Show Sj&SMtZt&miaiiUmr ygaaM muw J $ltc Mqppii heft largrif ehrapettin ad Utah endpaper TAr 8 T efchj H Editor 8TENH0USE ml family Proprietor TERMS IN ADVANCE: verocl at OhaCopt meilrd of rloli m tlie city One Copy six month" re Copy in me - mtitb - - - feingic number rrrn A - tj - kxtks: Three Cories in fioftiico rreriti ono vrrnppc by in with posin one wrapper u rve ('ia Art laci nripiilhy Ten (with extiaeopv to person gelt nit: up Club) u’ll one- vruer jortucc r('iii(l by Sub To any perron petting np a Clnb of ribera I'n il" we ill pi ye nn n premiuin Wa hiiie SuwifiK yilun $TS Ob— oi'her a ilsuu Wood or Wiluox AUibbi bools) To any person pi tin " Club of 200 Sub we will ptre ih a promitnn teriher’ S"!ii five a Httt Orgiuii double row! ‘inti o with octave i Wft Cotfuo OrKtxi eve broughtprrttul this cit W "vaiuo I'wtiriistorH throughout tho Territory in art finding aubr-i- i lion to iIih ihomol to pr com tor their sfrrncy to much H would afford reml tuis impor to t jtiwt inauy pornoii who it on credit bid w is entirely out jiav©Uon ©f rr power Wo whnll keep no book ac have no agents and in giving counts no crodit wo expect to be “uccosstu! in in the and bst paper tho 1'aiteu Stateslirgt KOXDAV A JIAEZS DIRTY 11469 SUBJECT The correspondent tjhroiude who has ct‘ tlic B F been “doing" the ‘Mormons” has the faculty of making a little go a great way and is endowed with an ex ubci ant fancy One item of what he hat seen or what lie might have seen serves him for n lengthy conn: iiiniea! ion his imaginative powers enabling liiiu to supply wliat he does nut clip from the latest about Hah I le is a temperance mao ami only indulged once in “Valley He had Tan'’ That was in Ogdon just come across the plains was chuck full of alkali was going to dine on salt bacon- - probably he was about to in those delectable viands which facetious dcuouumitc — one ofhis "hasty bread and corns hurt hitn and though lie does not say so there is little doubt that his heeds were blistered and his boots sunburnt and he took a little for Lis stomach's sake He found our that nunc but “Mormon dignitaries” could sell liquor by the drink probably having learned it on “tho plains” and that only one house is allowed in a small town a vorv small town it must be with o'ih (Tic house mlevs be means in must Lave heard one bar ami from somebody or he would never have said so And havin' added thus much fertile to his stock cd‘ knowledge he put Ho lives au example of what a tborax ean endure with such Californians ITappy chronicler to amuse and enlighten tliem Moral don’t drink ‘‘Valley Tan!’' WoMimcL a People must be the most wonder “Mormons” lid people now on the earth or that Not to say ever had an existence anything of their Laving stirred up the Chinese rebellion caused tbc Tycoon to bo removed organized the Credriven Isabella from tan insurrection Spain organized the Cubans in hostility n gainst the Spanish authorities and other things of a similar numerous character in various part's of the world they manliest enough startling points to make them seem a most wonderful Iu a late mimlm of the Chipeople cago Tribune we find an article entitled “Mormon assassins” and as we are particularly careful of our precious life the Lending induced a thoughtful perusal to discover where the danger lay In it there are a number of startling things slated one of which is that “no sooner does a Gentile enter Balt Lake City than he is placed under the surHe is veillance of the secret police” watched noon and night morning with sleepless eyes “his habits words and careless expressions of opinions are Now considernoted and reported" ing that some half dozen or more coaches run into Salt Jjake City often loaded “to the guards” and carrying from fifty to a hundred passengers daily mot of whom are not “Mormons” those secret police must have an interestingly vigilant time of it and mud include all the grown males with most of the boys from IIow ever the folks iu this down contrive to get through the country work they do watch so many people so and kill so many obnoxious closely is truly characters that never wonderful They contrive f do it ail so quietly too that they cai appear to be working on farms miles oil or labors while to their various tiny arc actually though invisibly ennoting and gaged in the city watching reporting A wonderful people truly The N Y ii’tor also indulges in an article which shows another wonderful characteristic of the “Mormons’' Everybody says we are increasing rapidly in numbers but the Star shows by assertion that for several years past thousands on thousands have been ‘coin this nverted" from “Mormonism" Territory and areaow speeding away by wholesale — though they have been moving off in great numbers fur a length There would seem a chance of time by this fur getting rid of the “Mor very dirty specJust convert the enimen of humanity hut did not notice mon problem” tire people and get them to move the mirror behind the aw ay over the railroad and the subject whih must have refected the figure of is for ever at rest No doubt they owned a moved off by secret and special train genfor nobody in this Territory ever