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Typewriting Etc Write West FI rat Sooth Street Salt Lake City to E C DAY IS lor lull lulormstlon drill SEALS STENCILS BADUES TRADE CHECKS Etc Full In stock and supplies prompt sttentlon CO Salt Lake City RUBBER STAMPS Rubber Type Outfits Mall orders receive SALT LAKE STAMP line Out a favor which my debt" he wondered why Found “I once did that man placed him forever In “I have often hated you so" The Man in the quiet smoke The Chair — I enjoy a Other — Well you’ll never be while with crowds you cigars of that brand! troubled amoke Refinement Model— I sit a good burst you know Artist — For the — -- ? Model— That deal for the depends on where you that’s so vulgar— "bust” but I think The Bystander George’s Way Sue — Don’t you know George me at the door last night twice t could stop him! Mae — Gracious! What cheek! Sue — Both! — Smart Set Company millionaire Thomas Ardmore bored and Henry Maine Orlswold professor In the University of Virginia take trains out of Atlanta Griswold to hia college Ardmore In pursuit of a girl who had winked at him Mistaken for Gov borne of South Carolina Griswold's life Is threatened He goes to Columbia to warn the governor and meets Barbara Osborne He remains to assist her In the absence of her father A POSITIVE aid PERMANENT CURE FOR Ttot WALTERS UTAH kissed before III— Continued of course "You understand this discussion is painful to me tremely painful And yet bo much been published about my Bister’s mestic affairs — ” What Mr Ardmore "Exactly want is to print your side of story” that has do- we the “No quit reading newspapers after the noble duke of Baltywinkle didn't break the bank at Monte Carlo that last time” mustn't be so "You You pay the penalty of belonging to In one of the wealthiest families America” and Billings' tone was paternal “So I've heard but I’m not so terribly proud of It Wbat about this governor?" "That’s what troubles me— what of the governor?” Billings dropped bis voice so that no one but Ardmore “He's missing— disapcould hear peared" “That’s the first Interesting thing I ever heard of a governor doing’ “Tell me more” said Ardmore “He’s had a row with the governor of South Carolina at New Orleans I was to have met him here on an Important matter of business this afternoon but he's cleared out and nobody knows what's become of him His daughter even who was in New Orleans with him doesn't know where be Is” “Ah! the daughter! She remains behind to guard his retreat” “The daughter is still here She’s a peppery little piece” and Billings looked guardedly around the room “That’s she alone over there in the corner — the girl with the white feather In her hat who's just signing her check There— she’s getting up!” Ardmore gazed across the room Intently then suddenly a slight smile played about his lips To gain the door the girl must pass by his table and he scrutinized her closely as she drew near and passed She was a little girl and her light fluffy hair swept out from under a small blue hat in a curve and the short skirt of her gown robbed her it Beemed of years to which the calendar might entitle her “She gave me the steadiest eye I ever looked Into when I asked her where her father had gone" remarked Billings grimly as the girl passed “She said she thought he’d gone fishing for whales” “So she’s Miss Dangerfleld is she?” asked Ardmore indifferently and he rose leaving on the plate' by a sudden impulse of good feeling toward the world exactly double the generous tip he had Intended giving Billings was glad to be rid of Ardmore and they parted in the hotel lobby without waste of words Ardmore's effects had been brought down and were already piled on a In his pocket carriage at the door was his passage to New Orleans and a stateroom ticket At the cashier’s desk Miss Dangerfleld paid her bill just ahead of him “If any telegrams come for my father please forward them to Raleigh” said the girl The manager came out personally to show her to her carriage and having shut the door upon her he wished Ardmore who stood discreetly by a safe journey "Oft for New Orleans are you Mr Ardmore?” asked the manager courteously “No” said Ardmore “I’m going to Raleigh to look at the tall buildings’’ whereat the manager returned to his duties gravely shaking his head At the station Ardmore caught sight "Well the fact is—but please never mention it — the fact is that bis grace I gave it to owes me four dollars him in two bills— I remember the cident perfectly— two crisp new bills I had just got at the bank His grace borrowed the money to pay a cabman — it was the very day before he married my sister" The reporter stared a moment then He abandoned the Idea of laughed getting material for a sensational article and scented the possibilities of a character sketch of the whimsical young millionaire “If you don’t mind saying where you are going Mr Ardmore?” “I’d tell you In a minute only haven't fully decided yet but I shall take the Sambo Flyer at probably 9:13 if you don’t make me lose It” Ardmore looked the reporter over He as carefully they shook bands was an attractive young fellow alert and good humored and Ardmore liked him as in his shy way he really liked almost every bne who weemed to be a human being “I'll tell you what I'll do with you If you’ll forget this rot we’ve been talking and come up to Ardsley as soon as I get home I'll see