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American Guest — "I prefer to sit on English table ft chair” Horrid Man “Pa” said little Johnny have thorns?” my lad” patronizingly father “I don’t see any thorns roses in ma's new hat” all "do roses "Yes answers on these continued Johnny “You would if you had to pay for the hat!” sadly sighs daddy Future Gain for mind shouldn’t tributions paid for ” were it not "I Present having on Needs my conpublication “What?” "That my meals have to be on acceptance" — Lipplncott’s paid for When He Cries The Visitor— “What are you going to call him?” The Fond Mother — “I don’t know his father calls him something yet different every night — The Sketch Wanted Conservation Candidate — "What a fine baby? ” Baby— 'Aw kiss me big sister! She likes it and I don’t"— Judge Not Too Many noted that Subconsciously Percy papa’s shoes were of a terrible thickat least 11 — Har-- i ness and numbered Magazine per’s It’s a mistake to marry into a centipede’s family— Punch No Leisure for Repenting In the Singleton— “Do you believe old adage about marrying In haste and repenting at leisure?” Wedderly— “No I don’t After a man marries he has no leisure — Smart Set "Won't You Get In Hore With Me?" cause of happlnes It was the first really lovely hat that she had ever possessed She did not dream that her exquisite blonde beauty framed by the big hat was attracting the attention not only of the pedestrians but of the occupants of the autos and of the carriages that drove slowly in line toward the other entrance where a privileged few were admitted at once to the blue room Marcia feasted her eyes on the pretty gowns and for the first time as she stood there in the cold a little bit of envy entered her heart Why shouldn’t she ride in luxurious She comfort? had beauty and youth and loved a ' good time But even as the thought entered she put it away Wasn’t she lucky enough with her 60 a month and her new hat? And once more her face was bright and she held her head high Then suddenly she gave a startled glance under the brim of her hat as the door of a great motor car opened and a voice said: “Won’t you get in here with me?” The woman who spoke was beautiful with the beauty of old age Under her wide hat her hair was white but she held herself with grace and dig“Oh” Marcia faltered and the nity "Get in my dear lady said quietly: I will explain later” So Marcia followed by the eyea of the crowd stepped into the wonderful car which went slowly up the driveway ' Then the beautiful lady turned to her with sparkling eyes "Was your Martha Witherspoon?” grandmother she demanded “Why — yes —” The beautiful lady clapped her hands “I knew it the minute I laid my eyes on you” she said “As you stood there with your head held high In that haughty little way and with your blue hair— it was as eyes and your if my dear school friend had come back to me” ‘Grandmother is the dearest thing” Marcia said “and as pretty as ever” ‘I lost track of her” the beautiful told L went abroad “when her lady I years ago and when I saw you wasn't going to run the chance of not finding you again — so I made you get in and made you lose your place in the line" "Oh I don’t mind that” said TW-'- a I can go back to the end and “Indeed you won’t” said the beau“I am’ going to take you tiful lady right along with me to the blue room I am to stand behind the receiving line and you shall meet the president and go on to the east room and wait from me there” ‘But am not dressed for that” Marcla demurred “I am going to play fairy godmother and put my wrap on you Your gloves are all right and your hat and you and presto! — ahall have my violets you will be a young lady of fashion” Marcia protested but for just one moment the curtains of the closed car were drawn as the wrap waa slipped shoulders from the fairy godmother’s And transferred to Marcia’s more slender ones and then the crowd looking great va'f apartment face was radiant as she Marcia's “But you must not him welcomed come again "she Bald when he was leaving “Why not?” “Because” said Marcia which was not a real reason “I shall come as often as I please” he said Then Marcia stood up very straight and tall ”1 am only a shabby little Cinderella” she said “and I must TO) EESfl (MKlff FOR FULLEST MEDICAL EXAMINATION Fro feasor JTunyon has engaged a leaders in their line There Fantasy Hon on all £s KUDU New Year’s prices $5 MONOCLE K Such should be your wedding transporta purchases of or over on saw two exquisitely gowned women aide by side the younger one blushing over her bouquet of violets beautifully and valley lilies Tbs rest was a dream to tittle Mar cla — the entrance Into the brilliantly lighted rooms the music the rustle oi to the silken gowns the presentation president She drew a great breath of delight as she settled herself finally In a corner of the east room But there was more to follow for in a few moments the fairy godmother KEAN sent the prince He was the nephew By of the beautiful lady and he waa to take care of Marcia And he did take care of her most 0wt!kt by AaaooUted U tarary Praia and he talked with her as graciously HE long line of people If she were a princess Instead of a stretched down the wind- very ehabby little girl with her ing walk in front of the covered by a borrowed cloak White House and through "Aren’t you warm?” he said to her the gate and out into the once and Marcia said hurriedly: “Oh On New Year’s no" But when he said again: street “I think day all the world might you’d better let me take your wrap” come and shake hands she laughed and confessed: and it with the president “It’s your aunt’s cloak and I wish as if half the seemed you could see what a very shabby litworld bad availed Itself tle suit I am wearing under it” of the privilege And the prince said tha cloak wasn’t alMarcia Marks felt any prettier than the hat and that most overpowered by the the hair under the hat was the pretthought of the honor that was before tiest of all and just then the beautiher Marcia had not yet learned ful lady came along and asked: “Have at high you made friends with my boy Marto ehrug her shoulders She officials and position -- august cia?" had been In Washington only three “I think he is lovely” she said and weeks That she was soon to have a blushed prettily peep at the wonders of which she had She was carried off to dinner with heard so much seemed like a part of the beautiful lady and the prince went the fairy lore which she had loved too And when Marcia took off the as a child She wished that there cloak he said he liked her in her simwas some one who might share her ple little suit “Only you must still But she had made no friends pleasure wear the violets because they match so she shifted from one foot to the your eyes” other moving forward slightly as far It was all very dear and delightful the the line of end at peoother up but that night when Marcia went home ple were admitted through a magic to her poor little apartment she told door of course she must not It was very cold but Marcia’s heart herself that more It was a New For the first time in her expect anything was warm Year's fairy tale and that was all life she wac earning money and she But the beautiful lady came every Then was sending part of it home and took Marcia out with her and too she bad a new hat which was a day often the prince was there and at lasL one day Marcia said: “Dear beautiful lady you must not you are spoiling me for everyday things” But she did not say that the real reason for her protest was because of the He was such a charming prince prince and she felt that for her own peace of mind she must not see too much of him And as Marcia withdrew more and more the prince one day demanded of the fairy godmother: “Where’s our Cinderella?” “She Insists" the old lady smiled “on sitting in the ashes ' She says we are too fine for her with our pumpkin coaches and our palaces” “Humph” said the prince “I guess He therewe will see aboqt that” shabby upon sought Marcia in her of specialists that are staff renowned Glim— Beg pardon but how can I find the ly that sicians salaries my good customs (nan office? 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