Show SAT DOWN Didn't See Why He 8houtd While the Bride Plighted Stand THIS BRIDEGROOM BUILDING What THE CANAL LOCKS AT GATUN Her Tbe dream Troth at the Altar They strolled Into the parsonage ot suburban town In New Jersey and They were asked to get married from back In the country and both seemed anxious to get the ceremony over and done with and get back to their work Thrifty young people of German blood they were with no time to waste on foolishness The minister chlled in his wife and servant to witness the ceremony and He had the proceeded promptly couple stand before him asked the and then usual preliminary questions got from the bridegroom the pledge that tied him for life to the bride He had Just started with “Do you take this man” when he was astonished to 6ee the bridegroom walk over to a sofa and rnlmly sit down "What do you mean by that?” asked “Don’t you want to finthe minister ish the ceremony?” “But “Sure” said the bridegroom you’re through with me I’ve said my part and I'll sit here until she says hers I’m tired” “You’ll come back here and stand up until it Is over” said the parson in some heat The man got up and came back His bride had not minded his action in the least After they had gone the minister spoke his mind: “The woman is going to get the worst of that matrimonial bargain" And for once his wife agreed with him Universal Law Species Is TO of THE WALL” Nature for the Survival the Fittest All of flyless waves as well city There on the Tbe lucky saying? as is tbe one live fails as a fool irrldeecent Is an shows Aviation of aviator Niagara occasionally ' killer humanity the old fash- Alaskan Ice is Just now more lar than Alaskan coal the Is no way to put speeding summer a marked tendency towards precipitation An alert toad eats 285 flics an hour — If be can catch them popu- brakes Paris has declared against statues frock coats It may prefer pajamas On some summer days straw conditions defy meteorological bats Most of the women who put on bathing suits this summer get them wet The electric fan crop is more Important Just now than even a cereal crop Some think an electric light bulb throws out'more beat in summer than Joy riding in the air bids fair to be- come a sky feature either this year or in winter In next 1119000 A Worcester boy killed flies in a contest but they will never t be missed What has become of man who carried a in fan summer? Doctor Wiley says Bmoke are liable ' to your smoking at night Jhat men sunstroke i Most of the early presidential booms will be badly frostbitten before anotb er spring the Do not try to invent a new excuse for going to the ball game Any old excuse will do who Do There are microbes but dollar bills do alight on one on a dollar bill not fly about to The sweet girl graduate has desert- ed the fountain of learning for1 the soda fountain A cat can look at a king and for that matter most any sort of a man can grow a pointed beard ihjjj Use Electric Lights Why not?j nature of the work of constructing the Panama canal is well illustrated by the accompurfying stupendous photograph just received from the Isthmus The view is taken from the north end of tbe middle locks at Gatun It shows the middle and upper locks and also tbe steel monolith forms the latter in position to receive concrete for the middle and east walls to Mr Corbe caught are according pus: ' They make a noise like cats on the and tiles disturb people They walk through the flower beds mined men set out to overcome these in the park and destroy the flowers People Living Near Margate four a bird wily birds aud every evening sees They have been promised Park Unable to Sleep the birds as far off capitulation as fancier who wants them as soon as ever possible not honors shall the of to we "But the is belief date chase it Up my are with the chased HideMr Corpus tbe catch them for another fortnight!’ he Vigorous Protest Made Against head gardener of the park discussed added pessimistically ous Night Noises of Vainglorious the possibilities of the situation “They know us all by sight now and Birds Which Foil Efforts "We have orders to catch tbe birds we don’t seem to stand much chance to Catch Them but that is about as far as we have with them until they have forgotten said us ' London — Do you know how to catch got" he I should like to catch “Ever since we caught two of the “Personally If you do Margate’s peacocks? park cocks the others have been shy of us them because they spoil my flowers officials will be glad to hear from you will allow any of the public to Strangely enough they have ceased to For they the head gardener the They near and will even feed out be noisy since we caught and penned them go chief park keeper and the various asof hands but directly they up two of the cocks Generally they sistants of Dane park have been or see strangers’ of us officials coming they are are cinly continually rowdy in the dered by the town council to catch off any which is from the like a shot seasop g (breeding peacocks of of us go out after them ev- middll of June until the middle “Three The situation la a trying one For ery morning and every evening but July years Dane park has had its peacocks they have as much Intuition as a dog “The only method of catching peaThey have strutted about proudly and and our only I know of Is by the hand hope is to come upon cocks that vanspread their tails with glorious them unawares They know quite well and that' considering that we have ity and Margate has been almost as what our business