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Show THE DIXIE NEWS The Unexpected The owner of Bosco, the trained flea, was exhibiting him for Lorenzo McGregor is ill with Where the Gold Came From the benefit of his dinner compneumonia. Have you had this panions. Dentist : D to to the tooth attended previously. Bosco, he said, jump No. Why. Minnie Hafen spent Jan. 20 in Patient : right, Bosco obeyed. s Thum-gigWell it appears to Pine Mrs. into Dentist : Valley. Bosco, hop D Bosco did as orderhave quite a lot of gold filling in hair. ed. the botton of it. Emma Woodbury is here from Bo scos owner Hurricane Patient (thoroughly alarmWhereupon visiting. Great Scott, it must be reached up and set him back on ed) : D my back collar button youve the table. to reached. the he Grant Lund is not in school at said, jump Bosco, D left. But Bosco wouldnt present due to illness. Shall I mark budge. Tenderfoot: D sir? feet Bosco, forward march. But with time my Rose Seegmiller is back 1o Did you the flea remained still. Patrol Leader: school again after her illness. Well, said the owner, after ever hear of marking time with D looking carefully at the unwilhands? I understand ling performer, this isnt Quite a Tenderfoot : large number of fora clocks do, sir. Bosco. a mer were leadership students 2 D illlSBlSKSSS 22332023.23 a si 3 3 3 3 3. 1 Washington County Hospital a a a a a a a Our earnest endeavor ill be to give you w efficient service sssssssssassssassssssEs iESaSSS'Sasa-sSEs- a Judds Store Thos. fa a a aaa General Merchandise a are Good Prices are Right a Goods a a, SPARKLETS K. Market a get more for your street Bleats, Groceries, and Produce. Right Prices $ $ $ We Deliver Orders J.&E. TOGGERY at I 3 3 1 Meats Groceries Vegetables and fair treatment i 1 1 The place for Real Merchandise If its good to eat we have it liall a.'sHalai'a; al.al B3B3S33.3S333B3Big31i3133SBSE3 3 13 3is) 3 3 if PS's iissigxrxBEBBEBBBBBxBBBasBi 3 3 JS1 DIXIE BARBER SHOP ARROWHEAD John M. Higgins, Prop. a ISI Methods 1 School Supplies High Class line of Toilet Articles Kodaks and Films fell; 33333 E. D. Seegmiller Jas. Andrus a Lawyer : do you know -J XSSXX Quality and Service jg m ra 3 Bank of St. George The Bank of the People Open an Account and Begin to Save B W. N. Gray, Prop. barber line E 3 3 3 3 3 S 3333333333333333333333332; 1 Riggs 1 33330 33333 33333 3333 3332323T.. J DR. A. J. HUTCHINGS 3 Ford Sales and Service Dental Surgeon f2 Office in Snow Building 5 3 1323233 2222S22SS2g32223 3 Ej 5L. E. k RjEjlE k Ei a EE E jg 1 s ' I If your range needs repairs we will fix it. You furnish the parts and we will install them v free of charge DIXIE POWER CO 5 I a D E. B. Snow 3 Alta Holt, Karl Crawford, Alma Truman, and Berneice 1 shooting Benson spent last week end in Enterprise. D ' f Furniture Co. Can furnish you in TRUNKS, BAGS, SUIT CASES. BEST GRADE FURNITURE OF ALL KINDS. DISHES, HARDWARE, CARPETS, RUGS LINOLEUM, BEDDING I 1 I I I Linna Snow, teacher in the ,2333332333333333333333323333303333233333222 1333112111 : English Department, has been 23S0E33B33S333332333333S333332BS2223331223222222313-absent from school on account of Only Smith. KE illness. Whats