heard tleman too anxious to taste of a beverof the of these migrating and “converted” age which certain gentlemen thousands only as the tale was Lold to black— neko and long handled east or make capital prolusion who peregrinate extensively extort money against the people here "I the plains bibuiute in enorrnuu-lWo are sorry that such papers as the The hoid- wa- dirty the hand which reached it down was dirty the counter Tribune and Star should permit themselves to he deceived by the naked was ditty the liquid was scribblers it wa- - a very dirty subject for the falsehoods of contemptible who draw tilled inspiration from low reporter’ eyes wore dirty and their subsistence from and after lie had - groggeries through falsifying and association rul hvatmic- - or plates w hore they systematized are he was in a condition to require w ith kindred blacklegs half a dovn vtuni baths a vapor bath t Milphui i ah a Ktissian bath and a J’iuk Bings —The X V J’urki-iih to plate his epidermis in has the following on prize fighting that crndithi’1 width - soi pt u rally ‘Tlie season for prize fight- lii- - again said o akin to eodllucss lie' leuirned in full force with the Mimiiu-of proli sriomd ins ijUmiiiio ‘woiitod iowii tioiudi The savage fraternity la are at it east ami west “ and spoil! r and tliis revolting and port rtru ovine in Ktiglaml appi - ne a lived in the “bar” He found their a Unit riGILASCE C03I3IITTEES VS PEACE JUBILEE POLICE LAW The American people are considered When a city like New York instito be the most practical and utilitarian as the tutes the Vigilance Committee people iu the world not excepting even lawless deprethe English or Scotch but it mubt be only security against the dations of the thieves and murderers admitted that they arc the moat excitwho infest society and ply their nefaable They arc incapable of a calm rious callings with perfect impunity quiet level life They must have their to say we think decided and down and very ones we are sadly compelled ups admiuis at that and every suceeding up must be justice must be very lightly tered lower its down and than every higher with watched have We singular Calm would kill them predecessor the The terest the papers conveying to us monotony would madden them which are of daily atrocities moment events become tame and homo- horrible occurrence in the large cities of New geneous they become either insane or Boston and ChiYork Philadelphia An entire month of uninterupted sad cago and which seem to be done unease and compeace virtue sobriety der the very' eyes of the guardians of catawould the sense mon lengthen the law and arc winked at by them logue of suicides and fill the cells of the shows a rotten system somelunatic assylums all over the United Surely this where when a thief can steal with States Students of American society and then share with those or a impunity consider the advent of a prince elected by the people to fill their offices giraffe the appearance of a comet or Truly justice is blind! the shock of an earthquake the explo- of trust Now after these deeds have been mill sion of a powder ora petroleum for years and New York is carried on depot the loss of an Atlantic steamer continually boasting of her “excellently with the flower of some eastern aristo Police” and organized Metropolitan cracy aboard the occurence of murders the effective manner iu which they of peculiar atrocity and the commisduties: are surprised we their perform sion of robberies of fabulous magnitude hear of a rtpp being necessary or like events standing out with decid- to Committees generally Vigilance of ed sharpness from the level surface much abused many the times as essential to their social speaking are vuiy often taking advanof their numbers health and moral political physical liich their calling tage of the cloak The Peace J ubilee and Musical Fesrate with the to gives them tival as it is called just held in Boston in Ids deeds and and thief muribivr of u millionaire under the those who :ve most familiar with their paid for by him music furnished under have been a si rf that workings (hey his direction his steamboats carrying known to cany ii to mil extremes people to the “Huh" his money paythe fear of liu cilii ns wa- - all that Adelaide that ing Madam Paivjia eonrtr lined them iu the furthering of Philips Ole Bull and (Other celebrities the plans ni to more than for the In London Liverpoo’ or Paris vve trick to make money a cute Eartciu Mom bear of au arieeious murder eravinc ibr out iif an I::obbvii without the ofiuiJer or tion ami it rimdbr belong- - to the no bem ini: leJiuteh deti eted and brought and the miti n eessities of ill'Wiiv to limn cuuriu' New Befoie the war th‘ iMt'm lidd p k Imr ulliciently ienovno Then 'ive an to police department bciu at sensations m Um el a model known what it ur- iu They bad is one vrikiii or to deepas muuiu rejoice i - immen-r Her fora ly as that goat eoote-taught them to of '‘guardeis of the is sufficient It gnu- ihem such a taste liu i do and if made to riy ilieiplinel prop( nage such "n appetite for show stub be riaidiy that and the a capacity for the imtneii'-administered do the with to