Show t ThatTired Feeling that natural evidence 0 la caused by impure impoverished blood or low condition of the ayatem is burdensome and discouraging Do not put up with it but take Hood's which removes it as nothing Sarsaparilla else does “I had that tired feeling had no ap- and no A Eetite advised ambition to do anything me to take Hood’s (sarsa1 did so and soon that tired parilla feeling was gone I had a good appetite and felt well I believe Hood’s saved me from a long illness" Mrs Johnson' Westfield N J Qet Hood's Sarsaparilla today In liquid form or in tablets called 8arsatabs (Copyright Ian by Aieodated climb!” vbooce eeks — I once knew a man enjoyed moving Seeka — I don’t believe it Weeks— It’s a fact You who re- in lived & gee be "I never will and you get out of here and back to your corn!" Mr Skeen went back to his work The widow was as good whistling as his He let a week elapse and houseboat Politician and Preacher A politician In a western state long and noted suspected of crookedness for his shifty ways was finally indicted and tried The jury was out a long time but eventually acquitted him Alter the verdict was in and the politician was leaving the courtroom a minister who had been In part responsible for the Indictment and trial approached the politician and said : “Well my friend you have escaped but you had a close shave I trust this will be a warning to you to lead a better life and deal more fairly with your fellow men” re“That may be" the politician “That may be but I ain’t plied pledged to any one” — Saturday Evening Post Shouldn’t He? A very good natured broker who is very much larger than his wife and who likes his little joke at someone else’s expense was sitting in the theater A man behind him not knowing who he was leaned forward and whispered “Will you please ask your wife to remove her hat?" “You’d I’m better do it yourself afraid” Whereupon the man behind arose protested and angry The Widower became left the theater And You Must Pay "Experience is the best teaoher' the Wise Guy but her charges are mighty high” added the Simple Mug quoted “Yes One Cook May make a cake "fit (or Queen” while another only succeeds in making a die “pretty good cake” from the same materials It's a matter of skill I who People appreciate have once tasted Post Toasties A delicious food made of White Com — flaked and toasted to a delicate crisp brown — to the “Queen’s taste” Post Toasties are served direct from the package with cream or milk and sugar if desired — ' A “The breakfast favorite I Memory Lingers’ Ltd Postum Cereal Company Battle Creek Mich then Was Hoeing Corn be met her on the street as she was to the postofflee going and stopped her to say: Been thinking that thing over of course? When will you be ready!" Never In all my born days!" she replied “Oh yes you will Widow I’m a determined man We are going to be married I as Just wondering didn’t marry you two years ago” You pester me and I’ll have the law on you!” she almost shouted “You can’t make it pestering to ask a woman to marry you Jog along Widow — I’ll come for you when work slacks off a little Two weeks later the widow saw Mr Skeen approaching the house and she shut and locked all the doors He was in nowise put out He stopped at an open window and with his head Inside and'his body out he cheerfully Inquired: “Shall we go before the squar’ widow or to a preacher I’m willing you should have your way about It" “Neither squar’ nor preacher and you get out of that window!” was called to him Oh It's got to be one or the other Think It over” you know “I won’t do It!" “But you’ll have to Widow I’m sot and when I’m sot that’s the end You are going to be Mrs Skeen of No 2 You can tell all your friends" “I’ll have you arrested before sunI’ll go right off now and see down! SUFFERING Trouble were bloated badly and feet 60 swollen I could not wear my shoes I tried many remedies but became as discouraged nothing me Then helped began taking Doan's Kidney Pills and soon noticed improvement I continued until I could rest well at night and the kidney secretions became normal I do not believe I would be alive today were It not for Doan’s Kidney Pills Remember the name— Doan’s For sale by all dealers 50 cents a box Co Buffalo N Y Prase) of” UCotsv “But ain’t it threats when he says Adelaide — Why Cornells your hair he’s bound to have me?" is all mussed up “No That’s Just saying that be Cornelia — Yes dear you — you see loves you better than any other wom- George stole up and snatched a dozen an and Is willing to swim the mill- kisses before I could scream to don’t you get Why you pond Adelaide — But why don’t you step marry him?” in front of the mirror and rearrange “Because I don’t want to marry any hair? one I don’t and I won’t and 1 call your Cornelia— Gracious! Why I wouldn’t upon the law to Protect me! do it for the world Why none of the Lots o’ laws on the statute books Widow