THE DIXIE OWL Hoots From Owl Eleanors war cry: Ive got you Steve. What good is soap to a negro, or advice to a fool. Turkish proverb. In the present war the nation most hated by students is examination. Newell Larson says he is taking Getic Psychology and as near as he can tell it is a study of the mind. Found in Ruth Winsors ElocuSometimes there tion journal: is not a complete thot at the end of a comma. Kumen Williams Excitedly Have you seen Herbert? Rex Absently Why I saw the cat with something a while ago. Visitors at School Last Week General Delivery Major Scale Kernel Gorn Private Grudge The Infant Ree Miss Demeanor A. Mosquito Miss Chigan Muf Fuller How D. Doo Anna Katy Did lYiul Hy Jumper Ella Ment Miss Chief Sy Pher Mary Land Della Ware Ana Lyse Miss Ouri Iona Ford Ida Hoe Mr. Chance Miss Fortune D.yna Mite Miss Conception Non Tana D. Kota Miss L. Toe L. E. Phant Miss Taken Miss Construe Dee Con Phil Anthrophy Hy Phen Miss Understanding Bill Yus A. Cheater Found in the Waste Basket Dearest Marie: I hate to write you this letter for fear of annoying you, but the time has come when I must ask you a serious question, the contemplation of which has caused me many nights of restlessness and anxiety. You will understand my reluctance in writing you re- garding a matter of so great im- portance when I tell you that many lives have been upset by similar trouble. Still I feel that you should know the worst at once for in all sincerity it means life or death to me. I shall not communicate the state of my mind to anyone else as you know most people are too busy to take interest or shed teat's over the troubles ot others, so in my distress I appeal to you knowing just what you think of me. I know I am asking a great deal of you, but while I concede this I ask you to put aside all social consideration of the question I have to ask. I hardly dare get up courage to write and hope no other eyes will see this letter. Once more I ask you with the fullness of my heart to help me decide this momentous question, Do you think that Mutt will ever be as tall as Jeff? Eagerly awaiting your reply, I am, Your devoted Henry. Tell me all you know, Lee Check. It wont take long. Check Just as well tell all we both know. It wont take any longer. Moroni, said Mr. Tanner, what is the spinal column? said MoThe spinal column, on one head sits is what my roni, end of and I sit on the other. Paul Gates law: A boys love for a girl is directly proportional to his desire to marry her, and inversely proportional to the sistance of his intended re- Wins Gold Medal The gold medal given by the Dixie Normal College for the best oration on the Spirit of America, Washington, or Lincoln, was won by William Ruesch. There were twelve contestants, all of whom did unusually well both in delivery 40 points, subject matter 40 points, and English 20 points. Mr. Ruesch received the highest number of points 92. Chester Snow received the next highest 90 and Robert Miles 89. These entering and the subjects chosen follow: Herbert I ilne, Abraham Lincoln; Frank Harmon, George Washington; Feland Hafen, Contrasted Greatness in Men; Vernon Worthen, Abraham Lincoln; Beulah Crosby, Spirit of America; Rex Snow, The American of Today and Tomorrow ;Chester Snow, Wallace George Washington; Abraham Jones, Lincoln; Frank Nelson, Washington and Lincoln; Robert Miles, American Spirit of the Age;. William Ruesch, The Spirit of Abraham Lincoln. 1 Netina What I am worrying about is that paper, I even wake up in the night and worry about it. You do not need Mr. Nicholes to wake up at night, wake up in the day time. Wm. Ruesch, while on his mission to the Southern States saw a negro burning some grass on the ditch bank and the following remarks were made: Wm. Hello, are you trying to burn that grass and make it as black as you are? No Im burning it so Negro it wont be as green as you are. A Freshie is like a cheap oil lamp, He isnt so wonderfully bright, Hes often turned down; some- times he smokes, And frequently goes out at night. Ex.