Show J THE SAUNA CALL By C N Lund Jr 6ALINA VTAH German says electricity will curs Insomnia But with fatal results A Turkey does not seem to have dona much for Europe except exist there It is not difficult to make the Jant tor believe In that rumor of a coal famine On the happens not hurt other hand it frequently that motorcycle riders are Next day blame I give Mr Gobbler my hide if it wasn't twicet as big as it had been "That give me my idee I drove that gobbler away over to the far end o’ the farm an’ penned it up and from then on I fed it three times a day Every day I give peck o’ Alphabet’s rapid grower Alphabet kept wonderin' what was becomln’ o' bla powder an finally got to work on a theery that this petlckler lngrejunt o' th’ system was so pecoollarly constructed that it nachly faded out o' existence which was accordin’ to his theery the reason people that don’t grow fast or big don’t grow at alL Purty good theery but like most theories it was faulty in jest one petick-le- FOR lta going a St to Louis Jr fl GtM fir CoJau UrfM C get a red physician J ©Vttuut D Show us the way see good That into each day understood us cheer That the us content with and we Though much or us be for what here On our day broaden too the and that our thanhs not custom's rule and confined this one day's narrow bound us be for early That bids the wahe us be snowy That holds them winter sleep us the heart to understand The graciousness spreading The changing seasons planned The and all these For the brightness dawn And cheerfulness And on that joy us the grace aright s’iao us remember each word of By Eacrt gentle thing we've or And tbe us the grac6 to see Know The along usso that us be thanhful every 3 4 3 J J 3 j V FOND Of CHEESE English Monkey — Soak one cupful bread crumbs In one cupful of thirty minutes and then press a puree sieve Season with a quarter teaspoonful of salt and a generous pinch of dry mustard and stir Put one Into one well beaten egg tablespoonful of butter into a saucepan and when It Is melted add one cupful of grated cheese Let the latter melt add the bread paste and stir vigorously until the mixture Is thoroughly heated Serve on small squares of toasted bread or on toasted crackers ' Cheese Soublse Sauce — Chop flue two medium sized onions cover with water and simmer for fifteen minutes Drain and put over the fire with two of butter a palatable tableBpooufulS' seasoning of pepper and salt and a cube of sugar Let cook without colof soft oring add two tablespoonfule bread crumbs and two cupfuls of broth and simmer until the whole la reduced to a smooth puree stir In two tablespoonfuls of grated cheese mix thoroughly with the other ingredients add two tablespoonfuls of thick cream reheat over hot water and serve as an accompaniment to mutton or lamb chops— Delineator of stale milk for through “Well you’d ought to ’a’ seen Mr turkey Gobbler 7qHISHYERB Gentlemen take my word I'm thinkln’ of” for it or not in one month's time it said A m a z a h was big as a horse an' by the first o' Botts uncrossing November it was bigger 'n an elehis legs and leanphant Radium is advanced as a cure for ing forward so “Along come a huckster buyin’ Gout always was a bloated gout that be might de- Thanksglvln’ turkeys 'Lowed he’d disease plutocrat's posit his tobacco pay 20 cents a ’em for ses I pound juice squarely in to him I had one gobbler I’d sell him to A the the center of the Pittsburg tramp was arrested pervidln’ he'd take it alive Told him with 1000 pennies in his pocket He box of sawdust comes our lives I was a busy man what with my was coppered all right “thishyere turkey The an’ other scientific work an' blessings dimly I'm thinkln’ of didn't have no time for killin' an' A woman has been appointed com give wasn’t no ordi- cleanin’ turkeys Huckster said he’d along way troller of Atlantic City Control fashGive It take th’ gobbler nary turkey gear— gold jest as it stood So I ions bathing suits or what? wasn’t none o' these cold storage birds little off to th’ back corner o’ th’ piked possess— that was hatched the Lord knows farm let down th’ bars an 'druv th’ Let is Electric lights have now been used when an’ killed nobody knows where glad gobbler up to th’ college about thirty years but some people It was a scientific turkey” this of thanKfulness "Honest I was scared of it myself are still blowing out the gas "Where did you know this turkey It stood twenty feet high an’ built Ara’zl?” asked Lafayette Alleta smilThat turkey was big enough A German scientist says that tele- ing beneath his whiskers to furnish church dinners for all th’ But soul phones make the modern map crazy mind turkey happened to come churches in this state “Thishyere But It was as He must be on a line into my knowledge some years afore