Show ' I r t Insurance Better A suspicious crop of doubts woman raises a large Garfield Tea purifies the blood rheumatism gout and other diseases What we are doing greater force than what ing — Royston with speaks we are say- Constipation causes and seriously aggravates many diseases It is thoroughly cured Tiny by Dr Pierce’s Pellets granules A Real Treat "What are ye eatln’T” "A dime’s worth o’ salt wld — Judge In It” peanuts Much Easier Mabel— Father’s poet Scribbler— Ah poetry? Mabel— Oh no can’t fight The lie tried to throw adores to so like Handle glad some you’re yourself he But you see poets last lover of mine out was a football player! Moissant’s Comparison - Eggsactlng J S Slack the English food said In a recent lecture In Dr "The secret of health Is two meals a day with an occasional fast But of this people won't avail themselves It Is too unpleasant — uperb secret like the fresh egg "A gentleman after cutting the top ff a the egg summoned waiter and said: “ ‘Waiter take this egg back to the kitchen wring Its neck and grill It for me' ” Tuberculosis In Japan Japan Is not lagging behind In the The tuberculosis light against Japan Health association has over and carries on 200000 local members a campaign of lectures In the cities and towns of the country TubercuIn Japan due losis is Increasing 8 Kltasato of Tokyo Prof Briefly as to the rapid development of the the Infactory system- of Industry troduction of modern methods and manners of civilization and the acuteness of tbe struggle for existence ' COFFEE HEART Very Plain In Some People many people go on suffering ffrom annoying ailments for a long time before they can get their own consent to give up tbe Indulgence from which their trouble arises A gentleman In Brooklyn describes as follows: Tils experience some months “I became satisfied ago that I owed the palpitation of the heart from which I suffered almost daily to the use of coffee (I had been a coffee drinker for 30 years) but 1 found It very hard to give up the bevA great erage TREATMENT UNIQUE Copenhagen Jewish family — erations JEWISH FAMILY grandmother THE TALE OF A BIG FEED Injury May Be diclous Application ous Substances FAMOUS HAMPTON COURT OAK It requires pretty close observation and thorough understanding of conditions In order to distinguish gas from Borne other types of poisoning likely to Injury which are sometimes In tbe gypsy For example arise moth district about Boston tbe trunks of many trees have been treated with crude oil and various other substances which are exceedingly injurious to trees Crude oil or kerosene when sprayed on the bark of a tree will penetrate the bark and kill and these substances the cambium will also penetrate tbe wood to some extent Unless one Is perfectly famiSpecial care la taken by the Engliar with the characteristics of trees lish authorltes to preserve the fapoisoned with gas It would be a very mous oak tree in Hampton Court these two park This oak it is said is about easy matter to confound In of classes both cases the one thousand years old Its trunk Is injuries bark becomes loose and falls off the about 45 feet wide and being hollow From careful ob- can afford tree very quickly room for a dozen servations of the trunks of trees people Tbestanding tree has had several however the effects of crude oil can narrow escapes from destruction For be generally dlstingulsted from those Instance some while ago a quantity caused by gas by one who Is familiar of dried grass and paper was placed with these characteristic Injuries Inside the trunk and set alight Would Add tQ New York Parks HIS OWN FUNERAL STOPS Another Important office of the proposed park and parkway system sugIf John Gonder of Jersey City bad gested for New Fork would be to pro- delayed his return home a few hours tect the great bridges says the Sun longer the body of another man would of that city The space under and for have been burled as bis Gonder who some 200 feet each side of the bridge la employed In a Bayonne factory disapproaches should he Included In the appeared five weeks ago Tbe body of park space and should be free of a man of hs age was taken from the A comparatively small con- Kill von Hull Wednesday In the buildings flagration along that part of the East company with several of her six chiriver containing the approaches of the ldren her James Swoodey Manhattan Williamsburg and Brookand other relatives Mrs Gonder Idenlyn bridges might destroy all three