Show SWINDLE HUGE Ten Dollars UNEARTHED A guaranteed jeweled nickel movement in a twenty vear filled cave for $1000 Very special value Other watcher of all standard maker at minimum price it New York Broker Inspectors Mails to Defraud Charged by Using the Stock Buyers With Salted Ghosts Write ut about I By 170 MIM St SALT LAKE CITE UTAH A A POSITIVE and MANENT CURE FOR Drunkenness and Diseases Opium Harris priratrly as publicity m ricinaas Lrdisi treated in tbair ewa boian THE 334 South Stmt Salt BEING In the Field Testa Write THE ONLY SEEDSMEN thoro country ot Heeds we lead allmaking competitors lor our Big Free Catalog oi PORTER-- ALTON CO Salt Lake City Not His Fault Little Augustus Jounson had learned some things about the face of a clock but not quite all there Is to (know “What time Is it ’GustuJ?” askA nls employer one night to test him “It’s Jes 8 o’clock” said the boy after a careful survey of the clock “No you’re wrong” said his em“It won’t be 8 for quite a ployer while yet — not for twenty minutes” “Bofe hands Is p’lntlng to 8 Jes’ as straight as dey can p’int” said the boy stubbornly “If dey ain’t telling 'de truf I cyan’t help It" — Youth’s Companion Might be in a Nice Fix men of Milwaukee were discussing the case of a person of their acquaintance whose obituary it had been printed by mistake in one of that 'city’s newspapers “Oh hbjy exclaimed one of the Germans ’go dey haf brlnted der funeral noticq of a man who is not dead already! Veil now he’d be in a nice fix if he vas one of dose beeble 'vot believes everything dey sees in der papers” — Harper’s Magazine Two and Feeding Teaching A student at the Western Reserve university suffers from obesity It apeven professors do not lovo that pears a fat man After a particularly unsuccessful recitation m an English course the professor said: “Alas Mr Blank! You are better fed than taught” “That’s right professor" sighed the youth subsiding heavily "You teach me I feed myself” First Choice Mr Jawback — “My dear I was one of the first to leave" Mrs Jawback — “Oh you always say that" Mr Jawback — “I can prove it this time Look out in the hall and see the beautiful umbrella I brought home’’— Toledo Blade Advanced Fast “Mike didn't you have some trouble when you landed at New York?" “Divll a bit sor” “You hadn’t any password admitting you to the country had you?” “No sor but before I had been in the country tin days I had the grip” —Chicago Tribune Aliment Explorer’s “Did that explorer suffer any sical aliment as a result of his to the arctic regions?” phy- trip “Yes” “What was “Writer’s Star it?” cramp” — Washington It Happened in Idaho Perhaps A gentleman once started on a He having to go on lon Journey foot got weary and lay down in a (fence corner to rest The sun being eo warm and he so weary he fell asleep By chance he had a pumpkin seed In his pocket The ground was damp this made the seed sprout and then It When he awoke he was algrew most 25 miles away from where he He was curled up in a lay down pumpkin blossom What She Wanted Father (to his daughter) — I’ve brought you a zither for your birthday my dear and a book by which you can teach yourself to play on it in a month Daughter— '’But it was the zither teacher I wanted most — Fliegende Blatter No Secret is your husband a Chucksley of any secret society?” thinks he is — but he talks In — sleep” Chicago Tribune “Mrs member “He his A Fair Return himself in barMinister (arousing chair) — All through yet Barber — Aye lang syne — been Minister Then I must have Indulging in a quiet nap? Barber— Ye wls that Bir Minister — It was very good of you not to waken me I am very thankful for what has been a most refreshing sleep man haud Barber — Hoots yer it's only a fair return I slept tongue all through your sermon last London ber's An Uphill Job Figg — Don’t you wish you could live your life over again? — Fogg Well I should say not! I've r endowment policy got a maturing this month—Boston Trans' cript One on the Parson Parson Joiner — It must be dreadful to have to impose a life sentence upon a man Judge Judge Jolly — You ought to know parson you do it yourself — Boston Transcript LAWRENCE ALFRED CLAY New York— In a raid on the stock offices on Monday in Fifth brokerage Copyright 1910 by Associated Literary Press avenue occupied by Wisner & Co and MrB the Standard Securities company relict of awakened by sounds that made her George Armstrong irfor breath postoffice inspeebors charge that George Armstrong of the village of sit up In bed and gasp regularities amounting to more than Brunswick had passed her year of Her bedroom window looked out on True to Her Nature had $2000000 been brought to light mourning and there were gossips in the garden and the sash was raised Maud — Did you Jiear the news? "Widow Armstrong” said a voice the village mean enough to say that Transactions in excess of $10000000 Of that was certainly “I Madge has eloped human not the country are credited she was In the market again throughout — Jack Madge always was a flighty No am here to warn you!” to the two concerns in the last few course they did her injustice sort of a girl She looked out widow is ever in the market If it so Under the apple years Archie and lEmmett S Wisner con- happens that women contract a sec- tree stood a ghost It