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MORAL Hope of on FOR THE About Becoming Millionaires a Par With the Washerwoman’ Delusion Prof Warren M Beidler of Bethel In a recent address made the striking assertion that the American people taught their children how to earn a living but not bow to live no viler "There and there Is no vainer ambition" said Professor Beidler to a reporter "than that of the American boy to become a millionaire What percentage of our boys do become millionaires? It would take a good many decimals to work that out believe me! “The boy who sets his heart on a million fares likes the washerwoman who set her heart on a aeroPa naut " ‘I hear you married that aeronaut last week?" said a friend “‘Yes I did’ replied the washerwoman as she rocked back and forth over her tub “Yes I married him and I gave him $500 out of my buildln’ association to start an airship factory' “‘That so?’ said the friend Is he now?’ “‘I don't know said the ‘I’m waitin’ for him woman back from his honeymoon’ ‘Where washerto come A While for a Time A Cleveland school teacher writes that she asked her class what was the difference between the expressions “a while” and “a time" says the Cleveland Plain Dealer Nobody seemed to have any Ideas on the subject Finally the light of Intelligence was seen to shine In the eyes of one little boy and the teacher called upon him to save the Intellectual honor of the class "I know teacher!" he cried eager“When papa says he’s going out ly for a while mamma says she knows he's going out for a time!" That's one way of looking at it ' Official Scoring "Should Blucher get the credit for winning Waterloo?” “No that victory Is property credited to Wellington Blucher didn’t relieve him until about the eighth Inning” Hub never (In hear tomorrow Wife — No Indefinitely A Sine Die a lecturing mood) — You me putting things off till Indeed you put ason rer read fbt above letter? A now appears from time to time They areolae true sad Sail atknmae Adv IN MEXICO A crude but valuable art In the making of adobe brick If It were not for this crudely molded slab of mud half the people of the Mexican republic would be shelterless The rich and those Df the middle class who can afford It build of stone When the Spaniards came they denuded the forests to the extent that vast tracts were left treeless Lumber is thus one of the rare commodities of Mexico The Implements used by a Mexican maker are of the most primitive kind earthen Jars to hold the water needed a In the mixing wooden mold In which the mud quares are shaped and his own deft Some Mexican builders make palms cnly the walls of their homes of the tdobe and thatch with straw palm fronds or banana stalks Others tgaln ' form both walls and roof of !he adobe When this Is the case the tdobe roof is supported by beams As will be readily supposed the adobe Is )t enormous weight and If It is not well supported It Is likely to collapse upon its owner’B head When covered by a thick coat of cement another production of Mexican art the adobe walls stand for rears without showing the least sign cf crumbling There are buildings In Mexico today some of them public buildings the adobe walls of which were constructed fully I century ago Where Caddies are Girls WORRY FOR BACKACHE TINY BUSINESS THE OF r OCEAN A striking proof of the vastness and of the sea variety of the population Is furnished by the results of explorations made by a committee of the of British the zoological department in that part of the Irish association sea surrounding the Isle of Man Out d( 1000 species of marine animals col224 lected never before had been found In that region 38 were previously unknown as inhabitants of British water and 17 were entirely new to Indeed science they were animals whose existence had never been suspected ROWING WITH THEIR LEGS i “Yes but that won’t last forever" “It’ll last till you git another husband won’t It? You're a pretty good looker ma!" Mamma gave up right there One of the pleasing features of the golf links In Germany la the girl dreceed attentive to her duties and generally caddie She Is picturesquely The more Intelligent than the boys usually employed In other lands In France and Great custom of having girls for caddies Is now spreading Our illustration ahowa a group of caddies on the Thuringen Britain golf links In Saxony GROUSE BROKE THE GAME LAW CELLAR TRAP FOR TRAMPS Mrs Leroy Parton wife of a homeE Donaldson went to Tillamook steader living nine miles east of one day recently looking for Game Cal devised a unique system of Leach Warden for the purpose of filing a complaint against himself for keeping tramps away from the place It when she entrapped one of them In assisting In the suicide of a grouse seems that while Mr Donaldson and her cellar and gave him such a fright to leave and never were hauling hay from the that he promised helpers field to his barn they disturbed a vlBlt that part of the country again the birds The cellar a large hole In the ground flock of grouse frightening and one of the birds some distance from the house Is freconsiderably crazed by fright flew at Mr Donaldquented by snakes It has not been son who was on a load of hay and used for some time When the tramp struck him In the neck knocking him appeared and begged for food she told The him that he could have a meal If he down and nearly off the load bird’s the broke