of tified tbe body as that of her husband these bridges was in readiness when Everything In such a case the loss to the peoGonder returned to bis borne He time and situation ple in business 'had read of the body having been would probably be greatly in excess Identified as his After his wife and of the actual money value of the de- six children had been persuaded that The large public he was not dead Gonder telephoned stroyed bridges should be protected In the Undertaker buildings Guy to call the funeral same way and all future schools etc off and last night there was merryshould be located along the line of the making st the Gonder home Guy Is Although cities cannot out the price of the park system grave and coffin be built to order to definite Ideals Gonder said he had been away visitmuch can be done to Improve those friends ing that have been handed down to us A QUEER RAILWAY COW ADOPTS LITTER OF PIGS An unusual Instance of was brought ‘to light recently on a farm owned by C Anderson near Elkton Md where a cow was found to be raising a litter of young pigs A calf bad been taken away from the cow and Mr Anderson expected to get large quantities of milk But he was surprised to find that her output wh below tbe average and he could not understand why she bad so little milk A close watch kept on her revealed tbe fact that she had somehow gotten three pigs from a sow whose mother Instinct had waned and was allowing the young porkers all the privileges of her departed calf The pigs and their cow mother seemed to bs getting on well VICAR SEVENTY-ON- STRANGE PLACE FOR NEST THE ONLY BEING In the SEEDSMEN making tlioro all omnnetltora Catalog of country we lead Field Testa of Seed Write lor our Big Free CO ALTON PORTKR-- or 17? PRorrmmiOHAL mUPPLimm Balt Lake City OALT LAKrn CITY AUArmum KOOAH PIMimHIMO ano tXPAHT photo MEN AND WOM KN to Learn BarberTrsde in Kight Weeks Tuition with art of tools With partial aet of tools With your own Molar tools Kin Addreaa Barbor Collage Halt Lake City Utah Street Commercial "Here Maude Our Doctors The small boat here shown In Its normal position on a rock has never been on the water for It Is neither more nor less than a which Is a feature of a famous restaurant in Nice During the season It Is crowded with visitors for dejeuner and dinner In every respect save that for Its deck fittings are substituted chairs and tables It resembles an ordinary sailing vessel Eagles Used to Catch Eagles loathed In Washington a Russian diplomat how Tolstoi ridi“You remember culed physicians In ‘War and Peace'? I heard him ridicule three of Well them to their faces over a vegetarian dinner at Yasnaya Polyana “ ‘Physicians’ he said bitterly looking up from a plate of lentils ‘may be divided Into two classes — the radicate who kill you and the conservatives who let you die’ ” His Limitations “George” said Mrs Youngfathen “here’s a story of a New York policeman who all alone stopped a hand of Could howling anarchists you do that George?” cried me?” “Who Mr I can’t even stop a “Why howling baby” e And he resumed his walk A Friendly Tip Saplelgh — Would you — er — advise me to — er — marry a beautiful girl or a sensible girl? Hammersley— I’m afraid you’ll never be able to marry either old man Sapleigh — Why not? Hammersley— Well a beautiful girl could do better and a sensible girl would know better— Exchange What's the Use Optimist — Yes sir If you’ll drink buttermilk three times a day you'll live ten years longer Pessimist — But what’s the use of living ten years longer If you have to drink buttermilk three times a day? ACCIDENT At Knebworth Leicestershire a bird as built its nest In the side pocket f a scarecrow Stmt "The late Count Tolstoi physicians” said at a dinner A peculiar accident recently befell John Bortelsheln a wealthy farmer living near Lemoyne O Thrown on the pilot of the engine of a fast passenger train which struck and demolished his and Instantly killed his wife buggy who was riding with him he was carried a distance of six miles to the next stop There he alighted dazed from the shock and exposure to the cold’ but otherwise uninjured When he stepped from the pilot of the gine he still held part of the broken lines in one hand together with the lap robe Ladm treated THE Salt Lika Thart aa m la tbair ewa privately Saatb The Bride's Edict hailed comes the bride” Fulton da a demure young beauty and her proud escort Joined the supper party Then she told a story on her