was none of Shortly after her marriage a woman surforthe vapory ghosts that wave it is a matter of stituting the ownership of both con- ond marriage packs bor ideals away in moth halls They didn’t plan to ward and backward over the ground cerns and Grover S Trumbull chief prise to them and pays no more attention to them but a The charge Is and how they came to do It is a matchap in white who clerk were arrested until she becomes a widow stood firmly on his feet puzzle theirv using the malls to defraud by selling ter towas It true that the widow Arm“Widow” continued the voice “beworthless stocks was looked upon with favor ware of the piano tuner! He is s strong The specific charge is that the by several men There was the piano doomed to go mad! Beware of the mail correspondence through tuner came down from Cleveland butcher! He will slay you as you represented to stock purchasers that every that his sleep if you on two months three or of Beware him! Oil marry the California Diamond company She bad no the lightning He will get rod man was actively at work when as a mat- rounds of the villages ter of fact according to the charge piano but he called and discussed your last dollar and then abandon He had long you! opera with her Beware!” Beware! Beware! the company wa3 dormant and had grand hair and wild eyes and dandruff on And then Mr Ghost retreated lost title in 1908 to the property it his coat collar and he had thrown noiselessly and gave the frightened was claimed to be operating out hints that his artistic soul longed widow a chance to get her breath for a mate All the rest of the night she lay with WINDSTORM BRINGS RUIN Then there was the sewing machine heir head covered up and expecting He had short hair tame eyes the summons Buildings Unroofed and Railroads Put man and she any moment and no dandruff but he had his good was a Out of Commission by Miniature happy woman when the roostALCOHOL-- 3 and ers PER CENT He committed had points pages began crowing for daylight Cyclone in Pennsylvania Vegetable Preparation for Aspages of Shakespeare to memory and Did she rush off to tell the neighsevere electrical between the way he could spout them Philadelphia — A similating the Food andRcgula-tinbors as soon as she had eaten her storm accompanied by a high wind and repair a sewing the Stomachs and Bowels of machine was breakfast? Not a bit of it If she which at times blew with cyclonic something to make a widow sit up had told of the ghost she must have sec- and think force swept over the northern words She the repeated ghost's tion of this city shortly after 6 o’clock And then there were the village wasn’t of those three Promotes Digestion Cheerfuin butcher the lightning rod mjn the offers ofgoing to tell and Monday night leaving destruction set other marriage its wake lness and Rest Contains neither druggist over at Liverpool and the tongues to And before noon wagging were demolished houses man who came twice a year to sell came Buildings Opium Morphine nor Mineral she began to doubt the ghost unroofed and the New York division the farmers fertilizers and labor savNot She went out to the apple tree and of the Pennsylvania railroad was ing machinery she found tracks on the soil — tracks afOlHOrSAMElMWEX For not being on the market and of boots or placed out of commission by the demshe didn’t know tracks tW olition of its tower at Holmesburg and for a woman who did not in the least when she saw them 'Some one had JtxStnnm ftothtllt Salts its station at Tacony New York encourage the flattery of men the wrapped himself In a sheet and Ams Sud trains are being routed via the Tren- widow Armstrong was well provided some one had held a peach stone In PtyptrmuU fit CtnitimUStdn ton cutoff which was not in the path for The last but not least of her his mouth while he talked h'trm Sttd admirers was the village carpenter of the high winds Cartitd Sugar When a man trllles with a widow firtvur Hla name was Phillips Httikiym and he was he doesn’t know what he Is going to is Gotch a bachelor Still Champion' He was a coy man and get When this widow had decided A perfect Remedy forConstipa-lioOf course he couldn't Salt Lake City — In two straight a shy man Diarrhoea that she was being guyed by some Stomach Sour falls Frank Gotch world's champion one she went across the street and Worms Convulsions Feverishwrestler defeated Jack heavyweight borrowed a shotgun to Bhoot cats ness and LOSS OF SLEEP Leon the Russian giant in thiscity with and paid a boy ten cents to load It with powder and salt and The match was for Monday night Facsimile Signature of and was show her how to fire It the world’s championship No ghost came that night or the witnessed by a large crowd The first next On the third day the Liverpool The Centaur Company fall came in minutes with his druggist drove over and eased an inside nelson hold and the second NEW YORK heart by a confession and palpitating in ten minutes with h toe hold but a were His tracks hardly proposal the champion generously declined to macold when in came the sewing count this fall on account of the preHe must tell her of his chine man judice against the hold and allowing TSve to "Guaranteed under the Food and He was permitted orperlsh Leon to wrigle out of the hold pinned tell The fertilizer