the matter, Mrs. Minnie Macfar-lan- e taught her classes. D hit his J. F. LINDER 3 Shoe Repairing Bishop Frei is critically ill Mother: Dont cry about with pneumonia. He is a patron that. You should laugh. and staunch friend of the Dixie Son: College. The students hope for his rapid and complete recovery. l333B3332333B333iS2B3333333333333333323332S332S!glgSi D 333233333333333332333333333333232233322 32222132312331 D Mr. Paxman: Can you prove that the square of the Vivian Leany, former student j hypotenuse is equal to the sum who leaves soon for the Califorof the squares of the other two nia Mission, was honored 1 j sides? i Jan. 29, at a farewell enterI I dont have to tainment in the Gentry: College prove it. I admit it. I H. J. DOOLITTLE CO., CEDAR CITY, UTAH j D D 1 I Distributor for Southern Utah & Mrs. Roxie Romney, librarian 3 Mr. Nibholes : Face powder is an amorpheus substance until of the Washington County lib- 323223233323232332332 2333233 1332 1223111122111222121li after it is used. 331 211S rary is again back at work. Mrs. 0 13220 2220122223332 a ilgllllgggg ggi Grant Gates : Then it takes Ferdinand Stucki has been act- I NASII DODGE is on many crude forms. ing as librarian during the ali- 5 IIdid. Vico Motor Oil Hair Bobbing Special 3 Ah-h- Son : P P Pa-p- a his finger with the ARROWHEAD BARBER SHOP ISKXgSggiLK I Karl Harrison, graduate of 23333S33333lKjB33g3i3a3B3SS3333gS133g33B33333g3!2g.g2ggj the Dixie College, left Jan. 20, 2)3333333333333333333333333333333031333333333333331311: for a mission to the Northwest- 3 ern States. anything? : Mother: darling? 3 All work in Miller Bros. Garage yourself ! j fi 03333333333333333333333333 Harness, Saddlery and eerything Auto top repairing 'K y D Albert Herman F. G. MILES 3 five-thirt- The question I was asking him was what time it was. He a specialty. 3x225 UxKKj But how , L 0 ! VD 3 3 a Co. rgj Defendant: 3 SXXXXSXSXXXX2222;gg;gg;g;gs"g'sT! 3 Ah-h- it was exactly Sons & ii0 ? SI -- TX E K'fc Fii-da- y, Gym-rasiu- m. Pep, X enee of Mrs. Romney. D The Gas with a Punch 1H 6 w. C. PACE, PROP. J. W. Harrisons reversion of Our Workman Are Efficient end our Repair Work A University of Utah Club a Bible quotation after distening Stanes the Test, firing your car to us when has been organized by former to many. I dont knows. neecs attention. Supplies and parts S Blessed is he that expects nothtudents of the U. The offic-r- s Dode and Nash Cars selected are Leo Snow, presi-lening for he shall get it. " SSlSSllg 2g212333lK22332 23222222 Dr. Clare Woodbury 33232311 D 22 2 2g2 22gggs222ia S 222331113131: 2200230 and Katherine Miles, Mr. Pickett : Who was Rod- :ecretary. ger Bacon? D D t, vice-preside- ? s EEE a TIE a.g.a'ggg gg 2230-2223- ga'ajnng'a' h!a HU For cash, we carry the Best there Is to buy at reasonable prices in The most , WE MAJOR D ;siKiSiaiagaiaaiasiiiiSigagiisiiHiaii Auto Accessory Shop Gas and Oil Racine Tires Tourists Guides 3 31a3533Hlgl3g315jg33303S33333gll3sggg SSSS33S3333i333S33ig3Sgg3,K'gi'a'wTr-- Karma McGregor who has ill with pneumonia is again 8 been Irate guest to clerk in a dinky school. attending I thought you told me hotel: D that there was running ice water