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Show Pago Five C OLUMNISTS FEUDS AND NS WONDER Daisio Horsolf By ;Vhy "Doc much. Now, "Doc", hold your temper Boy" Hansen likes the sex younger. Where "Ade" buys his like some like them, Ade. "sodas." Wed Guy Toblors secret passion "Do You Know" can have such Who How (Editor s Koto original style. lection of locals.) Elmer bed so Pickett night. "Playboy" early an Floase us, Daisy; this is but a be easy on Why is. col- went to Sunday "Hot' Why Laurence sits behind a certain If has Roe no ' yet. Shot" Memmott now brunette In church. found her a single man "Flash" Sullivan, Everard "Little Eva" Cox, and Easy Cuddling. If there shouldn't bo an open season on aspiring columnists who steal other columnists styles. Maxine and Howard and a About locket. certain Joyce Vfelker gets around so fast. She was seen with Howard Sunday afternoon and with "Hot Shot" Sunday night. How Elmer "Lovers Lane" Pickett tried to purchase in Provo. About our two blondes, Edna Rae and Velma. Why Grey Wilkin' and gang of egg totin desperadoes suddenly lost their belligerency v;hon they met John Lav; Tuesday night. If Effie its true that the Maes have one Ranch Hands and point in common. .D. Around the Campus at Dixie College Gullible Dear Brickbat, (also known as "Globe")' Your shouting because wo stole your guns sounds like the bandit who yelled for the police when his victim turned the tables on him. (Oil, by the way, you the for yelled police, too, didn't you?) by (llobor) Reid and Ann Noilson, chasing each other through the halls of the Science building Friday morning, Caveman miraculously disturbed no classes. Light Vibrations of extremely short wave lengths which also behave as paGod only knows what it is. Jay Seogmiller, Those two feuding columnists, Brickbat and up. Daisie, seem to have kissed and made not our wrong actions which it courage to confess, so much as those which are ridiqulous and foolish." "The Truth Will Out," stated a recent- ly published yellow sheet, but this bold assertion was used as a heading for a slanderous attack upon an opponent, yet the writer was such a craven that- he did To this writer and not sign his work. 'his accomplices wo give credit for giving occasion for the years most heart- ' felt BRICKBAT. Brickbats to the members of the who fraternity long-oar- ed sat behind us in Always the emptiest gourds the most noise. Bouquets to Mr. Buggert, Miss Falck, assembly. make and Mr. and Mrs. Bleak.. of this type of assembly. Brickbats Lots have more to the politicians who kept noisy chatter going all during the their class periods I ones self is no Making nuisance a to garner votes. way of millenium is something like a centennial, only it has more logs." U. "A Chronicle. Laurence (Hot Shot) Memmott must have a difficult keeping track of time feminine conquests. Uhnt a man! all his to the students who decided Vo to "boost Dixie." are proud of our Let others be proud of it with school. Bouquets us . Has noticed that anyone to think all right? seems was "Cupid GULLIBLE S TRAVELS rticles. requires Lola About Why "It is so "Glamour Why fair Leavitt hates publicity I BRICKBATS AND BOUQUETS By Robert Pendleton god of love. Gwen Andy Heaton is Stephens a bit of the son of Venus and was Usually he is shown with bows and errors." U. Chronicle. Open season should be declared on ev- ery columnist attempts to start a who column from ideas that aro not his own. Tex Mosoly and Jack Roncher didnt put all thoir eggs in one basket, but Earl Hafon saw to that they all ended up on the ground Phew! it "Fraud generally lights a candle for to got a look at it; and a justice rogue's pen indites the warrant for his own arrest. Lifted, ' .D. seems to be doing 0. K. Maisie Pectol with Lloyd Sandberg. Norma Hansen has changed her hairdreas. with, Norma?) (The style of better to hear scandal ' .D. |