Show THE SAUNA CALL By O N Lund SAL1NA I BRITAIN’S BAD LUCK WltH AIRSHIPS Jr UTAH 1 Writer’s UTAH STATE NEWS The engineers and surveyors oi Utah county have taken steps to or ganize A population of 123000 for Salt Lake Is the estimate made from the latest city directory just Issued Blood poison the infection starting from an ulcerated tooth caused the death at a Salt Lake hospital of Henry Foster of Vernal Thomas Morphoy 18 years of age ommltted suicide in Salt Lake by drinking a solution of cyanide of Ill heatlh was the cause potassium Pioneer day was generally celebral ed throughout state the appropriate and elaborate programs having been prepared in nearly every city village and hamlet Kate Gorley 21 years of age employed at a laundry in Price had her hand drawn into the mangle injuring it so badly that the doctors are afraid will be necessay amputation During a heavy thunderstorm at Plain City lightning struck a barn on the farm of William Kenley and the building was completely destroyed by Are entailing a loss of $400 W B Hammond proprietor of the Lake hotel in Salt' Lake was perhaps fatally injured when his automobile turned turtle and he was pinned under the machine his back being broken The Mr son of and Mrs James McNaughton of Heber while playing with a revolver shot and killed himself the boy being found in a dying condlton by his X Deserved Tribute to Ge of Dickens nius Well Called Greateat of All Writer Who Have Written Novel With a Purpose— Llvlig Authors Under Obligation to Him 110 Cupid TROflEAT Alt Himself Could Not Arranged Things Better This Couple Have for "When do we start on our honeymoon?" I said to Mollle ' "You mean theirs” said Mollle “1 wish you wouldn't be so pouting careless some one might thiqk— " I replied “Of course" somewhat Edwin Pugh the English writer in a chapter on ‘‘Dickens’ Influences” in hotly “it would be a terrible thing the London magazine the Dickensian wouldn’t it for any our to think that says that it was Dickens who taught we are going on our fcjjeymcon? You I wouldn’t go on modern novelists the trick of easy needn't be alarmed characterization Before Dickens a honeymoon with you for — ” “Wait till you’re asked! You have there was no one who could embody no a type in a few irrelevant and so ail right to talk to me that way" “Well! You ought to understand the more striking peculiarities Most when you and I are making all the arof the immortal people in Scott and Fielding are strongly and definitely rangements for the honeymoon that drawn hut any one of them insists Cyd and Bess are going to take it is Mr Pugh might have changed minds perfectly proper to refer to the affair That’s only the business way with any other member of his class ae ours It’s customary" without much loss of individuality All of putting it tomor“We start on our honeymoon Thackeray’s gentlemen are perfect row at 8:15" said Mollle conevening and so is Sir Leicester gentlemen the ceding point by conforming to the Dedlock a perfect gentleman but he Is also a perfect fool Dickens revolut- rule "It’s a funny idea” I said shuffling ionized character drawing when he showed Mr Pickwick sliding on the over the railroad tickets and reservaice Only a genius could have pre- tions “this making honeymoon arfor others Mr rangements When I was served Pickwick's dignity in those a boy — ” slippery moments "You stupid! You’re way behind the “Dickens was himself” says Mr times Your trotting is enough to conPugh “in Borne tort in some direcGreat Britain has had a lot of bad luck with dirigible balloons the latest example of which la here Illustrated tions an Imitator There are pas- demn you anyway Don’t you know The admiralty recently bought a airship from the Astra works In France and on Its first trip that the bride and grocm sages in his earlier novels that are nowadays the mechanism failed and the dirigible came down in a badly buckled condition are too busy even to see each other for pure Fielding! The very plan of Pickwick was borrowed from that form of weeks and weeks before they are marpicaresque romance most popular at ried And as for talking things over SHAFTS OF FRANCE COSTLY ‘the beginning of the nineteenth cen- - and making plans—" “That’s I never would marry Government Completes Inventory and tury The names of some of his char- you" I saidwhy calmly “I couldn't bear to acters hark back to the Restoration Valuation of Many of Ita Fabe parted from you so long Now let’s dramatists and Dotheboys Verisopht' mous Monuments Leave Gambling in Fashionable West BLOWS HIMSELF