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Show -- THE Pags.F.iYe THEATER FRIDAY mi KAY Dixie Journalists' Chatter is published every Friday at noon by the Associated Students of the no lege. The Editor Associate Editors Pearl Adair ..Homer Reporters... Editor Joyce Kelley Christensen & & Mary Vrintch Helen Benson Laurel Jackson Business Manager '.Elwyn Cameron Typists ... .Walter Snow, Paul Thompson, David Finlayscn B. Glen Smith & Margaret Merkley Advisers Exchange j r P A- DJTORlAi - : KY5ER in "SWING FEVER": SATURDAY, SUNDAY , MONDAY ROBERT WALKER ; in in "MARSHAL COMING OF G UN5M0KE" "BRINGING UP KATHERINE HEPBURN BAND ; with BABY" I and enjoyed o- - the naval recruiting officer prepared to leave, PROSPECTIVE GRADUATES he asked as the final, deciding question: "You really Your believe that the boy is reliable and can be depended graduation fee is due not later than May 11. upon to do as he is ordered?" To which the president replied, "Yes, I believe that As is only a record but that scholar, His dependable. good responsibilities taking part in by after-scho- ol "'ILL THERE DAICE N BE A tonight. there. be C..RD everyone student's school record has played an im-- jokes l) we have heard so portant role in gaining him a position he probably many lately on modern Red couldn't have attained had his record been unsatisfac- Riding Hoods. How about tory. trying one on little Miss "Can this time the is Again ; person Kuffet? asked, we unquestion school record is checked, and covered Recently upon?" his a little verse therein lie his opportunities. For if the records are (modernized nursery rhyme). commendable he is likely to be accepted. went be Every depended CfORRI DOR CATCH Since Senior Sneak Day the care I NG S seniors' & theme song to be, "Water we if we get wet?" get soaked for that one most likely, if all (I'll the seniors pool, or is it river, their energy.) The following joke (?) is printed at Dr. Hardy's seems request. Scene Physiology lab. First character "Hand Second character Not so (And Dr. you without re .uest) Hardy call this "Just one?" if it since we're on something this "Little Decided the subject of jokes to rough it me dieval rounder espied her And plied her with cider, And now she's the for- est's prime evil." hear mumbling?? "Gosh, they didn't even mill us!" (Must be that VTho's we . ""hat a Don't you (what Miss Muffet A And who could be like In a cabin quite old and seniors) what "Wonder min bees?" And the Fehling solution." loud." Homer J "Did me It, is this? fine suggestion! think the facul- it? Try a sneak day." Taking ty should try what? ! l cial last night. shows that he was not he also took on added ; "HI, GOOD LOCKING" and TEX RITTER, RUSSELL HAYDEN; THE he ? HARGROVE" TUESDAY AJD WEDNESDAY CARY GRAJT YOU? f "SEE HERE, PRIVATE 1: V'JILL YOUR SCHOOL RECCLLSND -- I |