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Show A BRICKBATS PAG 0 F AND BOUQUETS by Robert Pendleton "We love a joke that hands us a pat on it the back while down stairs. kicks the other fellow C.L. Sdson COLUMNS GULLIBLE'S j i j Harold Higgins stood looking down at the clear water near the power houses at to Boulder Dam. Yfe happened to remark that the water looked much clearer than it had in the canyon up above the dam. what looked up at the power lines leading out from the dam and solemnly because they take all said, "I guess out of the energy it. PI agues are people always pestering Higgins its you. IT. Chronicle. talks tooloudi for Like a teacher you to sleep. yiho U. eavesdropper is an icicle. Chronicle. Or a columnist sans copy. An Bouquet to Mary Faris and Eris Ma- the biology field trip last Saturday they not only located a rattlesdsen. On nake, but cornered it and had most of the fight out of it when the boys arrived to capture the fierce creature. Reber, Genevieve Anderson, Mrs. Spencor, Theodean Heap and your Columnist had a good time wading up and down the irrigation ditch at the Beaver Dam Lodge, until the party got wet. Victor Smith and Theodean were tho last to leave the battlefield, but they were tho Roma last to dry out, too. imbecile is a germ floating around in the air which anybody is liable to catch. U. Chronicle. Has anyone stopped to think what a fine president Jane Pace would make? Do You will find that her qualificaso. tions are among the highest. Fiction are those books which are fixed on the shelves and are not to bo are not fixed and may moved; be moved at will. U. Chronicle. An non-ficti- on brickbat to the lad who is taking care of the Flag. Eight P.M. is a strango time to see it still on the Flag A polo. means Post-morte- m oclock." U. Chronicle. columnist, twelve after whose initials certain aro Daisy herself, should remember that A other little things certain in the first mentioned columnists also see like driving tooter around a columnists, car. Bouquets to Laprele handsomo trumpet -- Sullivan, Horma Gubler, Para Lee Wallace, and Helen Can- - TRAVELS Around tho Campus at Dixie College by Gullible Mrs. Spencer must like us. She looks at us so jealously--a- s whenever wo talk other girl in the library. (No deserve it, though.) we made a bet with Merle Morris as to some it is diffraction grating. a is something put said in a bath tub to Oh, well, I got it keep from slipping. back in a stud pokor game. course. (My We cards of ) "Gold looked lonesome in Dust bly Thursday. Wo assem- wonder why. Macfarlanos feet rate as "battle cruisers." Theyre too big for destroyers; too fast for dreadnaughts, Cap (At least thats the impression wo got from Fridays track moot.) hy Seegmillcr, Fry, and Pendleton came back from California with tho nick- of the name tho clear, "Anaemic Three is not facts being that while in outwalked (or outran) tho "shedhouse Quintet. Speaking of mathematics (we werent, of course; but lets) Eldon Gubler seems to come up with the answers to the problems that stump the rest of the class, Frisco so-call- they ed or so Mr. Everett tolls us. for the towns two best neighbors Junior (Long Jim) Walker and Ailccn (Daisy) Worthen. A hunch More boys than wo are glad to nominations Our see Della Lee around school again. Shes been so rushed wo haven't had a chance to speak to her yet. Tally-h- o I .D. DO YOU KNOW Henderson's three o'clock speech class learned about "pitching woo" while she was gone? That love at first sight is possible? UTiat At you Miss least you would have thought so had seen Helen Cannon and a young man in Provo, if certain .D, with thought, a bouquet of sage brush flowers, it was a present for Mr. Hardy; but the flowers when we saw Gov. Me. We only "visited school" to be classified: D. ron for their fine showing at Provo. to "Natural immunity is being able catch a disease without the aid of a Chronicle, physician. --- U. "A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market." Lamb. |