TO PIECES Melchlzedeck Howler and MacStlng-e- go over the whole itinerary these might well be the names of Grand Central at $:15 arrive Niagara End London Heavy Parle — AD Americana who know mother following morning from these — ” Lover Uses in some comedy by Con Despondent Dynamite ParlB will be Interested the result characters in James Cooper believed to be in"Never mind that Here’s the Cap In an Attempt to End Hla greve and Wycherly Dickens brought of a curious ’ inventory Just taken by sane attempted suicide in a cell in Life bis genius to bear upon detail also wedding program which is much more the French The objects government the Salt Lake city jail sawing at his Many Women Are Victims — One Lose check that off first — Let's important in and such names as Micawber Quilp monuinventoried were the natlpnal 'Trousseau Money Sent by Her Faushers’ pins ties wedding ring rice throat with the lid of a tobacco can Colville Wash — John Bechler a ments Dolly Varden Chadband and Joe France actual cash ther In India — Fine Free but was discovered in tiirte to preblacksmith and homesteader of Crys- value ofofeach has beenThe to name but a handful of the church cards acknowledgments” figured out so lucky Meals for Loaers She held up a stack of envelopes vent serious injuries being inflicted tal Falls was found dyrlng on a lonely now bag he achieved that rare effect first time it is possible for the ‘I’ve written them ail out for Bess Charles Cropin trail near the home of David Steel a for the visitor to this about 20 years of of blending sound with meaning country to realiLondon — An investigation already — only one or two in fifty know Lake by the farmer livlfcg in White six ze when he stands w’hich is the essence of poetry age employed in the Knight Woolen Louvre before the Standard has produced abundant evi- miles east of Colville An examinamill at Provo had his left arm caught “Dickens was if not the first at her handwriting You see I know who the Pantheon or the Elysee palace tion disclosed the fact he had apparIn the mixing picker with the result dence that a certain area of fashionleast the greatest of all writers who will send presents and at the last moexactly what sum of money it reprement I fill in the article You know have written novels with a purpose that the hand and wrist were crusheid able London is infested with gaming ently exploded a dynamite cap with sents You cannot write a novel nowadays nowadays it is correct form to acknowland parts of the hand entirely cut off establishments some open from early suicidal intent figures are stupen- with a edge your wedding presents immediIn and Last fall he went to Pennsylvania to dousMany of these t) early morning purpose without acknowledgRobert McGregor a rand hand 24 afternoon Huge aB they are they repreListen — around St James’ street visit his sweetheart whom he discovYou can be as ately ing a debt to Dickens sent merely the brick and mortar years old was landed in the county Sackville Piccadilly She read from ‘one of the envelstreet Hyde Park corner ered through a correspondence subtle as you like but you can never agen- value at Randolph after he had building and monument and Sioane street the gambling hells cy He said he had received assur- "as of each outdo the subtlety that Dickens dis- opes: robbed the Bank of Randolph official to if” the report quote flourish My Dear Mrs Gander: Large sums frequently are ance aB soon as he accumulated played in his treatment of Bradley “there were a question of constructiof $1500 and led a posse of thirty expended for suitable accommodation of you to send Headstone money they would be married in ‘Our Mutual Friend’ that'It was just too— dear ng them at the present day without men a merry chase over' the moun- In one instant a young officer living edough Of all the lovely He has been sending her money it Is charming you can be as smart and witty as you tains toward Wyoming near St James' palace was able to said at the rate of $25 a month an taking Into account the value of the like but you must go to ‘Our Mutual things in the world it was just what we elte” k might be added of the Nor most their let his flat for £20 ($100) a night for more as his means would to Eight houses were wrecked needed complete our happy and borrow those inimitable permit fro Iceless value of the contents of the Friend’ little home contents swept away and the lives of six weeks' he himself going to live his earnings as a blacksmith but for And no one else thought drolls Eugene' Wrayburn and Mortiof it