blow the would get milk from the cellar When force of he was Inside the woman slammed neck down the door and sat on It After A COLLEGE GIRL OF EIGHTY the man had gone Mrs Parton shot two rattlers In the cellar Mrs A D' Winshlp of the Univerta Madison Is no sity of Wisconsin “ ‘ BRIGADE FIRE doubt the oldest “college girl" In ACROBATIC She If not In the world America became a student at the University t was of Ohio when she She years old and Is now eighty expects to receive her diploma from Her In two years more Wisconsin interest In the world and In life In general Is as great as that of a woman with the greatest part of life ahead of her C CAT AND TURTLE ARE Turtle Dove Is the name of the family pet In the home of Mrs Catherine street New York Dillon 13 Bleecker It Is a mud turtle which has city and is been In the family 65 years Wrinkled said to be 180 years old skin broken shell and twisted claws of old age with are the indications Turtle Dove The turtle and the Dillons’ cats are bosom friends and night them finds under the stove with the turtle’s head on the cat’s paws and thus they peacefully Bleep WOMAN OFFICIALS NOTED ing suits Mrs thing! a figure for you and Monkey — Oh How lovely on the Congo Jocko you dear sweet Oh won’t I cut this season! is a symptom of organic Backache weakness or derangement If you have backache don’t neglect it To get permanent relief you must reach the root Bead about Mrs s of the trouble experience Gap with T suffered Kentucky— female disorders my health was very bad and I had a continual backache which was simply awfuL I could not stand on my feet long enough to cook a meal’s victuals without my back nearly killing me and I would have such dragging sensations I could hardly bear It I had soreness in each aide could not stand tight I was comclothing and was Irregular down On run I took advice pletely Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable ComIt pound and am enjoying good health is now more than two years and I have not had an ache or pain since I do all my own work washing and everything 1 and never have backache any more think your medicine is grand and I praiss it to all my'neighbors If you think my testimony will help others you may pub- Morton's two years it”— Mrs Oum Woodall Kentucky If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia 11 Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will help you writs to Lydia Medicine Co (confidential) Lynn Mass for advice Your letter will be opened read and answered by a woman and held In strict confidence LIVE STOCK AND MISCELLANEOUS Reason Was Plain “My husband has deserted me and I want a warrant" announced the large lady “What reason did he give for deserting you?" asked the prosecutor “I don’t want any lip from you I want a warrant I don’t know what reason he had” “I think I understand his reason” said the official feebly as he proceeded to draw up a warrant Electrotypes IN GREAT FOR SALE LOWEST WESTERN W VARIETY tAT THE BY PRICES NEWSPArEK A dun St UNION CUctfO In hi Infants For and Children The Kind You Have Digestion CheerfulContains neither Opium Morphine nor Mineral Promotes Always Bought the Bears Signature of Not Narcotic Pupr tfOU DrSAMVElftmER Pumpkin MxSrmnm ffahtU Soils dm's$ S$$d Ppptrmimi In BiCrhnsttS$dn harm Seed Ciaritd Sufr Wmkrjrftm flavor Japan in most ways is as modern as any other country and Toklo has a fire department that Is quite up to date fire brigade But the as a of the city is still maintained for Its members are trained spectacle acrobats who do remarkable stunts on ladders and poles of bamboo Physical Culture on Beach Use Aperfecl Remedy forConstipa-lioSour Stomach Diarrhoea Fever sh Worms Convulsions ness and LOSS OF SLEEP Facsimile The Signature Centaur For Over of Thirty Years Company NEW YORK Guaranteed under the Foodaiuj Exact Copy of Wrapper U’N WL DOUGLAS SHOES AND 500 300 350FOR 400AND 450 WOMEN MEN IK L Douglm $200 $260 $ $300 School Boyu wmarbmcMumm o no pair will positively outworn two Mom pair ot ordinary ahoea aam aa thm men’ a mhoaa WLDougla make and iell more $300 $350 & $400 shoe If than any other manufacturer in the world THE STANDARD OF QUALITY FOR OVER 30 YEARS The workmanship which ha made W L Douglas shoe famous the world over is maintained in every pair Ask your dealer to show you W L Douglas latest fashions for fall and winter wear notice the ehort vamps which make the foot look smaller points in a shoe particularly desired by young men Also the conservation styles whicn have made W L Douglas shoes a household word everywhere If you could visit W L Douglas large factories at Brockton Mass and see for yourself how carefully W L Douglas shoes are made you would then understand why they are warranted to fit better look better hold their shape and fast Color Eyrlttt wear longer then any other make for the price CAUTION— To protact you asainst inferior shoes WL Dourfoo otemps his name on the ho W L Douglsa shoes srs sold in 78 swi tom Look lor tho ittmp Beware of substitutes toros tod shoo dealers everywhere No matter where you livo they srs within your roach If your denier cannot supply you writ direct to factory for cotalog showing how to order W oLeuglae Brockton Mam by mail Shoot total everywhere delivery charges prepaid THEATER Once more the Pergola theater of Is to be rebuilt It was originally erected in 1652 and was the of a society of aristocrats