away cnonnou-- that it took wholesale Let of a vigilance committee their longings for to the the police department Le an institution blood and the loude-artillery of merits and not of po’itical oldiois the most dramatic showiest and it will Le a politicians and generals the most startof a cur-ling illusions and dazzling pageants at the theatre the most corneous vestJai'ym:-:in Ca nun i:ia — Herr ments the most brilliant Selim-the gentleman who is making and the most si at lor brinaimr a colony of arrangements the e!unvh and the most varied emu Japani-- v m Caliibni'a hapuj chased biuatiun of the colors of the all tie' lieuranch and a half triaynotile most wonderful ingenuity ud mileJiom f’laecrviile on the eorvothe jeweler vent on of the goldsmith The tnwtt Stage Bond is to in the and the mreiVe cultivate tea and silk on o for which domestic hie 10 appease their longings the kind is Tii Aifu adapt'-for the grand the rich the luxurious ys: the vivid the gay and the “The" aie o liie'lri-under eieThe culmination of all this hiirli a large uieliard of :uc- 'Ai 000 homing i iut sensationalism is Giiiuore’s Peace it rigulioji m of gram plenty Jubilee with nobody knows how many c well good crop-- a good hi blowers and how many singers with a burn a ilod it me ban li fiddlers inealeulahh and drummers of — an cow- wagonjug ee'l- er etc tor iOtXl! Water - guoJ mu! gigantic stature and incredible strength for irrigation into quabeating acres (if parchment Every family vvi'i vers and cunnonlers tiring salvoes by inpie and a garden for vegetables and orniin-ntlie gamut to an audience of millions with the Fierident of the United States Mulbeny trees and jilint- wid be in the front row pulling a fifty foot allot ted to ta h liunh plants ae ady liar plutkina The viliaeo igar through the aid of a wliil Herr Selim ii to inn power inhaler will be named this is an age of humLua skupir: an ivi in Tiuly - “A liumbuz ehslcr is an im- adiui Gey to ran jc How the eololiV porter under lair pietences :i w A VERY SINGULAR WILL— EL INFIRMARY A NOV- of Yesterday we heard and read part a he the most singular will on record maker of the will is represented to be a who successful business man shrewd has accumulated quite a large fortune lie exhibits no other signs of insanity than may be derived from the extreme eccentricity of his will although it is in duo course probable the courts will be called upon to determine the question whether the testator was of sound and disposing mind The will disinherits all tho natural heirs of the maker of it and devises the entire property iu trust for tho estab A bailment of an Infirmary for cats plan for most elaborate architectural the buildings is attached to It provides and made pavtoi the will areas for that sweet amatory converse so clear to the feline heart and rat holes to be kept nature of the most ravishing The most ingenious conwell stocked trivances are provided for securing to the rat a chance of escape so that the eats may not lose the pleasures of the chase by finding their prey come too easily High walls are to be built with gently sloping roofs for the moonlight promenade and other nocturnal amuseThe trustees are diments of the cats rected to select the grounds for this novel infirmary in the most populous American city and the part of some devices are to be protected by a competent force of nurses from the ravages of No person of the male sex men dogs is ever to be permitted within the walls and no female who has children or is under thirty years old There are hunwhich we dreds of minute directions have no time to note One would suppose that in the foregoing provisions the testator had exhausted all the eccentricities of one man however unique his nature but the last provision of the will seems more outrageously bizarre than any that go before “i have all my life Bays tho devisor been taught to believe that everything in and about man wa- - intended to be useful and that it was a man's duty as lord of animals to protect all the lesser and even as God protects species For these two comwatches over him — fir- that my body even s bined after death may continue to be made useful and secondly that it uiav he made as far as possible in furnishing a substitute for the protection of the bodies of my dear friends the cat — I do hereby devise and bequeath the intestines of my body to he the proceeds made up into to bo devoted to the puidiasc of im which ‘hall he played in the auditoruni of thee at Infirmary by one of the regular nurses to be selected for that purpose exclusively — the playing to be kept uji forever and ever without in order that cessation day or night the cats may have the privilege of always hearing and enjoying that instrument which is tho nearest approach to their natural voice" illumine Ohi A LIFE ON THJOCKANWAtt i ' "A ti e oa th® ocuiiii Th man who wrote U wa Be netr had hma to Ana a atom he had uen - Ha never hae been aroused ' From the morning’s By the sound of n eshusK waul As it fed from the horrid ho£ a He newer baa heard a man Scrubbing right over hia bead With a notae aufflclaat to rouae rom the grave the slumbaring t He baa never seen a