man had meant Exact Copy of Wrapper his shoulders to the mat for the third to be firBt but came in third being time with a reverse nelson Deacon detained PROOF in the Morning! We feel tell you about how good you’ll after taking a CASCARET— millions of people — buy uso them — But that’s and recommend talk — you buy a box now — take as and get the proof directed in the morning — After you know CASCARETS never be you’ll without them CASCARETS 10c box for a week’s Ill ggest seller treatment liildrUireiHIN In the world Million boxes a mouth that c miJiuwiPn 1 For Infants and Children The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Narcotic ' unavoidably by He also loved and had to Robinson tell of it or run the risk of an explosion To each of the last three the widow returned the same answer as to the first three Six proposals In a week and six men going away fairly happy When it is figured right down any widow is a blessing to the land The widow ArmMidnight again leans The shotgun strong sleeps The ghost comes against the wall across the garden with noiseless feet Cats take one brief glance and fly for Saves Man’s Life of a Boise Idaho — The passage small bill of 100 words by the eleventh Idaho legislature has already saved one man Robert Worth alias Edward Smith from the gallows fon murder and will determine the fate of others now on trial for murder in the This little but extraorfirst degree dinarily important bill was introduced by Senator C H Potts of Kootenai county It places In the hands of a trial Jury power to elect whether a defendant on trial for murder in the first degree shall hang or be imprisoned in the Btale penitentiary for life New Law Disastrous Blaze in Boise Boise Idaho— One of the most stubborn and disastrous fires that has visited Boise in years Monday afternoon gutted the large wholesale house of Carlson & Lusk the leading southern firm causing a loss Idaho hardware estimated at $30000 covered by about The fire was only $40000 Insurance placed under control after four hours of fighting Every fireman in the city to the call for assistance responded Celebrating Jubilee of Unity Rome — The celebration of the Jubilee of Italian unity began Monday with the formal opening by King Victor Emmanuel of the international a uniOn Wednesday art exhibition versal exhibition will begin at Turin II in 1861 Victor Emmanuel where grandfather of the present monarch assumed the title of king of Italy (as Emmanuel I) Victor Doctor Dies From Pin 6cratch suLos Angeles— Dr H G Cates perintendent of a local hospital and a leading surgeon of the city died early Monday of blood poisoning the result his of having accidentally pricked hand with a safety pin while bandaging a wound In the operating room a week ago Still Talking About Silver Service Pastors’ federaWashington— The tion of this city has decided to appeal to President Taft from the decision of the secretary of the navy who declines to reject the silver service bearYoung ing the likeness of Brigham proposed to be presented to the battle- ship Utah Formulating Rules Washington— Democratic members of the new committee on rules of the headed house by Rrepresentative met Henry of Texas the chairman Monday and will be in session daily until congress convenes House Committee Bankers Approve Aldrich Plan com currency Washington— The Bankers’ asof the American sociation representing 12000 of the unani22000 banks of this country mously approved the Aldrich plan of monetary reform on Monday mittee ONE OF THE EARLY For Over Thirty Years Ilf TNI J Quito So BIRDS “Was brother hurt at your vaulting last night?” “Yes but he hopes right” to get pole over it all looks words — steps the alphabet by which you spell acter — Lavater Actions from char- lira Wlnfitow’s Soothing Syrup for Children teething softens the gums reduces Inflammaa bottle tion allays pain cures wind colic I am here to warn you “Widow Do not marry the sewing maagain! chine man! "Do not marry the drug store man! “Do not marry the fertilizer man!” of The widow slipped softly out bed There stood the ghost under the apple tree He had the same white sheet around him —same In his mouth! She reached for Mrs Joskins — That last leg of mutthe old guu and as the ghost turned to ton was beastly tough be swallowed up in the night she Mr Trimmins — You surprise me fired There was a yell and a fall mum Why it was quite a young Boots lamb The ghost had been salted and legs kicked the air — the sheet Mrs Joskins —Urn Must have kept was thrown off and the next minute late hours then! the widow was out door and bending over a man and saying: Up to Him Mr “Why — why— It’s Phillips! I lost $5 toTom — I'm dead sore Why — why — what on earth!” day I feel like somebody ought to want to “I — I didn’t marry kick me you anybody but me!” he exclaimed as he Tess (absently) — Why don't you struggled to his knees ask father for my hand tonight— he’s “But I didn’t know you cared for right in the library me!” “But I do!” Heaven won’t seem worth while to “Well come in and sit down and some women unless there’s an occawe’ll see how badly you are hurt” sional bargain sale “But I can't — can't sit down!” “Then and come over tomorrow ONIV ONF “BROHO QriNTNE” stand up and tell me you want me for That la Ixxik for All VS IIKOMO QLiNINK W