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Show THE DIXIE NEWS Graff, Sunday, March 23, Oliver and Atkin Bessie Wayne Gardner, in Mutual the debated Graham Mary Resolved that St. George question, clubs. industrial organize Faculty members many March 12, and students attended the wedding Hafen. dance in honor of Miss Lila Clara. Santa in The dance was held ball Saturday March 15, a basket district City Cedar game between school faculty and the Woodward school faculty was staged in the local gym. The Woodward school team was vicitorious. Phil Smith, student of last year, is now playing one of the leading roles in the opera, presented by the L. D. ply. The young Eight hours passed. corn. man was hoeing What does ditto mean, father I cannot find it in the he asked. dictionary. The old farmer rested on his hoe, front and, pointing to the cabbage in of him, remarked: You see that cabbage? . dixie I STOCKGROWERS BANK g In Service, In Quality,at In Price Satisfaction Guaranteed nelson merchantile Yes. And you see the next one there? CO. furnished With exception of cook, everything Yes. Del. 4.30 p, m Del. 10 a. m. Well, that is called ditto., exclaimed the Darn her! called me a she petuous youth, bage head. S. Miss Mary Naegle spent the week Dixie Stock Growers Bank said. Dearest, 1 love thee! he resweet was her George, Ditto, im- JSSEiSSgjj cab- Something. A young Irishman recently applied for a job as life saver at the munici- end at her home in Toquerville. Marion Snow, student of this year pal baths. As he was about six feet six inches has discontinued his school work. and well built, the chief tall student Cloid Berry a gave him an application blank to has discontinued school. fill out. r, said the chief By the way, EXCHANGE swim? can you No, replied the applicant, but I Dr. Hugh M. Woodward recently wade like blazes, returned from Chicago where he attended the convention of the NationAn Acrobat in the Squad. al Educational Association in connecSargent (drilling awkward squad); tion with Dean Milton Bennion of Atttention. company! Company! Utah. Lift up your left leg and hold it B. Y. U. straight out in front of you! Dr. Adam S. Bennion will give a One of the squad held up his series of lectures entitled," Litera- right leg by mistake. This brought ture and Life. his right hand companions left leg B. Y. U. and his own close together. The ofC. A. B. presented ficer, seeing this, exclaimed anger-ilStudents of the And who is that blooming in Parowan Mr. Easymans Niece over there holding up both Gaboot one was March 5. This production legs? of its most successful performances. a3iiSiasssfflS8BSSSSSffl' I Pickett Lumber Company I Dealers in 1 etc. Lumber Shingles, Mouldings, Windows, Doors, Screens, etc. Complete line Fullers Paints, Varnishes, Shop and Mill Work a Specialty life-sav- er mid-wint- er gigsssBSSSSESBSiisssMasgBSisaagasEEEiiEgissasissaggiiKQ life-save- We Are For You And solicit your patronage we handle For commodities which ST. GEORGE CAFE & BAKREY ta B SiEsnfa B School Supplies Eastman Kodaks and Supplies Drugs, Dry Goods Mens and Ladies Shoes Athletic Goods We have complete lines y; ST. GEORGE, DRUG COMPANY B. A. C. Not Much! Professor Levi Edgar Young of the ig she was to be before The a day of stirring gave Utah, University to came servant old the negro encourHe talk in chapel, Tuesday. and intrusted her savages students to be loyal, patriotic her mistress AV. C. Pace, Prop. to her keeping. ings and self reliant. I it? I should keep B. A. C. Why Dodge Sales and Service were going to get maryou thought Always at Y'our Service The B. Y. U. band is now preparsaid her mistress. ried, St. George, Utah, Phone 23y ing for its annual tour through So I is, missus, but do you spose southern Utah. Id keep all dis money in the house wid that strange nigger? Two good natured Irishmen on a same certain occasion, occupied the Is there a letter Mattie Earl In the morning one of them here for me? bed. inquired of the other: is What Postmaster your Dennis, did you hear the thunder name? Trunks, Suit. Cases, last night? Mattie Why my name will be on. Wire, Stoves and Ranges. Hardware, No, Pat; did it really thunder? the letter. Yes, it thundered as if heaven ia and earth would come together. Can you give me a Paxman in then didnt ye the divil, Why E!S!s!s:S!i:iia!Hiigig!XIH!SiSiSEMia!aEaa3aLttIS3St:'itaia'tl wake me, for ye know I cant slape definition of corns? IS of Homer Its a when it thunders. mar-marri- Dixie Auto Company E. B. Snow a ,S Furniture I Co. g 111 a a Come here, sir! said a stern parent. What is this complaint the (explaining the rehas made schoolmaster against sults obtained from the inflection of Did I ever tell you the the voice) you? Its just nothing at all, Pa. You story of the actor who could read a see, Jimmy Hughes bent a pin, and I menu so as to make his audience only left it on teachers chair for weep? He must have read him to look at, and he came in withGeorge L. out his specks, and sat right down on the prices. the pin, and now he wants to blame Mr. Homer. Were you born in me for it. Ireland? Mr. Pickett I was. My brother is living in Ireland Mr. Homer What part. and says hes delighted. Mr. Pickett Why, all of me of Delighted at living in Ireland? course. No! Delighted to be living! Miss Phillips fcl If Ye Ladies Call for real up to date. Merchandise its at Whiteheads For the Gents have already learned to go there for latest in all their wants. A. R. WHITEHEAD & SON 1 |