Show V ( SQUARE PIES OF HIS When you have a difficult job Q IN WATCH OR JEWELRY RE P AIRING better bring It to us in the first place h will be much cheaper than J We are equipped to to experiment handle anything of jhat kind and rather like to get the hard oner Send it in LAM Excursion Los Angeles and return via $40 r UTAH DAY AT LAND SHOW MARCH 23 Tickets on sale March 21 only good returning days from date of sale See agent for information and reservations 169 Main Street Salt Lake City Drunkenness and Opium Diseases Ladies treated at Thars b m publicity m sickaui KEELEY privately aa ia their ewa hoists STITUTE 334 South Strut Salt Uko City BEING THE ONLY In the Field Tests of Seed SEEDSMEN country making thoro we lead all competitors Free Catalog ot Write lor our Big CO Salt Lake City Peggy's Threat William R Hotchkin president ot the Sphinx club said of advertising at the club’s recent banquet at the in New York: - "Honest advertising and honest ard the only methods that pay public wants honest goods Advertise them then honestly and the coy public will respond like Peg'gy "‘Peggy’ said Sandy ‘Ah’m sayin’ Peggy will Ahklss yer cheek?” “ ‘If ye daes’ said ‘AhMl Peggy skreich’ ‘Oh!’ said Sandy ‘dinna skreich’ ‘“An’ don’t ye kiss me on the mooth then’ said Peggy ‘for If ye did Ah couldna 6kreich at all’’’ — Cincinnati Enquirer goods The Women and Suffragette On his visit to America Father of London (called in ChesVaughan terton “the Mayfair priest who makes the' comfortable classes feel uncomfortable”) was asked: "Would you give votes to women? no difficulty “I would mak about giving votes to women” he answered “But you understand” he added with twinkling eyes “once you give votes to women the suffragettes would be wanting them also” — Sucess Magazine UTAH LEGISLATIVE GOSSIP SHIPS LOADING MINING Mr OiJsome Is Reminded of Them by of Griddle for Advertisement Square Pancakes Happenings Ninth In Branches Both General Assembly- of - “I find In a newspaper” said Mr Oldsome “an advertisement of a grid die to cook square panscakes I never before heard of a square pancake but I that In my distinctly remember youth in my home we had square pies If you’ve heard of square pies for heaven’s sake choke me off right here but if you haven't you might like to “Square pies were not exactly square they were baked In straight side oblong tins that were square cornered The pies baked In such tins or oust were always either pumpkin ard never mince or apple or any sort of pie with works that were chopped or otherwise of such nature that they would easily fall out when a piece of pie was lifted "These square pies used to cut six or eight pieces to the pie You cut first straight down the length of the tin from end to end In the middle and then you cut across at equidistant points either two or three times according to the number of pieces Into which you wanted to cut the pie “This gave you either six or eight pieces in a pie according to the number of crosscuts you made the pieces being each square and all of approximately the same size exactly so If the cutting was done accurately as from long practice it was likely to be But obviously the corner pieces bad twice as much crust as the Inside pieces was not a disadvantThis however age for some people like more filling I always used some like more crust to ask for a corner piece” WHEN HEINE A POSITIVE and CURE FOR YOUTH The SAW NAPOLEON Trees Appeared to Bow to the Little Emperor Said the Great i (There German Poet came a day also when the “It was young Heine Baw Napoleon: In the avenue of the palace 'garden at Dusseldorf As I thrust my way I the throng thought of the through deeds and the battles which M Le Grand had drummed to me and my heart beat the march of the general — and yet at the same time I thought of the police order prohibiting riding through the avenue penalty five shillings — and the emperor with his suite rode down the middle of the avenue and the scared trees bowed as he passed and the sunbeams trembled In fear and curiosity through the green leaves and In the blue heavens there swam visibly a gold star ‘The emperor was wearing his modest green uniform and his little cocked hat knowi the world over He was riding a little white horse that paced so calmly so proudly so securely and with such an air Listlessly sat the emperor almost loosely and one hand held high the rein and the other tapped gently on the neck of the little The emperor rode calmhorse ly down the middle of the avenue No agent of the police opposed him behind him proudly rode his followers on foaming steeds and they were laden with gold and adornments the drums rattled the trumpets blared and with a thousand voices the people cried: "Long