several weeks he has not heard from buildings forty persons imperiled at 3 o’clock at one of the hotels in Northumbermer Is no auLightwood There As a result of this Inventory living the "With a heart full af gratitude for afternoon when a cloud- land avenue her and the silence worried him ApWednesday thor who is not under a load of obliwhole value of the national monuof parently he lay down placed the dy While there is no suggestion burst sent a wall of water and thoussincerely And it is usually your sweet remembrance ments — from the Louvre itpelf to the gation to Dickens Bessie Dimpleton ands of tons of rock and earth down cheating at these places gradually the mite cap attached to a fuse a of this mir- yours appreciation least valuable one in the list— the meand is of both winners losers At this moment the doorbell rang Freeman’s head' applied the match an capital acle that at last wins the superior gulch In Lower Binghanf — 1795245-49morial Marshal to is Ney of days fasting absorbed by the ‘’kittles” or percent- results j After weary and scornful of and a messenger boy lolled in Mollie francs or roughly $359049301) young person ’ Aknost the whole side back to his allegiance Of tore open the envelope during which time nothing but water age of the “house” The most valuable item in the list la Dickens Several girls who recently made was blown off He was The wedding's al! off!’’ she shouted those superior old persons who don’t Mrs and medicine passed her lips not the Louvre but the famous forin detwrt and their when found young society many read Dickens never did and never “O! Isn’t this dreadful! Bessie’s aunt Kate Simmons Hunkin died at Pay mer royal palace at Versailles which to in women be are He has no relative! found — eon in her Her ill- marriedof the year as a building alone is worth over will there Is nothing to say but what died this morning from heart disease gambling houses Dear from the east about s: Marchioness said of Dick Swiveler: fell in the park Awful! What shall ness was such that she could retain three $144000000 Bond street Some of these young took up a homestead we do? Church engaged flowers orno food since shortly after Memorial The Louvre and what is left of the They are ‘dead all but”’ women are very lucky but the unac- to the Colville sanatoria dered tickets bought— 0! O!” Tullerles and day $56874400 represents countable possession of large sums of "Cyd will never pay for those railWhen Actresses Were Rare A serious stabbing afTray occtfffed the famous Paris opera house money often results In trouble with MISS GILBERT AND road tickets now upon which I have One could it seems rebuild The victim The success of the French revue at at Price on Wednesday the mother or husband advanced the money” I said somefor the same Pantheon Metcalf is in the hospital with the "Old Mogul” is in marked contrast what F One case in point is that of a man practically the "I wouln't like to reYork Heiress a? $15000000 Nf to the reception given to the figure while the Luxembourg is worth a deep knife wound in his throat occupying an important post in India first mind cynically him of it he’ll be so Future Hic(4ind Leaving Pair upset" and the Elysee palace the French players to appear in London '$1025000 another on his head and his alleged Last Christmas be sent his daughter Bi Ih Surf Of course not It’s dreadful for you residence of the president of Paris a in 1629 Their visit was an utter failMetcalf says £250 ($1250) to enable her to buy the assailants are in jail ure It was notable however for the to dwell on such a sordid thing1 $94 7000 he was robbed of $55 by the two men trousseau for her approaching marPalm Beach Fla — Since the debut paltry Think of your going to him and sayNot so long ago a Frenchwoman innovation which was the ing! — important him 'who stabbed riage Accompanied by her sister the of Miss Gilbert she has been an idealright on top of the heartrending The disappointment: state fish and girl came to London on a shopping ist Her pictured hero was smooth millionaire desired to buy the Arc de chief cause of their unpopularity F W Chambers ‘Come now old felOn the way they called shaven with classic features and hair Trlomphe which Napoleon built to luckless troupe introduced actresses low you owe me $80—' by expedition accompanied game commissioner his victories under the and first celebrate time for on on took the who cousin sisters a two the English stage will leave Salt Lake Aucurling over the left ear five deputies Mr) Ren- - which "Seventy-nindollars