Show Rules of the Road I T. T Adopted by the Farmers' Farmers Anti Anti- Automobile Society 1 Upon discovering an approaching approach approach- c ing fug team the automobilist must stop stol offside and cover his machine with a e blanket to correspond to the scenery 2 The speed limit on country roads this his year will be a secret and the penalty for violation will be 10 10 for every mile an offender is is caught going in excess of it itt H. 3 In case an automobile makes a team run away the penalty will beE be bebe bebe E be 50 for the first mile for the second for the third etc that the team team runs in addition to thea the a usual damages 4 On approaching a corner comer where he cannot command a view of the theS S road ahead the automobilist must stop not less than yards from the turn toot toot his horn ring a bell beU fire a revolver hallo and send up three bombs at intervals interval of five minutes 5 Automobiles Automobiles must again be seasonably painted that is is so they will merge with the th pastoral ensemble ensemble ensemble ble and not be startling They must be green in spring golden in summer red in autumn and white in winter r 6 Automobiles running on the y country roads at night must send up upa a red rocket every mile and wait walt ten V wi minutes for the road to clear They may then proceed carefully i blowing y their horns and nd shooting Roman candles 7 All members of the society willy will y give up Sunday Sanday to chasing automobiles automobiles automobiles automo automo- biles shooting and shouting at them making arrests and otherwise die dis discouraging country touring on that day daj 5 8 In case a horse will not pass an automobile the automobilist will take the machine apart as rapidly as possible and conceal the parts in in the grass grass 9 I In case an automobile approach approach- c- c roads es a farmers farmer's house when the the- are dusty it will slow down to on one mile an hour and the chauffeur will lay the dust in front of the house with witha a hand sprinkler worked over the dashboard I |