE A GUESS Does Not ReAeylum Superintendent veal Name of Last Relative to Visit Lunatic but We Know It FOOD THAT IS SALINA CALL SALINA UTAH FORBIDDEN race possees so many laws of food lating to the consumption do the Jews Shakespeare make No I re- as Kutab Minar at Delhi say "I will buy with you sell The lunatics tore up and down the with you walk with you and so white beach they howled and leaped but yill not eat with you in the blue sea dulte like sane peo- lowing drink wlih you nor pray with you” ple and the trait of being very particular "They enjoy the summer outiug at as to what food they eat is still chareur shore’'brauch'’ the superintendent Jews acteristic of the present-dasaid “Undoes ’em good poor dUbs! The large number of these Mosaic "It’s a funny thing about a lunalaws with regard to the eating of food tic’s relatives There are reliable sta- is and dissomewhat unconventional tistics about the way a lunatic's relabut concerting to modern Hebrews tives stand by him more than 90 per cent of the Children “The relative who Btands by a luna- of Israel still stringently adhere to all tic least who stops visiting him in the dietary laws that Moses ever the asylum first of all is a brother made The next relative to drop oft is a Animals not slain by a ritual wife That sounds hard but it’s true must a shochat called Don’t count on your wife if you are slaughterer not be eaten by Jews neither are Next husgoing to become a lunatic animals without parted hoofs or bands drop oft A little truer than cloven feet or who do not chew the wives husbands are but only a little cud consumed as food by Jews The Next fathers abandon the lunatic' pig is not eaten by them because Next slsterB it does not conform with all the above "One relative never abandons him essentials till she dies or be dies she comes Only fish with scales and fins are regularly on visiting day bringing un- permitted to be eaten according to derwear and ties cakes and tobacco Hence the Law of Moses oysters — provided lunaof course that the crabs shrimps and lobsters are not tic's a male If it’s a female this eaten by Jews relative is equally faithful And even It is very peculiar to note that a the Jew must not partake of milk or anyas sometimes happens though poor mad creature hates her curses thing possessing the essence of milk her tries to strike her when she visits until four hours have elapsed after him she still remains faithful When eating meat or anything connected her visits cease they cease for only with meat— I e meat pies sausages one reason— death etc This law as written in the Old “Nor do I need to tell you which Testament Is very different for Exorelative this one Is" dus xxiii 19 says: “Thou sbalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk’’ Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children but the Jewish tradition has ordained teething softens the gnins reduces Inflammathat the mixing of meat and milk tion allays pain cures wind college a bottleshould be prohibited birds amongst Only a very few Sign which is the dove are allowed for “is this feast to be a mad revel?" Jewish food “Guess so I can see the champagne have Eminent modern physicians bottles foaming at the mouth” corroborated the boast of the Jews that they are very healthy because of The Tender Skin of Children their dietary laws but it seems very Is very sensitive to heat Use Tyree's Antiseptic Powder for all summer skin strange to other people that a whole affections It quickly affords the little race should abhor good old bacon and sufferer relief 25c at druggists or ham sent free by J S Tyree sample BEAUTIFUL CHURCH IN PERIL Chemist Washington D C — Adv with a Rockefeamong us compared ller or a Carnegie? “Poets are rated incredibly low here As I reclined in a hammock poetizing on a farm lawn last week and asked the a tramp approached farmer’s wife for pie in Derbyshire Ashbourne church “She gave him pie and while he one of the most beautiful in England I heard a snatch ate they conversed and visited by thousands of tourists of their conversation “ ‘You say you used to be a poet? every year after withstanding the wear and tear of centuries is prosaid the woman to nounced “ ‘Yes’m’ by architectural experts replied the tramp ‘That's This be in danger of collapsing how got my start’ church known as “the Pride of the Peak” has many interesting associaNot Disorderly have and Boswell Johnson “So you have been to the art exhib- tions there the former describworshipped it?” ed it as "one of the largest and most “Yes and I found several Whistlers churches luminous that I have seen there” in any town of the same size” Its “You don’s say! Why don’t a guard tuneful peal inspired Moore to write put them out?” — Birmingham “Those Bells" and George Evening Eliot made Ashbourne “that pretty town within sight of the blue hills” At the Railway Restaurant the Oakburne of “Adam Bede” and “What shall I order for lunch?” to the church as “the finest referred “Since you need iron in your blood mere parish church in the kingdom’’ why not order some railroad frogs?" NATIONALISM Post Toasties for Lunch Appetizing these some and wholehot Summer days No cooking — no kitchen hot Ready to eat direct from the package — fresh crisp and dainty Serve with sugar — and fresh berries or cream Post Toasties by Grocers LIFE IN THE CONGO TEAPOT HALL AND FEET National characteristics are apparupon every part of ently impressed the body even the feet are found to vary with the nationality The French The Spanish foot is narrow and long foot is small and elegantly to its Moorish blood — corresponding to the Castilian’s pride of being “high in the instep” The Arab's for its high arch foot is proverbial The Koran says that a stream of water can run under the true Arab’s foot The foot of the without