and forty Prussians into conmarched lunch to offense a for the restaurant to all cents” I The giving Just gust 1 for an extended inspection trip versation "You corrected never were to Paris turned on card playing and and remove it on the ground virtuous and persons in at figures of the state Outside the city other Mollie — (except one" that it interfered with the view from a desird to this town”— wrote Thomas Brande re- good the expressed fifI the will added party and deputies join mentally) her bedroom window She was in- flecting the spirit of the playgoer of of the places where gamtMing see "How can you go on this way when teen days will be passed in combing was one formed that the arch was not for sale that time who was used to seeing we’re carried on in all of this trouble the state for Now Suggest! it appears that the monument boys take the female characters Suggest!” "Nothing is easier” said the cousin A a Salt Laker and a C Cooley would cost her stands as it I have a ‘flutter’ These “French women or monsters have myOccasionally “We’re not in trouble Mollie’ I sug1911 graduate of the Utah Agriculrather" were “hissed hooted and self" tural college has been appointed farm "Any one would from the stage” The first gested obediently In half an hour the cousin was deep This is in a “chemin de fer” The two sisdemonstrator for Colorado move against this prejudice was not think to hear you talk that we were HUSBAND HER’S THE IDEAL a position in which that state however Five years going to get married” long delayed ters soon followed her example and “What’s difference the so far as the with the federal bureau of within an hour the trousseau money later another French company came to Home with the object in had disappeared Five Nights a Week and Car- London with woman players under practical details are concerned! farm management and a note for £85 Wherever ries Wife’s Photograph view of aiding agriculturists on our were received Haven’t we got a wedding and patronage royal ($125) signed by the widowed sister Hs Goes hands? CabCaterers! Florists! C H Ingham Jr 49 years of age was in the hands of the "house” The "with good approbation” at the cockmen! Railroads! Clergymen!” an employe of the city street depart- lxmdon cousin was unable to help so pit in Whitehall Colo — The ideal Junction "We are stalled prand with one ment was fatally injured at Salt Lake there was nothing for it but to write certainly the ideal as and husband wife they I grand ceremony" AH we home The mother sent an angry letreplied when the team attached to the flushBottle That Come Handy should be have been discovered by need ie a bride and groom Let’s ading wagon he was driving ran away ter and a check for £300 ($1500) all “The last International Congress of vertise the Rev Mr Marshall Pennesfleld take copy They’ll at the One of the horses kicked Mr Ingham she could raise at her bank A day or an evangelist of Chicago The Brewers omitted one important item newspaper offices up to nine o’clock: home two the later sisters returned in the face and he fell under the Parter says he spent the from their statistics on beer” said a ‘Wanted for noon Rev Mr — ’” and tearfully confessed that the £300 wedding wagon the wheels crushing him wise old seaman last three months visiting with more “They neglected to How can you be s flippant had gone In an attempt to “Stop! held Two and likewise up highwaymen of the bottled in the face of such a than 100 families in different parts of state that The wed0! calamity? robbed John H Hammer former pro recover the first amount an to in find the endeavor found drifting the country about messages in O! O!" ding has been postponed indefinitely oceans and bays Ideal husband and wife are sealed up in prietor of a gambling house of $2500 Then something really happened The wife of a member of parliament worth of diamonds within a block oi is not because This Te ideal husband according to the beer bottles a Mollle to cry I (Of course the main business district of Ogden is known to bave squandered in card beer bottle Is more seaworthy than hadn’t began Rev Mr Parter thinks of bis wife meant to have it or four times the £400 far) work On Hammer’s refusal to hold up hit playing three He any other kind but because twice an hour when at it Is I got up and shut the doorgo I that husband receives in reran back hands one of the thugs beat him ovei ($2000)for her handier spends five out of seven nights each and took Mollie’s I his to hand his services turn country gatheiod up the head with a revolver