Show An Year to You MAKE GOOD? LAKE C(?X UTAH FOR Drunkenness Diseases and Opium There treated ai sickneu m publicity their ewn kernel privately 5TITUTE 334 Soath Teaple Street Salt Lake line WffA STAMPS RUBBER Rubber Tyne Outfits receive CHE(JKS iKt0i ami juppllea In Fuu etock' Mall ordtVs prompt attention LAKE STAMP CO Salt Lake ALT Cify rilNTtn I ama III I r II MEN AND WOMEN to Learn Barber Trade in Eight Weeks umm Tumon wth fet o t0ol!i With partial aet ot tools $45 With your own tools $35 Address Molar Barbar Collsga Commercial Street Salt Lake City Utah Her First Vote It was the evening ot election day and Higgleby had just returned home "Well my dear Jane” said he as he kissed his wife "did you vote to- day?" "Yes” replied the ticket "Straight smiles her husband lady ’ I suppose?" no” said “Well Mrs Higgleby "Aftes thinking it all over and readI of both parties ing the platforms felt that one was about as good as the other so I split my ticket" "Split it?” roarea Higgleby "Why how did you do it?" "Why instead of putting an X over the name of one candidate" said Mrs “I divided it in half and put Higgleby a V over both" — Harper's Weekly Strictly Truthful They had had a good day on he moors and the conversation after dinon hags and ner turned naturally shooting in general and in particular said the ’American visitor “I reckon I ain’t done myself justice today Why I was out gunning once at home and I brought down 99 birds with one shot" “Oh come now” chuckled his host "why not make it 100 at once?” “What sir” exclaimed George II "do you think I’d perWashington jure my bouI for one bird?" — London Onlooker LOS AN- the Salt Lake EXCURSION TO GELES ELKS February 4 Via Route 1911 Tickets on sale at Salt Lake City February 4th only good returning until March 7 Via the Salt Lake Route 1 rates reserFor full information vations write A W Raybould Secretary Elks Club Salt Lake City Ut Defining Golf On the terrace of a country a green dertted overlooking a group of sheep club with were taking tea A male thipugh who took his tea a straw said thoughtfully: might be defined as billiards "Golf gone to grass” I’d call it” on the green "Spleen said a female 1‘Or the last flicker of the dying fire a of athletics” sneered young football player "The misuse of land and language” a tennis champion suggested "No no you’re all wrong” said a "Golf Is simply a famous angler game wherein the ball lies badly and the player well" —Louisville Times' Looked Like It Anybody who believes tliat the socido not of Washington ety women know how to look after their houseThe accounts is mistaken keeping wife of a western senator was sent a and the bill for a pint of cream She went to charge on it was $115 see the dairy man and made an indignant protest against the size of the he “Well you see" hill explained "that was a particular brand of cream” "Oh” ’going whole she said "I thought you were to say you had sold me the City Star cow” —Kansas Did the Bishop Smoke? When Dr Creighton was bishop of London he rode in a ‘train one day with a small meek curate Dr Creighton an ardent lover of tobacco soon took out his cigar case and said with a smile: “You don’t mind my smoking I suppose?” The meek pale little curate bowed and answered humbly: “Not If your lordship doesn’t mind my being sick” — Good Health Truly Feminine Mr Travels— "I hear young May Pechls is quite a belle now They say she ia prettier now than she ever was Miss Chellus— “Exactly say they she is prettier than she ever waS or Is" Not a Discovery didn’t remain “Then the professor for the christening?" to find us "No he was disappointed and not a naming a baby bug" — Kansas City Journal I L IE college woman has not made good Of the 12000 or women in the 15000 college United States are so nice that they are married already and the remainder are freaks The married woman don’t take so much Interest In outside affairs and freaks can’t accomplish anything anyway These are the startling words uttered recently by Leslie J Tompkins a professor in New York university and president of the National of College Graduates says a writer in the Cleveland Leader The professor must be one of the men of today who cling to their tendencies and believe that the woman's sphere is in the home women’s suffrage and its Evidently in which women are tacorrelatives king such an active interest at present must be especially obnoxious to the professor for according to him the college woman who doesn’t marry a hopeless case ia practically Rough on the Women This seems to be rather hard on the gentler sex in this day of and sweet girl graduates It is just leventy-twyears since Miss Zerniah Porter the first woman to graduate from college completed her march through Oberlin college and since that time woman’s head has been steadily and 'Isms until filling with 'ologies now many think that she is unfitted for life unless she possesses a color other some of kind lege degree Id this year of grace the number of women studying in institutions of is quite half the higher education total of men and coeducational instiIn danger of being are tutions of women iwamped by the hordes The followlamorlng for admission ers of Zerniah Porter have come in to number twice her own university as many as the men and many of the state universities and smaller colleges of the middle west are In a like case In the east women have for the most part preferred to have their own Institutions rather than “co” with anybody and the graduating classes at as Smith such institutions Vassar Bryn Mawr and Wells