live 'The emperor!’” — New York World The bill appropriating of a million of dollars for the erection of a new state capitol Is now Governor a law Spry" on Monday signed the measure which passed the last week legislature The Eardley coal rates bill was killMoned by a decisive vote In the house by the adoption qf an day afternoon adverse report by the committee on public utilities' The governor approved nineteen new laws on Monday The senate measures and the passed fourteen house seven which caused one of the members to remark that had they done as will at the beginning of the session there would have been no need for working overtime If Utah is given another members of congress in the congressional apfrom the speportionment expected cial session both the congressmen from Utah will be elected at large A house bill providing for the election of two congressmen at large In case Utah Is given two congressmen under the new apportionment was passed by the senate on Monday A complete revision of the fish and game laws of the state Is contemplated by a measure introduced In the the senate legislature Monday by committee on fish and game The senate voted on Monday to appropriate $7500 to the Manufacturers Association of Utah for the support of the Utah Chamber or commerce for the ensuing two years of "coercion Holman’s laboring 247 house bill No men" measure with special reference to the walking delegate was passed in tbe house afternoon after amendment Monday by a vote of 33 to 5 with 7 absent and not voting The senate on Monday passed the to congress memorial protesting against reciprocity with Canada on wool lead livestock and farm proon ducts The vote the memorial was 12 to 5 A greater part of the forenoon session of the house and an hour or more of the afternoon session were taken up by the lawmakers Monday the house appropriaIn considering tions bill As finally passed the bill does not differ materially In amount first announced from the aggregate The liquor measure as prepared by the joint committee and amended in both the senate and house passed the senate on Saturday by a strict party vote the two Democratic mem bers voting against the measure and Senator Sevy being absent Three bills enlarging the scope of the juvenile courts were passed by tbe senate at the night session Saturday They are house bills by Hayes and were passed by the senate with but slight amendment Senator L M Olson Democratic a member from Sanpete conducted and successful filibussinglehanded ter In the senate Saturday It was directed against the passage of a bill by the terms of which Juab county is given about 4000 acres of land at present held by Sanpete county The senate bill by Marks creating a relief fund for disabled firemen was In the house late Saturday passed without amendment The measure taxes fire insurance companies 1 per cent on their gross premiums in order to provide the fund At the conclusion of a bTief discussion senate bill No 118 by Burton was killed in the house Saturday 18 t 11 on an adverse committee report The bill prohibited the storing of powder and ojher explosives closer than 1500" feet of any residence railroad or public county or state road Uses of Corn Experts of the agricultural depart ment have figured it out that more than thirty products are made from of whisky corn exclusive Among them are six kinds of glucose used in table syrup manufacture four kinds of crystal glucose used in candy making corn oil used In making fibre paint and rubber substitutes granulated gum alcohol fusel oil The Test From the stalk are taken celluHost — Well Jones have you looked lose for packing boles in battleships over my new dining room? pierced by bullets varnish paper pulp Jones — Oh yes very carefully and live stock foods And the humble Host— How do you like it? cob has Its many uses When ground Jones — I’ll tell you that better after into corncob meal It aids digestion of of'a million dollars dinner — Ally Sloper’s Half Holiday cattle It is used by the farmers for were appropriated Friday by the state corks and by everybody for pipes It His Drawing Power legislature for the erection of the new has a high fuel value tons of state Three The appropriation is by capitol “Your husband draws so well I cobs as much heat as one far the think” said the caller “and he seems ton ofproduce appropriation hard coal Cob ashes fed to ever madelargest thedirect state for a single by to be Just as clever at landscapes as and being purpose hog3 keeps them healthy The bill now goes to the at figures” rich in potash cob ashes makes a for his signature "Yes” replied the wife of the am- valuable fertilizer — Kansas City Jour- governor House joint resolution No ateur artist “He draws