So will be found as a lamb gentle Only thing about it I came to thishyere town to abide” was its voice I’d forgot to tell about rote By A Newport woman was fined for Amazlah Botts off a that explained biting When it gobbled It made more Within stealing a dress which she hid in fresh chew of tobacco "Prior to my noise than a house afire Well I her hat Bet it was a bathing suit Let conferrin’ rain my residence glad upon thish- drove It up to th’ college an’ th’ facit may not be genyere community flowers and creepy ulty an’ th’ huckster an’ th’ students hot An Ontario doctor advocates known I was somewhat of a an’ all was there — an’ erally they blame nigh Let hatbs as a cure for delirium tremens for glad plain into o’ the life Investigator died with astonishment mysteries Lack of whisky would serve the same in their myself in a small way What start“Just think how you’d feel if all end ed me to thinkln’ o’ thlBhyere turkey of a sudden right down a lane would I have in mind was thj Agger our come a turkey as big as a freight car The lord mayor of London may be Mr Lemuel worthy groceryman If an’ when Just about it forty feet some person Give but there isnt one in sets as his lowest limit for a from you It Bpread gota tall as big as ft a thousand on this side can tell his trees of turkey for Thanksglvln’ dinner pur- - circus tent and began gobbling in a name pokes Not castin’ no reflections onto voice that could be heard in the next wisely Lemuel but I may freely say that If county Why th’ nachly duck-hBrussels has had a marriage on storm of sunshine— ever had thishyere turkey I have ed right inside thfaculty college instanter In the course of a century bicycles all of the an’ th' huckster was so scaret he Jumpor two they may advance to aeroed into his wagon an' tried to hide in of noon And night 0 planes one of his coops that was full of roostall is builded ers an’ hens an turkeys an’ guineas A prize hen In Missouri has laid 260 Give to see Then timmy turkey bein’ a shy and months What was eggs in eleven id creetur got scaret too an’ it the hen doing on the other seventy flew up on top o’ th’ Hall o’ Lib’ral odd days? Arts an’ let out a gobble that sounded Let hind like a million freight trains blowln’ “Love cannot thrive on less than for ‘th’ flag man all at once Seemweight goodly feeling blessed— $20 a week" says a New York clergyed like that was th’ first time it ever man thus giving ub a line on the said heard— knew it could fly It flopped its wings cost of living blot from memory rest s once or twice knocking all th’ and th’ off bulldin’ ’exercise an’ In th that professor says then started right up in th’ air an’ benefits the way-ma- ny lost art but look at the Was never seen since No salads our glrjs grenak- helji things vt4 body ever seen hide nor f either of it ( Let from that day to this c£ay “So that was why I lost my Job at Queen Mary refuses to employ a th’ behe sore college for got her private correspondAlphabet typewriter cause I’d stole his ’medience Perhaps she wants her epistles cine an’ th’ rest o’ th’ faculty got correctly spelled mad because they’d got scared over a little scientific experiment They passWhen informed that ISSffOOO had ed th’ word around an’ I couldn’t get been stolen from him a Moscow merwork at no other college in th’ counchant dropped dead Poverty suffers from no Buch shocks try so at last I made up my mind to WLl "Aiir settle down here in what Is as near A torpedo boat destroyer hit a barge oblivion as I can And an’ seek to be ’a’ I felin the Delaware told wouldn't river and was badly you forgotten One can’t be too careful lers about thishyere turkey only I For they’ve grown up as I have and damaged of these frail war craft know you’ll respec’ my confidence” strange paths have lured our “What became of the huckster feet— "Paris is Am’zl?” asked Lafayette Allen American The paths that find Tomorrow and adopting tug"It Happened Like This’ dancles" says a dispatch We're surethat never never meet ging at his whiskers “Well now that’s just what Btarted ly going some when we can teach In mind for sale he'd have wanted THANKSGIVING IIIGIIT 'Paris anything in that line a wondered If they also to much money for It that even J me to rememberin’ thishyere turkey I were not lying would ’a’ had to go saw that same huckster goin’ through Morgan Pierpont A Cornell professor announces that town an’ how I knowed it was today half awake on Thanksglvln’ day” D NE8BIT a new ice age is about to strike the hongry By WILBUR was he him watchln’ that the And thinking kept sky of the “What kind of a turkey was this earth Thank goodness one commod- Am’zl?” I Last th’ time expectin ’to see thishyere all td got night and the turkey Inquired the grocer come down to roost” ity will go