| Show THE KEEPAPITCHININ 60 OfJR RETURN FROM BEAR A CARD The young gentlemen inhabitants of Round Valley take this method of informing the various Female Relief Societies that they are prepared to accommodate thirty amiable young spinsters between th6 ages of 16 and 24 To insure a warm reception it will only be necessary to procure from their Bishops certificates vouching for their fondness lor suckers For further particulars apply in person to Isaac Kimball & Co Bear Lake A REMARKABLE LAKE DREAM An Irishman decapitated a turtle and afterwards was amusing himself by puti dreomt i was by a broad Road Witch ting sticks into his mouth which it bit was very smuth whitch led to a sity with violence A lady who saw the proBelow from which i coud se smoak and ceeding exclaimsd: “Why Pat I thought fire assending to a great hight there the turtle was dead !” “So he is ma’am but the crater is not sensable of apeared to be many peppile treavling Not Painful —“Dear me ” exclaimed down the Road towards the sity who Mr “That new surgeon gave Stiggins be very happy and as i look up apeared to Squantum’s boy a new lip from the child’s the Road from where they came i saw own cheek What a painful operation it tow men whilling tow men in ther wheel- must have been I’ve had a pair of lips i wass Wondering what it could taken from my cheek more than once” barrows “and it wasn’t a replied Miss Stiggins mean when i saw on the side of the operation at all” painful rote the new movement the men Perhaps Miss Stiggins has more cheek in the barrows Bekening to the peple be- than Squantum’s boy hind to come along i then perceaved “Don’t beat your says some that the men that was whilling them ad kind hearted person carpets” “try kindness and large tails behind wich thy conceded from firmness and if that doesn’t keep them i wass won- down send for a policeman and have them them in the wheelbarrows could be who when i saw taken up” the men dering protruding from there pokets a slip of paper on one was rote thepeepofday and on the other wass wrote the grand comer-caLABOR PLAYED enterprize i emediatly woak and the CHINESE CHEAP OUT I word of the poet came to my mind (as i a few thousand industrious PARTIES wishing to work for nothing and board thought) themselves will do well to send for Italian Bees by the undersigned who starts for the East next the bullfrog came from the bottom of November ana will also purchase and deliver Live Stock in this city on easy terms Address the well it” -- ! ! Particulars ef our trip to Bear Lake will be found in this number We had become almd&t tired of the monotony of the city and felt it a duty incumbent upon us to go forth into the world for a time and recuperate our overtaxed energies and as some of our cotemporaries were visiting San Francisco we deemed it politic to not only keep pace with them but even extend our trip to Paris which We had two or we immediately did three objects in view in this journey First the recuperation of health second to find ono or two energetic young men capable of counting greenbacks rapidly in order that we might keep an account of he had some strange things for to tell them as they come in and not have to his hed was full of wind and his mouth bale them away in untold quantities as at was full of chaff present third we learned from our corde tor bless Moses how im laff nice Paris a that was quite respondent town and the proprietors somewhat embarrassed we thought if it suited us we One of the amusements a Long Branch is to watch the New Jersey mosquitoes weuld buy it open clams with their bills on the shore A croquette is described as a rose from Several of these useful little insects are which every lover plucks a leaf the thoin being domesticated and taught to punch remains for her future husband s in rivet-hole- steam-boiler- s ADVERTISEMENTS il Wm D ROBERTS Provo THE KROWX PRINCE IS MARCHING on Paris He will enter at Kelson’s large stores of and Krackers are ConKakes Kandy stantly kept Kail kwickly before they are konsumed by the light infantry Golden Gate where IF YOU WANT YOUR JPVRT1T TAKEN with a high forehead and smiling go to Savage & Ottinger MUSEUM AND MENAGERIE Go And See the Razor that shaved Barnum from 9 a m to 5 pm |