well at every- nal by was killed in the house FriBadger thing except a salary’’— Judge day afternoon by the adoption of a Complicated Salt Eaters majority committee report adverse "Where’s that umbrella I lent you" Idiosyncrasy often takes the form to the measure The resolution ratief a special craving for instead of fied the proposed income tax amend“Jones borrowed lb Why?” “Oh nothing Only the fellow I an objection to certain foeds Many ment to the constitution of the Unitborrowed It from says the owner has people possess an extraordinary ed States relish for common salt and will eat been asking for It" The senate Friday under a suspenIt by the teaspoonful when opporsion of the rules passed Senator WilWhy She Was Sorry This sometimes leads tunity admits the salaries of Norah — Oi’s sorry to say sorr that to obesity and dropsy but it has also liams’ bill increasing all of the elective state officers Miss Giddy isn’t In By the peculiar effect of increasing the are weight One young lady who devoured the terms of the bill the governor’s The Caller (facetiously) — Why Is increased from Norah? salary $4000 to immense quantities of salt on every you sorry a year the salary of the secretary sorr it’s the big- possible occasion and emptied all the Norah — Because of state from $3000 to $4500 the aton the table at each meal gest sthory 01 ever told would increase as much as In torney general from $2000 to $4000 The First Cause hours and was the state auditor from $2008 to weight in “I sir” remarked the indignant frequently unable to wear a dress the state treasurer from $1500 to citizen "am a taxpayer” which was quite loose for her on the $2500 and the state superintendent "Well” remarked the political boss previous day of public instruction from $2500 to “you have me to thank You wouldn’t $3000 a total increase of $9000 a be nearly as much of a taxpayer as in salaries year Civic Regalia Oldest for efforts” are my excepting you As a result of the service he renThe crystal mace of the Lord Mayor A Pessimist of London dates from Saxon times as dered the state in his handling of the Inheritance tax case the workmanship of Its crystal and gold Ilarriman "You should ride a horse” the Btate secured nearly whereby head shaft with jeweled declares "Can’t afford It" said the appre$800000 Attorney General Albert K From the time before the Normans hensive person Barnes was mentioned which Is barely eighteen this mace prominently “But It will give you an appetite” Friday for the position of Judge of “Perhaps But It will do the same Inches long has symbolized sovereign- the Third district court ty over Jhe city when the Lord Mayor for the horse” was still knoyn as the portreeve and The senate Friday morning authorTax the Rascals London was an Independent state It ized the appointment of a sifting "Marriage” remarked the professor Is the oldest piece of civic regalia In committee into the hands of which anIs "was a rite practiced by the seen only at the every bill pending before the world and it senate the cients — ” Induction of the Lord Mayor on No- committees was placed The commit“And bachelorhood" Interrupted a vember 8 and at tb coronation of the tee consists of Senators Badger maiden of 40 “Is a wrong practiced sovereign Smith and Wilson by the moderns" FOR ALASKA CAMPS INDIVIDUAL OUTFITS GIVE TO HEAVY CARGOES OF ING MACHINERY WAY MIN- Bound for Gold Camp of Cordova Valdez and Seward Where Booms Are On Severe Crltlce Alice — I like Tom Immensely and he’s very much the gentleman but he does like to talk about himself Grace — Yes dear your knight hath a thousand l‘s — Puck A man likes to repeat the smart things his children say because he Imagines It Is hereditary Spring Medicine There is no other season when medicine ia so much needed as in the spring The blood is impure and impoverished— a condition indicated by pimples boils and other eruptiona on the face and body by deficient vitality loss of appetite lack oi strength The best spring medicine according to the experience and testimony of thousands annually is Hood’s Sarsaparilla In the Spring cleanse the system and Significant changes In the kind of purify the blood by the use of Garfield Tea It purifies and enriches the blood cures development Alaska Is receiving are eruptions builds up the system reflected on the Pacific Interestingly Each penny saved means one less Get it todny In usual liquid form or coast this Bpring Instead of a multichocolated tablets known as Sarsatabi pang of foreboding tude of individual outfits the steamship companies are receiving consignments of milling and lode mining A machinery In great quantities number of big dredges for the handling of placer ground are Included and of course