with them is” 23 acres in this park is almost improud of them as they have been of as we are finding outl The reasons why the birds should possible themselves But recently a number of people living near the park have taken a dislike to peacocks The peacocks they say have made night hideous and ear a iy morning impossible by their cries The neighboring residents could nei- Alt the Eloquence of Bridegroom-Electo be the happiest man ill expected Friendship Could Not Induce Maiden to Apther go to sleep nor beep asleep Staten Island he was the saddest He Some one once asked Kingsley at and So to Ceremony wrote the has a nice marriage license which be pear they papers what was the secret of his strong joyis holding as a souvenir of the ocous life and he answered: “I had a sent a petition 'to the town council New York — Armed with all the le- casion and with the belief that be Tbe rriend” If every evil maij 13 a cen- complaining about the peacocks to forge tonecessary may enll be able to utilize it He Is ter of contagion every good man is a matter came before tbe parks com- gal machinery chain that was matrimonial the counwhole and before t then the gether mittee enyears old and Miss KauffHe of center healing provides an of No 63 man to bind Charles Schultz in which others can see cil and tbe result is that the peacocks vironment Staten Rosebank avenue St Mary’s to have Alderman Cornell was called to the got go Goodness God creates an atmosof Kauffman Miss Island and Mary at any rate Is the decree of Schultz home from his residence by phere for other soul3 to be good It theThat Dancouncil But the birds have their the adjoining house Alderman Schultz Schultz Informed the is a priestly garment that has virwanthat he wantel him to marry They strongly object to their iel T Cornell of Clifton had to tue even for the finger that touches it views because without der officiating away him The took Bible a proposed alderman along ejectment winThe earth has sweet bouIs and Two of them it Is true did unwarily tho “tilde was too bashful to submit and sped to the home Schultz was some lives and characters allow three of the to the service” All the eloquence of park officials to surwaiting So were some friends and to be found in it oi The choice them and capture them in a lawn Schultz could not induce the girl to the best man In fact everybody was friends is therefore one of the most prise leave he home to go to his home for ready but! the bride net very early the other mornserious affairs in life just because a tennis The alderman agreed four peacocks the ceremony Schultz left saying he would bring ing but the remaining man becomes molded into the likeness to go to her apartment but she still her in He returned alone and sad and three peahens have so far sucof what he loves in his friend— remained reluctant made evaded all attempts' cessfully laced Hugh Black Thus at the very hour that Schultz to take them "She won’t come Every day three deter She is too bash- of foxes the most "In a community in a pack cunning fox would survive of wolves the wiliest and strongest wolf while in a community of ants those that had the least power of intelligent cooperation would be the first to become extinct And it is that the interpretaequally obvious tion of the world selection must vary In every grade of life with every rise in intelligence — intelligence being in normal circumstances the prime factor which determines selection Our garden roses would soon degenerate were not the selective intelligence ol the gardener brought into play Hence whether intelligence or brought into play from without is obviously one of the conditions which But there are even determine fitness higher determining conditions than infor Intelligence alone may telligence The manifest itself in mere cunning of qualities prudence temperance fidelity sympathy for a common good —all these are amongst the determining conditions of fitness for a people that has these qualities will always be able to hold its own against an imprudent unfaithful unsympaintemperate thetic and selfish people” — Ramsden Balmforth suffer What has become ioned sea serpent? a WEAKEST “GO are tbe hot Animals — That’s the light to see your way clear See imii'im i rwwnw mil mi1 wu Iw bwiwm'wiW' by- - Be Sevier Light Power & Milling PEACOCKS MUST GO Bashful Girl Won’t Marry Manson and get wired Manager Co- 5 'v IW GOOD THINGS TO EAT can always find them at the old SAUNA MEAT & SUPPLY CO You LEHI PETFRSOV A thoroughly Fruit" etc JR Proprietor Fish Green Groceries complete line of Meafe Groceries Call inidoor to the Bank You’ll always find me in net Go to HOMER RASMUSSEN’S GENTS furnishings PLACE OUTFITTING GENTLEMEN FOR everything in LUMBER Ice Cream Cigars Tobacco Confectioneries ANEW Cash Store for LUMBER Nephi Plaster Portland Cement and Doors Windows Phone a fine line of Builders' Hadware Johnson-Arneso- Moulding 6 Black Lumber Co n ful” Her Reason “Why did you lead me on to propose to you?” he asked on the night of the dance "Why did you encourage me If you intended to refuse me?” “You do me a great injustice she answered “What have I ever done to make you think that I loved you?” “When you danced with tho other he men” replied "you kept them ot arms’ length But when you danced with me you leaned on my shoulder— you almost let me carry you” “That was to keep my feet oft the floor so that you wouldn't step on my toes You are a very bum dancer Ilavo you no other reayou know sons?" Really Interesting People