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Show Chips off the Old Blockhead H. L. Reid (To Psychology class) Is childhood really the happiest period of our lives? Irene C. Is it? Why, the ten happiest years of my life were spent in the first grade. 4 4 fell last night and was unLavoy conscious for eight hours. Dell Thats nothing unusual for you, but where did you fall? Lavoy Asleep. I 4 4 4 4 laMy dachshund died last night, He went around a ments Bill Dixon. tree and met his end. Paxman (To biology class) Name live things that contain milk. Rudger McArthur Ice cream, cheese, butter, and two cows. 4 4 4 4 Yes, friend, my students are usually glued to their eeats. Jay Beck What a quaint way of keeping them there. M. J. Miles 4 4 Spilsbury (In journalism class) How He goes away hur else would you say: riedly, wearing his fathers trousers? Flees in fathers pants. DeVere Hermese Thats my police dog. Police dog! Why, he aint no Harold biggern a rat. Hermese Hes in the secret service. The other day I had to call the sheriff to get his mouth open. Harold Why the sheriff? Thats a job for a doctor. He had a burglar in it. Hermese 4 4 At present, though it may not be A time for hearty laughs At- least, lets wear the smile that we Use in our photographs. 4 4 4 4 My roomKay Goff was unhappy. mates are cruel to me, he said. Champ puts his cold feet on my back at nights; Dean debates as to whether to wash the dishes or not, and the negative always wins; and neither one of them will let me wear their ties. Doc Beck What (To geology class) is a long neck stretching out to sea? Denby An inquisitive 4 4 4 old maid. 4 Del Roy My wife tells me I talk in my sleep, dcictor. What should I do? Doctor Nothing that you shouldnt. 4 4 tf John T. W o o d b u ry Trying to keep young sometimes makes one feel old especially when there are nine of them. 4 4 4 4 Afton Isom Pete, I got a new idea; there is a fortune in it. Pete H. What now? Afton fts an alarm clock that emits the delicious odors of frying bacon and fragrant coffee. 4 4 4 4 Im gonna have the male chorus sing at my tuneral, so folksll be sorry Im dead. Nina Youre the nicest boy I have ever met. Lloyd Tell it to the C. C.s. Nina I have, dozens o'f them. 4 4 4 4 About the middle of the day, a conversation such as this often takes place in the college office: President Smith Matthew, have I been to dinner? M. Bentley You ought to know best; I dont know. Smith DeVora, have I been to dinner? DeVura I believe not; has he, Gert- rude? or No which Gertrude replies according to her own recollections; and if the others generally agree. Mr. Smith either goes to dinner or resumes his work. To Yes, 4 4 4 4 lived in an oak. The more he saw the less he speak, The less he spoak the more he heard; Why cant we be like that old beard? A wise old owl 4 4 4 bird called a His beak can hold more He can hold enough in To last him a week. And I dont see how in A wise old 4 pelican than his belican; his beak the helican. |