the usual These largely cargoes of supplies take the place of Individual outfits as the Alaskan miner now generally buys In the north at the trading post nearest the field he Is going Into The heavy mining machinery Is to southwestern generally consigned Alaska— Cordova Valdez or Seward — each of which points Is having Its first real lode mining boom Valdez began last year with the sensational the gold output from Cliff mine whose mill proInduced $200000 In the season stead of one mill there will be at least seven there this year Seward Is headquarters for several good gold lode camps Beginning within two miles of town they exRestored to Health by Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound tend far up Into the great Susitna basin much of which Is still unprosA woman who is sick and suffering and won’t at least The leading camp is Willow pected try a medicine which has the record of Lydia E Pinkham’s Creek in Jhe heart of the basin which produced $200000 Vegetable Compound is it would almost seem to blame with five for her own wretchedness Read what this woman says: stamps last year Cordova not only has Richmond Mo — “ When my second daughter wa9 eighteen gold lode camp of its own — The Mcmonths old I was pronounced a hopeless invalid by specialists 1 had a consultation of doctors and they said I had a severe case Kinley Lake section — but now has a of ulceration I was in bed for ten weeks had sinking spells completed railway to the heart of the My father and was pronounced to be in a dangerous condition There great Chitlna copper region we try Lydia E Pinkuam’s Vegetable Compound insisted will be much prospecting and develand brought me six bottles I soon began to improve and beopment all along the 200 miles of this my been taken was as well and strong as ever— fore had all railroad and beyond It in absolutely friends hardly recognized me so great was the change” — Mrs new territory of Much development Woodson Rranstetter Richmond Mo a large sort will also be done by There are literally hundreds of thousands of women in capital' on established properties the United States who have been benefited by this famous There Is no doubt of there being a boom and a big Influx ot population old remedy which was produced from roots and herbs over to this region It is already on thirty years ago by woman to relieve woman’s suffering Even Congress’s refusal to leqd Read what another woman says:— Alaska a much needed helping hand is not to be quite fatal It would have used Lydia E Pinkham’s VegetaJonesboro Texas— uneseem ble Compound for myself and daughter and consider that I it a “I Since we guarantee that all testimonials which we pubare genuine is it not fair to suppose that if Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound had the virtue to help these women it will help any other woman who is suffering from the same trouble ? For 30 years Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Las been tbe standard remedy for female ills No slek woman does justice to famous medicine herself who will not try this Made exclusively from roots and herbs and has thousands of cures to its credit If the slightest trouble appears which Li— you do not understand write to Mrs Ptokham at Lynn Mass for her advice— itis free and always helpful - lish “Shall you tell father about me?" he inquired of his mother "Certainly I shall tell him” responded his mother with sorrowful firmness “Shall you tell him before dinner or after dinner?” asked the culprit “After rmner” was the announcement “Mother” and Jim gave a wiggle of anticipation “couldn’t you have a for his dessert? blueberry pudding Couldn’t you do that much for me mother?” — Youth’s Companion Snappy “Ten cents’ worth of canine said the Utttle boy In the pepper” suburban store” "Canine!” echped the astonis’ clerk “Why my little man I guess you mean cayenne pepper” The little boy was doubtful “Maybe L do mister" he hesitated "but mamma said It was the kind of pepper that had a sharp bite so I thought it was ‘canine’’’ rmportant to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children and see that it Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Years The Kind You Have Always Bought 30 Plenty of Time to Fatten Up Cheerful Old Idiot — I say you’ll excuse me but d’you know that you are the thinnest policeman I’ve ever Been Robert — Yes I’m a new hand and haven’t got to know the cooks yet — London Opinion SPOIIN’S DISTEMPER CURE will cure any possible case of DISTEMPER PINK EYE and the like among horses of all ages and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease Also cure chicken cholera and dog distemper Any good druggist can supply you or send to infra 50 cents and $100 