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Show October b THE OCCASIONAL 147 2 TIIL D11L Sl'N Rtae - S COLUMN The Wizard of Syd walked down the street dark cloud of ,i om literally townspeople at my feet dropped dead H rman Heffelflyer, Number Two Town Creep (I was Number One) and has fifteen dollar Salvation to the rm' bicycle melted breathed my adetulk when Small children qeviLst "Hi1" snowmen from ere building rn dandruff and my face looked eRosv Grier, Wilt Chamberlain, Cairns Clay and a few other huvv weights had been playing f,uif;d in a After Joan got out of the hospital, we patented the mediand cine made a fortune Herman and I were married and now little Heffelfly ers are running around our two story mansion MORAL Try it, you'll like it" 1 souer there Later that night, my roomJoan protected by her jasmask and snowshovel, told I had Bad me the awful truth mate my deoderant wasn't enough, I had unsightly dandruff and I was in bad need She had for-- o oi acne medicine Breath strong to mention my rotten and after I finished working her over, she handed me a bottle of hstenne, Right Guard Head and Shoulders, Thera-bleand Compoz all mixed together before the ambulance ten tenner took her away thought, why not it would be try it7 At least a good way of committing suicide After pulling the cork from the bottle, I held my nose with one hand poured the stuff down my throat InstantK I was sorry Smoke out my nose and ears poured and flames came from my I sank mouth to the ground Wien I came to, everything was different My hair was long and silkv my face was as smooth as the fur of a kitten, I was there was no sign of smiling Offensive Body Odor, and when forth spoke flowers issued bom m mouth Well 1 g ijjRAPPCX?R''WWI(i gPIPERS Ue HALLOWEEN HINTS Halloween is the perfect time to broaden the scope of vour children s understanding of fire safety Here from the Hartford Insurance Group s Junior Fire Marshal program are some Halloween precautions for you to observe and teach 1 No public bonfire celebra tions unless under the control of the Fire Department 2 Use flashlights not tan dies to light jack o lanterns 3 Never cover light bulbs with paper or other flammable material 4 All paper and cloth used for decorations should be fire resistant 5 Keep corn husk decorations away from anv fire and sprav them with fireproofing liquid 6 Use only paper or cloth for costumes To make cloth flame resistant dip the fabric m a solution consisting of 9 ounces of Borax and 4 ounces of boric acid mixed in a gallon of water Hang fabric to dry after dipping Fabric must be re treated after laundering Stuart Spendlove Named Homecoming Chairman Tom Seegmdler is happy to announce the appointment of Stuart Spendlove as this years Homecomemg Chairman Tom says that Stuart has got a lot ol the Dixie Spirit and wdl do a good job organizing the weeks activities for this years Homecoming Stuart was raised here in St George and attended Dixie two years ago He has just returned home after serving a mission for the Mormon church in Southern California Stuart is active in the college organizations spending a lot of time with Program Bureau and Delta PSI Omega (Drama) In slogan keeping with Dixie's "Emphasis of the Individual", Stuart hopes to involve every student on campus in the Home coming activities Last Day For S h,.V i' t W , 7Y ci Y Lynne Clark ' Studio Classes Students are reminded bv die college registrar Vern Thom is that the last day for adding classes Friday, October 6 Classes may be dropped any time alter Ocotber 6 providing die student ol is die class drops dirough die registrars ol ice At the time ol the class die registrar will drop obtain a grade of "W" meaning withdrawal while Dishm In ficiallv fi71 (all passing, or "F" meaning while failing, wididrawal from die instructor The process is simple but must be done dirouji the registrars oil ice nl J(i:i Ask about our sliidcnUjN specials lot ( hi ist ni is1 ANY TIME IS TACO TIME 835 East 100 North Next toWhitneys Gulf pfjjTLiAT Our own I uo I me nn j t y chil seasoned to Anu.ru. in t istt MEXI-FR1E- S .25 Deep fried crisp Hour tortillas with sugar and cinnamon CRUSTOS EMPANADAS I, .40 SpicV treruh frud pot itocs An open face taco with kan ground beef refried pinto beans grated aged chccsc crisp lettuce and fancy tomato TOSTADO Hour tortilla fmd pinto beans ehcddj BURRITO Ground beef - 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