Show THE S ALIN A CALL By C N Lund SAUNA PANAMA CANAL AS A MECCA TOURISTS FOR THEN ALTHEA' Jr UTAH rS® UTAH STATE NEWS ' and Merchants' The new Farmers Savings bank has begun business at Logan ' Paul Poulsen pioneer and Indian warveteran who came to Utah in March 24 1854 died at Ephraim Governor Spry has Blgned the bill $50000 for Utah's partappropriating icipation in the California exposition la 1915 Owing to the reported condition of the smallpox situation In Brigham City it has been s’ald that the board of health df Wlllaru has quarantined against Brigham More than 100 dairymen met at March 26 to perfect an Balt Lake to benefit the designed organization The delegates present producers about 150 producers represented The governor signed the general six bill after vetoing appropriation ap- Items In the measure carrying to $43500 amounting proprlatlons bill of total $2848 the leaving the ' T i v HIS of the state road commie 'are already Informally consider plans for the construction of the trail for Utah link of the Midland which an appropriation of $50000 Is available Sufficient funds have been raised to bqgli the work of parking Tabernacle The neglected consquare In Ogden dition of this block has long been regarded as an eyesore by the progres- - 4 Members B) V sion Ing citizens Every passenger steamer that arrives at the Isthmus of Panama canal Is a magnet that Is attracting Americans by tbe thousand- The viewing the Culebra cut at Its deepest point GARIBALDI IS Six Republics Quietly Wondering What He Intends to Do Next IN discharges photograph US a horde shows of tourists a crowd the visitors for of ary continue to live within the for mer limits and save the Increase' “If you find it difficult to save go In debt for a home or undertake some other obligation In tbe way of Investment that will compel you to save” Mr Huntington declares he has alretired from busiready practically and political missions He diplomatic has an eye for revolution like a hawk In the sky Just after the Madero raised his banner of revolt ness Garibaldi apagainst Porfirlo Diaz “I shall give little personal attenRisked peared True Soldier of Fortune-H- as with eight comrades on the tion to my investments here nor to Life In Half Doxen Ware and Esborder and offered his services to those In the east which are practiOrozco the bandit leader caped— Fought With Bulgaria— cally as large as my interests here” “FH have none of you” growled said ha “For illustration I scarcely Gen Orozco’s Exploits Orozco “You’re too clean” bother my head even now about tbe to Insult That’s an a soldier on the ship building plant at Newport News New York — Some folks say there But the eight started a revo- Altogether I have em- about' 6000 Is no such thing as luck Tom Car- desert ter stepped ofT a curb the lution of their own — against Diaz other day— and died ’Gen Joseph against Madero against Orozco Soon were to make strong they Garibaldi risked hie neck In six wars enough Garibaldi took Juarez and and wag never scratched What’s tbe terms Madero made him his chief of staff answer? “Back Felix Diaz and Huerta Garibaldi is In town just now Coinwall” advised Garibaldi g against the tbe rumor comes from cidentally now— to prevent the south that the revolutionary pot Is “Kill them on the fire in six South American re- deaths of hundreds later on” He might But Madero would publics That may have something have saved himself not his adminisand to do with Garibaldi’s presence here tration If he had taken the soldier’s and It may not In any event Gariinstead of listening to the dlq at Ogden baldi is one of the free lances of for- advice champion own his tates of ' of W N Cobla bn gentle heart Then a tune one reads about and rarely sees (TwhetriaT went on to Garibaldi and ' Tripoli charge of first degree murder for the He has just returned from tbe war In and where not — and anow Bulgaria alleged killing of J N Morris post- Bulgaria where be had an Indepenhe’a back In town in dent command Before that be was master and bishop of Rosette Six republics wonder why cblef of staff in Mexico— western Box Elder county has been Madero’s until the latter part of having fought his way to that posi- SAVING postponed LEADS TO WEALTH tion by metaphorically April tweaking thd nose of Bandit Orozco the most danof Hicks Mr and Mrs A George gerous foe to established order — any Henry E Huntington Ship Builder Spanish Fork celebrated tbe sixtieth Men — Asserts Young Should Invest of their marriage last established order that Mexico holds anniversary to Compel Thrift Before that he sat In a black cell In week A large crowd Including all the children and most of the grand- Porto Cabella for seven months at Henry E Huntington