Show tlfri )' "V DISTRICT OF- - The manufacture of fine jewelry has been one cf our principal specialties for more than forty years We have always stood at the head in this line and today use more men more machinery and more material than any similar plant within' some hundreds of miles Take the time and visit our shop We wiil show you how we make flood jewelry 170 salt lake city utam All Hallows College SALT LAKE CITY BOARDING AND DAY SCIIOOt FOR BOYS Clan begins Wednesday September 8 Classical Scientific and Commercial Special department for little boys under the care of a trained teacber Gymnasium and Military Drill under the direction of special instructors For terms and information apply to courses Very Rev J J Guinan President S M Advice as to patent ability and Procedure FREE upon request Send sketch and description of your invention Attorney at Law and Solicitor Harry J Robinson ef Patents 304-- Judge Building Salt Lake City Sentence Sermons It Is better to be regarded as a prude tjian to rot as a mental garbage "Ctoc whprAv man’s life does not preach bln proAOhing' Hve afvnip who were born to reguiateingCWorld jalways afraid they will cue from being Cynicism is a pain due £o attempting to eat all life's fruits too early in the season Half of the business of lifting people up is a matter of cheering them up The prayer that rises in the heart always works a way out to the feet and the lingers The empty head i3 easily wrinkled deep into furrows that look like thought He who misses the spirit of the law letter always makes most oftothe be green but It’s an awful thing it’s a good deal worse to be born dried up Why One Drunken Man Died Head Keeper Snyder of the Central park zoo was smiling over a newspa per account of a monkey that had died of love “It’s a good story” said the head keeper “This reporter has an original turn of mind He’s like the western A westerner you know once Jury hanged himself to the bedpost by his suspenders and the verdict of the coroner’s jury ran: ‘‘Deceased came to his death by coming home full and mistaking himself for his pants”— New York Times OF COLUMBIA ENGINEER 7" ill amJfm Government's Financial Situation Interests Washington Exports Too Invited to Stay All Night The Hostess — It’s storming so hard you’d better stay all night Mr Scoresby The Dinner Guest — I’m afraid I would put you to too much trouble Mrs Brown The Hostess — Oh not at all! Let me see I can sleep on the library lounge and Jane and Martha and Ella and Aunt Mary can room together and there’s a mattress we can bring down from the attic for Willie and Mr Brown will do nicely with a blanket on the parlor rug It’s no trouble at all Mr Scoresby The Guest—You’re very kind but I’m quite sure the rain is stopping and I’ve an excellent umbrella Just as much obliged Good night — Cleveland Plain Dealer that I guess —x “Dead” Bride Tells of Angels Des Moines la — Mrs Walley a young bride of Marshalltown was pronounced dead by an attending physician and the family was standing The teacher was describing the dol- about her bed mourning when she sudphin and its habits denly awakened the family says “And children” she said impresThrowing her arms about her hus“Oh Walley sively “a single dolphin will have two band she exclaimed: thousand offspring” I've come hack to tell what I saw I “Goodness!” gasped a little girl in was dead and met by father and the the back row “And how about mar angels It was so grand that I’ve come back to take you with me” Tied ones?” — Everybody’s Magazine With these words she sank back upon Coffee and Cigarettes Deadly her bed and never breathed again No modern tropical people perhaps are outright Chilians except the drunkards People often talk of the temperance of Mediterranean peoples As a matter of fact many men In LatSecures Injunction in America die In middle life from Restraining Teacher from heart and circulation diseases — of a Talking to Son typer rarely seen here— from excessive and continuous consumption of coffee Detroit Mich— Alleging that Lily and cigarettes Burden a Flint Rock school teacher Is and so persistent in her Practical Superstition has such influence over the mind of “Are you superstitious?” his son that there is grave danger of "In a practical way” D Ernest him becoming insane “How Is that?” a Browntown farmer was “I never walk under a ladder unless Shove Donoan by Judge injunction I feel sure It won’t fall on me and I granted the young woman van restraining always expect bad luck when pursued from calling upon the younger Shove by a mad bull across a lot In which from holding any conversation with there are just thirteen acres” and also from doing anything to gain the affections of the young man The Honeymoon Special The father alleges that his son who Bride — Yes there were six bridal is but 17 years old has been backparties on our train in school Using this as an exOld Chum—Well! Well! And tell ward cuse he says Miss Burden gave him me about that long narrow tunnel lessons In this way he says Did you get private through the mountains such an Influence the through safely? over the son that his mind was comBride — Oh yes we just squeezed pletely under her control He said she — News Chicago through BUILT LIKE A WARDROBE recent years there has been a marked Improvement In trunks that It is now possible to travel all over the country and keep one’s clothes in as good shape as if hanging lu the wardrobe at home Not so a long ago traveler who could locate any one article In his trunk without clawing the entire contents Into chaos was a man of unusual dexterity and at