fat woman Growing thinuer day by day And leaning over the veaeel’s'aia Throwing herael away ' Wlille people look Carelessly on 7 Trough in tears ihe woman lie? And nu eeling y say t u tiothine JT’u But the rol lug oi the aea Ja'’ he baa never been And oh sei Aud crept into bed with bia coat White every moUon imroaaed ha A STREET ARAB Bagged tho jacket and tfowseri he Hugged tho shoes on his foot: For shoo or jacket iitde he cares This Arab ot the street “Pitching pennies” here in the Park Along with a noisy crowd All of them ragged and dirty like him 'Wrangling and shouting aloud I wonder whether he has a home This ragged urchin and how He earns the coppers he’s tossing tW With these othor Arabs nowj If mother or brother or sister has he If ever a father he knew If be sleeps in a bed like you and ae‘‘ And eata as the rest of us do? Scarcely human ho seems somehoii ' With his shout he gives each nokei a curioustost And capers wildly about Yet tho same God made him that mais toil The God that dwells above Who watches even the sparrow’s fail In the fullness ofhis ovo As at once as twelve o’clock draws sea Our Arab leaves bis play Gathers together what nicklcs are his And suddenly darts away A moment more and his shrill voice Shouting the news in the street With fifty more like a peek of bounds Following close at his foot All In and out of the ears he springs ' lie beedB neither hoofs nor wheeti Ills rugged feet seem gifted with witgi Like famous Mercury’s heels Now he stops a paper to sell To some one passing by Then away ho goes on a rapid run Wiih a wild hatooandcry High up past the dizzy roofs Lis voice Ascends on its sky wind way A moving shadow he lilts along in the garish light ot day ’Twixt then ns of buildings on tithsuiSil With their windows staring down Like so many giants Sleepicssly wutohing the towa I wonder if ever in thought he tees The rows of buildings lade If ever in tancy he eonjurei up The desert without shade? H over winding before his sight Long earn? nns appear If the Bedouin chiefs of the sands he Iu bun If and these others hwf os I stand in the Park For to me hereat their piay Watching I Like a bright mi rug o in the distance f Scmii the buildings on Broadway And I almost forget thatthis half tetsedki With the ragged shoes on his feet Is not the scheik of some wandering trite But an Arab of the street a —N Brow n am a —The following ait ch araetcristie of the gentleman who dertakers always with suuwa the e Tin rou owing story tbc and rnariagement of the? ganization of which is vouched for ly lbmass meetings that in societj ve cannot fa’’ to bo road with fashionable jiartics and give feit interert' “A few davs ago I hit at the of a young male yets style Pood by the side of a dying girl her who disportoth himself at thoee eif auc was J7 and this is her history that it is worth putting W Sl" was the youngo-- t child in a large binges of the Drawer It isseiif Her mother was the widow of a“amber” family clever woman well known info a clerk in a city bank w odied suddendesti- tare ly leaving hid wife and children institution Brown is! Iir an What tute Her sisters went out as told that lie ia educating a sons at homo until she remained ceed him when imperative Tiitif want rendered it necessary for mauds an aeemmtof the original Bw She her too to make her own living I eat: not believe tbsiL’ for eternity timnd employment as a daily governess son will ever come up to tho mart I! Blic walked each day lour miles to and The Brown has spoiled us foriig? from her woik and received a few shilitations of successors All day long she toiled ling a week There is a humor and a deliberate setting no food until she reached home castie hauteur in our Brown that in t lie ei enine Who d ns not remem- Two stories about imitablc her the hot Summer of last year? which I must pause and the glare ol that cloudless to me Jack B the artist having'1 li- - poor cliilfl starved on The abroad for a year or two found 1® wither d up flower and shrub and his return to New Y ork mutate withered the brain of the daily on invitations (it was in the height j ir a mess Day by day her strength Carnival) than hi- - aristocratic kM melted iviy at hist she broke down would justify Homebody sri Sim could go no more to the daily ings “Brown hus invitations SMJJ le— on Her cry from morn tonight him but you have neglected to pay yosj she rooked to and fro her to him” hands on her burning foichcid was spects J ack con eq ic n tly sai n tered to L'lu'bcr mother my biiin and without the air of defferew v1! - f um On (lay she with one hand the Great Scvton expects’ said rise from Bible with oipyini' “Haven’t you some cards ftr: the otll‘T lie if with a g died Brown ?’ There vcre ime people stJa’j ut put on a greater hi and lack than Journal I f yiiing Jack maai aniiH" wn ie n !i n "a v ikal 'iMllV' to at liJ f c stulli o JO tu! t iingl pionri tailthat the samp' proof ’iriu clu n h ims since 0 r0 for What a tomb coi tion of the u been in when the ’idmade a silk n iana Or was it m cry by the hotness if ivhume it wa vonileriV! to think ot: Luimltt v o ibr ii contents of o out: v' be prci‘ v ir bb ri i I s affi'tvt |