| Show r T- COUSTIPATIOii INAMRAL days Munyon'a Pills are ualilce all othor cathartics They coax the t liver into activity by gentle methods they How Became George Washington do not scour they do not gripe they do net President Federal Hall in weaken but they do New York City start all the secretions of the liver and stomach la a way that soon puts these organs in a FALSE STORY OF JEFFERSON healthy condition and corrects constipation Munyoa'a Pills are a tonic to the stomach liver and nerves They invigorate instead of weaken “Simplicity’’ of His Inauguration a they enrich the blood instead of impoverMyth Traced to English Writer— ishing it they enable the stomach to get all Jackson Fairly Mobbed by the nourishment from food that is put into Motley Throng Price as cents All Druggists OF FORMER YEARS er laxatives at it The Man Who Put the By EDWARD WEBSTER From the very beginning of the nation inauguration day has generally been a day of display and festivity (or the people of the United States times at national conditions though have made 1( an occasion more solemn than Joyous But always the Induction of a new president has been a noteAGENTS— Don’t accept another setsey until and interesting event you writs (or free particulars about aur ra- worthy cial oftr on easy Milne household article When George Washington was inQood until Maroh 16th Bis profits Ads Sue deity Co set Emplra Bids Boise Idahe augurated the first president In 1789 New York was the temporary capital and It was there Some hotels are like the place of the young nation took place after where the pavements are made of that the ceremony General Washington had ridden from good Intentions — no fire escapes his home at Mount Vernon In what was much like a triumphal progress Only One “BROMO QBINfNE Look That is Li I a n V a BROMO QUIN INS Welcomed to New York W UROvlfl Cur Cold for th JgitAtur of at Elizabethtown Point 6c in Om Itofi Cum Grip in Two Daft Arriving N J on April 23 he entered a barge Winner rowed by 12 pilots clad In white “Did you get any of that bargaia and passed through the Kill von Hull ribbon T" Into New York harbor whlch was full “Yes” answered the college girl of all manner of craft gaily decorated “I ten bucked the line for and loaded with cheering crowds The proudly yards"— Purple Cow Spanish man of war Galveston broke out the colore of all nations and Just aa Good fired a salute of 13 guns to which the — me Girl lemona hot American Thirsty frigate North Carolina reBring ade sponded a Innkeeper — Haven't any mlsB but Finally on April 30 all was ready the beer is warm — Fllegende for the inauguration Washington was escorted to Federal ball then the capitol which stood on the site of at Wall and the present Bright Work “I have here a handy article that Broad streets The streets had been with waiting filled since sunrise sells for 10 cents” began the caller inand the enthusiasm was crowds “Dbn't want it" snapped the woman "I didn’t think you would buy it” tense In the senate chamber Washsaid the caller as he turned to go ington was Joined by Adams Knox “The lady across the street told me Hamilton von Steuben and a few othyour husband never gave you any ers and all of them appeared on the Robert R Livingston chanbalcony money” "She did eh?” exploded the woman cellor of New York administered the “Give me five of those things you are oath and cried “Long live George selling My husband gives me more Washington president of the United there broke out money in a day than that old cat gets States” whereupon a mighty tumult of cheering in a month” — Exchange Reand the noise of cannon to the chamber Pressenate turning POLYGLOT ident Washington read his Inaugural address and the history of the United States under the constitution began Jefferson Story False If you are a good Democrat no doubt you believe that Thomas Jefferson rode unattended to the capitol on horseback tied his horse to the fence and was Inaugurated with less ceremony than would attend the taking of office by a keeper of a dog Such Is the old story but it pound is pure myth and Is first found in a book of travels in the United States written by John Davis an Englishman' Davis asserted that he was an of the simple ceremony which he described' but it has been EEelnFEET H Look for This ture on the Label when huyln ALLEN'S The Antiseptic Powder for Tea der Achinc Feet Bold every where 25c Sample FRER Address ALUM S OLMSTED Le Roy N Y - Jones talk” “Well he says he understands erything his baby says" Head ! l ti CLEAR Bookkeeper aw HEADED Must Be Reliable The chief bookkeeper ' in a large business house ih one of our great Western cities speaks of the harm ' coffee did for him (Tea is just as Injurious because It contains caffeine the same drug found in coffee) “My wife and I drank our first cup of Postum a little over two years ago and we have used it ever since to the entire exclusion of tea and coffee It happened In this way “About three and a half years ago which I had an attack of pneumonia left a memento In the shape of dyspepsia er rather to speak more corMy rectly neuralgia of the stomach ‘cup of cheer’ had always been coffee or tea but I became convinced after stoma time that they aggravated my I happened to mention ach trouble the matter to my grocer one day and he suggested that I give Postum a trial “Next day It came but the cook made the mistake of not boiling it sufficiently and we did not like It much This was however soon remedied and now we like it so much that we will never change back Postum being a food beverage Instead ef a drug has beeff the means ef banishing my stomach trouble I verily believe for I am a well man today and have used no medicine “My