| Show wwa 4fc NAMED A- THE FIRST REQUISITE Have Lacked but He 8brely Had Correct Anawer Bright Boy inality May FAMOUS OF COLLECTION NAVAL HE MASCOTS Orig- “This brave man beloved by all France was then burled full with military honors" a Baltimore boy read from the lesson when his name had been called “What are military honors’ In this connection?" the teacher asked and several boys seemed to be possessed of the right idea "And what must one be to receive such honors?" was the next question "A general?” "A hero?” “A captain?” were a few of the tentative replies Only the "bright boy” of the class remained silent “Have you no answer James?” the teacher suggested what must one be?” “Why I should dead Miss say Mary” was the reply ITCHING AND A Nice Distinction Senator Gronna discussing a knottariff problem said in a speech: "There is a nice distinction Involved You don’t notice it at first Once it Is pointed out to you however you perceive its immense importance “It's the sort of distinction that Gobsa Golde’s beautiful young wife revealed to him during a conjugal quarrel over a diamond tiara the old “‘People say’ quavered man trembling with rage ' ’People say you only married me because I had money’ "The young woman smiled superbly " ‘Rubbish!’ she exclaimed ‘My primary reason for marrying you was that I had no money myself ” ty here ” ‘Good for you Johnny!’ said a city to the little chap ‘Still missionary wearing your suit I see’ “ ‘Yea sir’ the urchin explained ‘I sleep in it ’’— Chicago riSITORS to the great fleet that has been lection of mascots the pets of the sailor anchored In boys being the Hudson had a chance most numerous and varied STOP SOUVENIR FAD Hotels Employ Detectives Stolen Goods Mania to of Collecting Mementos Not by Actore Any More Than by Others— Proves an Expensive Fad Practiced The man who invests in want money bad linen belong to women that In nine cases out of ten could buy up our whole supply with one day’s pin money They don’t take things because they need them” 40 WOOING English IN A CHURCH Pastor Hitt Twenty With Chance Shot at Couples One London— The Rev F B Meyer of Leeds admits the following incident In Midland chapel: The preacher was annoyed by the sound of whispering coming from the under one of the galleries At last he paused In his sermon and declared “If the young couple making love under the gallery do not come to me in the estry before service next Sunday morning I will name them to the church” It was a chance shot but next Sunday he found 20 couples awaiting him In the vestry The Rev Mr told the young couples Meyer that he does not seriously object to a “little courting” in chapel He urged them however "not to carry courting to the point of actual HEIR TO $25000000 AT WORK Colorado Man Continues Leather Carving Despite Big Share In California Estate Colo — Although he has of an estate estibetween $25000000 and Alfred Burrows thirty-fivyears old a leather carver Is at work on his bench in a local Eaddlery shop as usual and he Intends to stay at his employment until he learns more definite news of the legacy Burrows has Just returned from Lo Angeles where he attended a meeting Pueblo herited mated at A woman woman who CO crVTKO EPSON'S WATER lOILN L THOMPSON SON big Broadway N Y BUFFALO wind ACO Booklet free N ¥ Troy PISO’SREMEDY h Syrup TuteOood la time Sold by Drofiriit Use E22EHHIHHH took occasion to from their of taking that wasn’t nailed down “You know that old story of the the theatrical in all towels and hoarding houses so that actors couldn’t steal them” he said "Well that does for the comlo supbut It’s not fair The trunks plement ws have to rifle to rescue the house roller hotels bwt hotel vindicate theatrical people reputation anything out of a hotel see tbs world's greatest the heirs of the large estate of Mrs Arcadia B de Baker who died in Santa Monica Cal September 15 Burrows expects to make his home In California when the affairs of the estate are finally settled Mr Beetle — At the inquest of Mr At present Burrows readies with his several wife at 918 South Union avenue The Bumble Bee they called in estate consists principally of valuable fireflies Willie Bug — Well I suppose they ranches near Los Angeles Don Juan the of Burrows was wanted more light on the subject the friend of a Spanish admiral and Surprise for Mother inherited the enormous estate by virA certain mother given to mystitue of a grant from the king of Spain cism and impressive theories regardnatural children one RELIC OF NAPOLEON FOUND ing her highly was evening entertaining visitors Suddenly came the sound of little feet Goethe’s “Werther” Which General head of the stairs to the pattering Carried at All Times Discovered The mother raised her hand in solemn (n Samll Town In Russia warning "Listen” she said softly “The chll Paris — It Is reported here that at dren are going to deliver their goodthe town of Dorpala in Russia there night message It always gives me a has just been dlsclvered a remakable of reverence to them — relic of Napoleon’s Russian campaign feelingare so much nearer hear the Creator they in the form of a copy of Goethe's we are and they speak so wonthan “Werther” which was Napoleon’s perOne of sometimes Hush! sonal property and accompanied hint derfully them Is speaking now" wherever he went Then breaking through the tense siThe volume which is bound in leath lence came a! shrill whisper: er and is in an excellent state of ‘’Mamma! Willy’s found a bug In preservation contains as well as Na- his bed” a curious poleon’s signature on the fly leaf by an unknown A Girl’s Pity hand stating that the book was stolen "It was King Midas wasn’t It who the emperor’s by a Cossack from to sledge one night during the retreat turned everything he touched of from Moscow Besides the date of the theft and the name of the thief details are given of the method by which the Cossack managed to possess himself of the volume Snake Captures Washington Court House O— Two children saw the head of a huge snake the ground a from in hole protruding Former Chief of Police McClellan grabbed the snake and dragged it It was eight feet long from its hole and escaped from a carnival company The snake is now on exhibition at the mayor’s office gold?’’ "I believe so” "Poor old fellow" “Why do you think he was a poor old fellow?” “He never could eat a pickle with his fingers” A Lucky with the ceremony of breaking out Mac Pope flags of the two countries 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