are Wellesley increasing in size as the steadily fears go by More Marry Among Poor It has been pointed out by census statisticians that many more women marry among the very rich or very class Of poor than in the middle women in general It has been computed that one out of every six Is If this comlikely to remain single putation is compared with that among college women which students of the question say la between 50 and 75 per cent the difference seems enormous but there is no way of telling just how many women marry in the class from which the- college women comes which is made up of neither the very rich nor the very poor Whatever it may be it would seem to an unprejudiced observer that the proportion in the case of the college woman is rather low though every feminine A B may rage at the idea There is certainly no disgrace In unmarried and doing a remaining share of the world’s work in ways other than domestic Many have arof the matrigued that an avoidance inmonial bonds showed a superior But almost telligence every writer on the subject seems filled with a desire to prove that a thorough knowledge of Latin and Greek is not altowith the weakgether incompatible ness of love and a wreath of orange blossoms 8ays Statement la Unfair Miss Bess Philips president of the senior class at the College for Women of this city said when told of Professor Tompkins’ statement: “Colmakes girls different lege certainly but not freakish A college woman will live a very different life from woman of the who has not been that to college I think that such a statement as the professor’s is unfair and DIFFERENCE "What’s GRADUATE 170 SLIGHT "Jones SWEET GIRL A Happy New A POSITIVE ind MANENT CURE The Primitive Man is so dreadfully primitive" his latest?” "Why we were at the opera house a the other night and stage hand removed a table and Jones yelled ’Supe! supei’ We were dreadfully mortified" ”1 was at a dinner the other night and Jones sat next to me When he saw the row ot spoons and forks and knives beside his plate he beckoned to the waiter ‘Say hoy’ he hoarsely muttered ‘I guess you spilled the spoon holder!’ “Well it’s lucky he’s rich” "Ain’t It?" DOES THE old old wish T BABY’S ALL HAIR CAME OUT "When my first baby was six months old he broke out on his head with little bumps They would dry Then it would up and leave a scale break out again and It spread all over his head All the hair came out and his head was scaly all over Then his In red bumps was on hlB I bought several boxes of ointment gave him blood medicine and bad two doctors to treat him but he got worse all the time He had it about six months when a friend told me about Cutlcura I sent and a got a bottle of Cuticura Resolvent cake of Cutlcura Soap and a box of In three days Cuticura Ointment after using them he began to improve He began to take long naps and to stop scratching his head After taking two bottles of Resolvent two boxes of Ointment and three cakes of Soap he was sound and well and never had out of any kind His any breaking hair came out in little curls all over his head I don’t think anything else would have cured him except Cuticura “I have bought Cutlcura Ointment and Soap several times since to use for cuts and sores and have never known them to fall to cure what I put them on I think Cuticura is a great remedy and would advise any one to use it Cutlcura Soap Is the best that I Ifave ever used for toilet purposes” (Signed) Mrs F E Harmon R F D 2 Atoka Tenn Sept 10 1910 face and frage cause at Vassar had read the of Professor Tompkins and declared the only thing you could say to such a man was that h didn't know what he was talking about and that the facts didn't bear him out to amounted "College women have something apd (To” said Miss Presley “The logic of saying that any girl beamount doesn’t to anything just cause she isn't married or that simply because she isn't married she is a freak I can’t see” Valuable College Experience Another Cleveland girl who recent'from Smith holds the ly graduated opinion that college ought to make a “She’s been havgirl more normal ing all sorts of things happen to her in those four years” she said “and she ought t6 be less freakish IP any-- ' thing because she’s had so much valuable experience” She herself is staying at home since graduating and in addition to helping her mother about the house and in entertaining she has found time for some social settlement work and holding library classes who Many other Cleveland girls have been graduated from college are living what seems to be a perfectly normal existence at home taking much interest in prdinary affairs and now and then entering into charitable work of some kind - In the old days teaching school was the only way in which an practically educated woman could earn a living are Nowadays while many professions open to her she still chooses this career in preference to any other alof it though the proportion graduates claims is not as large as formerly It was never easier than it is today woman who a for to find the wishes to be statement TROUSSEAU FOR BRIDEGROOM She may select her proopportunity fession or occupation and find abundant chances to perfect herself In the chosen work The woman who does something great in art or literature or who makes a reputation for herselLln any line stirs the feminine imagination and soon acquires many followers There seems to be a great tendency of the college woman to turn to social work This calling numbers quite high in the rank of women’s activiwomen ties There are numerous and many