work as chief bookkeeper In our Co’s branch house here Is of a very confining nature During my days I was subject te These nervousness and the blues’ have left me since I began using Postum and I can conscientiously recom-- ’ mend It to those whese work confines them to long hours of severs mental Name given by Postum exertion" Co Battle Creek Mich “There’s a reason" and It is explained In the little hook “The Road to Wellville" In pkgs Ever read the above letter? A new 'one appears from time to time They are genuine true and full of human Interest Adv Chief Justice White that he was not In Washington at the time The Inauguration of Jefferson which marked the defeat of the Federalist Hamilton Washington party of Ad&mB and Jay was the first to take The newly esplace in Washington national tablished capital then but a few months old contained only 3000 Inhabitants many of them negroes the houses were mostly butB and the streets muddy roads The big event was thus described In the Philadelphia proved Aurora “At March of March 11 1801 early hour on Wednesday 4 the city of Washington presented a spectacle of uncommon animation occasioned by the addition to its usual population of a large body of citizens from the adjacent districts A discharge from thq company of Washington ushered In the artillery day and about one o’clock the Alex an O wfo J andria company of riflemen with the company of artillery paraded In front of the President’s lodgings At II o’clock Thomas Jefferson attended by a number of his fellow citizens among whom were many members of conHis gress repaired to the capitol dress was aa usual that of a plain citizen' without any distinctive badge of office He entered the capitol under a discharge from the artillery As soon aa he withdrew a discharge from the artillery was made The remainder of the day was devoted to purposes of festivity and at night thers was a pretty general illumination” “Man of the People” When Andrew Jackson was elected In the fall of 1828 the people of the west and the radical elements of the south scored a triumph and he was hailed as a “man of the people” This character was emphasized on the day of his Inauguration the following March for never before bad such a huge motley threng gathered in WashiJackson's wife had died not ngton and he asked that the long before ceremonies be made very simple but i t i I Straighten That Lame Back! 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Jackson rode to the capitol on a white horse and went through the ceremonies with dignity and started back to the White House Then began his troubles for the people broke loose with a vengeance "The president was literally pursued by a motley concourse of people riding running striving who should first gain admittance into the executive mansion where it was would understood that refreshments be distributed” wrote a contemporary Mrs Samuel Harrison Smith In their mad rush the crowds smashed furniture and dishes and seized the food as If they were starving “The confusion became more and more At one moment the president who had retreated until he was pressed against the wall of the apart ment could only be secured against serious danger by a number of gentlemen linking arms and forming themselves into a barrier It was then that the windows were thrown open and the living throng found an outlet It was the people’s day the and the people people’s president would rule” too Much for Harrison conFor 12 years the Democrats trolled the destinies of the country and then the Whigs elected William Henry Harrison who was inaugurated March 4 1841 By this time transportation was made easier by the building of railways and the crowd that flocked to Washington was immense It was much better behaved than that which "honored” Jackso but It was hungry for offices Cold wintry blasts swept the streets of Washington that March day and Harrison already old and rather feeble rode his white horse without cloak or overcoat and with hiB hat off in salute to the cheering crowds The line of march was unprecedent-edllong and so was the inaugural address and then the president led the procession back to the White House The exposure was too much for him and within' one month he was dead When Lincoln Took Hold Immensely dramatic was the first of Abraham Lincoln in inauguration 1861 From the day of his election threats against his life were numerous aud detectives discovered and foiled an organized plot to assassinate him on his way to Washington The big bodies of troops that bad been employed at former Inaugurations merely to add pomp to the occasion now were used for the protection of the president The day bad opened cloudy chilly and dismal but as the president stepped forward to take the oath from the aged Chief Justice Taney the sun burst through the clouds and shone full on the bowed head of the man who was to give up his life for the country he loved Lincoln himself noticed this “sunburst” and drew from It a happy augury back hurts ( i I DOAN’S KIDNEY PILLS t 1 At all Dealers or by M&iL Price 50 cents Nervousness HIS IDEA Co Buffalo N Y n Politeness Explained Ignored A Virginia farmer was driving a rethe presiThe young dent's office and stood first on one fractory cow down the road one mornHe ing The cow and the' driver came to foot and then on the other The man wanted the dropped his hat handkerchief and um- a crossroad brella Altogether he was a highly cow to go straight ahead but the cow developed case of nervousness picked out the crossroad “Well A negro was coming along the crosswell” said the employer “Out with it!” road “I have come sir” said the young Haid her off! 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