down in price then thinking when I the and Jelly “Just a turkey turkey” Amazlah re- turkey couldn’t to "That’s pretty near as good a story go cake turcommon or a “Just garden Government scientists who are to plied Am’zi” said the grocer preparing to sleep And If they had their raise vegetables by electricity may key but It was raised accordin' to close the store for the night “as Of the way Thanksgivfancies you of the lazy have noted the success with which scientific principles by yours truly usually tell me when I dun you for ing served me in little street many people'' raise Cain under the and If I do say It myself it was prob'ly that little bill of yours” the days when Joy That ieads beneath the the most remarkable turkey that ever glow of the arc lights was cheap— maples where the was known Of how we’d have a turHARD TO DECIDE branches topmost About ten “It happened like this A German scientist has Invented a key and of how I’d meet— machine that you feed vegetables into years ago — which was Just afore I debeg a taste And suddenly I heard It’s a safe cided to settle In this beautiful little and get real milk from IttLtMMKFuu would Whenever they them — heard the £ bet there is a pump around it some- city — about ten years ago I was conopen up the oven murmurs low and nected with one of the largest ' where door to "baste” clear dtTA&Y and scientific research shops The bulging breast and how then That told me they C So far as the reports go none of In the world The professors there defrom the oven came a drift were me with and were very Crt deal on me — me bein’ a pended great cave the prehistoric aB such in Of odor only hoys paintings 1 AwTAfe tantalizing very near o’ comman the who a rules 2 applied discovered far is an have sniffed Europe thus of moonlight or a still mon sense an’ demonstrated knowlInterpretation And then I edge to the execution o’ theories an’ life portrait of a pan of fried eggs I got to thinking of curled up Buch Well there was a long It— fdr I couldn’t b 0 y Ike German duelists are In a dilemma — professor there by the name to go sleep with m y o' Alphabet Snogglns Ills name It Is a disgrace to refuse a challenge Of mince pies In the cheek up and they'll be sent to prison if they wasn’t rally Alphabet but bein’ as his where pantry on M my was W R II Snogglns The only solution appears for Initials fight I’d sidle in and hand LL D Ph D A M F It G S K them to be killed peep And shut B C we jest played both ends against And jelly and plum my eyes the middle and called him Alphabet In the old days the happy Eskimo butter and the and whispered— to myself you unwas able to go out and for three fish Not to his face mind ye but amongst peach preserves stand — so to speak Us scientists hooks buy the prettiest girl in the ourselves and cake— Our little “Now I lay me” clear to That was before Is very human people when not before igloo for his wife And then I got to Us “My eoul to keep” be was discovered Now the girls the' public “Yes Edwin I got so much to be how of thinking Just as I used to say It when I hurried “So thishyere Alphabet Snogglns he thankful for that I can't decide on pay for the husbands fine ’twould be off to sleep had a system of encouragin’ rapid number three there!” to take And seemed to touch me After July I of next year Louisiana something Done growth In the human system A trip back to the like a hand held out to bless — shoe dealers will have to sell pure a lot o’ rcsearchln’ at the stockyards old days when LAST OF THE TURKEY THE And all at once my heart throbbed to goods or be liable to punishment he had makln’ drugs out o’ the dancing candle light a hymn of thankfulness! Polar explorers will now know where He’d discovered a Last an’ the like Played pranks with all the shadows Thursday ’twas a glorious sight to procure the footgear containing way to use powdered glands and musAll crisp and brown and hot on the wall Thanksgiving night The turkey graced the festal board the greatest nourishment Incencles so’s to supply the lackin' Some Cause for Rejoicing honored had And the spot You get me? You tive to development In addition to the general occasion The boys I used Prof Flynn advocates hair pulling know there's people that don’t grow On Friday It was there again— to play with! for thanksgiving every life has its as s fine cure for baldness As croquettes served for lunch but there’s as fast or as big as they ought to just I could shut own Joys and every soul Us own debeoause the growin’ power Isn’t In In which the white meat and the dark many a man minus his hirsute adornmy eyes and lights There are many who appear to Were gathered In a bunch ment who won’t agree with him So Alphabet he had worked out 'em see be barren of some into rejoicing a kind of