a bottle Agents wanted Free book Spolin Medical Co Ind Spec Contagious Diseases Goshen All Over The Tiger — What’s the matter with the giraffe? He doesn’t look well The Lion — No he says he feels sick all over The Tiger — Has a sore throat I suppose Constipation causes and aggravates many serious diseases It is thoroughly cured by The favorDr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets ite family laxative A man who thinks his work Is worth dollars a minute will spend an hour looking for a dime he dropped In a room Garfield Tea corrects constipation cleanses the system and purifies the blood pood health is maintained by its use It’s easy for a to make a man marry her pretty think young widow he wants to it I would not be without it for qualled for all female diseases I wish every mother in America could he persuaded anything to use it as there would be less suffering among our sex then I am always glad to speak a word of praise for Lydia EusePinkthis ham’s Vegetable Compound and you are at liberty to testimonial”— Mrs James T Lawrence Jonesboro Texas To Incline Toward Mercy Jim had been far from a good boy during the day and toward nightfall he realized the fact fully Being well acquainted with the workings of fambe essayed a little ily discipline A Way to Keep Love In dear Mrs Honeybird— But Dickey the flat Is so tiny Why the windows are so small a mouse couldn’t crawl through Mr Honeybird — That is all the better dear When poverty comes in love can’t fly through the window Domestic Amenities Father — I think the baby looks like you Mother — Yes it shuts its eyes to an awful lot WHEN RIBBER8 BECOME NEC E8SARI And your shoes pinch Allen’s the Antiis jnstthe septic powder to be aha ken into the shoe thing to use Try it for Breaking In New Bhoes 26c Sample FKKK Address A S everywhere Olmsted LeKoy NY Don't accept any tubztituts To render your neighbor a service shows the generosity of willingly to preserve silence your character over it the grandeur of your soul — Puysieux ONLY ONE "BROMO rtiat U I ATI HHOMO QUiNIN W UKoVtfi the signature of I’aed over u Cure a Cold in one QriNINE” Look the Mrs Winslow a softens teething Soothing Syrup for Children the gums reduces Inflammation allays pain cures wind oollc 25c a bottle All druggists sell edy Garfield Tea Loud the man MILD apparel ) Prompt Relief— Permanent reminds geetion — improve the complexion Small Pill Small Dom eyes — brighten the Genuine miutUu Small Pric Signature Country School for Girls in New York City Best Features ol Lite and A City Sports on School Park of 35 acres near the Hudson River Full Academic Course from Primary Class to Graduation Upper Class for Advanced Special Students and Art Summer Session Certificate admits to College School Coach Meets Day Pupils bnts Kir The only perfectly safe razor the famous nerb remIt corrects constipation naturally proclaims KNOWN THE WORLD OVER GENTLE LAXATIVE FOR WOMEN So many of 'the Ills of women are due to habitual constipation probably cause of their false modesty on the subject that their attention cannot be too strongly called to the importance of keepIt Is always Imporing the bowels open tant to do that regardless of the sex but It Is especially Important In women From the time the girl begins to menstruate until menstruation ceases she has always vastly better prospects of coming through healthy If Bhe watches her bowel movements If you find yourself constipated with bad breath pimply complexion headaches belching gas and other symptoms of Indigestion and constipation take a small dose of Dr Caldwell’s Syrup GIVEN FREE It Is a woman’s favorite laxaPepsin tive You will find that you can do away with salts strong cathartics etc which are entirely unsulted to woman’s requirements Mrs Katherine Haberstroh of McKees Rocks Pa and Mrs A E Heriick of Wheeler Mich who was almost paralyzed In her stomach and bowels are now cured by the use of this remedy A free sample bottle can be obtained by addressing Dr Caldwell and aftet you are convinced of its merits buy it of your drugat cents one and dollar a bottle gist fifty For the free sample address Dr W B Caldwell 201 Caldwell building PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Celor mere )! brliMar and httarealai than any ethartfya Write ter tree ay aarment nitbeul twins asart One 10c eaeka to Die Mlaaoh ealora all libera -- d Ha Cetera They Is MONROE ORUaOOQlitoe£ r A Core CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS nem fill Purely vegetable — ct surely but gently on tb liver Stop after Country for W orid The chap who gets a free ride in a patrol wagon isn’t carried awray with enthusiasm A woman’s club sometimes a man of a hammer ' Constipation Vanishes Forever |