butt week in bis wife's company “People who send messages adrift as much of Mollie as I to losing She has confessed could in both £1450 either from necessity or fifn are more arms He carries her picture in his watch Representatives of the Utah Fue ($7250) since the end of last year for skilled bottle are case likely to have a beer looking company lying Another woman who frequents a gam"Don’t you know I sweetheart” around a than bottle in his wife he to or milk leaves He kieses assist when labor building seventy-sivinegar oraing house close to the Brompton “that we must get married in additioi so it’s whispered coke ovens at Sunnyside for bis office in the morning and at bottle or ginger ale bottle destitute and has in their place? Why it’s Fate don’t tory is practically the beer bottle that makes the voynoon and agtn when be returns from to the 650 now in operation there the brokers in her home at the present see All the time I’ve been it is? you work age” The company also has in course o) time Miss Gilbert and Her Fiance loving you to distraction and trying erection ten cottages t “These the shaw card houses are not my best to conceal my real feelings has few of these ideals but deaccommodate the increased Dance Once Religious Ceremony popula worst places in London for gam- spite this fact The idea of our getting married and ANCIENT JON of host of a supplanted tion blers” said a well known broker "In suitors in For thousands — of years in all having to be parted from each other y winning of the hand of F Nelson resident ol some private houses the stakes are ex- the most the Horse Who Has Served 29 stages of the world as far back as so long beforehand was more than I beautiful society belle in Cavslry suicide SunBrigham City committed ceedingly high whereas in many reghistory has any record of men and could bear And to think that here’s New York’s Four Hundred Years in Four Regiments Gets in ular gambling women have danced together places lots of punters day afternoon by shooting himself and a wedding all ready for us and that Life Vacation seldom win or lose more than on gay occasions and on sad we won’t have to be alone the mouth with a 38 caliber revolver £5 Wills Body to Science parted any beOut of that the punter pays The deed was committed at h!s home ($25) Leavenworth Kas — Old Jon the occasions at festive and at religious forehand— why it’s almost too good to Philadelphia Pa — The will of Miss five per cent and haB a good supper ceremonies be true and it is thought he was temporarily horse Think dearest it'B our at Fort LeavenLucy Hunter Bird the wealthy Wash- favorite cavalry free all aland his drinks In the is was There — it almost exinsane beginning noon" filed for proworth after serving 25 years has ington society woman ways a table covered with cold meats bate here instructed that her PerMollie looked up at me with shinclusively a religious ceremony Following an illness of three week? body been retired to the fort’s reservation and raised pies Sometimes oysters be to the medical profession for to the regret of all officers The ani- haps the most ancient on record is ing eyes but her head still remained lrom typhoid fever James Franklin are provided also cups of soup and ex- the given of science dance of the Jews established by on my shoulder the in the use served mal Fourth oi Sixth 68 old has former chief Fender yedrs cellent wines kind' of drink the Levitlcal law to be exhibited at "Why in the world” Ninth and Fourteenth cavalry she Capt detectives of the Ogden police depart and table water Every sighed is to bo had The their solemn feasts Also is the "couldn't you have said all this beFortune Killed Him W T Johnston of the Fifteenth cav ment died Sunday lie was formerly loser of £10 50) also gets his supArion Belgium — When told he had airy Issued orders prohibiting anyone dancing of David often quoted and fore?” anc one of General Cvhter’s scouts per and drinks without Stop won $200000 in the Charleroi Exbibi- - from Just as If you didn't know!” I whisclaim every psalm ' driving or In any way many historians riding one of the best known detectives it the present lot of gamblingcharge and there’ll tlon pered but not loud enough for Mollie lottery a brakeman earning $14 molesting old Jon in his well earned once possessed and was accompanied the United States be others going within six months a month here fell dead to hear— T L M in Life by a distinct and sacred dance retirement from active service BIG STAKES ARE I TIXi "jail 'I OF HIS ART fl retirement V |