medicine that would make Again It came on Saturday The whole troop whose homes calamity has come and Well come along one In the Isle of Man A salad 'twas this time the wedding 'em sprout of waitfrom them which have gone those whose It was the same old bird ring was formerly employed as an In- fall and on th’ experiment farm where And though and faces were the love lights of the doing of torture strument It Is In this our college was we hatched out a fine The salad tasted prime hands mestic circle But even here may be bunch 0 'turkeys Hatched ’em out Then Sunday— here it came once more country today In many instances to me found some cause for rejoicing and n the early summer in fact There It seemed 'twas here to stay All freckled In event a reverent faith may any on menu I the dictators of fashion state that the was one gobbler rather liked the For prominent the take consomme” Was up “turkey triumph of the uncrushed ooks of so Just for the fun of the waist line may be placed this season with their spirit of Job — "Though he slay me wjerever the wearer chooses How- tiling more’n anything else I took But Monday closed the bird’s career scarfs and yet will I praise him" God does not We knew 'twas gone for good One day ever It probably will continue In the personal care of It myself mittens too willingly afllict the children of men Just for the novelty of it I mixed a For a big platter full of hash same old place They made a splendid picture — but and when the misfortunes come he Upon the table stood let of Alphabet’s dope with th’ feed W ILBUR D the picture wasn’t true stands ready to comfort aud to protect "Everybody’s nose" declares Nappy days! THOSE That Are Greatly Two Concoctions Favored as a Change From the Meat Courts 80 Universal J NEAT AND HANDY WOODBOX There is no necessity of having an unsightly box filled with wood In the kitchen for with an 'hour’s work and few boards any handy man may h make a box for wood that will je an ornament to any kitchen as well as a convenient seat A cushion covered Vith some pretty wash material will add to the beauty and comfort of this wood box seat Corn 6yrup Caramels For corn syrup caramels boil toof granulated gether two cupfuls a cupful of good cream one sugar s and cupfuls of corn syrup and a cupful of butter and after a few minutes gradually add anoth-er cupful of cream without letting the syjmp stop boiling for a second When the syrunwiUJb'jn a substantial ball ) in the fingers after cooling In cold water add a teaspoonful of vanilla and s Turn cupful of chopped nut meats Into bread pans that have been oiled and when nearly cold turn out of the tins cut into cubes and wrap in waxed paper It sometimes takes an hour to do the boiling before the right stage Is reached but the caramels are as best good asthe Nut Meats Cake cup butter one and sugar three eggs two and cups flour one and teaspoonfuls baking powder of any precup milk and one cup ferred nut meats Rub the butter and sugar to a light white cream add the eggs beaten a little then the flour into which has been mixed the baking powder and ealtspoon of salt then add milk and beat well lastly the nuts Bake In tin In steady oven cups Nuts 8teamed My father’s lunch consists largely of fruits and nuts and It falls to me to crack and salt the nuts for him says a contributor to Good Housekeeping I crack about a cupful of pecan meats and have discovered a very easy way Place a saucer of nut to salt them meats over the steam of a boiling kettle and cover them liberally with salt stirring them carefully In It Removj them from the saucer and pack at once In a box or bottle My father pronounces them delicious Mocha Frosting cupful of butter one and cupfuls confectioner's sucup flour one cup gransugar two eggs one and cupfuls scalding milk cupful of strong coffee three squares chocolate Cream butter and sugar and confectioner’s sugar Beat eggs add granulated sugar flour milk coffee and chocolate Cook in double boiler ten minutes gar ulated Kisses Beat the whites of four eggs to a stiff froth stir into it a half pound pulverized sugar Flavor with essence of lemon or rose continue to beat until very light then drop half the size of an egg and a little more than an Inch apart on well buttered letter paper board Lay the paper on a and place In 9 moderate oven Watch carefully and as soon as they begin to assume a yellowish tinge take them out Beefsteak and Cucumbers When cucumbers are plentiful this makes an economical and pleasant dish Peel and slice a large cucumber and three or four onions Brown them in a frying pan Boil or fry two pounds of rump steak then put it on a dish Simmer the cucumbers and onions in pint of good gravy pour around the meat Time ten minutes to fry If thick Sufficient for four persons t |