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Show The Dixie Sun Page 8 Cher, and the benefits of becoming a Cyborg Wouldn't it he great if we were ail robots? We could all be programmed to keep our old original personalities, but we'd all look the same. Can you imagine how different the world would be if we all looked the same? You may say I'm a dreamer, but it's easy if you try. Hmmmm, I haven't really said if this would be a good or a bad thing yet. Well, it's suppose to be a good thing, but let's review the bad first. No more beauty pageants! Yeah, I know, they're ail about personality, brains, and talent now. Right. The fact is, it would be a crying shame to lose those. For the ladies, Chippendales would also go out for of business. A distanced boo-ho- o you, too. Topping it all off, about 50 percent of our evening and 100 percent of our daytime television wouldn't exist. So, to fans of Baywatch, Melrose Place, and (brace yourselves) Days of Our Lives, I guess that's not cool. Then again, har ing Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, Brad Pitt and the cast of Days depending on skill to get parts couldn't hurt. But seriously, the number of problems that would be solved by this one simple change are grand. Racism, for one, rape (to an extent), sexual harassment, anorexia, unequal employment, being treated like crap in general, and super models for a few others. Plus, everyone would be well equipped with a fully functional pair of "buns of steel." Woah, did I say that? Being serious here. If people weren't able to put so much importance on appearance, there wouldn't be "black" people, "Hispanic" people, or "white" people. All of us silver people would be considered equally for employment, elections, or adoptive rights based on our intelligence, ethics. April OT(HMlMe The Last IHfono David Johnson skills, and abilities. If we were all robots, we'd all look the same to the would-b- e rapists. They might as well go find a toaster. Also, all those women getting their tushies pinched at the office wouldn't have much to worry about. The boss's wife would have as firm a butt as anyone. 809 SOUTH BLUFF STREET NEXT TO ALBERTSONS! Another extremely good example that applies to both sexes, but primarily females, is being overly body conscious. No more worries about being treated badly because of weight. Girls won't have to turn to anorexia or bulemnia to match the women on the magazines (or in the beauty pageants. I'm such a hyp- In-Sto- Accessories PE El Cassettes SQDE13EDHVS BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, ON ANY BLAH, BLAH, FREAKIN, BLAH, BLAH Expires dates: April il, 1995 Monday, April 24, 1995 1:00 5:00 p.m - 1:00 - 5:00 p.m April 24, 1995 1:00 5:00 p.m Thursday, May 11, 1995 1:00 5:00 p.m. Wednesday. May 25, 1995 1:00 5:00 p.m. Monday, - - - Place: HEC 111 Please call for an appointment 673-481ext 279 1 CASSETTE, David Johnson is opinion editor of The Dixie San. April 13, 1995 Imports ntos BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, Wednesday, 5:00, 6:00, (Teacher Education Test) Math 5:00 p.m. & English 6:00 p.m. certification lecture 8:30 - 9:30 p.m. Thursday, re BLAH BLfill plastic surgeon, Cher's already halfway there. Of course, it would be a much more commendable accomplishment to keep our unique appearances and overcome this realistically. Dixie College the following 2 irts ocrite). With all this out of the way, we could really deal with one another in a much less biased way. All that time previously wasted on looking good would be spent on getting something done. So ... become a robot. Thanks to her be at 674-270- Bring Us Your Used C.D.s For Cold, Hard Cash. Credit ... Bring Us Your Used C.D.s For Then Use Your Credit Toward: Other Used C.D.s New C.D.s Our Goal Is To Help You With Yours! SUU Education Advisor Barbara Allred will 11, 1995 SOUTHERN UTAH UNIVERSITY St. George Center C.D., USED C.D., OR IMPORT One Coupon Singles excluded Per Freehin Purchase |