Los Angeles— Henry E Hunting-tochildren were present to share In the Gen Castro’s order while he filed at of New York and' Los Angeles ployes in my eastern enterprises but his manacles with the bit of tin that festivity who Is at e of retiram in New York I do not the I had once age when been tbe top of a can of to a vacant Drugged and smuggled ing from business as rapidly as posbeans And before that spend more than an hour a day in my Roderick house In an automobile that’s tbe story that must be sible but whose fortune of forty or office” But of James Marston general manager Mr Huntington’s famous painttaken up item by Item Garibaldi is fifty million dollars will keep right the Pueblo Copper Mining company of on working for him said that the ings rare objects of art and almost the grandson of tbe great Garibaldi was robbed of $600 Puebla Mexico runs In tbe habit of saving paves the road to priceless volumes have all been the liberator bandits in Salt Lake Garibaldi blood Fighting by automobile wealth No doubt tbe Garibought by himself and In New York Thursday night Mr Huntington believes that this Is either as offered for sale there or baldis are In earnest In their wish to Sarah Madame Bernhardt sold free tbe world fron) the bonds of an age of great opportunity for young brought over under options subject to bn the streets of Salt tyranny He newspapers There is little question that men and this is his recipe for suc- his approval when he saw them Lake on March 28 tbe proceeds to none of the Garibaldis has never depended on agents and likes any of cess: “Save a little every week he used In aid of the flood sufferers When hel will not In Europe If the buying the ruling families and that all the salThe first copy the great actress sold ruling families would be grateful if you get an Increase of wages or fever seizes him brought $100 the local lodge of Elks paying that sum John Robert Twelves for many years a prominent citizen of Provo and widely known throughout the state' died March 25 Lawyer Whose Life Was Saved Forty Mr Twelves obligation which I could not fully reYears Ago by Defendant’s Father was one of Provo’s pioneers having I beg of pay during his lifetime come from England Reclprocatea where he was you permit me now to discharge that 8 1844 born on November debt by acting as your counsel In tbe forof trial Mo— Kansas The City What Is perhaps the highest price present matter" mer State Senator Ernest D Marever received Tbe letter was signed “J I Shepby the state for acretin for alleged misuse of the mails In herd” or irrigation age under a reclamation the promotion of an electric railway was received week when last project has which of romantic one feature the state land board sold forty acres ITS AGE IS TWO CENTURIES judge jury and spectators are In igunder the Piute project for $106 per norance By the side of the accused acre CeleBoston Mast man in the federal court there Bits Eliot School The people of Provo are preparing brates 200th Birthday— Has Occustout grayhaired dally a against the possibility of the city beman with a “fighter’s jaw” bis chief Four Building on Site pied ing flooded by the Provo river There counsel That man !s Jacob I Shephas been an unsually heavy snow In herd of Fort Scott Kan and be Is Boston— The Eliot Grammar school the canyon lately and there Is danger paying a debt of gratitude of 40 years’ of Boston held exercises in celebrathat it may cause a serious rise In of the rounding out of the section standing the river It was 40 years ago that Dr Solon ond century of Its existence The More snow has fallen this month In Martin of Marshall Mo while driving school waB founded In 1712 when the Utah than in the corresponding month along a country road came upon a sturdy fathers of colonial Boston votof any year since 1885 208 Inches at school the north tent where a woman sat beside a sick ed to establish a General Orozco The having fallen up to March 26 child end of the town to accommodate the record for February shows that 237 some one would push the Garibaldis “Do you know where we can find a growing population in that section Inches fell which exceeds the Feb“My son off a dock Into particularly deep wa- doctor?’ ’asked the woman One year later the little edlflde was of each year since ter ruary snowfall But mostly this Garibaldi completed and Us doors thrown open fights Is dying” ' 1899 "I am a physician" said-DMartin Incidenbecause he likes fighting The school Is the oldest elementary The Utah County Merchants associ- tally be has been rich from time to "We’ll do what we can But you’ll school In the city and the second oldation has been organized at Provo time Money never lasted long Also have to get him out of this tent and est free school of any kind with the object of forming closer re- when the map of the world seems Into a house where he can have conThe original building lasted through the period of the revolution and was lationship among the business men of sure of surreptitious alteration Gari- stant care” he added after an exambaldi is one of thosd whose where- ination of the child the valley and to create business not torn down until 1792 The sec"We’re abouts are pegged by various secret driving through the country ond building lasted until 1837 and the conditions that will be advantageous “We third persisted until I860 when the Tbe map is gradually chang- to Kansas” said the woman to both tbe merchants and the buypolice Garibaldi of- have no house and no means" ing public ing color thesd days present edifice was erected All have “I’ll take care of the boy” said r fered to' land 20000 Italians In TripThe second annual electric show occupied the same site which Is with“You Martin and oli own we’ll ahead at and their go armed expense in a stone’s throw of Christ’s church which will be held In Salt Lake durto send him well month or and In you guaranteed fighting wheys Paul Revere’s lanterns were will be un- equipped ing the fall conference The Italian government re- so” der auspices of the Electric hung Show men The boy was taken to the home of the offer The Many famouB men received their elgovernment company and the Utah Electric club fused men mighty badly but It the physician and kept until he had ementary education at the old Eliot end preliminary arrangements are needed Then he was sent to his school among them Edward Everett didn’t care for any Garibaldis He recovered being made 600 Greeks from New York to parents who were making themselves took the famous statesman and orator and John P Christensen of Brigham the war In the east at their own cost a home In Kansas Rev Samuel S Smith author of horticultural City has been appointed Now he’s back in New York after the former state sena- “America" The last quarter of a cenWhat Shortly Inspector for Box Elder county to suctor had been charged with misusing tury has seen great changes In the pot’s on the fire? ceed Carl Issacson Mr He’s only a youngster In years — a the malls he received a letter bearing section of the city where the school resigned Christensen Is president of the BrigBut he has been a Fort Scott postmark scant is located and today 90 per cent of ham City Fruitgrowers’ association at war for the past seventeen years ‘Forty years ago” the letter ran the pupils are the children of Italian and a man of wide experience In hor Between times be has filled In with “your father put me under a great and Jewish Immigrants tlculture of Weber The county physician cobnty reports that smallpox Is practiin Weber county cally unknown and that there have of Ogden disbeen but few cases of contagious eases during the winter "struck on the back by a stone which frost loosened In a quarry near Salt Lake Dominic Oavaro 20 years of age an Italian laborer received Inurles of such Berlous character that be died within a few minutes The Ohio society of Salt Lake comprising about 350 former residents ol has undertaken the task of raisOhio ing $1000 or more for the relief of the flood and fire sufferers at and elsewhere in 6hio Although pinned to the mat after minutes of fast wrestling Jack Harbertson was declared the winner on a foul In his match with Henri Irslinger the English PROOF German Greek 24372 slve JOHN MARRIED Into ConCalled Godmother sultation Solves Serious Problem for Young Woman Fairy WAS CONVINCING Printer Who Had Spelled Name Correctly Walter’ Easily Wins Case A small unkempt man rushed Into a Greek restaurant and soon became engaged In a heated altercation' with one of the waiters Wildly waving two small books of cards printed like to he began pressing clubs tickets shout with a strong German accent: “You ordert dese carts an now you don’t take dem!" Attracted by the disturbance the head waiter asked the cause of the small man’s wrath He stated his showed the cards and shortgrievance ly after was paid "What proof was there that the waiter had really ordered those cards?” asked a thoughtless spectator “Ample proof” replied a man sitting near by of those cards “Everyone bore the 'waiter’s name correctly It’s a Greek name and probspelled ably contains at least sixteen letters Do you suppose that ‘Dutchman’ could have gotten such a name Into type If It had 'not been spelled for him by the man who bears it?” Muffled Knocker “Let me see your handkerchief a moment dear what a lovely one It must have been when it was nice and clean!" “One of your old friends was asking me about you the other day Milt Says he ’Is that blamed old alive yet?”’ “Isn’t It curious old chap how spiteMiss Bigham ful some people are? asked me the other day if you weren’t I said no — on' the a bit bow legged probably contrary you were quite knockkneed” “Doctor F’ve always thought you If you would look really handsome wore a full beard” "Why Squinehley you don’t look day older than you did 15 years ago when you borrowed that last $5 bill of me" The Relentless Fray ” “What is the latest news from the scene of battle 7” asked the war correspondent “Two opposing parties have met In the same town” replied the breath' “The generals less courier are now playing a game of California Jack to decide which shall go into the news reports as the one whose troops met With great loss” TRYING had been The fairy godmother called In consultation “You see godmother” explained Althea “it’s like this: There are two young men who seem very fond of of me and I am so fond of both them that I find It hard to choose" “Such things have happened before" said the godmother drily John when Anyway "Perhaps comes to see me I think it Is John And when George comes to see me I think It le George” “But “I see’’ said the godmother don’t you feel a little more confidence In one than the other?” “That’s It godmother Now when Fm out with John In his automobile Fm always grabbing at the steering wheel when we come to a dangerous part of the road When I ride with That still George I sit perfectly looks like more confidence in George doesn’t It?" “Or else It looks like more anxiety for the safety of John" replied the and she put on her hood godmother and took her cane and went away Three months later Althea married John — Cleveland Plain Dealer USUAL INDICATION "Has thought Grace finally given up of marrying?” “1 guess so She has taken all bridge” Stopping the Waste “John!" shouted the lady id the midthe night John snored a bit louder and turned over “John!" said the lady with Increasdle of ed emphasis ( “What Is it?” grtmted John “Get up The gas Is leaking’!' "Aw put a pan under It an’ come back to bed!” One Had to Go "Your wife Isn’t entertaining as much as ahe was" She hasn’t any social secrei "No tary now” “How’s that?” yon “Why she had a secretary smiled know and I didn’t like her My wife saw me at her sweetly to us had One of go” Out of Style The attempts of mortal art to depict divine perfection pleased not of the gods overmuch but Venus was particularly restive" “1 hope” exclaimed the mother of Love “that people won’t think I look like that Milo thing with her hips of or earlier”— the eleventh century Puck His Whereabouts A lady was looking for her husof the and inquired anxiously band "Do you happen to know housemaid: anvthing of your master’s whereabouts?” "I am not sure mum” replied the careful domestic “but I think they are In the wash”— Harper's Magazine PAYS DEBT OF GRATITUDE His Opinion of It you that poem I wrote?” "I read " “Yes” "Well I'm going to send It to a The rule is to write on magazine only one side of the paper Isn’t It?” “Oh It won’t make any difference whether you do or not with that poem Clara — George said he could never reconcile blmself to anyone but me Maud — Why he’s been reconciled to at least four other girls all the time Le has been engaged to you And Then the Deluge A young Canadian went to London laBt winter and was making a call a very pretty young woman upon whom he had met there for the first time “Do you have reindeer In Canada?” asked the young lady "No darling' he answered “at this season It always snows’’— Answers Tipped Off by Arson Trust Townsman — Yes sir we’re aiming to have the best fire department In ' these parts I reckon Stranger — What’s the latest? Townsman — We’re goln’ to make ’em practice two days before each fire by heck— Judge - Baseball Lingo “Several young men have tried to that heiress for me this entertain evening but still she seems bored” “Well what of It auntie? Do you want to put me In as a pinch hitter?" One of Hie Faults have Mrs Peck— I must say you I more faults than any other man ever met Peck— Well you have plenty yourself Mrs Peck— There you go again— ways changing the subject when I to you talk to faults al- try The Greeks "Isn’t 4t funny?" "Shoot” "The Greeks didn’t Olympian games “Say on" shine "They fornia Pelican I do but—” In much In the America”— Cali- Modern Marriage “You ought not to marry so You might do much better by eariyj w&lfrj lng" “That has been arranged for ma! If I ever get & better offer Harold! L not to oppose a divorce” “What Shades of Feeling Is the sentlmenf of met such defeat party that r “That the sew at the polls Isn’t sentiment” statesman who makes “That Is pathos" replied tbe distinctions |