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Show Page 2 DIXIE SUN February 23, 1990 Voices James Curtis Staff Writer It doesnt take an Einstein with a Hewlett Packard calculator to figure out that St. George Blvd. is busier at 10:30 pm than at 5:30 pm (rush hour). What is it that makes weekend or driving such an addicting behavior? Is it because there is such a broad scale of entertainment available in St. George? Or is it the boredom we face with the same $1.00 movie for three months? The only solution to this whole ordeal is that there is nothing else to do in St. George on a weekend. The answer is there is something to do, it just takes a little creative thinking. If you are a newcomer to the St. George area, and find weekend evenings a bit boulevard vardism boring try vardism. Vardism is an activity that requires little effort and a lot of available time. To become the an expert vardie following suggestions should be considered: 1. Buy a jacked up Camaro or mine truck and tint the windows. 2. THE Dir Bin Put a kicking stereo, with big woofers and tweeters, in your new vehicle. 3. Buy some fuzzy dice and hang them from the rear view mirror. 4. Purchase a lot of florescent stickers and put them in the windows. 5. Drive around and play loud music with lots of bass. 6. Hang out at the Pizza Hut and Sav-O- n Drug parking lots. Its best to lounge on the top of the car and act cool. This will attract other Be aware that vardies. vardism is very addicting. The first time you do it you'll never be able quit. However, if there are those worn out vardies who want to break the vardism spell, try the following suggestions: 1. Buy a different car, preferably a Chevy Sprint or Honda CRX. 2. Hang out at home and put puzzles together with other friends: there is strength in numbers. 3. Do But some homework. whatever you do dont go near STUDENT OPINION How Do You Feel About the Recent Vote in the Legislature, to Change Name of Southern Utah State College to Southern Utah University? : t L 4 - r ,. f i. fjUv," think its stupid. SUSC is not qualified or equipped to be a university. I don't think it means think SUSC is compatible with the university status they've given it. makes sense to me." Kay Hall "I "I anything to be a university in name only." Michael Reid n ie St. George Blvd. So whether rr 3 "The Board of Regents and the Legislature recently changed the name of Weber State College to Berve the population of Weber County. If the same issue pertains to Southern Utah, the Legislature should have taken a more serious look at the population of Southern Utah to see where taxpayers needs could be met." Bill Fowler, Dean of Students youre a do vardie or an your weekend activity in style. ie TO ALL GRADUATING SOPHOMORES- -- Clothes Closeout APPLY NOW FOR SPRING 1990 GRADUATION & SET APPOINTMENT IN THE COUNSELING ADVISEMENT CENTER!! Dixie College Bookstore 225 S. 700 E. St. George, UT 84770 (801 ) 673-4- 8 1 1 Ext. 361 |