touching it the Scotch is high and thick says Family Doctor that of the Irish flat and square the English short and her When Athens was in fleshy zenith the Grecian foot was the most formed and exactly proporperfectly race tioned of any of the human Germans and Swedes Norwegians the have the largest feet Americans the the are the at WITHOUT A Queer African Lung-Fis- h everywhere Improving on the Idea “Is that amateur musical organization moribund?” “It’s worse than that It’s as dead as a door nail” by sitting Pa Explains what does mean?” "That is merely an for a little chin music run along and play” “Pa Italian word Now son Up Against It may be persistwoodpecker think he's beaten this time" he “What's trying to do?” “Drill a bole into an iron trolley “That ent but I pole" Mean Man “Papa I want an ice cream sundae" “All right dear remind me of It again this is only Tuesday" The Kind You Have Always Bought of Castoria that applied to the publio announcement manufactured under the supervision of Chas II Fletcher for We respectfully call the attention years— the genuine Castoria see Castoria when to that the wrapper bean of fathers and mothers purchasing When the wrapper is removed the same signature aphis signature in black pears on both sides of the bottle in red Parents who have used Castoria for and their little ones in the past years need no warning against counterfeits imitations but our present duty is to call the attention of the younger generation to the great danger of introducing Into their families spurious medicines It is to be regretted that there are people who are now engaged in the nefarious business of putting up and selling all sorts of substitutes or what should more properly be termed counterfeits for medicinal preparations not It therefore devolves only for adults but worse yet for children’s medicines on the mother to scrutinize ckwely what die gives her child Adults can do that for themselves but the child has to rely on the mother’s watchfulness Genuine Castoria always hears the signature of THIS is the caution been SO He Had Observed The teacher was giving a test on the of foreign money in America it was little Harry’s turn she value When asked: “Harry how much is a guinea worth In this country?” Harry smiled and answered: “A dollar and a half a day"— Everybody’s Magazine WgSKlToIilDB'Affi Thousands Have Been Relieved by the Genuine WAY EAR DRUM PAINLESS AND INVISIBLE Write us and we will tell you a true story how Geo P became Way the inventor deaf and how he made himself hear This interesting book IS ABSOLUTELY FREE Metamorphosis “The King changing into a carriage drove through the Cattle section" A characteristic example of kingly tact — Punch Royal They Probably Will “Women's skirts are to be ever the coming season" don’t care let ’em rip" “I than Not “Now I am master!” “Yes but you own for WAY EAR DRUM and SCHERER BUILDING engaged” MICHIGAX fulFTPills The first dose often astonUhes the giving elasticity of mind buoyancy GOOD DIGESTION regular bowel and last DETROIT my Not Always soft answer turns away wrath” “Well Jim Jones only got madder told him when he was mushy” Washington’s population by only 361 COMPANY (THE GENUINE) Long twenty-on- are tighter 709 Increased year W N Salt olld flesh Price Lake City invalid olbody 23 eta No T: Selected Pickles' Nature’ finest put up like the kind and all your trouble saved This extra' quality ia true of all Libby’s Pickles and Condiments and there is real economy in their use RAZOR Jamaica the negroes some of are great dandles in their way a soap out of cocoanut oil and lye and a fine soap it is smooth and fragrant This cocoanut-oi- l When a soap Is used for shaving man wishes to shave in the morning ho starts out with his cocoanut-shelIn shorn make brush and a cup and his donkey-taibottle lie goes to a convenient pool In the mountain stream where the water is still and there is his mirror He breaks his bottle on a stone and Then picks out a good sharp piece and behe lathers his face profusely gins to scrape away with his piece of glass which works almost as well g? a sharp razor Queer Struggle “There is one extremely odd thing which happens often in summer" “What Is it?” “That there should be such a hot time over the price of ice" “A smallest SHAVING man LINCOLNSHIRE Native agriculture in the Congo is of the most rudimentary type A piece of buBh adjacent to the village is selected and the smaller trees and tangle of vegetation cut down and left to dry which they are burnt Manioc bananas and plantains are then planted after a perfunctory hoeNature surface ground ing of the does the says British Consul in a report' Rotation of crops manuring and deep cultivation have no place In the farming regime and what labor is required is usually provided by women The only Industries prosecuted by the native resultin ing production exportable those of rubber and products gum copal collecting palm oil manufacture and hunting which has for its In the village of Dalderby which is objective ivory of the elephant in the parish of His methods in all of these are of the now Incorporated Scrivelsby Lincolnshire there is a crudest as is also the method of Hall” tracting the oil from the palm fruit cottage popularly called "Teapot against a backcrude and wasteful the valuable Inner standing picturesquely nut being Invariably thrown aside and ground of fine trees and interesting as belonging to a type of which exIs wasted Equally undlscrlminatlng It is built of his chase of the elephant he traps or amples are very rare two or of straight crutches spearB regardless of whether it is trunkspairs of trees which extend from young or old male or female of comthe our corners of the house to the mercial value or not and which support the e the frame work being furTHREE FEET ON ONE