private secrephysicians in the ranks of taries are numbered the woman worker Women In Many Profetslons The census of 1900 showed among women workers fifty astronomers 100 architects forty civil engineers and thirty mechanical and electrical engineers There are 3000 women clergyOf course all these cannot be men traced as to their respective colleges but doubtless the great majority of them have college degrees This is a varied list but those occuare calling more and morq pations are The chances college graduates that teaching will always call a large not only because it 1b a proportion natural profession for a woman of tastes but because of the scholarly which are denied to long vacations walks of women in other professional life 80 it would seem that the college woman whether she decides to enter the state of matrimony or not gets a Married she good deal out of life unhas her husband and her home married she has an interesting profession the world But verily has since the days changed considerably of Romeo’ and Juliet be overlooked trousseau! Not Often Heard Of but Indiana Shoud 8on an Thought Have One Wom- have a trousShould a bridegroom seau? It may be a pertinent question in some places but it is calculated to mean a fight if overheard by a certain member of the grand newly initiated This nugnaold order of benedicts has who cions individual settled down has had his experiences trousseaus and looks with masculine the when One mentions for trouble subject And it was all due to his proud and silly” Mrs Malcolm McBride No 1970 E doting mother street nee Miss Lucia McShe is typically a woman’s woman For years she had been a widow and Curdy a graduate of one of the lived In a house full of women down colleges said: "Such an opinion Is not worth Even in an Indiana town where she saw bothering about If the man who possesses it is a and pro- her son only are with fessor he’s not worth paying any at- where all her associations tention to in that matter It is a women And when she heard her son ridiculous statement and that’s all was about to wed it was only natural there is to It” that the things that appeal to a womMiss Adelle McKinnie No 2040 E an at such a time' should associate Seventieth street who at Vassar was themselves with her son the roommate of Miss Inez Milholiand The result was a trousseau for him the young American suffragette whose It was a surprise too In order that activities in that cause have caused he should know nothing about it the her arrest both in this country and trousseau was made sent to Chicago In England thought an answer to to the home of the bride with a reProfessor Tompkins’ statement would quest it be placed in one of the bride’s be rather futile The point of view trunks that Harold might know nothwas exaggerated ehe thought The In- ing of it until they were well started terest in women’s suffrage is general on their honeymoon at Vassar and Miss McKinnie saye That’s the way the etory got out that one of the greatest things Bne The bride’s mother opened the packgains in college is an intelligent In- age gasped and looked again to see terest in broad topics equal franchise if she had read the explanatory letter rights in particular "But” she says which accompanied it aright Here’s "there is no use in saying these things what met her astonished gaae: In answer to such an attack because Six union suite the maker of it doesn’t believe In Six pairs of pajamas women’s suffrage anyhow" Twelve pairs of hosiery Miss Ruth Presley who took an The hosiery was all right— a trifle in the women’s suf variegated votive interest as to color but that could recein But the rest of the Both union suits aiyl pajamas were made of the daintiest sort of white stuff the necks were cut low and edged with lace and pink and blue baby ribbon was run through it where while neat little bows were possible tied on the shoulders That’s all there is to it Mother called In the bride and the bride ordered the "trousseau” hidcarefully den away until what she deemed a jroper tlme When the happy couple came back from their honeymoon he was shown his mother’s handiwork and was able to write the expected letter of thanks while his "pretty things” were Joyfully accepted by the rather large and muscular daughter of the Janitor— although she indignantly declined part of the pajamas But the eternal couldn’t keep the JokeThat’s why it’s dangerous to talk about trousseaus for men in some localities— Chicago Tribune His Choloe ' "One of your countrymen” said Miss Ellen Terry at a luncheon In New York “spoke very bitterly the other day about the divorce habit among the rich 'He said that Some children in Newport have five and six fathers He was right A child with Are fathers is unfortunate” Miss Terry smiled "But these children” she said “to whom the gentleman referred do not realize their misfortune while they are children for they see very little of their fashionable mothers and fathers I heard a story about a lonely little Newport boy whose mother called him to her and said: " ’Robert your father and I are going to separate With which of us da you wish to remain?” “The hoy hesitated his mother wait ed anxiously and then he replied: “ ‘With- - with the chauffeur’ ” broke out all over It kept spreading hands and arms until it Breaking It Gently Callahan was stopped on the street The good priest’s by Father Clancy countenance took on a sad expression "What’s this I hear' Callahan” asked he "about your breaking Hogan’s head last night?' 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