Stevenson says he once sailed on a steamer which turned out to be a no style on but with plenty with ship to to talk of sailors “Plenty of Bailors to talk to” suggests most anything but that “you can always tell a man by the company he keeps” The great man loves to rub elbows with what too often are unjustly called tho common people people who live their own queer way regardless of manmade laws or tbe whims and edicts of society The common people are the only people who wise or foolish are natural and interesting Natural History "Why sir” said Mr Dustin Stax "do you call me an amphibian?" "I refer to your method of capitalisation" "But t have developed the resources -of the land” But when you get tired of "Yes the land you take to water” Lightning Follows a Man But Bolt Not Only Strikes Him Once Him UnconTwice Rendering scious Both Times f often Mass— It Isn’t very Salem or rather that a man Is struck stiinred by lightning twice In two In the same storm different places who says that no matter where he ran Iowa Lowe Jr of Ipswich thaniel who says that no trnter where he can nr hid during that storm the lightning him When he would bolt lollcwed the lightning would bolt too which was not the Joke It sounds was with two companions Lowe can ring In a cottage on Tapioca Islwhen the Rtorm broke and Ipswich When the clouds grew black and the lightning flared and flashed his comand made grew frighiened panions tor the ilty leaving Lowe who said ho wasn't afraid in the cottage Hardwhen ly hnd his friends left him alone lightning struck the building and tore a bed from which Us way through The hnd Lowe just leaped lightning Lowe unconscious rendered and left 'he Interior of the cottage a wreck Lowo says that when he regained consciousness he was scared and fled tbe Out through ’rom the hr use stem tie bolted heading blindly toHut ward his home three miles away the storm grew fiercer Hnd the lightning snapped and cracked around him until the young man fled for shelter into tbe bam of a neighbor moment The he croucbpd down Info a dark corner and took his first lightning ripped through long breath the barn damaging but not burning it I Again was Lowe shocked Into' uncon( He says that when he Bclousness his senses fright took enteeovered tire possession of him and he tore through the storm all the way to his homo w here it was a long time before lie cpulrl tell anything about what had happened to him NOW COMES Successor “GOO GOO” GNAT to Kissing Bug Makes Its in Philadelphia Stinging Victims on Eyelids Appearance Philadelphia— Although the “kissing bug” is now regarded as defunct a new pest has taken Its painful place in the foTm of an insect which has been named the gnat" pend The ing more scientific classification gnat" attacks the eyelids of Its victims who may or may not be ogling some pretty girl when they are 6tung The latest victim is Charles Lehr of Fifth He was standing at street Proad street and Girard avenue when he felt an insect alight on his eyelid lie tried to brush it away but it held fast He renewed his efforts so forcibly that part of the insect's sting remained attached to tbe eyelid the attack Sharp pains accompanied and Lehr hurried to St Joseph’s hos The wound swelled until a pital lump the size of a walnut developed Physicians treated the wound successfully but it was attended by severe Irritation The gnat” has confined tts field thus far to the northwestern section of the city Several cases have been treated at SL Joseph’s hospital y Alderman Cornell was Incredulous His belief that a woman rushes into with the Joy that a duck matrimony takes to water faded away at that fie advised Schultz to make mother try REAL "Tio eloquent Tel! her of your love adand all that" was the encouraging vice of the alderman But in ten Schultz returned with4 the same sad look lr’s no use she won't get married She’s too bashful” Schultz made a third visit to the bride saying that the alderman would weo them In her a pertinent It was no use so the alderman went home IS TICKLISH TOO Ohio FOR ARMY Farmer Almost Went Into HysWhen Being Measured — Sent Back to Calm Nerves “ terics — He was "too ticklish” could not Join the army the plight of Christian Johnson a young farmer of twenty-twyears who came to Columbus and went to tbe recruiting station to be enlisted as a soldier He looked good to the officers and ail went well till it came time to measure him Every time the officer’s hand touched the young man he almost went into hysand gigterics laughing squirming gling ad infinitum “What’s the matter?” he was asked “I'm so ticklish!” was the answer and it proved so true that it was imto complete measurethe possible ments and be was sent back to the ancestral farm three miles north of with instructions to cairn Columbus at into his nerves ere he tries to military service Columbus O end therefore Such was- ESTATE I Fire Insurance I Life Insurance FARM LOANS Homer McCarty You Richfield May Utah Talk to Otic Man But this an advertisement in paper talks to the whole community Catch the Idea? Emmett Robins PROFESSIONAL BARBER cT'Er IV GET ACQUAINTED ND BRING YOUR LOJNRDY White House Buildinrf Find the Rian Every man and woman is anxious buy some article— necessity oi luxury — every day of his or her life Single handed it would take you months to seek out those interested in your line of business in this paper ' An advertisement does the work instantaneously It corrals the purchaser— brings’ him to your store — makes him buy things you advertised to |