if I can’t for a couple of keep you amused What did you say your name weeks I never Is? Collins Frank Collins? of Mlsft so don't disappoint forget anything two attended Dangerfleld by No Ragtime for Her porters hurrying toward the Tar me” He bought a ticket Heel express The young man laughed outright He — May I have the pleasure of this to Raleigh and secured the last availI really believe you “I’ll remember dance with you? able berth from the conductor on the She — Certainly but it must be very mean for me to come” platform at the moment of departure slow as I have just gone into mourn“Of course I do It's all settled Ardmore did not like to be hurried make It next week ing — Ardmore ate his dinner oblivious of and thus sudden change of plans had Miss Sllllgirt (sobbing)— “I think the fact that people at the neighbor- been almost too much for him but It’s awful mean That horrid Jones was consoled by the reflection that he to He him look at ing table turned that I paint” all these years of waiting for girl has been saying waved away his plate and after Miss Meannesse — "Never mind dear finally he had proved called for coffee and at that moment Just such an adventure I expect if she had your complexion himself equal to an emergency that man at the a appeared too she’d paint door scanned the room for a moment required quick thought and swift acHe had not only found the girl A Senator’s Criticism and then threaded his way among the tion with the playful eye but he had Senator Penrose was talking on one tables to Ardmore as it without “I heard you were here and thought learned her identity of the Atlantic City piers about the I’d look you up How are you Ardy?” were turning over his hand Richard of Strauss "Elecktra" stormy The stateroom door stood open and “Very well thank you Mr Billings "Strauss is very original” said a listener “but senator do you think Have you dined? Sorry wbich way from his seat at the farther end of the car Ardmore caught a fleeting are you heading?” his theory of music is sound?” as she Indeed— all sound” was the "Yes had the bearing of glimpse of Miss Dangerfleld The and hat then used to consideration threw off her Jacket a gentleman reply the porter give him He was indeed the secretary of the she summoned Snubbed her tickets bade him a smiling good Loan and Trust Company Bronx Flashy Young Woman— "I called to whose business was chiefly the admin- night and the door closed upon her see If you didn’t require a beautiful istration of the Ardmore estate and Ardmore went back to smoke and model” Ardmore knew him very well plan his future movements For the a have got Artist— “Why you “I’m looking for a man and I’m not first time in his life he faced friend?”— Boston Transcript with eager anticipations resolved I've lost him good at the business It I don't un- that nothing Bhould thwart his high and I don't understand Improvements Among the Important derstand it” and the secretary seemed resolves though these' to be sure in Japan are the quadcontemplated He did not to himself as he sut were somewhat hazy rail- to be rupling of the his arms on the know why Billings was so anxious to dowh and rested of the way and the improvement find Miss Dangerfleld’s father but as table line so that a very much “You might give me the job I'm between a man of Billings’ purely comhigher speed may be developed following a slight clew myself Just at mercial instincts and the governor of a great state like North Carolina 'Ardpresent” Impounded The secretary who had no great more resolved to stand by the I to Wife— Really get George He to the end of the chapter opinion of Ardmore’s mental capacity weigh more every week now! was proud to remember his estate at the young man at stared vacantly HusbAnd— True I’ve long seen that Then it occurred to him that possibly Ardsley which was in Gov I married you on (he installment plan Ardmore might be of service and had been visjurisdiction — Shore and Country “Have you been at Ardsley recent- ited by the game warden the state forester and various other members ly?’’ he asked Father Forgot Himself of the governor’s official household a Tew days ago” there “Ieft only Father— Now Maud in selecting a “You haven’t seen your governor though Ardmore could not remember husband look for intelligence and In- lately have you?" their names He had never in his life tegrity before all things Your mothArdmore stared visited Raleigh but far down some "My governor?" er I am sorry to 6ay looked only for blankly “Why Mr Billings don’t you dim vista of memory he saw Sir Walmoney ter covering's remember that father’s dead?" with his “I don’t mean your father Ardy" cloak for Queen Elizabeth The eastern states from Maine to Ardmore smoked many pipes and replied Billings with the exaggerated Alabama produced gold worth care of one who deals with extreme did not turn in until after midnight and sliver worth $35o70 last year "I mean the governor of The ear was hot and stuffy and he stupidity The Truth North Carolina —one of the American At some hour of the slept badly — states “Now Ardsley is still in North Caro- morning being again awake and restTeacher School Sunday it?” less he fished his dressing-gowand Johnny why do we put a penny In lina"Oh isn't of course But bless your slippers out of his bag and went out yes the plate today? soul I don’t know the governor Ilia was the Why on the rear platform