in every room? Arnold McArthur is minus a Clerk: Thats right: I did tooth due to his, familiar sir. in the gym. Well, where? I couldnt find D it. Lucile Worthen and Lottie In the bath tub, sir. Tobler were absent from school D last week on account of illness. Lawyer: Tell the court exactD ly where you were on the twenMariam Ahlstrom, as Queen y tieth day of said month at of Dixie, represented the Dixie in the afternoon. Defendant: I was on the at the Jubilee held recently in corner of the stand asking a man Parowan. You went She: 33222S'X3233BSx30S!32SgSB0333S' with Smith? 3 3 1 He: Yes. 1 1 CLASS RINGS She: Shoot x x xx2xS3 xBxSSSn 3 - Dixie Drug Company D. C. WATSON, PROP. D a question. Garage in Connection nSll SlllSBlljBBlBlSl s 2x3 xxxx HOTEL Southern Utah Private baths, heat in rooms Sanitary and Antiseptic 221&3iSiS 3 Best Dining Room in i3 3 I 33B33S3!S3333!3g3iM33331i3333j3SS3333g3S333SgSSggg(g;gg3j;'K- five-thirt- 2, a, 22 :: .a.231222i21 0 3 x .21 " your Business ici man-eouverin- gs Phone No. 68 at reasonable prices :: We will Appreciate IXlBiaBxBBXBBBHBBBSSSSaBBBBBBEBSBBBBBBBBSiiaBHslgggggS Right Nelson Mercantile Co. I Whiteheads ::x g 3 ? D a : SERVICE COUNTS. H Joseph Musick, former stuI see, it cant get Boy: 3 has returned to his home dent, up through the concrete. in Florida. Buffalo Bison. 53SS3S3s.SSSsii133aS33S3il!SSi33 s isi2il3:32is-ailis- 3 CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $55,000 w Oh, 03012303333333331)3333303133 3is) 0 S Saint George, 3 3 He Understood D Why does no hair Boy (8) : Mary Graham and Althea grow on your head ? Snow spent last week in Salt Grandfather (80) : Well, Lake City. does grass grow on a busy D SgSSSEEESS aa a Dixie Stockgrowers Bank Utah J visitors. Mgtgjgsv3raiiM3'faMaai&araaaKPca53 0. , BHl2!i;iM0B2BBxB20B2B2BS2!2i!iMB3322203232g2ggg;(ajgvg-pr-;- LOCAL COLUMN line of DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, NOTIONS GENTS HATS, SHIRTS, UNDERWEAR, TIES, SHOES, SWEATERS, OVERCOATS In the Ladies r line, we carry all you wish to wear, both in Silk and Lisle, Wool, Cotton, or Mixed Call and See Our Line Before Buying Ready-to-wea- CHARLES F. FOSTER, PROP. 30 X X Pickett Lumber Edward Empey: He was the greatest tinker the world Mr. Nicholes: (In chemistry lab.) This gas is deadly poison. What steps would you take if it should escape? the Maurice Miles : Long ones. ever knew. D Mr. Snow : Robert, "give parable of the rich fool. Robert S. : I dont know a rich fool. ixxxxxx") D When Mr. Reid: (To class) What is the cause of so many divorces? V alter M. : Marriages. Name some Chickens. of Somethin? to Eat think of Mathis Market 8c Supply Co. D Mr. Paxman: one mammal. Amy Linder: 2 ,23322 Dealers in Lumber, Shingles, Flooring, Roofing, Moulding, Windows, Doors, Screens, Paint, Oil, etc. 2S txxxxxxx jou think Co. 2 s ---H a K ss - 2, 3 ): 3231232 322 2202:: 22 22 2 22 H 222222231 220 2 022 a 223322H22 2 HK0 2 !:2k3k 222 332 3j : 2 K H H SOUTHERN UTAH TELEPHONE 00, a x. Connects with Mountain States Telephone Co. and Western Union Telegraph Company 2 32 2322333s 2232232 223 a22 3s 323 2 2 2 32 2 2 2 2 a 2 3 2 2322 13 32 2 322 2 3 223 2 2. 2 2 23 32 22 22 2 1 J |