blushing young friend same hotel with “I live at the Ethel” said Miss Fulton "ana sit at the same table with her Yesterday Bhe at breakfast morning pouted suiaed at luncheon and at dinner was so cold that her adoring young huswas almost band distracted From soup to coffee he pleaded abjectly to at least be told the nature of bis Ethel's EXPENSIVE fense FEEDING STUFFS Finally’ lips began to quiver and a great big tear splashed A Colorado farmer the other day into her finger bowl “ ‘Jack’ she burst forth ‘if I ever In took Into the government offices Denver a 5 bill which bad been eaten dream again that you have kissed anThe bill had been other woman I'll never speak to you by grasshoppers chewed nearly to pieces apparently as long as I live!’ "—Young’s by a horde of grasshoppers which had attacked It A Rhode Island man lyBrief All Around ing ill with rheumatism not long ago saw a rat chew into fragments a $10 j'A young woman from the east who bill and was helpless to prevent the a Seattle man ! recently had married destruction The fragments were how- a novel experience when she engaged ever redeemed by the government ss Chinese cook were the remains of the $5 bill which her first ‘‘What’s your name?” she asked the Colorado grasshoppers devoured when the preliminaries had been settled BOAT ALWAYS ROCKS ON said “My name Hong Long Loo” the Celestial with much gravity ‘And I am Mrs Harrington Richard his said employer “I Buckingham" am afraid I shall never be able to reI member your name — It's so long shall call you John” Caines “All light” returned the a “Your of with a suspicion amlle namee too longee too I eall reu Charles” — Harpqr’s Magazine YEARS The Rev Henry Martyn Sherwood who recently completed seventy-onyears af jJar of the parish of White Ladies Aston'has placed his resignation In tbe hands of the Bishop of Worcester Mr Sherwood was graduated from Oxford years ago and was ordained deacon In 1836 He accepted the living Of White Ladies In 1839 and four years later be was also appointed to the inyumbency of Broughton Hackett which he held until 1898 It is claimed for the retiring vicar that be Is the oldest clergyman In the diocese of Worcester — London Standard FOR Drunkenness and Opium Diseases moth- There are still some mighty eaters left Not long ago a Berlin market porter undertook for a wager to put away at one sitting six mutton chops twelve eggs a goose a duck six lbs of potatoes And twenty-twpounds of Difficulties were hay anticipated with tbe last course and large sums were laid against the accomplishment of the feat The ingenious porter solved the difficulty by calling for a finished the cigarette after he had He then set light to the hay duck pounded the ashes up with potatoes and swallowed the lot After a heated discussion the referee declared him the winner St Moritz is the great winter playground of Europe and there the eporta of that season of the year are most highly developed Skating tobogganing OF TREES and skiing are all popular but perhaps the amusement most liked by both In which the better known as men and women la In In manner the a la towed by shown Illustration the horse Done by Injuof Vari- A POSITIVE and MANENT CURE boasts of a unique of five gen consisting er and daughter This has been produced by a series of early marriages the eldest child of which has been a daughter In each case The oldest link In the chain Is only In Mrs Levyson t her year She has five children among them Mrs Salomon-sebroker married to a She may claim to be Europe’s youngest as she Is still a long way off tbe mark Her eldest daughter Albert Mrs Meyer the wife of a large paper merchant is a young and charming Her eldest daughter grandmother Mrs Hugo Trier also a merchant's wife and the mother of the fifth generation Is barely eighteen Her child is a healthy little girl who still has an of beating the record opportunity sanity “One day I ran across a very sensible and straightforward presentation of tbe claims of Postum and was so impressed thereby that I concluded to give It a trial with It was unsat“My experience isfactory till I learned how It ought to be prepared — by thorough boiling for not Idss than 15 or 20 minutes After I learned that lesson there was no trouble "Postum proved to be a most palatPark Engineers able and satisfactory hot beverage J he engineer Bhould be one who and I have used it ever since can cut loose from exact lines and has on been grades when by an