Johnny—” ’Cause there ain’t nuthin one?" should and he found car a last l Bazar smaller’’— Harper’s but peo- and crouched down upon it in a cor"I don't know why Ardy On the Bayou ple sometimes do know governors and ner of the vestibule and stared out into the dark The bum and click of that the new law find it useful" "I understand "I’m not in politics any more Mr the rails soothed him and he yielded says that all power boats must carry a life preserver for each person on Billings What's this person’s name?" himself to pleasant reveries Don't you ever read when the Ardmore was "Dnngerfleld board?” demanded the sec- train stopped so abruptly that he was the newspapers?” “Yes we have them” l into a retary striving to control his Inner pitched from the mine to drink “Well I'm ready He got himself corner of the entry rage right now” — Houston Post together and leaned out moist air The porter came out and stared fo a gentleman In a blue silk wrappei who sat up all night In a vestlbuh WHY Old THE OX WAS MUZZLED Welsh Took Plowman Timely Precaution to Save the Tall of the Leader was new to his experienco “What place Is tlds porter?" The oxen were harnessed tandem “Kildare sah This place Is wha fashion they stocky little Welshmen we go from South C’llna into N’otk were from the western hills usurpers C’lina Ain't yo’ be’tb comfor'ble there for the true Sussex ox is red sah?” I of They eyed me with an expression thank you" “Perfectly and I noticed that plaintive Inquiry Kildare was a familiar name and the moist black nose was rear one's the station that lay at the outskirts guarded by a string muzzle through of the town and a long grim barracks which he snorted at me In a manner like building that he identified as a The old confidence cotton mill recalled the fact that be hardly inviting while I plowman smiled indulgently was not far from hla own ample acres admired them which lay off somewhere to westward "Why do you muzzle the rear one?" He had occasionally taken this route inquired from the north in going to Ardsley "Look at the t'other’a tali an' ye'U riding or driving from Ktldftre about see” he chuckled ten miles to his house In this way And certainly the leader’s tall was he waa enabled to go or come without not so bushy as It should be appearing at all in the little village of "There aren’t many oxen used now ' Ardsley for farm work?" I asked The porter left him He felt ready He shook his head for sleep now "Only a few and resolved to go back to bed as soon as the train Just here an’ there mayhap” he answered “horses an’ ste'm plows 'a' started- - ust then a dark Bhadow apdone with 'em ’Sides there away peared in tbe track and a man’s voice ain't many smiths left now as can aBked cautiously: shoe an ox Rare fun It le tell ye "Air y’u the conductor?” Tbe questioner saw that he was not Btlckln' the kews on ’em throw 'em before Ardmore could reply and hesi- we have to tie up their legs an hold Ha! a their down wl' necks pitchfork tated a moment “The porter’s in the car you can ha! rare fun It is lad” I looked at the pointget aboard up forward” Ardmore suged home and thought of the usual run gested ”1 shouldn’t Imag“Be Gov’nor Dangerfleld on this of village emlthles train?” asked the man whom Ard- ine any smith would be anxious to more now saw dimly outlined in the learn tbe art” I remarked The old man agreed with me He track below had the rosy childish unwrinkled face The govern"Certainly my friend were his eyes or's asleep but I'm bis private sec- of tbe countryman color of Channel the the What can I do for you?" retary "Well hyeh’s somethin’ fer 'im— it’s Bea below the edge of the Down hlB confidential grizzled head shook as he cut Into his Sure air ye th’ gov’nor’s bread with the pointed blade of a big in they?" The man —a tall bearded countryman pocketknlfe "No things ain’t as they were” he said slowly — Manchester in a slouch hat handed up to Ardmore Guardian a jug— a plain brown American gallon Jug “It’s a present fer Gov’nor DangerSWAM TO SHORE IN BASKET He'll understand” and the man fleld vanished as mysteriously as he had Join His 8weetheart a to Desiring leaving Ardmore appeared holding Sailor Rlaka Life In Jumping the jug by its handle and feeling a litFrom 8hlp tle dazed by the transaction The train lingered and Ardmore Love for an old sweetheart and deas to which one of was speculating was be- sire to save her from a marriage arthe Carolina commonwealths neath him when 'another figure ap- ranged by her parents impelled Inousko of Seattle Wash a sailpeared below In tile track — that of a bareheaded tousled boy this time He or on the steamer Inaba Maru to risk stared up at Ardmore sleepily having hia life in a daring attempt to escape been roused on the arrival from the vessel apparently Waiting until the dark hours of the of the train night Maklnzono picked up a bamboo "Air y'u the gov’nor?” he piped In what way can I basket and holding It over his head “Yes’ my lad Both guards serve you?" and Ardmore put down leaped from tbe steamer his jug and leaned over the guard and ship’s officers heard the splash and rushed to the spot Electric flash lamps and the ship's searchlight shot their rays over the waters but all that waa discernible was a bamboo basket bobbing around in the bay Apthe parently without any guidance basket floated around tbe end of tbe In the grain elevator and disappeared Maklnzono was