Show THE KEEPAPITCHININ 58 secured as driver the services of a modest young merchant who shall be nameless — suffice it to say his stand is not a thousand A PAPER miles from that of Dwyr the ubiquitous Devoted to Cents Scents Sense and Nonsense Our steed could make his three miles in a minute or a mile in three minutes— immaterial which — it’s a poor rule that won’t HOO UNO Principal Editor UBET UltLJFE work both ways and our provisions conEditor Asst Depott ' B I Z Ness Dep’y Asst’s Clerk sisted of sundry loaves of bread and packages of crackers furnished by Br Grenig TERMS: (Thanks) We then procured a good Si 50 Per Annum in Advance looking-glas- s 1 00 some potatoes and another Six Months 10 Single Copies looking-glas- s some condensed milk and a CLUB RATES: few religious tracts (We debated in our 8 500 Five Copies to one address mind for some time whether to take along Ten Copies to One Address and one 1000 to the clubber the condensed milk or to have a small boy J8SP For sale by all respectable Newsdealer drive a cow) Also took gun caps and everywhere molasses Mason’s blacking and onions horse feed coffee pot buffalo robes and AD TERTIS E ME NTS fry pans some axle grease and clean Owing to the limited space devoted to Adve- shirts— (these latter were taken by our rtising we shall be under the necessity of restrict young man as he designed disguising mg Advertisements to TEN lines or less himself on the way as much as possible) Terms each insertion fifty cexts a line also a little piece of tender loin from the J&S All Communications on Business in order meat market which we boiled every spare to receive attention must be addressed— Uno moment on the journey without making Hoo & Co Box D Salt Lake City any perceptible impression upon it As soon as the smelting works get into sucSATURDAY - - - OCT 11870 cessful operation we design making further experiments with this beef should they fail we think some of donating it as EDITORIAL a corner stone for the JSTcio Move meeting OIK TRIP TO REAR LAKE house OUR ORGANIZATION Lovely Header: — The morning of Tuesday the 20th day of September A We were deeply affected at beholding D 1870 was perhaps one of the most the weeping damsels who lined the streets beautiful that has ever dawned upon the waving their perfumed handkerchiefs in sublunary world The sun shone with mournful adieu as we passed out of the undiminished splendor the cheerful birds city On reaching the Warm Springs we twittered and wabbled upon the tree tops called a halt and proceeded to organize the chrystal water leapt and sparkled in We immediately appointed Elder Davis the brilliant rays of the autumnal sun of the Guard and allowed him Chaplain while the atmospheric air was laden with to choose his assistants from the company the exquisite perfume of the Sulphur (excepting ourself) The following Springs and all nature seemed to rejoice RULES OF TRAVEL While reflecting upon the magnificent the comprospect before us we were told that the Were unanimously adopted by beauty of Salt Lake scenery “paled its pany viz: ineffectual light” before the ravishing 1st The carriage of Uno Hoo driven should take enchanting bewilderingly beautiful scen- by the stipendiary hireling the lead ery of Bear Lake The idea struck us 2d The baggage wagon of Uno Hoo that we had better visit this terrestrial driven by his male domestic 3d The ambulance of Uno Hoo drivparadise and as we never allow the same Davis idea to strike us twice without action we en by Elder 4th The vehicle of Uno Hoo driven dermined to go and not to stand upon the by the Chaplain order of our going but go at once ConThe private conveyance of Uno 5th sequently we started on the spur of the Hoo driven by our hired man Members of the company are strictly moment though we didn’t ride on the forbidden to tear down f£Sces or out-- i all the way order In to suitably go spur houses for firewood milk any stray cows we deemed it expedient to procure a or visit any hen coop with hostile intent tj and as we wished to enjoy a little unless accompanied and directed by the suburban tranquility and avoid the crowd chaplain of the guard We soon completed our arrangements who would follow us as on the last occasion when we went to Ogden by rail we and were whirled along in gallant style to -- go-c- Kaysville near which point we made our first encampment We found the settlers peaceable the fence poles convenient and the cows docile and milkable It is a fact worthy of note that the Utah Central Express got into Kaysville soon after we did The officers of this road deserve great credit for the energy they displayed in trying to pass us on the way The second day we passed up through the romantic scenery of Ogden Kanyon and saw rocks they had been rudely torn asunder by antediluvian convulsions exposing the earth’s bowels to the rude gaze of the unpolished multitude and we also saw the barren rocks thus exposed inscribed with the names of distinguished travelers who had passed that way and towering above them all high up on the scroll of fame we saw the name of Brown but some rude vandal had subsequently drawn a figure of a jackass above it which marred as it were the symmetry like a broken chord in harmonious melody or on We soon reached Huntsa bedstead ville where we were very cordially received by Bishop Hammond and Saxey We then ascended a gentle declivity of some eighteen miles over pretty rough road with the wind as it were in our teeth — our hired man had to hold his hair on It would perhaps be with both hands superfluous to state that the atmosphere On reaching the was somewhat cool summit we took a lunar observation and discovered that we were several feet above the level of the sea Owing perhaps to the coolness which had suddenly come between us — it in fact extended all around us — we began to grow anxious in regard to the distance to Bear Lake and inquired of solitary horsemen in regard to it We were told that we had twenty-fivWe felt encouraged we miles yet to go we on inquired pushed again and were We ordered the team told thirty miles stopped at once for it was very evident that although apparently advancing we We soon inwere really retrograding quired of another brother of the Danish persuasion who told us that we were miles from our destination twenty-fiv- e This five miles we made easier than any five miles on the trip and is another illustration of the efficacy of watching and waiting Since Mr Eeasoner the Bible agent has been up this way we find the Bears have been busily engaged distributing’ trades ' all over the country They are more susceptible to religious influences than the Beaver although the latter are considered the more industrious of the two we found a great deal of profanity among' |