URoVk of the signature LmU the World a wife and' maybe I’ll say yes!” over u Cure a Cold to one Cay Women Voters on Defense The women voters of Washington state have formed a committee to defend themselves from misrepresentation by persons opposed to woman At a meeting held the other suffrage day at Seattle representatives of the suffrage clubs of the state organized the committee which consists of one representative from each of the suffrage clubs and is especially to reply to untrue statements “regarding any control of the votes of women in fa vor of any particular candidate oi Use c their lives a always run away when he saw woman coming but he talked as little as be could and got away as soon as he could He hadn’t married simply because he was shy It was when the widow Armstrong laid off her weeds that a great event happened in the life of Mr Phillips He found himself thinking of her — not thinking whether she wanted a summer kitchen built on to her house or the picket fence repaired but of her as a prospective wife He thought and blushed He thought and dodged He thought and felt chills It was no use to banish the thoughts! Once they got a foothold they stuck by him like a porous plaster But what could the poor man do? There he was born shy and coy and the widow might marry 20 times over before he would dare to tell her of his love He did brace himself to walk by her house and to bow to her and to sit In the pew behind her at church but at the same time he realized that widows are not won that He even went so far as to put way a hinge on her gate and make her a gratis but was that courting and telling her that he could not live without her? And all the while Mr Phillips was loving and hoping and dlspairlng he was hearing from the gossips how this or that man was laying siege to the widow's heart He just groaned as he listened to the talk Then the hour came to him when it must be either suicide or a bright idea The as he was bright idea came Just selecting a rope and a limb The widow Armstrong had had a The butcher the pleasant day of it tuner and the lightning rod piano man had all called the same afternoon and laid their hearts at her feet She hadn't refused and trampled on them — oh no! She had simand ply said that she felt honored if in the future — years and years in the future— should she desire to marry again — They had to be content with this No wise widow ever turns a man down so completely aa to leave him withMrs out a hope to cling to and Armstrong went to bed happy fearless but at midnight aha was In No woman can be happy who too much time to think of things are none of her business criers were abolished clubs were organized In thing the world i The Wretchedness of Constipation Can quickly bo overcome by CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS Purely vegetable —act surely and Bendy on the j Ay wJZA'gs Head- - ache and Indigestion Small PiQf Small Dizzinew Genuine They do tbeir duty Small ftrico Doss mux beat Signature The use of the starts habits of has that Garfield Tea stimulates the liver corrects constipation cleanses the s stern and rids the blood of impurities All druggists Town women’s The busiest idle curiosity ttiN ilek nlUf Is v Thompson’s Eye Wafer tut IrriUUmi uni mb — A BITBINERfll OF YOUR OWN M or experirnc to f76 weekly no cupltal canYaasm Writ a for f roe Harkcom necessary &Uon 807 8ykea lilk Alliuietapoila AlUixu OWN prpctus when W N U Salt Lake City No FREE SAMPLE OF LAXATIVE CURED THEIR CONSTIPATION party" President Enjoys the Dance President Taft danced four houri the other night In the east room oi the White House at the party giver by Mrs Taft in honor of Helen and young Robert The president carried his weight with the agility of a youni cannot in man Mrs Taft however hei dulge too much in the whirl health not permitting The danclni began at 10 and kept up without inter when suppei ruptlon until midnight was served and was then resumed un til S in the morning When a person has become discouraged through years of failure to find a cure and Anally perhaps gives up trying It is small wonder that he becomes skepAnd yet to all who have contical we would say “Try just one stipation thing more" We wish you would try Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin a laxative tonic that has been used for a generation Thousands are using It surely some of your friends You can buy It of among the number any druggist at fifty cents and one dollar a bottle but better still send your name and address to Dr Caldwell for a He will send you free sample bottle enough to convince you of Its merits and then If you like It you can buy it of your Mr J J Petty of Unlonvilla druggist Mr George W Zimmerman of Harrisburg Pa and many others of both sexes and in all parts of the country first used a sample bottle and now have it regularly In the house You will learn to do away with salts waters and cathartics for these are but temporary reliefs while Dr Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin Is guaranteed to cure perIt will train your stomach and manently bowel muscles so that they will do their work again naturally without outside aid Cast aside your skepticism and try Syrup Pepsin For the free sample address Dr W B Caldwell 201 Caldwell building MontV cello Mo |