property In 1775 It was torn down and replaced by a building made of more substantial material than wood It then bad and 2000 seats besides 114 boxes became the leading opera gradually In (t many first perbouse of Italy were given of operas by formances Puccini (the rival of Gluck) Palslello Donizetti Cherubini Glmarosa Verdi and many others a Symptom a Danger Sig nal Which Every Woman Should Heed ness and Rest has 11000 women filling Germany honorary offices In cities and on charIn 165 municipalities 7000 ity boards women are In active service for the In 115 care of the poor and orphans towns there are women Bervlng on The Union for the school boards Motherhood Protection Is said to be which the only woman’s organization receives the approval of the kaiser Frau This society was founded by and numbers Its members Stoecker every by the thousands Including men condition and women class and ' In Germany REBUILD dered the latest thing In fig leaves— direct from Ujiji — for bath- Imported DISEASE II But Gap IlNFAhfTifWCHiLDRCNw FALSE TEETH IRON HOT lish ALCOHOL-- 3 PER CENT AVefielable Preparation for As similating the Food andRegula-linthe S tomachs and Bowels of CHUMS S P Munday of Fort Worth Tex prides himself as being the only man teeth He wears living with a set of upper teeth made of iron cast by a metal company In Fort ounces Worth He They weigh 4 says they are as satisfactory as ordinary false teeth and demonstrated This photograph represents men of their solidity by sounding the metal the Jule lake in the southern Shan on a piece of steel The plate and states which form a part of Burma teeth are in one solid cast These men who live In dwellings built over the lake row their long narrow boats with their legs keeping up a good speed for a long time TO TO HER SEX TRUE " GERMANY’S Be a Hard One The Cleveland Plain D tiler says A Lakewood woman waa recently to her little boy the story of reading a young lad whose father was taken and died after which he set himself diligently to work to support himself and mother When she had finished the story she said: "Dear Billy If your papa were to die would you work to support your dear mamma?" “Naw!" said Billy unexpectedly "But why not?" “Ain’t we got a good house to live In?” “Yes dearie— but we can’t eat the house you know” “Ain’t there a lot o’ stuff in the pan- BUILDING What Is believed to be the smallest business “building” in the world Is located at 2 Light street Baltimore Md This building for It Is a building Inasmuch as a building permit was required from the city authorities before It could be erected stands on a triangular shaped lot has a frontage cf 2 feet 7 Inches a depth of 1 foot 5 Inches and la 6 feet tall The ground spon which It stands is a remnant left folwhen Light street was widened At that lowing the great fire of 1904 time the city bought all of the lots was on aB this street it fronting then took what land was necessary for the reconstructed street and sold the remnants The at public auction remnant the smallest upon which “building” stands was sold to Joseph P Jarbo who In common with owners enjoys the privilege of using a portion of the area way In the rear Otherwise his "property” would be of little use to him POPULATION Boy try?” WEARS to A housewife was recently surprised when cook served Postum Instead of coffee She says “For the last five or six years I have been troubled with nervousness Indigestion and heart trouble I conldn’t get any benefit from the doctor’s medicine so finally he ordered me to stop drinking coffee which I did “I drank hot water while taking the doctor’s medicine with some Improvement then went back to coffee with the same old trouble as before "A new servant girl told me about Postum— said her folks used It and We got a liked It In place of coffee be- package but I told her I 'did not lieve my husband would like It as he was a great coffee drinker “To my surprise he called for a third cup said it was ‘good stuff’ and We wanted to know what It was have used Postum ever since and both feel better than we have in years “My husband used to have bad spells with his Btomach and would be sick three or four days during which time he could not eat or drink anyBut since he gave up coffee thing and took to Postum he has had no more trouble and we now fully believe It was all caused by coffee "I have not had any return of my former troubles since drinking Possum and feel better and can do more work than In the last ten years We tell everyone about It — some say they tried It and did not like it I tell them It makes all the difference as to how It’s made It Bhould be made according to directions— then It Is delicious Name given by Postum Co Battle Read the book “The Creek Mich Road to Wellville” in pkgs “There's root BRICK them off “GOOD STUFF" Coffee Drinker Takes Postum Confirmed MAN’S Is me Irregular Doan’s CAUSE Pretty Well Satisfied That the Future Was Not Likely to IN THE BACK Point to Kidney NO Small Florence classes In physcisl During the summer months at Hastings England culture are maintained on the beach attracting much Interest and arousof visitors The puplla are all children and they are ing the admiration put through their exercleee dressed In bathing suits DEFIANCE : SiJMdHi-HSH-yg- Tastes by Druggiats Use —other starches “DEFIANCE” W N U STARCH—! only li IS Salt “w ounces— earns pries ant SUPERIOR QUALITY Lake City No |