missed and morning investigation developed the manner of bis escape Sent among the passengers with a from one of the ship’s offmessage the girl icers Maklnzono recognized as an old sweetheart It was then be Tbe carried out Ills plan of escape girl is held at the detention station — New York Herald "It’s rail a Present for Gov’nor Danger He’ll Understand” field It was just as easy to be the as the governor’s private secretary and his vanity was touched by the readiness with which the boy in new coshim his role His accepted tume vaguely discernible in the vestibule light evidently struck tie lad as being some amazing robe of state affected by governors The youngster was lifting something and he now held up to Ardmore a Jug as like the other as one pea resembles another "Pa ain't home and ma says hyeh’s yer Jug o’ buttermilk" (TO BE CONTINUED) governor A Soldier Yarn William Arbuckle Is a capital speaker a quality which has made him exceedingly popular at society dinners He once told an amusing story at an annual South African dinner about Sir Harry Smith who in and days gone by was commandant at the Cape The supply governor from home and necessaries of all kinds for the soldiers was generally and the men were oftsadly deficient en in a pitiable plight In the way of There was consequently clothing much discontent So Sir Harry had them on parade said some pleasant things to them- complimented them on their told soldierly appearance them what splendid fellows they were talked of the service they had seen When he had together and so forth finished an old sergeant stepped forward saluted and remarked: “Thank Sir you ’Arry beg pardon Sir ’Arry but we don’t want no gammon we want boots’”' Sir Thus Begin Each Day will this day try to live a simple sincere and serene life repelling every thought of discontent anxiety and discouragement impurity cultivating cheerfulness and magnanimity charity the habit of beautiful silence exerciscarefuling economy In expenditure ness in conversation diligence in appointed service and fidelity In every trust — Bishop Vincent Pessimism is a man A pessimist makes good resolutions fears he won’t be able them who never because he to sticn tc Murdered for a Cent A quarrel over a single penny led to a murder in Hoboken the other day A man from Nebraska who stopped at a hotel In Hoboken while awaiting tbe sailing of the steamer for Europe put a penny in the slut of an automatic music box in the of the hotel but the box refused to pour forth tbe expected ragtime tune The Nebraskan became indignant and upbraided the German porter The latter explained to him that It required a nickel and not a penny to set tbe mechanism of the in motion but that explanation did not satHe beisfy the man from Nebraska came abusive and when the porter threatened to put him out he pulled a revolver from bis pocket and shot the porter dead Man an Aquatic Animal Every moderately person knows that life originated In the water but not so many are aware that we are still aquatic animals Every cell except those of the outside skin Is dependent upon a surrounding liquid to keep it alive and If it beA person came dry It would perish who realizes this fact will always take care to drink plenty of water and will also eat plenty of fruit and vegetables since these contain large quantities of water and that in a purer form than is usually available The pickaninny shows his good sense when he feasts and upon the Juicy watermelon stead of ridiculing him we might better go and do likewise Why He Sought Pardon the deformed jester of Roquelaure Louis XIV to get out of contrived One many a scrape by bis ready wit day he went to the king to ask his pardon for having struck off the helwho had met of one of his sentinels failed to give him the military salute Louis who knew his man wondered that Roquelaure should crave his pardon for so venial an offense and said to him: “This is a serious mat but I will pardon you ter Roquelaure this time" It afterwards turned out that the soldier’s head was In tbe helmet and fell with it to the ground Unusual here’s an original Knocker — Say baseball story Second senior — How’s that? — Knocker llero wins the game in eighth inning instead of nli th That’s the name of my place of business And everybody does HURRY BACK after they have tasted my choice Wines Liq uors Beers and Cigars TliEBESflN TOWN My place always haa a decency and reipecta-bilitabout it and that s why business grows Pool 9 Billiards Yours for Trade as Edwards YOU ARE READING THIS WILL READ YOURS JJOST everybody reads the ads in this paper They furnish as much news to the man in town and on tha farm aa the personals and often J Peter Smith’s wife more wants a new hat Smith sees by the paper that Jonea is sell ing hats at so much Johnson’s store ad is missing from the paper — Johnson's trying a policy RESULT — Jones gets Smith’s money Smith's wife sets her hat Professional " blacksmith That’s what all know of Carl Nielsen and see me and the best work in town ConiH gei Ads as Reputation Let us build you an inch ad in this paper a column ad a page ad or any old size ad Let it tell in forceful terms: What you’ve got to sell What it’s worth Why it’s best at that price Such an advertisement in this paper will bring buyers who hardly knew you existed before you advertised lUuujrrlglit W U) The 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