adaptation of ex"The effect my health The heart palpitation isting circumstances most salutary an artistic ef from which I used to suffer so much feet can be produced or a saving This Is especially particularly after breakfast has dis- made Important appeared and I never have a return of In constructive work While a good it except when I dine or lunch away engineef cannot know too much about from borne and drink the old kind of horticulture he should at least know trees and shrubs fairly well and have coffee because Postum Is not served I find that Postum cheers and Invig- a knowledge of their soil requireorates while It produces no harmful ments stimulation” Name given by Postum Co Battle Creek Mich Beating the Enemy Ten days’ trial proves an eye opener A Lovell Wyoming merchant has to many In a local a half page advertisement Road to "The book the Read little stating that any one contemplatWellvllle" In pkgs “There’s a Rea- paper ing sending an order to a mall order son" can If they will come Into his bouse Grrr rend the above letterT A The store get tbe order filled at the same aoe iurnrn from timed tofoiltime of fcamao nrlce and on the same terms re (trnulne 'tm ntrrrst A at St Morite Ski-Jori- ng Although human life is lengthening so much the mortality tables upon which the Insurance companies base the premiums they charge their clients are more than fifty years old half the population of the Nearly United States Is Insured and the comout after the panies are reaching other half Many planB have been devised for the lengthening of tbe lives of the policy holders sg that they may pay premiums the greatest Most of possible number of years these plans have been along the lines of the prevention of tuberculosis and other prevalent diseases- but none of them has been carried out except In theory as yet It Is safe to say however that if the great Insurance comsums of with the Incalculable panies should take money that they control up seriously the question of purifying which In and bettering the cities their policy holders live they would speedily get their Investments back many times over through the of In the village creased Income Bournville a suburb of Birmingham the death rate la less than England half what It is in Birmingham The village is owned and kept sanitary by a great manufacturlng concern that to its Inhabitants gives employment and spends money in keeping them housed and clean purely as a business Investment Much exDu- Do Tbe great life insurance companies have been bestirring themselves in the last two or three ybara and looking Into the subject of how and why longevity is increasing and how It can be made to Increase still further They have found that more people reach years of age than ever before In the history of the world but that they die faster after than they ever did before The high pressure of modern life they say Is to blame for this as well as for the tremendous increase of In- "The late John B MoiBsant was a genial as well as a skillful airman” aid a Chicago editor well a visit he once ‘1 remember made me with drawings of an aeroplane of his own invention under his arm I joked him a little about the machine— It certainly had a heavy awkward look: But he said with a laugh: “ ‘Oh don't judge even an aeroplane by its outside What If the man discovered who the oyster hadn't PROPER topped to pry open the shell?’” pert luth: Not Could Companies Than Seek to Improve Dwelling Placet —Judge A Misunderstanding anecdote is related Glasgow: Hla lordship was traveling by rail one In Scotland day and tendered a to the booking clerk for a “fiver” of set out Every year following ancient custom the Chinese of to Mongolia about the ninth moon in search of eagles They march In procession carrying on their shoulders long poles from which their personal belongings hang and on which tame eagles to be used at decoys perch When the epot chosen for the trapping has been reached targe nets are aet and In on the ground On these are spread little dried fish called the center of each is placed one of the decoy birds This begins to eat the then the men ate fish and so attracts wild eagles who follow its example tloned there for the purpose cloee the net The following the late Lord ticket “Put your name on It” sakl the youth Lord Glasgow Indorsed it “Glaand handed the sgow” as requested note back “litre you old Idiot!" erted tlw clerk “I want to know who yon are end not where you are going to" |