Faber but don’t know — I don’t know about this If Jem Skeen CURED ITCHING AND BURNING was throwing stones at your hens ot breaking your windows the law would "I was taken with the itch In April In him a'l as a but minute long grab he’s only asking you to marry him 1904 and used most everything I what are we going to do? If my old had a friend pay me a visit from woman was dead I reckon I’d ask Cumberland and she advised me to use Cuticura Remedies which J did you myself” The widow didn’t go home with The cure was certainly quick and t ‘ears In her eyes She was too mad use them to this day I had It terriunder bly I only used one my knees ’’or that She hunted around for a of pills but two boxes of Cutiitout club and sood it In a convenient box cura and I use the Cuti3pot and that club was meant for cura Ointment Soap all the time I hope this he Widower Skeen In case be peswill benefit others as It has me after tered again and others could do nothIt so happened however that he Dr for me” (Signed) Miss Lu Johnwas called away for the next two ing weeks on business and the club was son 1523 Ninth St N W Wash- not brought Into use One day Just lnBt°n D C April 3 1910 a In later letter Miss Johnson adds: Widow two as the weeks were up the Faber started out to pay a visit to a “The trouble began with an eruption woman across the creek that ran under my knees and extended upOn the path she wards toward my waist until I was through the town took this creek was crossed by a foot- not able to £lt tJown It kept a constant itchitig' and burning all the time bridge It was a shaky affair at best and few people used It She had jusf nlihFhnd day I went to my doctor reached the middle of the structure but he could do me no good after I when she saw Mr Skeen advancing do not know how many medicines he from the other end She halted and gave me and then told me I would be compelled to go to a skin specialbe came along up and said “Well widow you see I am back ist which I positively refused to do I cried all the time Finally I made Going somewhere?” Remup my mind to try Cuticura "Yes” “I was In hopes I would find you edies and tried Cuticura Pills Ointment and Soap was entirely and I as at home wish to talk about our cured of the three after itching days getting married Better go back with I started The healing using them me” took about eight days I consider “Mr Skeen I’ll never marry you— Cuticura Remedies marvelous and never!” she replied with vigor would recommend them everywhere” “Oh yes you will You forgot that Cuticura Remedies are sold throughman I’ll call this I am a determined world Send to Potter Drug out evening for you to set the date! & Chem Corp Boston for free book “If you pester me again I’ll— on skin afflictions — I’ll- -f INTENSE Case of Kidney Finally Routed Mrs John Light Cresco Iowa says: “For years I was an Intense sufferer from kidney disorders The kidney secretions passed Irregularly my limbs don’t want to He’s asked me three times!" “But that ain’t pestering " said the constable as a smile crossed his face "That is It ain’t within the meaning No low of the law That’s court’pg to stop a man courting as I knows Make the Liver Do its Duty !W Last Literary OF Bad Wat By CARL JENKINS Mr James Skeen was a widower of He had the reputation of befifty ing a persistent man As he bad bad a lawsuit that lasted twenty-twyears bis persistency had been proved It was also known that he had courted his wife for six years and then cap maln forcNine times In ten when the liver la rej! heL ° Mrs Faber was a widow She wai right the stomach and bowels are right pretty well fixed financially and she CARTER'S LITTLE didn’t care to marry again She bad UYER PILLS been put to the test and bad refused gently butfirmly com She was buxom and and pel a lazy liver td Widower Skeen had no moral or legal Jo its duty But he did Cures Con- right to come bothering ti patio n U He made up his mind one day to digestion ask her to be his wife He expected Sick to be refused but that didn’t worry Headache1 him and Distress After 'Eating The was widower hoeing corn in a SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE SMALL PRICE lot next to the widow’s house He Genuine must bear Signature was barefooted and bad on a torn shirt a pair of overalls and an old straw hat Five minutes after making up his mind he dropped his boe climbed the fence and appeared at OF COURSE the widow’s back door She was scourShe had polished ing a milk pan her nose as well as the pan Mr widow" said Skeen “what’s the matter of me and you getting married?" "Lord save us!" gasped the widow as she polished her hand Instead of the pan Jars you eh? Well it shouldn’t! A widow ought to be ready for a proposal any minute" "And a widower ought to have his ears cuffed for making one! Marry you Jim Skeen? Why I wouldn’t think of it for a minute!” "Oh yes you will You’ll think of it a great many