the end of a long Journey every- In 6uch Culck Return to Prosperity as Adverse Factor to Financiers — Over $80000000 Gold Exported Since Jan Washington — In analyzing the financial situation of the government which involves the question oi whether or not an issue of three per r cent certificates shall be used to replenish the working balance in the treasury students of finance in Washington regard a too quick return of prosperity as an ad verse factor The export of gold which shows no sign of diminution at the present time is also being carefully watched with a view to ascertaining its real meaning and probable effect on business later Generally speaking anything which wiil serve to reduce greatly the working balance in the treasury from its present stage would be viewed jwith concern It is now that the treasury department has high hopes that the increase in customs duties supplemented by a demand among the small merchants for subsidiary silver coin will keep this balance about where it now is during the summer Taking the gold reserve as an indication of the trend of financial conditions it Is not generally known that over $80000000 gold has been exported from the United States since This outgo can be January 1 last partially accounted for in that approximately $30000000 went to South America for coffee loans while within the last two months Japan has bought more than $10000000 In gold at San Francisco instead of buying in London as formerly Should Japanese continue these purchases at the same rate this act would of course have a significance apart from mere financial "unsiderations The balance of the exports amountremains ing to unaccounted for and financial students here believe that It indicates a redundant currency Acting on this belief they have reached the conclusion that If prosperity following the passage of the tariff law starts too rapidly it may be followed xby a sharp reactionary movementin the fall A tendencylto speculation is especially feared on the theory that any undue frenzy of speculation with paper money so abundant may create a disturbance which would react on business IS Latest Trunk on th Market a Marked Improvement Over Previous Kinds Trunk Always Upright thing was jammed In one corner The combination trunk designed by a New York man is so constructed that it G W&ahiugton tfiotograpU copyright by Cllnodlnxt will always stand on one end the top Is of V the the commissioner Judson of District William engineer Maj and sides having convex projectloha in a leader the engineering profession He which insure this Columbia and is recognized as The drawers of is devoting much of his time at present to a careful study of the subject of the this trunk are so pivoted that they safety of public buildings can be tilted to either a vertical or a horizontal position There is a generous number of drawers and flaps and the trunk is especla convenient for the safe carriage of women's hats There are also hooks on which suits of clothing may be hung and kept alin on states are laws lax where ple Thousands Join in Protest to this point to obtain legislation for- ways in an upright position bidding the sale of egrets by govern- FILLING UGLY FLOOR CRACKS Stay Government’s Hand ment officials In New York state particularly the Preparation That Can Be Made at officials whose attitude was the chief Home Will Do the Work at Proposed Disposal of Bird Plumes cause given by the government for reLittle Cost to the Officials Seized by Customs versing its former decision to destroy the coutraband heron plumes will be From any hardware dealer who Milliners Resented In Nearly take every possible action to sells to the like for interior and urged paints Every State' prevent a repetition of wbat is called fiecorations you will be able to get If you cannot New York— Shocked by the thought the “national disgrace” through the floor cleaner and filler bear this expense and have an ugly of Uncle Sam selling— the nuptial Empire state “We are in this fight against bird floor to be treated you can have the plumes of many mofher birds butchto rough boards planed and fill the wide stay” thesaid William ered in the mid ry of their young butchery National As- cracks with a paste made with newswhich left starve thousands Dutcher president of “Alof Audubon Societies Soak the papers In a tub of papers jf Americans haver joined a movement sociation of protest against such a disposal of though the milliners may appear to water until they are reduced to a This takes from one to three the egrets seed by the custom have won a temporary victory in In pulp sisting that our government traffic in flhrs —MnoprgJt P thorn and mfr house in this fity wiLi governcommon flour starch in which sSiM”’ ment has Just Ordered to be sold herc- - these trophies of tb Jtheir young to If a thin mixFrom almot (every state in the starve we believe the cyuntry will be glue is boiled add you have ThiB is ture you can sawdust union scores communications have soon aroused to combat this disgrace a medium smooth paste' which can be been receivecjiy the National Asso- to the whole nation put into the cracks with the aid of ciation of Audcrfc'vn Societies offering “Now that the people are waking a small trowel or steel knife Smooth support and urgingactin to prevent to the economic importance of bird the paste as evenly as possible In a the nation from engagingiin this busi- up Then give the protection we feel sure that we shall few days it will dry ness which the milliners are insistsoon rally to our support every truly entire floor a coating of yellow ochre and