LEG The ther strengthened by breadth and height of the length A heifer with three house are alike nineteen feet and perfectly formed feet on the left fore- the walls are of wood intertwined with leg was a freak discovered at a packtwigs or branches and overlaid with Fort Worth Tex by Dr mud or plaster The low roof is ing plant Louis of the thatched with straw and from the Inspector United States bureau of animal Induspoint where it ends gray slates reach to the ground This kind of boat or try The heifer was sold to the packIn an ordinary shipment keel shaped house used to be called a ing company of cattle The deformity was not dis- "booth” and “Teapot Hall” is about covered until the animal was slaugh- the size of a fourteenth century tered The three clustered feet were "booth” According to local tradition perfect in detail the cottage is five hundred years old and sometimes fruit Post Toasties are thin bits of Indian Com toasted to a golden brown Acceptable at any meal — Sold Getting Cloee to Nature “This Is an interesting moving picof frog culture” “Yes and if it were a talking moving picture we might even hear the frog’s creak” rest respected” said Arthur Stringer the poet and nevelist “What ice does a poet cut unmarried young for ture after Climbing Up “Art in 'America is not married" A NATIVE ing it” Young Man Took Warning “Charles” said a sharp voiced won an to her husband in a railway car “do you know that you and I once had a romance in a railway car?” “Never heard of it" replied Charlea in a subdued tone “I thought you hadn’t but don’t you remember it was that pair of slippers I presented to you the Christmas before we were married that led to our You remember union? how nicely they fitted don't you? Well Charles one day when we were going to a you had your feet up on a seat and when you weren’t looking I took your measure Hut for that pair of slipdon’t believe we'd ever been pers took down his feet from Immediately More Hygienic Gravy a seat "Stray Shots” the weekly paper by the inmates of the military offers tlilB THE RIGHT SOAP FOR BABY’S prison at Fort Leavenworth mild suggestion to the cook: “If the SKIN gentleman intrusted with the task of the making brown gravy to accompany In the care of baby’e skin and hair steaks served at this great culCutlcura fais the mother’s Soap inary center will take the trouble to vorite Not only is it unrivaled in read a few lines in any old cook book and refreshing fragrance but he will discover that it is impossible purity Its gentle emollient are properties to use hot water and produce lumpless usually sufficient to allay minor irriif he has any spark of symgravy remove tations redness roughness pathy in his soul ho will realize that and condisoothe sensitive chafing uncooked flour Is the bosom friend of tions and promote skin and hair A little regard for the Indigestion health Assisted generally by Cutlgreat regiment that feasts here should cura Ointment it is most valuable In furnish comfort in the consciousness the treatment of eczemas rashes and of duty well performed” infantile eruptions Itching burning Cutlcura Soap wears to a wafer often In Prospect Availability outlasting several cakes of ordinary “I fear I am not worthy of you” soap and making its use most eco“Never mind about that Between nomical mother and mywelf I Imagine we can Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold — effect the necessary Improvements throughout the world Sample of each Chicago News Skin Book Address post free with card "Cutlcura Dept L Boston"— Ad Plea wonders of India le the Kutab Minar of Delhi Among the architectural It It a sandstone tower 238 feet high and was begun by Albak general and slave of Mohammed of Ghor as a tower of victory tome time The Iron Pillar which stand near after the latter’s capture of Delhi In 1193 It It solid shaft of wrought Iron about 24 feet high dating from 400 A D It was brought to Delhi In 1052 by a Rajput chief of the Tomaras Desperate Remedy From the roof of a building the a park stranger looked down upon whose spare grass scraggy shrubbery and stunted trees were almost trampled out of 6ight by a human mob that surged round a speaker’s platform in the middle of the park “What’s up?” said the stranger “A suffragist riot?" "Worse than that” said the guide “The park grass has been in a bad way for several months and a local politician has called a mass meeting of the citizens to discuss plans for sav- Impossible Startled he looked about him "My legs are comfortable" he muttered I can get “My knees aren’t cramped the kinks out of my calves and even lean back a little My line of sight is unobstructed Why not only can I I can also hear everysee everything thing! I can retire to the foyer without disturbing 15 people cr even one out— l'ni eo comfortable sitting here that I’d rather stay just where I am These lights — she music — the scenery — all look real yes they strongly sugWhogest reality — but it's impossible ever hoard of a comfortable theater? I must bo dreaming” And doggone it that’s just wliat he was doing — Masses Spanish Olives Every one from Seville long famed as the home of the world’s best olives Only the pick of the crop is offered to you under the Libby label Either the Queen or Manzanilla variety V or Pimento Stuffed The American of the Natural History recently received from here pictured It was f living deeply sunken In a large clod of earth been part of the bottom of a stream A opening was left through which the fish secured Its supply o for breathing Soon after the “cocoon" was placed In tepid water the broke Its way out Scientifically speaking the belongs among that lived millions of years ago Gambian region of colled up In a kind months before had Museum Africa of a cocoon Insist on Libby's Libby McNeill Chicago & Libby |