minutes Widow Faber you are going to be my second wife as sure as corn grows and ctor ally How at Won YEARS How He Did It At the dinner Saturday of the Military Order of Fore'gn Wars Captain L Burridgj told of a man Carlyle who returning to his domicile at cockcrow an underwent Inspection wife who desired to know how his by he came to have a large bump on his With One Exception ( Harduppe — Every man should marry Everything I have in the world I owe to my wife Wigwag— Don’t forget that ten spot Record yon owe me— Philadelphia Try Marine Eye Remedy for Red Watery Eyes and Uranulatcd Lids No Uiirtna Smarting— JurI Eye Comfort Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes New Woe Murine Liquid "Co anything can make such a of a man as side whiskers for be proud of Hardly fool him to Mrs WtofOow! 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yours able to draw?” "All right We v ill make it Sun6a Id Pat “I can’t “Degorra” say day evening Widow let me call your exactly but she sefems to be able to IF YOU HAVE A SICKLY attention to the fact that we iiave draw the attenshun of Ivery fool In landed on the shores of Deacon town” —The Housekeeper YOUNGSTER TRY THIS FREE Shine’s pasture The deacon owns a bull and that bull is coming for us SUGGEST IT and we muBt climb this tree Up you That’s it Just In time Next time you’re out with friends go He can’t reach us and will go away In and you’re all wondering what you - our The family with young children that ta little stomach muscles will immediately Now as time getting mar- can drink to quench the thirst — somewithout sickness in the house now and correct the trouble We are up a tree of course ried then is rare and so It is Important that thing that you’ll all enjoy — suggest This Is not alone our but that the head of the house should know what of Mrs N H Mead of opinion but don’t you think — ?” Freeport Kana to do in the little emergencies that arise whose has been! taking It granddaughter A child with a serious ailment “I do I do!” she exclaimed in anEveryone will thank you for an needs a successfully and of Mrs J R Whiting In true doctor It Is but the of re“I said I'd never marry you troduction to the most delicious majority of Lena swer who gives It to her chiklrea Instances as any doctor knows the child and takesWlsIt herself It Is sold In fifty but I will You ve pestered and I’ve freshing and beverage suffers from some intestinal trouble cent and one dollar bottles at every constipation been drowned and here’s a bull roar- that anyone could drink It is cool- usually store but If you want to teBt It la There Is no sense In It a pill or drug your family before you buy It send yojir ing at us and I can’t hold out no ing— relieves fatigue and just hits the a remedy containing angiving Is nor opiate address to Dr Caldwell and he will forrecof Yes to the bowels be I'm At carbonor We’lJ flushing James spot always yours! dry longer! ommended Itather give It a small dose ward a supply free of charge be married tomorrow!” ated In bottles — 5c everywhere For the free sample address Dr W H of a mild gentle laxative tonic like Dr 201 Caldwell building Caldwell Monti- As to its wholesomeness — write to Caldwell's Syrup Pfepsln which by cleanPAINTER’S SECRET if the Man VALUABLE Who Painted Harper’s Ferry Is Alive tune Awaits Him 8!gn a For- The living worth of good work is even in small always recognized do not usually things achieve wealth or fame yet It is Bald that a fortune awaits the man who painted a station sign at Harper's Ferry on the Baltimore & Ohio railroad shortly after the completion of the line at that point The Western Society of Engineers has the Blgn on exhibition at their rooms The engineers are trying to ascertain who mixed the paint and applied It to the sign which was placed in position at the Harpet’s Ferry station it about thirty years ago The summer’s beat and winter’s storms have In nc way dimmed the luster of the pain used to make the words “Harper’s the constable!" Ferry” They stand out as boldlj She was as good as her word She as the day they were formed by th entered the presence of that official artist’s brush with tears In her eyes to say: The wood around the letters hat “Zeke Parsons you are a co- been worn about of an nstable” inch by sand beaten against it by "Yes widow I have reached hav fierce winds but the letters high pinnacle" withstood the elements “Ain’t there a law against pestering It is asserted that no paint manua body?” factured nowadays is equal in dura“There sure Is" bility to that which was applied tc "Then I want Jim Skeen arrested the old sign and if the person whe and jailed" mixed it Is living and will take ad"Whew! Why Jim Skeen wouldn’t vantage of the secret he possesses pester a fly” as to its composition it is said he “But I tell you b is pestering me I" can by engaging in the “So! 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