ing upon By Its lax legislation citizen of America” or ground filler It can be purchased the bird patriotic law enforcement against by the quart It Is a dull yellow when butcher the Empire state is alone reIS PIGS” dry When perfectly dry cover ths DECIDES “PIGS thus for instance in this sponsible floor with floor varnish or use paint traffic in making the government All diHealth Board of Delaware City De- thoroughly without the ochre thesq' spoils It is declared rections can be obtained from the clares That Educated Porkers Yiiile these costly heron plumes of differare dealer hoards When Are Plain “Hogs” arq held here at the custom house to fill the cracks and paint a ent bf auctioned off hundreds of wives Wilmington Del — The Wilmington colid width Do color to hide the defects and mothers in this city and througha rough board floor to look not health gave a true applicaof expect board out the country are organizing a prostory that “pigs like one of waxed hardwood tion to a test Backing the Audubon workers Is pigs” in this movement the National FedWith the Meat That Is Left For several weeks John Andrews eration of Women’s Clubs already is Goose Pie— Cut all the meat from has been putting an animal trainer arrayed as well as many sportsmen’s the carcass of the goose then cook whose two young porkers through all kinds all the skin and bones with a little and granges organizations with a view to stunts placing of to members want the birds protect or water slowly for about two hours trained their crops rather than to become the them in vaudeville as showman pigsThe When cool and the fat removed place selling them to some wares of a few milliners along famously a thin layer of boiled onions in the pigs were getting From several friends and apprecia-torbottom of a deep dish dust with salt who was evidently of bird life money has been sent when a neighbor progress noti- and pepper cover with a layer of the to be devoted to fighting the milliners envious of the trainer’s that hogs were goose meat cut into small pieces add whose commercial backing has en- fied the health officials limits con- a sprinkling of salt and pepper and abled them with a staff of lawyers to being kept within the city top with a light layer of diced boiled to law urge Uncle Sam to traffic in these trary Continue alternating laypotatoes Officer Ulrich began an InHealth birds mother of scalps ers until the dish is full Pour in the and of meeting the at Plans to prevent any further possi- vestigation as the dish will hold much as almost the The facts made known bility of the government profiting by board he the bones were could not dis- of water in which the sale of these egrets already are board decided that it cover with a rather thick un- boiled State and criminate between trained and being made in this city and issued an order crust and bake until well browned federal officials are to be warned of trained porkers or the urgency of their duty in this mat- for Andrews to dispense with them Gooseberry Custard ter and every effort made by the peo leave the premises Stew one quart of ripe gooseberries in as little water as possible when Imthat was it a such low ebb to fell they are tender press them through a possible to longer employ a street sieve add one ounce of butter and dissweeper so his services were sufficient sugar to sweeten SepaStill there remained a rate six eggs beat them until very so influenced the young man that he pensed with has become temporarily Insane and few dollars in the treasury One of light add the yolks to the whites and was confined for several months in the aldermen proposed that the money mix carefully Put the gooseberry Eloise He was recently discharged be invested in a flock of ducks which pulp into a small saucepan stir until as cured but no sooner was he out would forage in the streets and eat it comes to the boiling point and then than the teacher again took up with the rubbish stir in carefully the beaten eggs were brought and take it from the fire beat rapidly for Lean ducks the youth with the result that he is turned loose In the streets They a few moments and stand away to again in her toils the father asserts The father declares that the affair started in to eatthe waste from the cool Serve in glasses between his son and the teacher cre- streets at one end of town early in Tea Table for Piazza ated such a scandal two years ago the morning and eat to the other that she was asked to resign her posi- end when they are turned backward No piazza corner is complete withor shifted to another street tion out the handy tea table and there are so many pretty ones in the various Short Sentence for Burglar DUCKS CLEAN UP OHIO TOWN reeds and woods of which willows Cheyenne VVyo — Sam Smith facing chairs and the other furnishings are of who a score charges wa3 burglary 'a of Installs Lakeview O Corps made that it Is an easy matter to find in a to shot twice desperate attempt White Wings to Whom Name something to suit both taste and escape arrest was sentenced to five pocketbook Applies Literally hours in the penitentiary and to pay of $500 Bellefontalne O — The white wings a fine To Dry Article Quickly near here Smith has passed the last year in of the Town of Lakeview When it is necesary for a wet article His to dry quickly wrap the article in a are literally white wings now They’re hospital and Jail awaiting trial sentence is the shortest ever Imposed thick Turkish bath towel to ring The ducks tcwel absorbs most of the moisture Recently the finances of the village in Wyoming FIGHT WOMAN MUST NOT MAKE LOVE SALE |